<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: zorz: Japan was colonized by America from 1945 to 1953. We're technically still colonized by the US army because of their fuckery with the constitution. And the reason why we drive on the left is rather because we were never colonized by Napoleon.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Because awards are no longer given for their popularity, but for their compliance with the status quo.
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: "do not use linux, in a few years linux users will be like communists were in 1950 1960" It's already happening. Just look at the Arch, Fedora, and Void Linux communities for evidence.
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: "where is SiFuh sleeping?" In his bed I assume?
<zorz>
remiliascarlet: Ohaiyo
<zorz>
yes 3 hours now.
<zorz>
debian and suse had some kind of income from Germany. I heard in Germany all goverment systems used to be linux and now they change them for microsoft.
<remiliascarlet>
I heard only 1 city had Linux, and moved back to Windows because "incompatibility with other cities".
<remiliascarlet>
Well, his description of "gaijin bubble" is wrong. The term refers to all the foreigners who exclusively stick to other foreigners (and maybe their spouses), can't speak a single bit of Japanese even after having lived here for decades, and are generally nowhere to be found outside of the "English friendly" places.
<zorz>
Achiles was african ?
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
Cleopatra?
<remiliascarlet>
According to the woke, everyone was African.
<remiliascarlet>
Only after the early 2000s, all of the sudden we have other races than just black, according to their logic.
<zorz>
man... Cleopatra was greek, macedonian desedant of Ptolemeus the general of Alexander as they divided the Empire
<zorz>
i stopped the video on 0:38 second
<remiliascarlet>
The guy in the video isn't woke, he always makes fun of the woke actually.
<zorz>
ok... now i get it
<zorz>
let me play a little bit more
<zorz>
Beethoven ahahhaha
<zorz>
but seriously... in future if the goverments will not have access on your computer you will be banned as communist.
<dlcusa>
farkuhar and I are both in Maryland, use the same ISP. I'm in Gaithersburg (technically Montgomery Village).
<zorz>
at the end will be something like openbsd... and... i dont know haiku
<zorz>
dlcusa: good to know.
<zorz>
dlcusa: you enjoy it over there ?
<dlcusa>
There are worse places is my point of view.
<dlcusa>
The whole planet has issues.
<zorz>
its how you see it.... actually when i used to live in florida i liked it. but i prefer greece and europe.
<zorz>
what they say who is the enemy of good.... better is the enemy of good :)
<dlcusa>
I don't like high poulation density in general, but small towns can be too small.
<zorz>
remiliascarlet: you missed the PHD explenation of SiFuh Permanent Head Damage lol
<zorz>
i used to love cities like nyc, or london.... but now not anymore. as i see it is good for me to live in a small town but having a bigger one next door so you pop when you like.
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: I didn't miss it, he told me months ago.
<dlcusa>
I try to be grateful for everything, but that can be challenging, especially in the seat of the USA Federal government.
<dlcusa>
One good thing--we've got WTOP radio, news format for over half a century now and still doing 20th Century news reporting by and large.
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<zorz>
remiliascarlet: i speak for the moment.... moment was fun
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<zorz>
anyway time to go.... Ohaiyo :)
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<remiliascarlet>
"anyway time to go.... Ohaiyo" This is the most illogical use of "ohayou" I've ever seen.
<remiliascarlet>
"Gonna enjoy the cherry blossoms of early April.... Marry Christmas :)"
<remiliascarlet>
Make a PayPal account, and ask a friend in Europe to open a Kraken account, so he can buy Monero and send it to me once I send him fiat via PayPal. This is the extend you have to go to to get any crypto in cryptophobic Japan these days...
<remiliascarlet>
All overseas exchanges don't accept Japanese customers, and all Japanese exchanges are completely broken, so you can never complete account registration to begin with.
<remiliascarlet>
And good luck getting anyone willing to exchange with someone in Japan on Bisq.
<remiliascarlet>
Feels like crypto in Japan is like fiat (apart from Rubels) in Russia; you can't get it unless you jump through ridiculous hoops.
<remiliascarlet>
All because of the "verified address" thing and the tight grip on the yen by the banks, which on one hand has prevented inflation, but on the other hand has destroyed the crypto scene. (End of rant)
<remiliascarlet>
Oops, instead of "verified address", I meant "travel rule".
<remiliascarlet>
From 2026, the "gender" field on the MyNumber cards will disappear. Which is sad, because it shows the woke are getting their way again. Which is also funny, because it can open up possibilities to troll transformers.
<remiliascarlet>
"OK, are you a man or a woman?" "I'm literally in front of you, dumbass!"
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: #crux-social should become #crux-rants. Haha
<remiliascarlet>
Can anyone other than Putin be president of Russia? Yes, once Putin dies.
<remiliascarlet>
Probably his son will take over.
<SiFuh>
No
<remiliascarlet>
He managed to become president for life, without becoming president for life.
<SiFuh>
Putin has very clear objectives and that is the main reason why people like him
<remiliascarlet>
Well, one positive about Putin is that he actually seems to care about his country, which can't be said about any of the "democracies" or "republics".
<remiliascarlet>
Other than "who the fuck uses Java in 2024?"...
<remiliascarlet>
Java is still popular in Japanese tech companies, but that's due to the nature of JP companies in general.
<remiliascarlet>
I fully agree with the woman who got interviewed.
<remiliascarlet>
Yes, Putin attacked first, but if you look at the reasons why, I can't blame him.
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<remiliascarlet>
And no, don't tell me that Android developers use Java, the few who did have long switched to Kotlin, and the vast majority of them use some Javascript framework.
<remiliascarlet>
Or Unity Game Engine.
<SiFuh>
Putin didn't attack first
<SiFuh>
A president that took the country from 3rd world chaos into 1st world prominence, of course the people will vote for him again.
<SiFuh>
I was watching the Russians in UK that were anti Putin and they are all purple haired freaks with nose studs and tattoos
<SiFuh>
Like I said before, I don't know of any Russians that dislike Putin. Not these twats online but Russians I know in real life.
<remiliascarlet>
I don't know Russians in real life, but I do know someone whoes both parents fled the Soviet Union back in the 1970s or so, and all they dislike was Stallin and the communist regime.
<SiFuh>
Don't blame them
<SiFuh>
There were no Russian prisoners of war
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Hmm I heard something the other day about Ivermectim
<SiFuh>
Ivermectin*
<SiFuh>
I was listening to a radio show the other day. This guy calls in to the radio station to inform them that he had watched the video https://rumble.com/v4irsul-parasitic-science-and-the-unproven-virus.html by Greg Reese. He said his wife has multiple sclerosis and the pain is so intense. He said there are three things that are considered the most painful. 1) Child birth. 2) ..... (I didn't hear) and 3)
<SiFuh>
Multiple sclerosis. He said something about giving his wife Ivermectim for Covid or something. I wasn't listening all that closely. But he said that his wife was getting better at an alarming rate. Then I started to listen. He said he had watched the Greg Reeese video and compared it to his Ivermectim treatment for his wife and says he is 100% certain it is a parasite and not a virus or a genetic
<SiFuh>
disease. I should have recorded it but I didn't.
<SiFuh>
Ivermectin*
<SiFuh>
Might be something ppetrov^ would be interested in actually. Wonder if he can get Ivermectin there
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, nope, not interested in that bullshit
<SiFuh>
Oh you are here
<SiFuh>
Haha I typed your name in manually because I didn't realise you were here.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: You do understand he was talking about multiple sclerosis. Something about his wife have intense pain in her jaw and stuff and the Ivermectim was helping her to get better.
<SiFuh>
I really should have listened to this guy more attentively but I was sewing all the clothing in the house that had holes and tears
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, I do understand
<ppetrov^>
and inevrectin helping with it is a big pile of steaming shit
<ppetrov^>
people like this guy prey on others who are desperate
<ppetrov^>
so, please, just don't
<ppetrov^>
and for the record, ms does not hurt
<SiFuh>
All good. Just mentioning something I heard the other day. Thought it was interesting because I have always carried Ivermectin when I go jungle or travel and it got banned in Malaysia for some stupid unknown reason.
<ppetrov^>
this guy can be 'certain' in whatever the fuck he wants, this won't make it true
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Today I was offered a job through a friend. It is a Dutch company. I said I will look into it. But I am not sure if I can trust the guy who is offering the job because he says he was in prison in the US because he trained the pilots that crashed planes into buildings for 911 and he says he is a Swedish pilot and is not living in Philippines.
<SiFuh>
not/now
<ppetrov^>
a Dutch company operating in malaysia?
<ppetrov^>
or are you considering moving to Europe
<SiFuh>
No a Dutch company operating online. And originally setup in Thailand
<ppetrov^>
ah
<SiFuh>
I will never move too Europe.
<SiFuh>
Haha anyway here is the best part.
<ppetrov^>
why not?
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Besides, 90% of the Ukrainians are already ethnically Russians anyway.
<ppetrov^>
Russia too close? :P
<SiFuh>
Whilst in prison he was forced to take 4 Covid shots and now he is dying and can't walk. Hmmmmm So he was in Prison for 911 and let out after the fake pandemic?
<remiliascarlet>
The remaining 10% being immigrants.
<ppetrov^>
oh boy...
<SiFuh>
Had time to open a Dutch company online from Thailand and then moved to Philippines.
<remiliascarlet>
Source: pulled out of my ass.
<SiFuh>
Something fishy
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I don't like anything in Europe to be honest. I would like to see Georgia and Hungary but the rest of Europe is of no interest to me.
<ppetrov^>
why these two i particular?
<ppetrov^>
*in
<SiFuh>
Not sure about Georgia more curious to be honest
<SiFuh>
As for Hungary, I have Hungarian friends and I like their stubborness
<ppetrov^>
heh
<ppetrov^>
go to Serbia then
<SiFuh>
No interest hahah
<ppetrov^>
you'll experience stubbornnes to another level
<remiliascarlet>
Me calling to PayPal: "in order to verify my debit card, I need to get the `PP*####` code from my balance, but all I see is `PAYPALWALLET` and nothing else". PayPal support: "aktuory, you don't need to verify your debit card to make a payment..." Me in my head: "Motherfucker..."
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You don't need to verify a card that is already verified
<remiliascarlet>
Then why have a verification process if it's not needed?
<SiFuh>
If I had to live in the New World, I'd choose Alaska, Texas, Montana, Bolivia, Colombia, Peru and Brazil
<remiliascarlet>
If I were to live in the New World, I would: 1) Make lots of money to take it with me to the Old World later on. 2) Assassinate Bill Gates.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Let me kick him in the crotch first
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<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Sardines are insane! 1 small can is enough to keep you filled up for an entire day.
<SiFuh>
I take jungle, and I don't like
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<remiliascarlet>
Did you eat an entire jungle?
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: :-P
<SiFuh>
Today they brought me beef wrapped in pastry. I ate the pastry because I don't like beef that use to have feathers and walk around on two legs
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<remiliascarlet>
That doesn't sound like beef.
<remiliascarlet>
The entire fake news media is still talking about covid apparently.
<remiliascarlet>
It's 2024, the whole covid fad has long worn off, literally nobody cares anymore, so let it go!
<SiFuh>
I octopus his face in, eel only break her heart
<SiFuh>
Went to the hardware store today and the wife says hello to an old Indian man that she knows. I turned to him and said "Are you her ex-boyfriend?" He says "No, no, I am her ex-friend." I asked "Ex-friend?" and he said "Yeah ex-friend, no, no we are friends." Hahahaha
<SiFuh>
He asked if I was doing plumbing at home, and I told him that I bought the PVC pipe because I am making an eel, lobster, catfish trap.
<zorz>
SiFuh: thanks,,, i will check for it later.... i just started csv
<zorz>
fucking hell
<SiFuh>
Donald Trump ‘personally told’ Vivek Ramaswamy that he’s been ruled out as a running mate, however the former president is eyeing a Cabinet job including the Homeland Security secretary, according to Bloomberg, citing people familiar with the matter.
<zorz>
America missed the chance of being great with the murder of Kennedy
<zorz>
so... forget everything.
<SiFuh>
1913 dude
<SiFuh>
The Federal Reserve Act
<zorz>
the problem is not america... the problem is that america exports its problem and Europe eventually will be fucked.
<SiFuh>
The problem is Jews
<zorz>
joo joos
<zorz>
in Asia do you have joo joos ?
<SiFuh>
My Jewish friend hasn't spoken to me since he learned that I was correct and the Jews he was defending were stealing land and mass murdering people
<SiFuh>
No Jew is allowed to set foot in Malaysia. And if you passport has an Israel stamp you will be deported.
<SiFuh>
But yes, they are here
<SiFuh>
They just use diplomatic passports from the Western countries to get it
<SiFuh>
it/in
<SiFuh>
Look at Elon Musk. He went to Israel recently. He should be on the blacklist to enter Malaysia. But will he be blacklisted? I doubt it
<zorz>
Malysia nice country
<SiFuh>
Should take a video of remiliascarlet leaving the airport and stepping outside. Hahaha It will be the greatest shot ever. ;-)
<SiFuh>
You go from an airconditioned airport in Malaysia to instant wall of heat that will knock you out unconscious if you were not expecting it.
<SiFuh>
Brb
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<SiFuh>
zorz?
<zorz>
?
<SiFuh>
?
<zorz>
SiFuh?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar?
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: If Trump makes America great for real, he'll end up getting killed as well, so he better watch out.
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: "in Asia do you have joo joos ?" Israel is literally a country in Asia.
<zorz>
middle easst
<zorz>
israel is middle east
<remiliascarlet>
On the Asian side.
<remiliascarlet>
Nobody recognizes Middle East as a continent, even though it would make sense in a way.
<zorz>
ok ok
<zorz>
arabs are arabs... asian are asian joo joos are joo joos
<SiFuh>
Middle East is not a continent
<zorz>
yes... i do not speak continent wise
<remiliascarlet>
Asia in itself is pretty different among regions. Arabs, Mongoloids, Indians, Slavs...
<SiFuh>
I am blasting remiliascarlet's "even though it would make sense in a way" comment
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: I didn't say Middle East is a continent.
<zorz>
basically by saying asia, i meant far east
<SiFuh>
I didn't say that
<SiFuh>
[22 40 32] [remiliascarlet> Nobody recognizes Middle East as a continent, even though it would make sense in a way.
<SiFuh>
It would not make sense in any way since it isn't a continent
<zorz>
Middle East is more fucked up than Balkans
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: The far eastern oblasts of Russia is a Jewish region full with Jews.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I always found it funny they call it the middle east when it is the west of the east.
<zorz>
myself i did not understand how israel gets allowed to play in euro contests like basketball, eurovision and so on
<remiliascarlet>
From my understanding, the reason why they called it like that is because European geographers didn't really know geography as well as we do today.
<SiFuh>
Hahahaha
<remiliascarlet>
Even though in Japan we call that region 中東.
<SiFuh>
It was called the middle east because they included Europe in the equation. Making it the middle between the east and the west (Europe)
<remiliascarlet>
That would make more sense.
<SiFuh>
And the middle is east of Europe
<SiFuh>
But still it is funny when you take continents into account
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: Because they don't care. Eurovision also had people from Australia and one of the South American countries even.
<zorz>
money money money,,, everything is money
<zorz>
SiFuh: prepare a printer... print dollars
<remiliascarlet>
And then there's Cyprus, which is actually considered part of Asia, and yet it's in the EU and Eurozone.
<zorz>
because of Greece
<remiliascarlet>
Then there was something with Jordan, but don't know exactly why.
<remiliascarlet>
So I guess the Eurocrats define continents more loosely than everybody else does.
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<zorz>
iam proud of being Balkan... totally fucked up :)
<SiFuh>
But Cyprus is part of Asia
<SiFuh>
It's in the EU and Eurozone because it is under Greece and Turkey but it is still part of the continent of Asia
<zorz>
it is not attached to the continent of asia
<SiFuh>
zorz: Do you know what continents are?
<zorz>
hahahaha
<SiFuh>
In geology, a continent is defined as "one of Earth's major landmasses, including both dry land and continental shelves".[3] The geological continents correspond to seven large areas of continental crust that are found on the tectonic plates, but exclude small continental fragments such as Madagascar that are generally referred to as microcontinents. Continental crust is only known to exist on Earth.[4]
<SiFuh>
Straight from Wiki
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: Japan, Taiwan, Phillipines, and Malaysia aren't attached to Asia, and they're all Asian. UK, Ireland, and Iceland aren't attached to Europe, and they're European. Reunion and...actually just Reunion isn't attached to Africa, and it's African.
<zorz>
remiliascarlet: takes me seriously.... i bullshit
<remiliascarlet>
s/Malaysia/Indonesia
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Good that you corrected yourself. Hahaha
<remiliascarlet>
The epic typo would have turned you into an island nation.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Why do they consider New Zealand its own continent?
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Technically it isn't. It is considered part of Oceania
<zorz>
New Zealand is a volcano
<remiliascarlet>
You are a volcano.
<zorz>
New Zealand is a mistake
<SiFuh>
However recently they are discussing about how New Zealand is a sunken continent
<SiFuh>
Her husband insults him for not slurping his noodles. So he pours his bowl out and fills it with sake and says 'Small glasses are for women. Men drink with bug mugs' (Paraphrasing)
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Do you know I can't stand the voice of Biden so I don't actually listen to his videos
<zorz>
SiFuh: you watching japans shogun now ?
<SiFuh>
Yes
<zorz>
fuck !@#$%^&*()
<SiFuh>
So cool even remiliascarlet won't need subtitles.
<zorz>
remiliascarlet: can translate for me
<zorz>
hahaha
<SiFuh>
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal the heart of a woman. If you lie, lie in the everlasting warmth of her bosom, and if you drink, drink with me.
<zorz>
cool
<SiFuh>
Yes, that was a good toast
<remiliascarlet>
If you kill, kill the globalists.
<zorz>
remiliascarlet: correct
<SiFuh>
The sword scene is fantastic as well. Especially if you remember the first part and then add it to the second part.
<SiFuh>
I burst out laughing before they even laughed
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: If you gas, gas the Jews.
<remiliascarlet>
If you don't, don't be a Javascript developer.
<SiFuh>
Hahah remiliascarlet I got in trouble because in 2009 or some year close by. A friend who owned a taxi had a problem with public cunts eating in his taxi and the cockroaches then hijacked the taxi. I told him to 'holocaust the cab'. Then I took a bottle of aerosol bug spray. The kind you throw into the house and close all the windows and doors and it goes off, into his taxi. When we opened the doors
<SiFuh>
the cockroaches came out of the taxi and my other friend started stompin' the 'Jews' as he was saying.
<remiliascarlet>
Sounds accurate.
<SiFuh>
Fortunately there is no law that makes it illegal to insult Jews, or tease them or say the holocaust never happened so we could not be charged
<SiFuh>
Jews are referred to as rats though. Vermin.
<SiFuh>
They feed on death and destruction. Which is what vermin are suppose to do.
<remiliascarlet>
I heard that Spain used to have an "anti-holocaust denial" law, then someone got charged with it, and challenged it in court. After that, Spain stopped having that law.
<SiFuh>
I think the law exists in all of Europe and the US
<SiFuh>
And Canada
<remiliascarlet>
Not all.
<remiliascarlet>
And it doesn't exist in the US, it does in Canada.
<SiFuh>
I don't care about their fucking laws anyway
<SiFuh>
I will say what is on my damned mind and I give no fucking care in the world who I offend.
<remiliascarlet>
No need to read the entire article, just the map alone is interesting enough.
<SiFuh>
But I will apologize to those who I offended if I think it was reasonable.
<SiFuh>
But mostly I don't.
<SiFuh>
Yeah the map is perfect
<remiliascarlet>
Maybe the most surprising part is that Israel is among the countries where holocaust "denial" is illegal.
<SiFuh>
Except it is missing the US
<SiFuh>
AFB? I think it is called in the US
<SiFuh>
It isn't a law but there is a body of people who will come down on you, fine you, imprison you and what-not
<remiliascarlet>
But it is banned in Greece, so be careful zorz.
<remiliascarlet>
Oh, so an extortion circle.
<SiFuh>
I can't beleive French Guiana has this law
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Government is an extortion circle
<remiliascarlet>
Because France.
<SiFuh>
I remember my day driver. She is a Maori woman from NZ and there was a fat person in the taxi complaining and she said to him to get the fuck out of the taxi you fat fucking retard. HAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
He called the Taxi company saying she offended him. She was called in and said his fatness and stench offended her.
<remiliascarlet>
They probably thought "let's allow this hoax to be called out in our overseas terrotories" "mr. president, Guianians appear to be antisemitic as fuck" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
<SiFuh>
Palestinians are semites
<SiFuh>
Jews are not
<SiFuh>
Ashkenazi Jews are not
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I get pretty angry when someone says I can't do or say something. Oh my blood boils.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: You can't say you get pretty angry, and you don't make your blood boil.
<remiliascarlet>
Just kidding.
<SiFuh>
Very funny
<remiliascarlet>
Also, Maori people look lie very happy and healthy people when I look at pictures.
<SiFuh>
They were also cannibals
<remiliascarlet>
Nice, so they have competition from Haiti.
<SiFuh>
Indonesia and Borneo too were Canibals
<SiFuh>
Actually I never understood that
<SiFuh>
Why eat human flesh when you are in a jungle surrounded by food?
<remiliascarlet>
Even pre-historic people knew to avoid Israel!
<SiFuh>
I don't actually beleive in the prehistoric man concept that they teach in school
<SiFuh>
I think the original prehistoric people were modified to become GMO retards. Homosapiens I think we call them.
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<remiliascarlet>
No, homosapiens were the last natural people. They got GMO modified into homosexuals.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I said to my wife, that your cat will need a home to stay if you did come here.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Ever read the Lost Book of Enki?
<remiliascarlet>
I was actually looking up import and expect requirements for pets, so much paperwork and timing requirements, it's fucking insane!
<remiliascarlet>
No, what is that?
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<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I was even thinking about it today. Pick you up from the airport and driving you here. It's 140 KM or more away. If you plane lands in the night time, you will miss the landscape which is boring but see darkness and worry that we might eat you or something.
<SiFuh>
Yep, I took my girlfriends cat on a ferry to Tasmania. It cost me $50 to me and the car on and $250 for her cat.
<SiFuh>
to me/to put me
<SiFuh>
To give you an idea of how insane it was. It was 1998 and it cost me $75 in fuel to drive 1,980 KM to the ferry.
<zorz>
hahaha Trump called the imingrats these are not people they are animals ok?
<SiFuh>
zorz: He did not
<zorz>
hahaha Macron 2000 french troops in Ukraine
<SiFuh>
Watch the full clip before spreading lies
<zorz>
i heard it
<zorz>
this is the end Sifuh
<SiFuh>
Well if you read the book of Revelations!
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: The 1990s, when things were so much more freer compared to today.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Yep, wife asked me the other day why I am watching 1990 TV series and sitcoms.
<SiFuh>
The humor was good and it wasn't so fucked in the head. With certain exceptions like 'Married with Children'. Very funny but so fucking anti-man
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<SiFuh>
I am actually watching Homne Improvement now. Season 2 Episode 14. Took a break from M*A*S*H for awhile
<DesRoin>
Nice, enjoy!
<SiFuh>
Arr, arr, arr, arrrrr
<zorz>
only 2 and a half man
<SiFuh>
999Wife watches that
<SiFuh>
Wife watches that
<SiFuh>
And The Golden Girls
<zorz>
Wifes are like Withes
<zorz>
Wifes are like Witches
<SiFuh>
They are
<zorz>
hahahaha
<SiFuh>
She's complaining today about a second period.
<zorz>
you are in my mind SiFuh
<SiFuh>
Fucking hell. The first one was shit. It happened in the jungle and she had full psycho killer mood installed
<zorz>
SiFuh: you know what am i numbering in csv now?
<SiFuh>
Lied to all her friends I never fed her yet I was feeding her daily.
<SiFuh>
Tampons and pads!
<zorz>
yeap.... to complicated... soft extra soft, with wings without wings... organic or all cotton
<zorz>
fuckin hell
<zorz>
extra dry
<SiFuh>
Lesson to all you non-hunter gatherers. Tampons are the most awesome invention ever
<zorz>
large long or for string
<SiFuh>
It is small, compact, fits in the pocket. It stays dry because of the plastic coating. AND! When you pull it apart you have a pile of tinder the size of a good Afro that can start a fire in any weather.
<zorz>
macgyver! SiFuh = Macgyver
<SiFuh>
Condoms are good too. They can hold about 1 litre of water without busting.
<SiFuh>
zorz: No it is a fact actually. It was in my survival course I use to teach in 1996
<SiFuh>
Even my mother was my student
<SiFuh>
She was in emergency as well.
<farkuhar>
zorz: not quite, you need to remember yesterday's discussion too. The correct equation is MacGyver + Mulder = SiFuh
<SiFuh>
You know the irony about it is that my mother was also one of my teachers.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Yep! HAHAHA but you forgot Raphael and Bruce Wayne
<zorz>
farkuhar: correct !!!!
<zorz>
farkuhar: Macgyver with Aliens new episodes!
<SiFuh>
zorz: The hardware store and the beer shop (Not a beer shop but I buy beer there). They know me so well. Haha
<zorz>
SiFuh: what they say... the alien is coming again!
<SiFuh>
Oh no, I am a very happy person
<zorz>
who said Aliens are bad people?
<zorz>
if Aliens were bad... earth as you know it want exist.
<zorz>
HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Ridley Scott, Sigourney Weaver
<SiFuh>
want?
<zorz>
I want Scotch not Scott, neat no weavers
<SiFuh>
Many years ago. Like several decades ago. When SuSE existed and there was no such thing as Opensuse. There was a guy who flipped from Linux to FreeBSD and he said to me. Ever notice every movie about aliens the aliens are evil and bad and want to kill us all?
<SiFuh>
Well I go to thinking. He's freaking right man!
<zorz>
now you see
<SiFuh>
DesRoin: I wish Tim the Toolman Taylor would ho ho ho like ZZ Top. ;-)
<DesRoin>
Yeah xD
<SiFuh>
ZZ Top is freaking manly compared to this comedian
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: They want to make us believe that they are all way more technologically advanced than we are, way more intelligent, and savages at the same time.
<SiFuh>
You talking about the fake elites remiliascarlet?
<remiliascarlet>
Aliens.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: By the way, wife wants to go to Thailand for a vacation. I recommended I drive and everyone knows I speak Thai. But she wants to go alone with her highschool friend (man) or cousins
<SiFuh>
So if you do decide to come it might be you and me.
<SiFuh>
I really hope Jun joins us but she has not answered my email yet.
<SiFuh>
zorz: was invited too. But he seems afraid
<SiFuh>
And serpente I hope comes as well. Penang family and all.
<SiFuh>
DesRoin: I was banned from Television for pretty much most of my life. So I had been watching the 40' until the early 90's on speed watch when I came back home to Australia.
<SiFuh>
After this woke shit. I picked up again which is still the 90's and I see the changes really quick but damn. The 90's sitcoms are pretty nice.
<SiFuh>
zorz: Macguyver is on hold and Night Rider. Because I want to watch Spencer first.
<SiFuh>
And one Aussie-Greek series as well.
<SiFuh>
I still think the funniest movie I have ever seen is "The wife came C.O.D."
<zorz>
zorz is working summer time
<SiFuh>
Actually I want my wife to have real human friends. And to meet people who are real humans
<SiFuh>
Also, I want remiliascarlet to see the real jungle life.
<SiFuh>
zorz: And you and I make a vodka together
<zorz>
november Thai - phuket - φουκετ - fouket
<SiFuh>
Not pronounced that way
<SiFuh>
Poo-ket not Fuck-et
<zorz>
ph is F
<zorz>
hahaha
<SiFuh>
In English you fucking idiot not in Thai
<zorz>
i did not say that!
<zorz>
but you think very dirty sifuh
<SiFuh>
I watch the Amazing Race
<SiFuh>
There was one episode the woman kept pronouncing it 'fuck it'
<zorz>
SiFuh: if i will come to KL you will come with vodka in the airport
<SiFuh>
I could but why when you can come to my home and take part in consuming over 100 litres of it with me
<SiFuh>
You plan to fly to KLIA and take a sip and then run back on the plane?
<zorz>
we need 25 days to 17 days to consume 100 lt
<SiFuh>
2 years for me
<SiFuh>
I am a beer drinker
<zorz>
beer is when you are thirsty
<SiFuh>
I just throw in a shot or two if I need to sleep
<SiFuh>
It's Malaysia. It is freaking insanely hot. You thirsty even at midnight here
<zorz>
stop wining
<SiFuh>
I don't whine
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: We isn't wining, he's beering.
<zorz>
its malaisia its sexy... its hot women wear only the absolutely needed clothes
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: What will you do if I'd get a period in the jungle like your wife last time?
<zorz>
remiliascarlet: hahaha Like You!
<SiFuh>
I don't drink to get drunk dude. I drink to enjoy it.
<remiliascarlet>
s/We/He
<SiFuh>
I will give you a cork remiliascarlet
<zorz>
everybody says the same...
<SiFuh>
That will be like the iltimate punishment.
<SiFuh>
Two! Two! Moody women
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I am not sure why she had it then. It was out of her schedule but.. who knows?
<SiFuh>
iltimate/ultimate*
<zorz>
Two! Two! Moody Witches
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Remember that urinal thing I was talking about the other day? I don't remember if I told you. I tried to pee pee in it multiple times but it was not easy since we kept going up and down hills and I didn't want it on me.
<SiFuh>
zorz: She ain't no witch. But sure as hell acts like one sometimes. Hahaha
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: Missle, drone bombing, flamethrower, or gaschamber, which way do you prefer to get killed?
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Buried alive.
<SiFuh>
I'd meditate and go to sleep
<remiliascarlet>
Malaysian Austromerican just became Franco-Greek!
<SiFuh>
My bloodline is French by the way
<remiliascarlet>
I'm not sure if true, but I heard at one point that my bloodline goes back to a samurai.
<SiFuh>
That would be fucking awesome
<SiFuh>
Have you watched any of the Shogun series yet?
<remiliascarlet>
But unsure if parents were serious, joking, or just misspeaking.
<remiliascarlet>
No.
<SiFuh>
I know my family comes from French nobility, and they had to change their name to something less nobel to avoid being killed.
<SiFuh>
Pussies!
<SiFuh>
But I exist so I guess i can't complain
<SiFuh>
But Samurai!
<SiFuh>
That's evil shit in a poetic way.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Shogun is mostly in Japanese language by the way
<SiFuh>
A few of the SiFuh bearers in this channel watch it and it ain't woke
<remiliascarlet>
It's hard to get hints unless I take a look at the full family tree someday. Because during the Edo period, there was certainly a societal pyramid with the peasants being on the bottom, but the samurai were separate from that pyramid.
<SiFuh>
Mmm
<SiFuh>
True
<SiFuh>
zorz: Imagine if remiliascarlet's orgins were from the orginal Yamato Clan. That would be so fucking cool!
<remiliascarlet>
Fuck... "Samurai" "Shogun", and then I almost searched for "SiFuh series".
<zorz>
That would be lovely!
<zorz>
SiFuh: remiliascarlet when get hungry is cute!
<zorz>
SiFuh: hide the shovels.!!!
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I understand a lot about these Japanese ways even if they are alien to us Westerners. I did grow up in a Japanese martial arts school. But damned. Sometimes I side with the white guy
<SiFuh>
The original Shogun miniseries was with Richard Chamberlain. Very good. But the modern version is really very good
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: zorz: did you ever in your life meet a woman/man that you saw and loved and wanted to marry?
<zorz>
no... if i was i would be married
<SiFuh>
Excuses
<SiFuh>
You know the only two women I ever loved, I am not even married to?
<zorz>
good for you... you are not vulnerable!
<remiliascarlet>
The woke on Shogun: "Y NO BLACC PEEPUL?? BOOHOO!!" Motherfucker, they have John BLACKthorne in it!
<SiFuh>
No, I am married to my wife and she was not even close to the top of my list.
<zorz>
remiliascarlet: translate in English please
<remiliascarlet>
Translate yourself in English.
<zorz>
SiFuh: you are unbelievable... you did a list?
<SiFuh>
zorz: She said "Why no black people. Boohoo"
<SiFuh>
Then said there is a black person John BLACKthorne
<SiFuh>
Joke on his name
<zorz>
ok
<SiFuh>
zorz: Dude, I am a male and went to highschool. All of us had lists. Freaking heck man
<SiFuh>
My two loves were Japanese and Thai and the one I also wanted to marry was Kyrgyz.
<zorz>
you mean i was a nerd in the highschool
<SiFuh>
I think you was
<zorz>
list
<zorz>
do a shopping list... not marry list
<SiFuh>
You know I still have the list?
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: In Greece, one doesn't wash dishes, one throws dishes to pieces.
<SiFuh>
For Joo Joo weddings
<SiFuh>
HAHAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
To be honest remiliascarlet I think you will hate my wife as much as me. HAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Unless you like... boredom then you may get along
<SiFuh>
Not a negative hate. It is an annoying hate.
<remiliascarlet>
I only like boredom to gain productivity.
<SiFuh>
Agree
<SiFuh>
When I am bored, I find shit to do
<SiFuh>
Would be great if you or zorz was here. I need a hand changing the bushing cushion on my leading and trailing arms
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Your cat is a Tom right? A male?
<SiFuh>
Cats are loved here because they hat dogs. Muslims....
<SiFuh>
I don't think it would be wise to bring a Tom to Malaysia.
<remiliascarlet>
A Tom?
<SiFuh>
Balls and dick
<remiliascarlet>
You mean like in Tom and Jerry?
<SiFuh>
I explained myself above
<SiFuh>
You need glasses?
<SiFuh>
a Tom right? A male?
<remiliascarlet>
Yes.
<SiFuh>
Tom = Male
<remiliascarlet>
So "tomboy" would mean "male boy"?
<SiFuh>
Your cat will rape every cat here I am sure
<remiliascarlet>
I don't think so, he's castrated.
<SiFuh>
No a Tom Boy is a woman that act like a man but still likes man
<SiFuh>
A Tom Cat is a male pussy
<zorz>
if she would know that you look for recipy for cooking cat.. she is not bringing the cat
<zorz>
recipe*
<SiFuh>
Also the only room to be sealed closes with mesh is my room. So your cat might want to explore other pussies
<SiFuh>
zorz: Never eat the male of any species. Too tough to consume
<zorz>
dont bring your cat he has a fuji c-50
<SiFuh>
Yeah actually I am moving all my shit to a secret location
<remiliascarlet>
I tried to go against the norm and not castate him, but he got so annoying and even dangerous, I decided to castrate him anyway.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Yeah 6 weeks of fucking and dragging themselves back home
<farkuhar>
lavaball: nein! Marathon ist eine Stadt in Griechenland, nicht wahr?
<zorz>
Greece ?
<zorz>
Marathon
<lavaball>
als ob ihc das wuesste. ich dachte du waerst der, den ich wegen fortress anhauen sollte.
<SiFuh>
zorz: You spamming shit without listening. Pretty obvious
<lavaball>
aber wennst in ex nazi germany bist, kann ich das auch so machen. tf1 fork fuer die darkplaces engine. wennst mitmachen willst, wir suchen immer leute.
<zorz>
SiFuh: i am listening but i do mix
<SiFuh>
Nazi's are cool Haha
<farkuhar>
zorz hat recht. ich bin Amerikaner, habe nie Griechenland besucht.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Greece?
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: never visited. maybe someday I'll get a chance.
<zorz>
Nazis is the new trend!
<lavaball>
american schmaerican.
<lavaball>
you in germany?
<SiFuh>
I need to leave before I need a bathroom laugh
<SiFuh>
Bye
<zorz>
SiFuh:
<zorz>
SiFuh:
<zorz>
SiFuh: is amazing
<SiFuh>
Fuck off zorz I am done with your shit music
<farkuhar>
not there either. I'm in the same state as dlcusa, if you read the chat logs.
<zorz>
SiFuh: go wash yourself :P
<SiFuh>
I did
<SiFuh>
I am still wearing the bathroom loin cloth HAHAH
<zorz>
fuckin helll
<SiFuh>
acoustic is incrdible
<lavaball>
farkuhar, then why you germaned me up yesterday? or the day before? i don't know.
<farkuhar>
lavaball: just continuing in the same spirit as saying "Ohaiyo" whenever remiliascarlet wakes up.
<zorz>
hahaha
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
* SiFuh
high fives farkuhar for eaves dropping
<lavaball>
i'll allow it.
<SiFuh>
I should try this sentence on my wife
<SiFuh>
Bet she gives me a black eye
<farkuhar>
bis Morgen ... jetzt muss ich zum Schachverein gehen.
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<SiFuh>
I don't think google translate is his friend
<SiFuh>
Although farkuhar plays chess. Hmm. We can do this online.
<SiFuh>
I don't think farkuhar knows that part and quit are different
<SiFuh>
But funny stll
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<dlcusa>
SiFuh, did you ever listen to Keaggy's "Shades of Green" link I posted for you?