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<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: I had slightly cooked eggs today, but I think raw is the best after all.
<remiliascarlet>
Had the same amount of eggs, but even after the full meal, I had to buy myself beef liver, and eat it raw without cooking in order to fill me up.
<SiFuh>
Usually when I have a bowl of rice and meat, I dump a raw egg into the bottom of the bowl and throw everything on top
<remiliascarlet>
Kamala lies, and Trump goes like "lolwut?".
<SiFuh>
I watched it live this morning
<SiFuh>
She lied and lied and lied the entire time
<SiFuh>
And she wasn't debating because she already had the questions and practiced the answers.
<SiFuh>
Basically it was Trump vs 3 morons.
<lavaball>
my ass hurts like a bitch.
<SiFuh>
Stop putting vegetables up there
<lavaball>
not bad.
<lavaball>
remi, do you wanna try?
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The media is saying Trump lied about Haitians eating family pets. But this is actually recorded and on file and many police reports and arrests. There is so much footage out there yet the media refuses to cover it then has the gall to say Trump is lying there is no evidence.
<lavaball>
they are lying about the gangs in colorado too.
<lavaball>
it's almost election time.
<lavaball>
not to mention the russia paid the youtubers plot they are spinning.
<SiFuh>
There are gangs in Colorado though
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I wonder what the evil witch is writing. I think she is pretending to look official.
<lavaball>
who?
<SiFuh>
Camel Toe Hairy Arse
<lavaball>
pajeet/nigger switch?
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: "do you wanna try?" No thanks, I have better sources of nutrition to eat.
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, i'm guessing you saw vegetable and your logical unit short circuited again and you thought i was talking about eating things.
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: It's the timing. SiFuh said "Stop putting vegetables up there" to which you responded with "not bad." and "remi, do you wanna try?".
<lavaball>
so what did you think i meant by "do you wanna try"?
<remiliascarlet>
No other context was given here.
<lavaball>
my hurts liek a bitch. you forgot that. right above it.
<remiliascarlet>
You were silent almost all day before that, so what else would you mean if it's not just a random phrase coming out of nowhere?
<remiliascarlet>
Yeah, but "my ass hurt, wanna try?" makes 0 sense.
<lavaball>
so that is where you should have turned on your lady brain.
<lavaball>
so let me explain.
<lavaball>
i was giving you a setup for a joke. sifuh could have gone for the gay angle, but he didn't. so his attempt wasn't bad. so i thought, maybe you can make a better joke.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: lavaball was trying to shove a pumpkin up his ringer
<lavaball>
see, and now he over did it and retroactively broke his not bad joke.
<remiliascarlet>
Sounds painful.
<lavaball>
it's obviously the aftermath of leg day.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: He was the reciever on goatse.cx
<lavaball>
not that i expect you two to figure that out.
<remiliascarlet>
Wouldn't that mean he aged backwards?
<SiFuh>
No, he wears makeup
<remiliascarlet>
Like going from adult back to kid again?
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, i see what you are trying to do, but it needs more work. like all your material basically.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: No he learned photoshop
<lavaball>
the kid joke isn't as funny as you think it is. could be though if you flesh it out a bit.
<remiliascarlet>
I find SiFuh's jokes way funnier than yours actually.
<lavaball>
that's because you two are operating on the same level of mental capacity.
<lavaball>
you both can't deceiver context.
<remiliascarlet>
Yeah, high capacity.
<lavaball>
hahaha
<lavaball>
HAHAHAHA
<lavaball>
see, that was good.
<SiFuh>
Without the delusional disorder lavaball has
<lavaball>
hahaa
<lavaball>
i'm actually laughing.
<lavaball>
nice.
<lavaball>
oh, sifuh, do you want me to get out the jack napier line again you didn't get and then dodged for the rest of the day?
<lavaball>
hahaha
<remiliascarlet>
You need more saturated fat for mental clarity.
<lavaball>
yeah, you cured me of that notion completely. looking at you two i'll stick to what i'm eating.
<remiliascarlet>
Once again, I don't force anyone how to eat. I'm only getting worried about your mental state.
<lavaball>
how so?
<remiliascarlet>
Scroll up, and you'll see.
<lavaball>
so trust me bro? it's there. just look. i don't need to explain anything.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: He reminds me of Frito from Idiocracy (The guy in the chair) watch?v=YqQ6D0Bu-a8
<lavaball>
tell me what i meant when i said "that was where jack napier became the joker" when i watched the aliens movie.
<lavaball>
you know, when your brain short circuited and you went on explaining how joker's name wasn't given in the comics, which had nothing to do with what i said.
<lavaball>
let's go, dementia boy.
<lavaball>
and please don't do the "oh, i'm not doing mental games" cope out again.
<SiFuh>
so trust me bro? it's there. just look. i don't need to explain anything.
<lavaball>
haha.
<lavaball>
i'm not even sure if you think you turned something around on me just now.
<lavaball>
you realize that line was me mocking remi, because instead of explaining anything she just said to scroll up.
<lavaball>
that's why there was a question mark after "bro".
<remiliascarlet>
Yes, and if you can't see it, then there's something wrong with your mental capacity.
<remiliascarlet>
There are 3 people in the room, 2 of which keep it civil for once, 1 is in constant attack mode.
<lavaball>
hahahaha. yeah, that's how the believers tell you that god exists. you can't fool me with the emperor's new clothes.
<lavaball>
i always give examples for all my accusations.
<remiliascarlet>
Too bad, I'm not religious.
<lavaball>
see? you response proves that you didn't even get the metaphor.
<lavaball>
r
<remiliascarlet>
All I see is that you're proving my point literally 14 seconds after I posted.
<lavaball>
also keep it civil? do you need a safe space, my dear?
<lavaball>
yeah, because me pointing out that you don't understand context is an attack.
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<remiliascarlet>
No, not that.
<lavaball>
what then?
<remiliascarlet>
"│16:28:54 lavaball | that's because you two are operating on the same level of mental capacity." "│16:29:47 lavaball | oh, sifuh, do you want me to get out the jack napier line again" "│16:57:18 lavaball | let's go, dementia boy." "│17:41:27 lavaball | hahahaha. yeah, that's how the believers tell you that god exists." There's more, but I just can't bother
<remiliascarlet>
myself to press the Page Up key.
<lavaball>
all of those context and examples to you guys not understanding context.
<lavaball>
which i guess you also don't understand, becuase it's again context. you need everything spelled out literally for you.
<remiliascarlet>
We can understand context, just not some cryptic Euro-context.
<lavaball>
you really can't. sorry.
<lavaball>
you even said it yourself, that you don't understand context. 9:24:27 PM <remiliascarlet> Yeah, but "my ass hurt, wanna try?" makes 0 sense.
<lavaball>
yet your brain overwrites that and just throws out an answer hoping it will work.
<remiliascarlet>
Because it in fact does make no sense.
<lavaball>
even explained it to you, because you didn't ge tit.
<remiliascarlet>
"I broke my hand, wanna feel?"
<lavaball>
you can't use your paraphrasing and change it as an argument to support your point if it's not what i said.
<lavaball>
context, sweetheart.
<lavaball>
i said my ass hurt, then sifuh said the vegetable thing. i said not bad, and then i asked you, if you wanted to try it.
<remiliascarlet>
"I lit a gasoline tank on fire, wanna go to the cinema?"
<lavaball>
haha, seriously?
<lavaball>
i just told you you are not even using what i said against me, but the paraphrasing you did instead.
<lavaball>
i mean we are crossing over to retard territory now.
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<dlcusa>
SiFuh, I wish I knew an ATP to confirm the "report what you see to destroy your career" FAA informal policy is now accepted as passé.
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<zorz>
SiFuh_: Trump is stupid man!
<lavaball>
always when i'm about to leave.
<lavaball>
trump isn't the solution, but a step into the right direciton.
<lavaball>
just watch the debate.
<lavaball>
i'll get back to you on this another time.