<SiFuh>
Maybe he is pretending to sleep because he can't get pipman ready in time?
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<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: So the S-4/5 might be a Japan-only release. Even when looking for Japanese websites, I couldn't find anything, so I appreciate you took the time to do it.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: It could be. I find it interesting that it says "Made in UK"
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I was thinking about what lavaball actually does. I don't ever remember him advising or helping others, or have anything meaningful to say. It's like he is just a waste of space.
<remiliascarlet>
And insults anyone who dares to disagree with him.
<SiFuh>
He also can't understand English properly. It's like he speed reads and misses the true meaning.
<SiFuh>
Well, I can't find anything in the logs that proves if he has actually helped someone. It's just drivel.
<SiFuh>
I made Marmalade over 2 years ago. I am turning it into alcohol.
<ppetrov^>
something fermenting, SiFuh ?
<ppetrov^>
that's the spirit
<SiFuh>
Yes we have. Very shit quality products. I only go when a friend goes. I myself don't waste my time
<ppetrov^>
how about Jysk?
<SiFuh>
I prefer to make my own custom furniture.
<ppetrov^>
(Jysk = the danish "ikde")
<SiFuh>
Never heard of Jysk. Sounds like Jizz
<ppetrov^>
Danish IKEA
<ppetrov^>
musch smaller, same crap, may be a bit better
<SiFuh>
There was a huge chunk of wood laying around at the Uncle's shop. I offloaded it from his hands to make my computer desk
<ppetrov^>
cool
<SiFuh>
I didn't let him cut it or modify it.
<ppetrov^>
my dad loved making stuff himself
<SiFuh>
It's about 2" thick and maybe 3 metres long and 1.5 metres wide.
<SiFuh>
Maybe 2.5 metres long.
<SiFuh>
My dad too
<ppetrov^>
once my father made a corner desk (L-shaped) and made it so it did not have a leg in the middle (the L-corner)
<SiFuh>
255 cm long, 95cm wide, 5cm thick
<ppetrov^>
nice
<SiFuh>
I like working with wood, metal and plastic
<SiFuh>
It is also quite satisfying
<SiFuh>
Hmm just got a call. Someone wants 100 litres of Vodka for the Indian holiday next month.
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<SiFuh>
Wow, zorz is awake
<zorz>
SiFuh: :)
<zorz>
drinking coffee
<SiFuh>
Sunburn itch!
<zorz>
yeahhhhhhhh
<zorz>
all good ?
<SiFuh>
I took a boiling hot shower
<SiFuh>
Should stop it for about 20 minutes
<SiFuh>
Cold water is useless. Lasts like 2 minutes before the itch comes back
<zorz>
what itch?
<SiFuh>
What do you mean "What itch?"
<zorz>
before the itch comes back
<SiFuh>
[16 44 54] [SiFuh> Sunburn itch!
<SiFuh>
[16 55 43] [SiFuh> I took a boiling hot shower
<SiFuh>
[16 55 58] [SiFuh> Should stop it for about 20 minutes
<SiFuh>
[16 56 36] [SiFuh> Cold water is useless. Lasts like 2 minutes before the itch comes back
<zorz>
yugort
<zorz>
did not know
<zorz>
put ygort on top
<zorz>
you will be fine
<zorz>
go at the market and py some yugort
<zorz>
py=bye
<zorz>
yaourt in greek
<SiFuh>
You mean buy
<SiFuh>
No, I will not put lactobaccilus on my skin
<SiFuh>
It is already in the air
<SiFuh>
I find best is cold shower, then go to warm, then hot, then boiling hot. That way it doesn't hurt so much because you slowly bring up the temperature. It weakens the skin and allows for faster peeling.
<SiFuh>
If I was in the jungle, I'd just go swimming all day in the shade. That way I wrinkle like a prune. In Australia I just take a hot bath.
<SiFuh>
But in Malaysia most houses have cold water only so you either shower all day in cold water or you suffer the itch.
<remiliascarlet>
ppetrov^: IKEA is everywhere.
<remiliascarlet>
It's perhaps the only multinational company that doesn't adjust anything for the local market other than just product translations.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I've seen the translations. It sucks
<SiFuh>
My friend bought a table form Ikea in Australia. They couldn't understand the build instructions. One of them jokingly said "SiFuh should be here". I got a call from a guy nicknamed Parrot and he said "The instructions are in Chinese. Can you come and assemble for us?" They had Chinese, Malay, Indonesian, Thai. So I just read the Thai instructions.
<SiFuh>
The English instructions were shocking.
<SiFuh>
I should say destructions not instructions.
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<SiFuh>
Janet Jackson told she must apologize for saying Kamala Harris is an Indian and not Black
<SiFuh>
“She’s not Black. That’s what I heard. That she’s Indian,” 58-year-old singer and actress Janet Jackson “Her father’s white. That’s what I was told,” “I mean, I haven’t watched the news in a few days,” she added.
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<SiFuh>
Imagine being a black woman, told to apologize to a Jamaican/Indian for saying she is not black and is actually an Indian
<SiFuh>
Sodom and Gomorrah returns
<SiFuh>
55% chance she won't
<farkuhar>
zorz: any updates on your pipman fork?
<SiFuh>
zorz: any updates on your pipman fork?
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: regarding the difference between venomous and poisonous ... if a Burmese python contains toxic levels of mercury in its flesh, would that be considered a poisonous snake, or just a contaminated one?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: This capsule connects to Wi-Fi that floats inside my beer wort to tell me the starting gravity, current gravity and final gravity. The battery is suppose to last 5 years. I have charged it 3 times in 2 years. What pisses me off is that you need to log into the device and connect it to the server when *charging the battery* so that it can tell you the percentage. If you don't connect the
<SiFuh>
percentage it will register as zero. But it takes a day to charge and you have to keep clicking every 15 minutes that you still want to stay connected to the device.
<zorz>
oooo farkuhar not yet
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Contaminated
<zorz>
i was playing with void linux
<zorz>
wait.... let me install an instance of crux and finish this
<SiFuh>
zorz: You install the instance, instantly?
<SiFuh>
Or is an instant CRUX instance?
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: battery life, heh. I was just reading a blog post about someone's 15-year-old Asus eeePC, whose battery is still going strong despite heavy use of the netbook in all kinds of environments.
<zorz>
noooo i need to install crux
<zorz>
i go to download crux ninja
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I am not convinced that mercury is toxic though. But I wouldn't doubt it, if it was.
<zorz>
SiFuh: can you please review a file for me and make it work with crux... need help urgent.
<SiFuh>
Is it a PDF file? Just install a PDF reader
<farkuhar>
At least we don't have to suffer through the toxic combination of zorz and uwumeowmeownyaa. In this channel we only get zorz, and thankfully he hasn't yet acquired the habit of appending GNU/Linux to everything.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: The definition of poisonous can be used for a snake according to the dictionary
<SiFuh>
This is what I think is correct even though in Australia we use poisonous more so than venomous in common speech. "Poisons are inhaled, ingested or absorbed by your skin, while venoms are delivered by bites and stings"
<SiFuh>
We have lavaball though
<zorz>
gnu gnu gnu
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I went through the entire history of #crux-social and came to the realisation that he has contributed nothing to assist anyone. Just abuse, bitches, stupid shit and insults towards software.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh shared a photo of a jungle snake that remained stationary all night, waiting until the first rays of sunlight before starting to move. If a snake is that lazy, who cares whether it's venomous or poisonous?
<zorz>
SiFuh: who did this ?
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, does he have ports?
<ppetrov^>
zorz, gnu gnu gnu <- blur blur blur
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: It was about 6 inches from my head when I'd open the back of the car. It remained stationary all night, and until around 13:00 the following afternoon.
<zorz>
ppetrov^: la files la la la la la
<zorz>
hahaha
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: No
<ppetrov^>
i finally removed them once and for all
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, does he use crux at all?
<zorz>
you speak for lavaball?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Actually we were sitting in the dark. No fire yet. Just smoke to keep the mosquitoes at bay. I was drinking Guinness beer. I looked at the tree behind the car and said to the wife "You got a flashlight. That looks like a snake"
<farkuhar>
SiFuh's IRSSI plugin doesn't speak for lavaball, it censors him.
<zorz>
come on guys, #crux-social is more like an institution
<ppetrov^>
zorz, the efficient german guy, yes
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: It's great
<SiFuh>
zorz: Did you see me IRSSI perl script in action?
<ppetrov^>
Liberal Arts Instructional Technology Services (LAITS) <- what google says
<SiFuh>
It works good. Changes his name to "Luser lavaball" and censors his bullshit. So I can still see if he has spoken, just don't see his words. That way I will know that someone who is talking to him is not just randomnly talking to themselves
<ppetrov^>
at first i had him blocked, but then conversations here became weord
<SiFuh>
It should be a feature for IRSSI
<zorz>
i was playing with this in crux https://0x0.st/XY_d.sh then i did something else.... and make long story short i need to format and reinstall crux
<ppetrov^>
i mean, weirdER than usual
<zorz>
HAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Yes, that is what I found.
<ppetrov^>
mhm
<ppetrov^>
about your font: looks nice and compact
<SiFuh>
So now, I don't have this issue
<ppetrov^>
i use terminus for console, though
<zorz>
ACTUALLY THIS SCRIPT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT... but i need the help of sifuh to addapt it in crux
<SiFuh>
yes artwiz-aleczapka but it isn't scalable.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: ^^
<SiFuh>
I am using the smoothansi pcf from artwiz-aleczapka
<zorz>
people bye for now... going to install crux, and finish the pipman thing
<farkuhar>
zorz apparently doesn't have enough hardware to keep CRUX installed on one partition while he goes distro-hopping with other partitions. Somebody should set up a GoFundMe campaign to buy him a spare hard drive.
<zorz>
farkuhar: i fucked up i am telling you
<zorz>
i fucked crux
<zorz>
anyway where is ninja
<zorz>
1.4gb the ninja
<zorz>
when finish pipman... i will prepare rocm-llvm and then format the nvme keeping only crux and void
<ppetrov^>
zorz, go to bulgaria to buy A cheap refurbished laptop
<SiFuh>
zorz: Ask remiliascarlet, she found a nice Sparc 5
<SiFuh>
Then you package it and send it to farkuhar and he will be annoyed it was designed from the wrong architecture.
<farkuhar>
zorz: Ask stenur for some recommendations on filesystems that allow you to restore an old snapshot. Then if you ever write a script that fucks up your CRUX installation, you can roll it back to the last known-to-work state.
<SiFuh>
Or back up every weekend like I do ;-)
<zorz>
guys...
<zorz>
tell you truth i have it in my to do list to clean format the drive
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: By the way I said that the snake looks like a Vine Snake and isn't venomous. Even though during the night I had grabbed it and pulled it to check if it was alive. I looked in my book that I left at home and it is a Malayan Vine Snake and non venomous.
<zorz>
let me finish the pipman... and then clean foormat... cruxx and void and i am good
<SiFuh>
And you are correct farkuhar. At 13:00 the sun warmed up everything and the snake started to move. But it moves in the wind like a Preying Mantis
<zorz>
SiFuh: mail a snake to paedoballs
<SiFuh>
About a few cm every 30 minutes.
<SiFuh>
zorz: I would rather eat it.
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
eat cockroaches
<SiFuh>
I actually grabbed it and tugged it to see if it was alive because if it wasn't, I'd have taken it home and skinned it and eaten it.
<SiFuh>
How unfair. In supertuxkart. I hit the ball towards the goal. It just slightly bounced off of one of the NPCs from the opposite team and it registers as they had hit the ball into their own goal.
<zorz>
farkuhar: i am also setting pdnsd i prefer it over dnsmasq or dhcpcd this things take time.
<zorz>
my last game experince was after atari the sega
<SiFuh>
That guy is a fsckign game.
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
hahahaa
<zorz>
i am not talkin to him always.... its tiring
<SiFuh>
lavaball just talks shit and insults everyone because he thinks he is god's gift to the world and people should worship him.
<SiFuh>
This is from the conversation I had with emmett1
<SiFuh>
emmett1 avoids him
<zorz>
first time i used void,,, was this days... its so nice and clean.... i go later replace the debian in the old-blody-box
<SiFuh>
"In #crux-sosial i just take all chat as random chat, no matter if he is useless. Unless its in #crux or #crux-devel, thats gonna be annoying." --emmett1
<zorz>
emmet1 is right
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I just missed the 15 minute reconnect to the device that is charging.. Fsck!
<zorz>
this is what i mean its tiring for me talkin to him
<SiFuh>
"To conserve power, Wifi will be turned off soon. To delay this and continue looking at this page,"
<SiFuh>
Like DickCaprio and Winslet in the Titanic
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I asked the wife "Can you buy 8 lemons too? I need them for the 640 litre mash" She replies. "There are three in the refrigerator. Maybe rotten. Can you check?" I replied "No need, I can use rotten lemons as well" She comes home and I ask her where are the lemons and she says "You said you don't need you can use the three lemons in the refrigerator as you said" ......... "I NEED 8 LEMONS!"
<SiFuh>
Hahahahaha
<SiFuh>
They must be magic lemons. Plant the seeds and it will grow into a huge tree with hundreds of lemons and a giant living in the clouds at the top of it.
<remiliascarlet>
zorz: "i fucked crux" With or without a condom?
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Probably less stressful if he uses a condom before inserting CRUX in his rectum
<SiFuh>
Reminds me of a story
<SiFuh>
About 11 years ago, our block had a new president. I never met him before. Huge Chinese man with a bald head. Looked like Vin Diesel. I stepped into the elevator and he was with another guy. He looks at me and asks very rudely "Who are you? Show me your passport!" I said "No!" He said "I am the president of this block. You show me your passport now!" I said "Show me yours and watch me shove it up your
<SiFuh>
ass" The elevator became silent. I got off at my floor. That night Rajan invited me to drink beer at his friends home. Hahaha, it was the same Chinese guy. I told Rajan what happened. The Chinese guy was laughing to. He said "Here I am asking for his passport and this short little white guy told me he'd shove mine up my ass" Rajan cracked up laughing. We use to hang out a lot after that, then when he
<SiFuh>
retired from being president because he was moving, we were all sad because he was the coolest block president to hang out with.
<SiFuh>
Actually he is probably coolest Chinese guy I know. Hmm well maybe the only cool Chinese guy I know.
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<farkuhar>
SiFuh: artwiz-aleczapka is the font in the main window of your screenshot? It looks like a different font family is being used for the titlebar.
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<zorz^>
farkuhar: i see some development in ninka
<zorz^>
ninja
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: No
<zorz^>
SiFuh: yes
<SiFuh>
artwiz-aleczapka, smoothansi is the font in IRSSI
<zorz^>
its nice
<SiFuh>
artwiz-aleczapka, snap is the font in my titlebar
<zorz^>
aleczapka
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<SiFuh>
zorz^: The serpente is here. Don't trust him when he says to eat some apples
<serpente>
yeah, Sifuh has being defamating me
<SiFuh>
Defamating?
<serpente>
eat ze apple
<SiFuh>
eat ze bug in the ze apple
<SiFuh>
-the
<SiFuh>
When we were kids we'd eat around the bugs. My father too.. Now some German super villain is telling us to eat the bug around the apple.
<lavaball>
serpente, don't worry. if you point out his mistakes long enough he'll write a script to ignore you.
<lavaball>
though what makes it really interesting is the "luser" part. is that some word i'm not aware of or is he actually using the 30 year old irc "luser" variation of loser and user?
<lavaball>
though it gets better, if that's the case, why would he have to write a script that only he sees which adds an insult to my name?
<lavaball>
i mean being delusional is one thing, but writing a script to make you feel better about your delusions is frankly pathetic.
<serpente>
luser is an veryvery ond prank from a unix login patch
<SiFuh>
There is one in the channel dude
<SiFuh>
Never Argue With Stupid People Like *lavaball*. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level and Then Beat You With Experience
<SiFuh>
serpente: Apparently he has a maths teacher.. at his age
<SiFuh>
Probably stalking the teacher
<lavaball>
the amazing thing though is that he can write bash and perl scripts. even compile musl for crux. like ... any excuse that you are too dumb for troonix flies out of the window thanks to him.
<lavaball>
i'd thank him, if he could hear me.
<SiFuh>
Not only that. Says something about doing, playing, using rings and that all sounds a bit gay. Then complains about how he has a smaller and saggy pectorial muscle.
<lavaball>
serpente, can you tell him i give up. he has won. his grasping at straws is getting pathetic. let's leave him at least little dignity.
<SiFuh>
The censored ring player is still trying to talk. That is kind of retarded
<SiFuh>
Should change Luser to Lame
<SiFuh>
[The Lame Limp-dick Luser lavaball> Try saying that three times fast
<serpente>
damn bunch of kids you look like
<SiFuh>
You can see us?
<serpente>
i can see the silhouette from my thermal vision
<SiFuh>
Hehe, cool. I was teaching the wife about that when we saw the Vine Snake
<lavaball>
you know, what annoys me about this is that he opens a bracket but doesn't close it. there must be order!
<SiFuh>
Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results
<SiFuh>
Hmm, wonder if that works when a married couple are trying to get pregnant.
<SiFuh>
works/applies
<lavaball>
wow, it's the sally-ann problem again! he thinks because he can't see what i type, nobody else can either.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Does the couple try to get pregnant, or just the wife?
<remiliascarlet>
Because I'm sure the husband can't get pregnant, unless you live in a woke delusion.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: That's not how English grammar works :-P
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<zorz^>
serpente: got apples? :P
<zorz^>
SiFuh: i forgot to create fstab file... but crux boot without it :P
<SiFuh>
zorz^: Probably because root was defined at boot
<serpente>
i serve them in my pstree
<serpente>
i gave you one called lua? have you eaten it?
<farkuhar>
SiFuh practically invited the shit-talking and lack of meaningful contribution in this channel, by declaring at the start that he wouldn't exercise operator powers to ban anyone. I find it amusing that he keeps this promise literally, but then implements a technical workaround to censor people he doesn't want to hear from.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: You hang around fools, you become one.
<SiFuh>
Leftists censor at the national or international level. I have the right to walk away and not listen to morons.
<SiFuh>
He is pollution to the way of the mind and an infestation in the way of the path to wisdom. He is a parasite. I don't want his disease in my life. So there you have it.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Suprisingly he lasted longer than my little sister and my twin sister. Both I banned and blocked from talking to me. If they have anything meaningful to say then they can email me.
<SiFuh>
I also blocked my father for his idiot use of acronymns like LOL and short formed English like U and UR
<SiFuh>
I told him. If you can't be bothered to type correctly or at-the-least try, then it is insulting and I can't be bothered reading what you message.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: people is a plural. I only censor lavaball on channel for myself and zorz from private messages
<lavaball>
farkuhar, you are right. it's his only way to get his safe space and still support free speech. either way, i'm just impressed that he can write perl.
<SiFuh>
The Luser has spoken and I can't see shit. So blissful my life is
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I named it ignoreluser.pl
<lavaball>
see? this would drive me crazy. i mean i obviously still affect him, because otherwise he wouldn't comment on it. but not knowing what i have said. he seriously must fear my insights. to do a sifuh: if you cut out a men's tongue you are not proving him wrong, you just show everyone else that you are afraid of what he says.
<lavaball>
man's
<lavaball>
my bad.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: farkuhar: I should make it so that when he types shit, it will paste a fortune. ;-)
<SiFuh>
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
<SiFuh>
Or 'Yo Momma' jokes. 'Yo momma so ugly and fat, when she goes to the beach, cats come from all around just to bury her'
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Interesting the wort gravity tester was set to 60 minutes and provides results every 20 minutes. I set it to 15. Now it provies results every 5 minutes. Guess the number is not in minutes as it says but divisible by three.
<SiFuh>
Not 0.5 as lavaball goes on about with his 1 million and 2 million flip flopping.
<SiFuh>
I will set it to 45 next time I make a new batch and see how that goes.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Also it after charging battery in the middle of a brew it now says I have 90.83% alcohol instead of something like 4%
<lavaball>
i invite you to read the logs. even ppetrov^ explained exactly the way i did. SiFuh really doesn't have the mental capacity to grasp the concept.
<lavaball>
anyway, gotta go record. laters.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Didn't even see 0.5 of what you typed. Hahahaha
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<SiFuh>
farkuhar: roll cages and 5 point harnesses are illegal in Malaysia. Then why bother wearing a seatbelt then?
<farkuhar>
"gotta go record. laters." <- one of the shortest goodbyes we've seen today. Nothing like DiCaprio and Winslet in Titanic.