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<SiFuh>
Piew piew
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<remiliascarlet>
farkuhar: I don't know. I remember reading an article from 1979 where someone was already complaining about software being too bloated back then.
<remiliascarlet>
So I guess the bloat problem has been a problem since forever.
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<SiFuh>
Farewell Aunty Jack, we know you'll be back. Though your 10 feet tall you don't scare us at all...
<SiFuh>
Tump is a teatotaler. Putin is not, but he usually doesn't drink
<SiFuh>
Trump*
<remiliascarlet>
I remember many years ago when Putin visited Abe in Japan, he was asked if he tried a public bath, and Putin answered with something like "I tried the whiskey bath, but make sure you drink with moderation".
<SiFuh>
If I was president of Russia, I'd also not drink unless it was a special occasion. With great power comes great responsibilty
<SiFuh>
Putin is one of the few leaders that seems to respect the position he is in and how much power actually has. Even though the Duma has more power than the president.
<SiFuh>
And I also think that a former spy makes a great politician
<SiFuh>
Heh, Trump says they are eating people's pets and they said that the Haitians in Springfield Ohio are not eating people's pet. Yet Trump never said Springfield or Ohio or Haitans.
<farkuhar>
Easy to confuse the two H.B.s, for someone who hasn't interacted with either of them directly.
<farkuhar>
Well at least beerman acknowledged the challenge of migrating flyspray tickets. Now if we could just get a data dump from the last backup, I could actually see the implementation that therealfun was proposing for his flexible footprint check (FS#1576). Right now the only notes I have are on the reactions to the flexible footprint proposal.
<farkuhar>
feodor manually recreated the ticket about `prt-get diff` collapsing whitespace when the port name is too long (https://git.crux.nu/tools/prt-get/issues/1), which I vaguely remember seeing on Flyspray too. I might follow feodor's example and manually create a Gitea issue based on FS#1074.
<farkuhar>
For those who don't remember, FS#1074 reported that `pkgadd -u` would silently delete files that appear in the old footprint but not in the footprint of the new version, even if the path fell under the protection of an UPGRADE NO directive in /etc/pkgadd.conf
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Yeah, it is easy to confuse the two HBs. I thought you were talking about a pencil at first :-P
<SiFuh>
Oh I should check if you are old enough to know what a HB rating for pencil lead is. :-P
<farkuhar>
HB = Hard + Black?
<farkuhar>
If you confuse lead and graphite, then it becomes easier to make the claim that there's lead in everything (cf. yesterday's comment that spoiled my appetite for lunch).
<SiFuh>
It means nothing farkuhar. Lead was replaced with graphite maybe around the 70's or maybe 60's. But it is still called pencil lead regardless.
<SiFuh>
No one says pencil graphite.
<farkuhar>
"It means nothing" <- I hope you're not referring to the HB rating here. Ask someone if they're old enough to know something that has no meaning, and you've given them an impossible task.
<SiFuh>
First time I ever used the word graphite in conversation was when I was a locksmith and we used them for 'lubricating' locks even though the graphite doesn't lubricate anything.
<farkuhar>
So I provided my best guess: HB = Hard + Black. You tell me if I'm on the right track.
<SiFuh>
I wasn't replying to that. I was rein to ape/lead
<SiFuh>
Damn
<SiFuh>
Drive dismounted while I was typing
<SiFuh>
I wasn't replying to that. I was replying to your graphite/lead comment
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: When I run backup and the drive unmounts it crashes my audio, and effects all USB devices. Including when I am typing. This explains the horrible mess above
<farkuhar>
From your link: "Between HB and H is the âFâ grade, which is something of a quirky anomaly." I've never seen one of these in the wild. Maybe remiliascarlet has?
<SiFuh>
Also video may switch to super high speeds with zero sound.
<SiFuh>
I've seen all farkuhar. But I was a cartoonist in the 80s
<SiFuh>
Faber-Castell were our go-to-pencil and I remember the F series
<SiFuh>
The was also a HF but the link that is not mine that I sent to you doesn't mention it
<SiFuh>
The/There
<farkuhar>
The "more alive and attractive" thread is a fascinating glimpse at how beerman was contributing before he got core-level commit privileges. I'm glad at least one of the HB's was able to lure him into a mailing list discussion.
<SiFuh>
beerman switched from noise to full retarded arrogant fuck when he was handed core access
<SiFuh>
He now acts like CRUX is his creation and everyone else needs to shut the fuck up and live with it
<SiFuh>
I actually apologized to him, and he ignored me 100% but now I regret apologizing to him because he turned out to be a fucking Macron and Trudeau in CRUX
<SiFuh>
Dude is a full blown moronic cunt
<SiFuh>
He thinks he is the leader of a cult named CRUX and everyone must worship him like a god.
<SiFuh>
I have more :-)
<farkuhar>
I shouldn't be putting spoonfuls of soup into my mouth while reading SiFuh posting about beerman. I'm liable to make a mess when I burst out laughing.
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
Dude, I was probably using CRUX before he spilled out onto the nursery floor. The guy was probably trying to put square pegs into a round hole while shitting his nappies (pampers) when I was using CRUX.
<farkuhar>
So I was chopping up stems of kale for this soup, and the handle of the knife completely detached from the blade (which flew into the air and landed on the floor). Luckily the sharp end didn't hit my hand when it ricocheted off the cutting board. I'll upload pictures of the broken knife later.
<SiFuh>
Then he comes along like the all high and mighty god and dictates to me how CRUX should be? How many of those guys actually know Per? I do. I spoke with him for years. Bet beerman never even got a hello from him. In our days it was 'lo'
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I did similar once. After I peppered sprayed an underground house, both floors with Bhut Jolokia *Ghost Pepper*. I dropped a meat cleaver. I usually bounce shit off my foot to save it. But this thing hit the floor and shattered. I was tap dancing like Fred Astaire to avoid the flying shards. Whilst holding a bowl full of capsaicin in water.
<SiFuh>
I should have been singing Leo Sayer's song 'You Make Me Feel Like Dancing' when it happened
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: next time you go to Malaysia. Make sure you stop by in KL. You can tourism in the day and in the evening, I take you guys out to some really cool restaurants and pubs (Not bars)
<SiFuh>
I won't do Penang again. Too far, to hot and sweaty. To tiresome. You know I never actually slept on the bus? Basically I was awake for over 24 hours by the time I was heading back to Pahang
<SiFuh>
The hotel was just as bad. All night I could hear them moving stuff like pianos and human bodies and bowling balls.
<SiFuh>
I think an anvil dropped once.
<SiFuh>
When I arrived in Pahang. I crashed out so bad, I slept maybe 14 hours.
<SiFuh>
KL is better because I can just drive there, hang out, book a hotel and stuff, then in the evenings when you are done touring. I can take you all out to some cool places to eat, drink, and relax.
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<lavaball>
first minor almost in the bag.
<lavaball>
she doesn't know about it yet, but the parents are gonna convey my intentions when she gets home.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: An old couple were about to have sex. The old woman says to the old man "Let's spice it up. How about we try a 69". He asks "What is that?" She says "I will show you" He gets naked, lays on the floor and she lays on top of him in the 69 position. As they were starting she rips a big fart. He shouts "What the fuck?" then pushed her off. She says "No, I am sorry we try again" He says "Okay".
<SiFuh>
She gets on top, they are ready and she farts again. He throws her off and says "Fuck this 69. I will be damned if I do 67 more of these!"
<lavaball>
...
<lavaball>
woman runs into guy in a suit.
<lavaball>
his suitcase jumps open and ... what do you know... it's full of dildos and vibrators.
<lavaball>
he says, i'm so sorry, i'm a vibrator salesman.
<lavaball>
she says, oh that's okay and helps him pick them all up.
<lavaball>
the he says, you've been so understand and even helped pick them back up, you can have one of them if you like.
<lavaball>
and she was, oh, sure. i would love to. can i have that silver one?
<lavaball>
and he said ... oh, no ... sorry, that's my thermos.
<SiFuh>
...
<SiFuh>
I didn't even smile that is how bad it was
<lavaball>
sure.
<lavaball>
say the 0 to the 8: sweet belt.
<SiFuh>
Why do homosexuals wear ribbed condoms?
<lavaball>
i think you've mentioned that one before.
<SiFuh>
Better traction in the mud.
<lavaball>
yeah.
<SiFuh>
I checked I have not.
<lavaball>
you did.
<SiFuh>
I checked the logs
<lavaball>
give me the link to the logs.
<lavaball>
oh, topic.
<SiFuh>
Can't. They are on my drive
<SiFuh>
I record everything for legal purposes, in the case i need to go to court because of your paedophilia
<lavaball>
2024-09-07
<lavaball>
20:53 <SiFuh> Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms..... better traction in the mud.
<SiFuh>
Do you ahve the fire joke?
<lavaball>
you meant the fire attempt?
<SiFuh>
House full of homos and lesbians and the house caught fire?
<lavaball>
i think i remember the setup. was nothing i would remember anyawy.
<SiFuh>
You contradicting yourself?
<SiFuh>
Or is that Germanic English?
<lavaball>
no. i meant it like i said it. i remember the setup, but i wouldn't remember the joke anyway even if you told it again.
<SiFuh>
The homos survived
<SiFuh>
Their shit was packed already.
<lavaball>
unfortunately i recall.
<SiFuh>
An Australian Aboriginal is walking through the desert. He suddenly trips on something in the sand. It is a lantern. He wipes it clean an a Geanie pops out. "You have three wishes!" The aboriginal thinks and says. "I want lots of water!" The Geanie says okay, looking around at the desert.
<SiFuh>
He says "I want to see every kind of vagina in the world". The Geanie says "Okay. And?"
<SiFuh>
He says "Oh and I want to be white!" The Geanie says OKAY!"
<SiFuh>
So the Geanie turned him into a toilet in the female bathroom in the international airport.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: zorz siad it was a bad thing. But the interesting part is many people started to investigate and proved CNN a liar
<SiFuh>
Trump says they are eating people's pets and they said that the Haitians in Springfield Ohio are not eating people's pet. Yet Trump never said Springfield or Ohio or Haitans.
<SiFuh>
That alone was enough for the not so NPC's to look into it
<SiFuh>
It is now everywhere
<SiFuh>
hatians eating pets
<SiFuh>
Not CNN I mean ABC
<SiFuh>
Sorry
<SiFuh>
There is also a longer version which I saw.
<SiFuh>
And was done very well.
<SiFuh>
After the debate, many say Harris won. You don't win debates. But the normal thinking populace were... "Hang on, this is reality"
<SiFuh>
So the debate actually switched many to Trump.
<SiFuh>
When the elections happened in 2016. I said "I hate them both, but seriously if Clinton winsm death to all"
<SiFuh>
I drank a beer with her husband in Thailand. Nice guy, but I wouldn't trust him as far as I can spit
<SiFuh>
He was a Gold Star manipulator.
<SiFuh>
My friends thought he was cool. But I saw a liar in every sence of the word.
<SiFuh>
My mother knew I drank a beer with him, my father did not. In KL he was boasting he had actually met the head of the world bank. I didn't think anything of it. He repeated and was trying to get me excited. I turned to my father and said "I drank a beer with Bill Clinton in Thailand" should have seen my fathers face. He looked at mum and she asked "You didn't know?" Hahahahaha
<SiFuh>
My family has a communication problem
<SiFuh>
They just assume when one person learns something, the entire family knows.
<SiFuh>
But my family never has worked that way.
<lavaball>
is zorzy full into that?
<SiFuh>
zozry is like out of the world
<lavaball>
i thought this was a common sense meet up.
<lavaball>
well, okay, ppetrov^ also is into the vaccine even nwo.
<lavaball>
insane.
<lavaball>
in sahne.
<lavaball>
did you see the german linux dev swatted?
<lavaball>
the cop passing the camera said "everything secure". the rest was too far away. didn't reall understand.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I contacted stenur. No reply. Told him you are a good guy
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Learn to live off the land
<SiFuh>
The commies are coming
<SiFuh>
I have a ghillie suit so when I abandon my truck in the jungle the wife and I can hide
<lavaball>
this is not really my forte. it's like you an context.
<SiFuh>
I've some stuff to avoid drones too
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, tell stenur that farkuhar is 'the good guys'
<SiFuh>
Our house is packed with shit that can survive the commies. Like the christians did in Russia before drones
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I need an 's' at the end?
<SiFuh>
lavaball: You cannot swat in Australia
<ppetrov^>
dunno, that's in the movies there are the good guys and the bad guys. Ok, tell farkuhar is one of the good guys (though i have no idea who the others are)
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Taxi story for you. Some kid at the railway station called 000 and hung up. Within seconds the police blocked the entire roads and station. The found the kid and basically abused him publicly with words.
<SiFuh>
The/They
<SiFuh>
He'd be 12 or less in age but he was publicly humilated
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Done already without and S
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: There is a computer and white appliance, black appliance shop in Australia called "The Good Guys"
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I have never bought any of the overprice shit they have
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I grew up since the 80's reapiring tech. White/Black or computational. Their prices are insane
<SiFuh>
They boast to have the cheapest prices but their tech is always low quality garbage. Or paper wieghts
<ppetrov^>
bitches
<lavaball>
someone said bitches?
<ppetrov^>
not in the context you mean
<lavaball>
...
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Maybe it is the context he means. Cheap whores.
<farkuhar>
If it had been lavaball breaking a knife in similar circumstances, he might have attributed it to his massive forearms. In my case, I think the knife had just gotten old and lost some structural integrity.
<lavaball>
i once broke a glass by grabbing it too hard.
<lavaball>
i also crushed one of the handles of my pot.
<lavaball>
it still works though.
<lavaball>
the other one i ripped off.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Seems to be rusted
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I took the dog for a drive. Clinging on the windows like she was going to die. Bought those filthy chips from 7/11. The most spiciest I can find. I don't know... I think for Malaysia they are just tweaking it with paprika and tomatos
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I aslo too liberty of purchasing those cigars (tennager cigars as serpente calls them). The price says 15.90 but they are 27 MYR
<SiFuh>
Sorry 29 MYR
<SiFuh>
I don't think they changed the price in over 20 years.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: The 7/11 next door was closed. I was not happy because it is very close. So I ended up having to zig zag my way through motorcycle street racers and drift in second gear a front wheel drive car around a round about.
<SiFuh>
And before anyone says "You can't drift a front wheel drive car" You are a fucking moron and need to go to hell.
<SiFuh>
I was slamming in band 2 (automatic) the front wheels and smoking the neighbourhood
<SiFuh>
Shamefully all the bikes stopped to watch and no one cheered me on. :-(
<SiFuh>
I won't tell the wife that she is missing 50% of her tread ;-)
<SiFuh>
The dog (Aunt Sally) was whining until she saw the smoke. Then she was curious about the fancy patterns in the air
<SiFuh>
lavaball: She is officially family. She got a name tag "Aunt Sally" with the wife's phone number. So any Chinese or Indian that finds her knows to cally my wife Aunt Sally.
<SiFuh>
zorz: Freaking heck man. I need to wake up in 2 hours
<lavaball>
or eat her.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: The dog?
<SiFuh>
My mother commanded me not to eat her
<SiFuh>
I often threaten her with "Stop barking at the locals! I will sell you the Vietnamese and ask for a sample"
<SiFuh>
Oh and for you lily-livered pussies. I eat both dogs and cats.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: There is actually a law in Australia that says if you name an animal, you are not legally allowed to eat it.
<SiFuh>
So you can imagine my mother's happiness when Aunt Sally got the tag. She feared I'd eat the dog.
<SiFuh>
My sister named all he Chickens. When they died, she burried them.
<lavaball>
there is actually a law against rape in germany.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Before I got married there was a rule set in place. All females are named by me. All males she can name.
<SiFuh>
Then when she figured out I was going to give all the ladies Japanese names she exploded and I said "A deal is a deal"
<SiFuh>
lavaball: So stop doing it
<SiFuh>
My first daughter will be named Kanako
<SiFuh>
Hold on.
<SiFuh>
My second daughter will be named Kanako
<SiFuh>
lavaball: The reminds me of the liberals pushing gun bans and disarming people. Yet the liberal gun free zones have more gun->bullet deaths than any other city. And the gun free zones have even more.
<SiFuh>
They say "We can ban guns and death rates will drop" errrrrr Not it doesn't
<SiFuh>
Death rates go up.
<zorz>
SiFuh: go to sleep man
<SiFuh>
Australia banned guns then the gun violence picked up because every criminal knew there were no guns to fight against
<SiFuh>
but here is an interesting fact. More Australians own guns now than before the gun laws.
<SiFuh>
zorz: No, I am a machine. I can go a long time without sleep. Ask farkuhar
<SiFuh>
He met me, and I was without any sleep for over 20 hours.
<zorz>
yes, okay... but is not healthy
<SiFuh>
I took a bus to meet him. Once in a life time chance. Glad I did it. Even though I hated the trip, hated Penang and hated the hotel.
<SiFuh>
zorz: still glad I did it.
<SiFuh>
I actually like farkuhar. He's a one of a kind cool guy
<SiFuh>
Little bit rude in the end when he went to freshen up, but hey... Still I'd hang out with him again. He even suffered durian and Thomas Tools with me
<SiFuh>
If there is one thing I could say to him. "Buy a compass" hahaha
<zorz>
hahaha poor farkuhar
<SiFuh>
zorz: I was chaffing so bad when I arrive at the hotel.
<SiFuh>
He's lucky. I was walking like I had a huge shit in my pants.
<farkuhar>
I'm still working on getting an appointment with the Malaysian embassy here, to notarize the paperwork that renounces my part of a 1/6 share in the property on Lebuhraya Berjaya, Penang.
<SiFuh>
Then before I had a shower to "freshen up" as farkuhar says. I get a call to meet a friend and I was walking like a monkey with a huge set of balls.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Why do you want renounce it?
<SiFuh>
Keep it brother
<farkuhar>
At least I finally have the legal document all prepared, so all it requires is a signature in front of a few official witnesses.
<SiFuh>
Malay government can't sell it unless you sign it
<SiFuh>
And trust me, they will find a way
<SiFuh>
Your family will get zero and the government will get everything
<farkuhar>
Keep part of a 1/6 share in a property that relatives are still living in? That's too much trouble. Rather let it pass to a family member in the actual vicinity.
<SiFuh>
By keeping it, you can win the court case against the government
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: No
<SiFuh>
Just keep a portion in your name.
<SiFuh>
Let them live and be
<SiFuh>
But you are the final 'corner stone' that protects the land from being taken
<SiFuh>
Land is actually so important here, that is why the government is buying it all up
<farkuhar>
The grandparents weren't very scrupulous in their record-keeping, which is why we didn't even know they had a 1/6 share in the property. Why start being scrupulous about that property now?
<SiFuh>
You missed my point I think
<SiFuh>
Do not make it easy for the goverment to claim
<SiFuh>
No joke. The second the government has access to it, they will strip it from your family
<SiFuh>
You dont need to offload your share.
<SiFuh>
But as long as you have a share the government can't really touch it
<SiFuh>
If I was you I'd be "Hmm I own a portion of this property that I will never live in. Cool..." And forget about it
<zorz>
this wrapper script wifite seams to work ok
<SiFuh>
zorz: You need to dummy packer
<SiFuh>
packet*
<SiFuh>
Force the routers to reconnect and revalidate
<SiFuh>
I can't beleive I am teaching hacking skills to zorz
<farkuhar>
There's a cousin and his mother in Singapore who will get everything renounced by the US side of the family, so that should be enough to protect it from the Malaysian government.
<SiFuh>
You force the router to revalidate over and over and over again. You will get many packets that eventually you can crack. Old school bro.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: We can only hope, but I doubt that is the way it will happen
<SiFuh>
Maybe tell your Singaporean cousins as long as you have a piece in your name it is protected?
<zorz>
SiFuh: lets try this, now.... tomorrow you will explain me
<SiFuh>
Foreigners cannot own land here farkuhar unless it is worth 250 million USD (2007)
<zorz>
by the way guys only artix, the hashcat works with my amdgpu. no debian no arch
<SiFuh>
So you may be the anchor to stop it.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: why care so much about land in Penang? I thought you preferred KL, and you'll never be making the bus trip again.
<SiFuh>
So in general terms you may become the saviour
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I don't want to ever go there again. But if you returned. I am sure, I will convince myself to go. You are a nice guy and even though we had much suffering, I'd probably do it again.
<SiFuh>
I still remember you scoffing durian down like I have never seen in my life.
<SiFuh>
That is a classic moment and also shocking
<SiFuh>
I will never forget that
<zorz>
so as I unserstand,,, farkuhar likes Penang and Sifuh hates Penang
<SiFuh>
zorz: artiz means she here, stop selling it
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: stop summoning the beast!
<SiFuh>
she.shit*
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
I would go back to Penang. But I will not meet you in the day time. I will take you to the international beer place near your hotel in the evening
<SiFuh>
Where we can relax and gossip with many locals and foreigners. So sad I was introduced to that place after we met. You;d have love it for sure.
<SiFuh>
Ice tea, food, and many international beers. Sitting on chairs in the road with many foreigners and locals
<SiFuh>
When my friend took me there I was sweaty and chaffing very badly. But damn it was a cool place to just talk shit.
<farkuhar>
Anyway, the knife was clearly rusted around the contact point where the blade meets the handle, as SiFuh said. It was only a matter of time before it broke apart. But I'll miss the smooth action of mincing ginger and bell peppers with it; my meat cleaver is much more unwieldy.
<zorz>
iam not selling anything.... i just want to use hashcat with 10GB amggpu
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: The story about my cleaver was that my father washed it from cold into boiling and it split. Then when it dropped and shattered, I was devestated. I made a facebook post linking to their site. Next thing you know I got an email from them. They will replace it free of charge if i provide a legit serial number. I did and they replaced it free.
<SiFuh>
It kind of helped my cause that many people complained it was shit and there was a manufacturers error in production.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Orignally my mother was petrified to use such a lethal blade. But she became use to it. When it was replaced free of charge it is now her most used blade in the kitchen
<farkuhar>
lavaball crushed a glass jar with his bare hands. My one experience of glass breaking in my hands occurred after a rapid temperature change like that. Not from cold into boiling, but the other way around.
<lavaball>
it would be cool if it had been intentional.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: lavaball: I have never crushed a glass in my hand. I had though snapped handles off in anger
<lavaball>
i then had to clean up broken glass. success!
<SiFuh>
But when I am angry the world stops.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: No cuts on the hand?
<lavaball>
not that i remember.
<SiFuh>
Wife says I am angry all the time. But she has never seen me angry.
<lavaball>
i cut myself on my nuts though almost regularly.
<SiFuh>
She just thinks I am
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Then stop it
<lavaball>
i need the omega3.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: My father slapped me once under the jaw. No joke. My feet left the ground and my head hit the ceiling.
<SiFuh>
Unfotunately and fortunately I have the same anger as him
<farkuhar>
19:48 <SiFuh> "... I need to wake up in 2 hours" <- We're not doing a good job of giving this man a chance to sleep.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: No worries. Last time I was awake for the entire time. Which will probably happen today.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Usual story. I end up staying away until 06:30. I take a cold shower. Drive to the markets. Buy the meat. Drive home, then crash out until 15:00
<SiFuh>
away/awake
<SiFuh>
lavaball won't know anything about that. He just goes outside and digs up some weeds and says "Yummy"
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Stenur says he will look for your message. He is online now.
<lavaball>
i don't dig.
<lavaball>
the game was great though.
<SiFuh>
So you just clip or pull?
<lavaball>
the book wasn't bad either.
<lavaball>
i don't garden at all.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: [04 31 33] [stenur> (offline now, but will do)
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Growing weeds or finding them has nothing to do with gardening
<SiFuh>
Gardening requires the right PH level, the right nutrients, swabbing flowers and so on.....
<SiFuh>
Throwing some tobacco seeds on the ground and waiting for them to generate is not gardening.
<SiFuh>
germinate as well.
* SiFuh
I garden chilli and tomatoes.
<SiFuh>
It's a pain in the penis to take care of them
<SiFuh>
The other day her aunt says "You can't grow tomatoes with chilli. They will spread disease" I replied "It's a greenhouse"
<SiFuh>
lavaball: A greenhouse is use to grow trees without infections because seeds are neutral and together anything can grow. Problem is you have zero bees and mosquitoes. So the transfer of polled from the base of the stigma to the tip is essential
<SiFuh>
pollen*
<SiFuh>
So you need to swab every flower manually
<SiFuh>
Strange a vegetarian eats plants but doesn't know how it actualy works.
<SiFuh>
There are also plants called male and female but this is a fantasy for troonies. All plants are bisexual in nature it we are talking in terms of biology.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I eat dogs.
<SiFuh>
Nothing wrong with it.
<SiFuh>
Good meat
<SiFuh>
Only animals I never eat are reptiles. With the exception to turtles and crocodiles
<SiFuh>
If I do catch a snake, I will eat it though
<SiFuh>
But lizards. No chance. They are so cool.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: In all my years of bush survival. I have never caught a snake and ate it.
<SiFuh>
I caught snakes many times but that was never in a bush survival scenario
<SiFuh>
And I won't eat a python. Only venomous snakes will I attempt to catch and eat.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Scared the shit out of the Thais when I was living in the farm lands back in the day. I was on a mission to find a Cobra or something. The Thais were scared of me and then they found a turtle.
<SiFuh>
I didn't get to eat that turtle. But they had a rat and I refused to eat it
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I have eaten rat before, so don't worry your muppet head off. I just wasn't in the mood that day
<SiFuh>
zorz: Wha'ts the bet that Kamala becomes president before the elections?
<zorz>
no bet... first you need to pay me, and after i will bet with you :-)
<SiFuh>
I said November if she is on the ballot
<SiFuh>
I am not paying you before
<zorz>
yes... she will be... November rain
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Oh I promised to pay 100USD to zorz if Kamal is on the ballot in November
<SiFuh>
Not if she wins
<zorz>
everybody knows SiFuh
<zorz>
heh
<SiFuh>
Just if she appears on the ballot
<SiFuh>
lavaball knows
<SiFuh>
zorz: I stand by my word. So fucking wait dude