<zorz>
this is the old greek its in between of ancient and modern
<zorz>
in this it means dirty thinking
<zorz>
not only sex thinking.... maybe crime
<zorz>
it speaks about faith and how with the passage of time you loose the faith
<zorz>
something like... as time pass you loose your faith and you start believe in daemons because liers teach you like that.
<zorz>
its very complicated to actual translate the thing
<SiFuh>
zorz: It was translated like this
<SiFuh>
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
<SiFuh>
Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.
<zorz>
no
<zorz>
does not speak about marriage.... does not speak about food and meat
<SiFuh>
Some versions translate it as meat and some translate it as food. Google translate it as sex not marriage and odor not food/meats
<zorz>
1 error generated when compiling for gfx1031.error: unknown argument: '-flegacy-pass-manager'
<SiFuh>
I want to watch The Grand Tour
<SiFuh>
In their last adventure, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May ignore the instructions of Mr Wilman and head to Zimbabwe in three cars they’ve always wanted to own, a Lancia Montecarlo, a Ford Capri 3-litre, and a Triumph Stag, for a stunning road trip through beautiful and sometimes challenging landscapes leading to an emotional ending on a strangely familiar island.
<zorz>
gpt4-mini
<zorz>
"But the Spirit explicitly says that in later times some will depart from the faith, paying attention to deceitful spirits and doctrines of demons, through the hypocrisy of liars whose consciences are seared, forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from foods which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing
<zorz>
is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving; for it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer."
<zorz>
actually gpt4-mini not bad
<SiFuh>
Grand Prix Tour?
<zorz>
remember when i told you i found you a game ?
<farkuhar>
This morning's walk took me past the nearby West Indian roti restaurant. Great way to whet the appetite for a savoury lunch. Then I come home and read all these comments about lead in most foods.
<farkuhar>
Next time I'll eat lunch *before* checking IRC.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Lead is in everything you eat
<SiFuh>
You have no photos of this Roti? Because here in Malaysia the Mamak stores make an excellent Roti Canai.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I really don't understand why people are afraid of death. Live your life. Those who fear death will never live. Just go out and do it la!
<SiFuh>
Death is inevitable. Everyone is going to die. So why fear it? Why live a life in constant fear? That isn't living.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: My wife has learned to stop screaming when we are about to flip or roll over of fall off a cliff. She has never in her life experienced this kind of living. And yet.... she keeps joing in again.
<SiFuh>
The last trip we came close to rolling down a hill into the river, in the same spot, 3 times. Not joking. 3 times! Before I shouted. "Fuck you guys and give me a winch!" The very last one was the most scary. The first was okay, the second was hairy, the third was, "Yeah this ain't going to fucking work"
<SiFuh>
My issue was the front tyres had no traction. And mud is just slippery here. So each time I tried to save us. The front tyres were sliding more and more towards tipping point.
<SiFuh>
She looks at me and asks "You scared?" I said "No!" She says "You have a serious look on your face, like high stress" "No, I am not stressed, but yes, this is a serious situation and I am now going to step in and tell them what to do"
<SiFuh>
I ignored everyone and told them what to do. After set up. I still ignored everyone and managed to winch my car by sliding the front back in the right direction. Young guy runs over. "Take your foot off the brake" I turned the wife and said "Not yet" By keeping my foot on the break. I was able to forcefully drag my front into position with the winch. Then I said "Now I can"
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: The young guy is funny and quite arrogant. He thinks he is teaching me. Although I did learn one thing from him. I can drive with the winch on. But in general, I already know everything else he was trying to teach me. I just shut up and listened. When the time came for me to take control of my wife and my life, I did it my way the way we were taught in Emergency service in Australia.
<SiFuh>
I told her we will never do that trip again and then asked her how she feels. She said "I hate being here, but I am glad to experience it" I said "You have never done anything like this in your life have you?" She shouts "No! Never, never would I dream of this. But here I am doing it"
<SiFuh>
And she is already ready for the next trip in October. Unfortunately my truck is not. It needs heavy work to repair the damage. The drive train is screwed.
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<SiFuh>
zorz: They said this is the final episode of The Grand Tour. No more after. Something about retiring
<farkuhar>
zorz: were you here when someone shared a link to a review that featured CRUX alongside GoboLinux (the latter distro famous for using symlinks when installing packages)?
<SiFuh>
It hides pretty much everything and shows only what a user needs. You can do a windows type thing. Where you can build a package to support let's say glibc 1 and another package as glibc 2 and they are seperated.
<SiFuh>
zorz: You can als use rm instead of unlink
<SiFuh>
Just need to kill the service manually
<farkuhar>
beat down an infinite loop with a very large *broom*? Why does that last word remind me of the ancient Greek that zorz translated for us as "dirty"?
<SiFuh>
The biblical passage is kind of weird. I was stuck on that one. I am still stuck on that one farkuhar
<SiFuh>
I often use the original languages to try to understand the meanings because there are so many translations
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: For example thou shalt not steal. In Hebrew doesn't seem to be correct. I appears to be thou shalt not kidnap
<SiFuh>
Which makes more sense because the 10 commandments were death punishments. And yet the Hebrews stole a lot and had laws around it as in sacrficing animals and giving their best harvest to burn
<SiFuh>
Actually dlcusa might be the best person to ask about this conundrum I have stumbled upon.
<farkuhar>
zorz: Does Artix use symlinks in other ways? I think I remember a distro in the Debian family that created links under /etc/alternatives/ so that a user could choose whether /usr/bin/vi pointed to vim, nvi, or something else. But you had to resolve two symlinks to get there.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Seems quite silly when you can use alias as a user.
<zorz>
no no.... no symlinks
<zorz>
only the runit how its working
<zorz>
is a better archlinux
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I used artix with runnit and with openrc.
<SiFuh>
I didn't like it because it felt dirty.
<SiFuh>
As I mentioned the other day.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: I agree it's silly, but aliases can be broken simply by switching shells. Create symlinks and you don't have to worry about what shell you're running.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Symlink from ~/bin or ~/.bin as I do can work
<SiFuh>
But I find alias to be enough but I rarely switch between shells and I always use the exact command+location in all my scripts here
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: zorz: you were talking about mg the other day. I looked it up, saw the current maintainer's name, and asked myself, why does "Han Boetes" sound so familiar? Was he involved in CRUX development years ago?
<zorz>
yes
<zorz>
he was
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: He is the guy who banned from OpenBSD for a many years
<SiFuh>
Then he joined CRUX
<SiFuh>
And couldn't ban me. It was funny
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: Why did Han want to ban you?
<SiFuh>
banned me*
<SiFuh>
Very knowledgable guy. Thought it was extreme though to ban me because I talk a lot.
<SiFuh>
Bridge has been mended though. I was still messaging him after he banned me for assistance in some matters
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<SiFuh>
farkuhar: He was on OpenBSD during the fake pandemic. Because he and I were talking about how emacs and the shell uses almost identical commands for basic operation.
<SiFuh>
I told him that I like the feature to mass-rename files in emacs. He said he didn't know that it was a feature and went and checked and came back and said it is!
<farkuhar>
I assume you're not talking about plan9's rc shell.
<SiFuh>
Someone is talking about plan9?
<farkuhar>
"how emacs and the shell uses almost identical commands" <- this part
<SiFuh>
No, bash, ksh use the same commands
<farkuhar>
Over in #kisslinux they're talking about the rc shell again.
<SiFuh>
Here is a small example for you. Type 'Hello world' then ctrl + a, then ctrl + k, then ctrl + y
<zorz>
drew devault he rewrites the rc
<SiFuh>
Effectively, you typed 'hello world' moved to the beginning, deleted the line, then repasted it.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: So basically, those shell commands that we take for granted or didn't learn were poached by emacs to do the same operations inside the editor
<farkuhar>
I'm reading the rc paper to see if they also implemented ctrl + a, ctrl + k, and ctrl + y ... Nothing is readily jumping out as I skim through http://doc.cat-v.org/plan_9/4th_edition/papers/rc
<SiFuh>
Just search something like plan9 rc shortcuts
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<zorz>
SiFuh: bsd mk is from plan9 no?
<SiFuh>
No
<zorz>
okay
<farkuhar>
Why does that SDF tutorial specify "available in rio graphic environment"? Are there environments that intercept ctrl + a (as GNU screen is known to do) and prevent it from being used for jump to beginning of line?
<kh1b>
hi
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Yeah it is called RIO
<farkuhar>
hi kh1b!
<SiFuh>
kh1b: Hi
<zorz>
hi algeria
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: You planing on using plan9?
<kh1b>
zorz: stuck there
<zorz>
not in france yet?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I love plan9. I think it would make the perfect mobile phone OS.
<SiFuh>
zorz: Too many Algerians in France. Better to stay in Algeria.
<kh1b>
zorz not yet, next year
<SiFuh>
kh1b: Algeria is a nice country right?
<kh1b>
SiFuh: depends
<SiFuh>
Understood!
<kh1b>
what do you mean by nice
<SiFuh>
Freedom?
<kh1b>
yeah from that pov
<SiFuh>
Are you French or Algerian or?
<kh1b>
algerian
<SiFuh>
Is there any benefits to going to France?
<SiFuh>
I left to west myself to move to Malaysia to get away from all the rules and regulations that inhibit my free way of life.
<kh1b>
to go somewhere else in europe from there
<kh1b>
not to stay there for sure
<kh1b>
just temporary
<SiFuh>
Here we have some strict rules, but generally, I can get away with a lot because I don't interfere with them and they don't interfere with me. I like it. Plus they are generally happy easy going people until you rub the wrong way.
<farkuhar>
hahaha why does zorz acquiesce so readily to our using his name as a verb?
* zorz
care not
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Would you like it as an adjective or a collective noun?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I think it is cool.
<zorz>
kh1b: all good with your crux?
<zorz>
crux is like jesus carried the cross.... you carry it
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I use to use fsck instead of fuck since the 90's suddenly it became a thing. Supposedly someone else got credit for it. But I know the truth!
<kh1b>
zorz: yep everything is working great
<SiFuh>
zorz: No it ain't
<zorz>
SiFuh: I speak with kh1b
<zorz>
kh1b: good to know that, Bravo!
<kh1b>
zorz: thanks
<SiFuh>
zorz: Jesus was unrecognisable when dragging the cross because he was so beaten badly. Better you use gentoo as the reference and not CRUX
<zorz>
SiFuh: I feel sorry for people using gentoo
<zorz>
even reading their manual, looks so painfull
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: In case you missed the article ^ An oldie but a goodie
<zorz>
hahahhaa
<zorz>
when lavaball commit suicide ?
<zorz>
lavaball: uses gentoo
<SiFuh>
Does he?
<zorz>
yes
<SiFuh>
I think he uses OpenBSD like all the sane folks
<SiFuh>
Although he isn't particularly sane
<zorz>
nope,,,, i ask him last month.... and he told me. maybe now he started openbsd
<SiFuh>
zorz: if kh1b is Muslim, then it is considered offensive to insult their profits.
<SiFuh>
prophets
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: 2017 is considered old now? I met a Gentoo user in person way back in 2002; can you imagine the laptop he must have been running then?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I did that. Been there and done that.
<farkuhar>
I guess software wasn't so bloated back then. remiliascarlet might know more about that.
<zorz>
awk sed find bash grep ls
<SiFuh>
Why? she is younger than me and I am the longest running CRUX user since before it was released and compilation was a bitch. GTK and GCC took forever!
<zorz>
this is what he used
<SiFuh>
Binary distros were the go back in dialup
<SiFuh>
Took you all day and the next to download KDE
<zorz>
in states universities had T3 lines in 2000
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: There is a song called Microsoft Christmas. I should find it for you. There was only dialup in those days
<zorz>
hahaha
<farkuhar>
Why remiliascarlet might be knowledgeable on that front? Because she's always ready with a scathing criticism of javascript or some other language that has exploded in popularity since the early 2000's.
<farkuhar>
zorz said lavaball is using gentoo now, and therefore asked when he will commit suicide.
<SiFuh>
My first firewall was a 286
<SiFuh>
Hehe
<SiFuh>
zorz: Old Yellow is a dog from a famous American movie
<zorz>
guys... i asked like a month ago... do you use crux ? and he answer to me no gentoo
<zorz>
so.... according to SiFuh's reddit he is ready to commit suicide
<zorz>
hahahaha
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Many years ago we were at the rubbish dump, tipping out garbage. A woman was throwing laptops into the pile. My friend (Also dead now) :-/ Asked her if he can have some. She said that he cannot. Then she started smashing them. She said some bullshit story. "They can't be sold, they are old and they are to be destroyed"
<SiFuh>
zorz: He isn't from Sydney
<SiFuh>
He is from Jerry-Land
<SiFuh>
zorz: You trust what he says?
<SiFuh>
I think he is like Kamala Harris. Adapts for attention
<farkuhar>
guys... installing Gentoo is probably less painful than trying to make a Hackintosh. I get a headache reading about all the tricks you have to use, to convince the MacOS installer to even boot on non-Apple hardware.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I get a headache trying to do anything on a Mac
<SiFuh>
The first computer I ever used was in 1988 and was a Macintosh. errr errrr errr errr errrr please take out the floppy and flip it over. err errr errr errr errr. 10 minutes later you can play pong.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: blur blur blur blur blur
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Remember the days in high school 'Tim Lester' would bring a floppy and everyone could watch gif porn images in DOS
<farkuhar>
The OpenCore documentation makes it sound like you have to populate the EFI system partition *just right*, with Kexts for *your particular hardware*, otherwise the disk image you create will be unbootable.
<SiFuh>
Crazy Cars and California Games was all the 'rage'
<farkuhar>
Then there's some program called ProperTree that you have to launch to edit config.plist before pointing it at your EFI/OC folder to perform a "clean snapshot". Editing the config.plist requires knowing your hardware in intimate detail. So yeah, I think people installing Gentoo have it easy compared to people making Hackintoshes.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Been there done that and scraped it
<SiFuh>
It's a shit system. It is as user friendly as an iPhone.
<SiFuh>
zorz: Tobacco time? kh1b You joining?
<zorz>
sounds good
<farkuhar>
sounds like an excuse for something else, like lavaball's naps.
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, blur blur blur
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I ain't a smoker. But I do enjoy a good puff on the cigar occasionaly
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I told you don't do that!
<farkuhar>
ppetrov^: sorry, I should have asked your permission before posting a patch to pkgmk.conf.5 that adds a parenthetical note referencing your peculiar definition of PKGMK_SOURCE_DIR. https://git.crux.nu/ports/core/issues/5
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: In case you miss what ppetrov^ and I are doing it is from a childhood joke in AU
<ppetrov^>
farkuhar, why would you need a permission from me?
<ppetrov^>
i'm flatered you considered my question
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: An alien walks into the bar. Sits down. Grabs a man's beer and goes "blur blur blur blur" into his beer glass. The man snatches it back. Says "Don't do that" a few moments later the alien grabs the glass and slides it near him and goes "blur blur blur blur" again into it. The man snatches it back and says "I told you, DON'T DO THAT". A few minutes later the alien grabs the glass again and
<SiFuh>
goes "blur blur blur blur" again. Then man snatches his beer back and says "I told you. Do not do that. Next time, I cut your balls off" The alien says "Not possible" The guys asks "Well how do you go to the toilet?" The alien snatches his glass and goes "blur blur blur blur"
<farkuhar>
ppetrov^: because you might be like SiFuh and not want any credit for raising the issue.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: True, I like to be the shadow and not the Hollywood
<farkuhar>
Anyway, I don't cite ppetrov^ by name, the curious reader must actually open the URL to see who raised the issue.
<ppetrov^>
farkuhar, much appreciated
<ppetrov^>
the pkgmk.conf thing, i mean
<farkuhar>
It's the section "OVERRIDING DEFAULT DIRECTORIES" at the bottom of my patch.
<zorz>
farkuhar: when pkgrm will remove dependancies aswell ?
<farkuhar>
Heh, I need to do sed -e "s,/usr/sources,/var/work/sources," on that patch. Looks like I went back and got ppetrov^s actual example after trying to construct an example from memory, but only replaced the first appearance of the original example.
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<farkuhar>
zorz: when will pkgrm'ing a locked port have the side-effect of unlocking it?
<farkuhar>
Anyway, zorz's question is better addressed using prt-get listorphans, or pkgfoster if you prefer interactivity. But the interplay between pkgadd/pkgrm and prt-get is a consistent theme on the PkgutilsIdeas wiki page.
<zorz>
prt-get depends dependets
<zorz>
i was looking for something automatic
<zorz>
something gay
<farkuhar>
The section https://crux.nu/Wiki/PkgutilsIdeas#ntoc9 also makes the claim that "code for aliasing" is in the wrong place. Maybe they're saying that the better place is in pkgadd/pkginfo/pkgrm, but I find it hard to envision a merge of the alias functionality with the pkgdb in its current flat-text format.
<lavaball>
again with the nap doubt?
<lavaball>
how does that even make sense. why would i need an excuse to leave the channel?
<lavaball>
not to mention i do that all the time.
<lavaball>
and i have used gentoo before i came here.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I snuck outside and was about to sit down and the dog went off. She was inside the kennel. I call her name and she continues barking. I call it again. Then suddenly silence. She pokes her head out and sees it is me. She runs over in the begging, I want forgiveness posture. I was laughing so much. Such a coward. Barks in the shadows of the kennel but afraid to go outside and see what it is.
<lavaball>
and i'm not hoping, since i research what i use extensively before i try it.
<lavaball>
it was said earlier that i was accused.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: So zorz is correct? You are using Gentoo and never suicided waiting for the install to finish?
<zorz>
lavaball: your main driver is gentoo ?
<SiFuh>
accused of*
<lavaball>
define main driver.
<lavaball>
i use openbsd all day every day.
<SiFuh>
THe black man from Miss Daisy
<lavaball>
gentoo only for video stuff. like recording.
<zorz>
you told me gentoo the other day
<SiFuh>
Bahahahahaha zorz go suck a sausage!
<zorz>
SiFuh: all day he makes videos
<SiFuh>
zorz: I have always believed that lavaball was an OpenBSD dude
<lavaball>
linux isn't suitable for main driver application.
<lavaball>
that's why i naturally ended up at openbsd.
<SiFuh>
It's like a flea on the distro. HAHAHA
<lavaball>
which is really weird since my 10th great nemesis said that i was 31337 before i even knew what it was. and the descriptiong of that asaid linux is okay, better is bsd or solaris.
<lavaball>
that was 2000.
<SiFuh>
zorz: Ever wonder why people don't explain stuff to you? You need to think more bro
<lavaball>
so i guess he was right.
<SiFuh>
Although it took forever for lavaball to realise there was a woman in this channel so you can be considered members of the same club
<lavaball>
anyway, my video game box is still arch. my servers run void, except for one arch. and i have a pi in the office running alpine.
<SiFuh>
31337 is not the correct the way to do that. So you got some teeny bopper teaching you shit you shouldn't be spreading
<lavaball>
SiFuh, you played the homosexual so well. how should i have known that you were female?
<SiFuh>
That wasn't funny, that was clutching at straws
<lavaball>
i'm already more than satisfied that you actually got it.
<farkuhar>
lavaball: No Artix in the mix? That's where zorz has landed at the moment, on his random walk through the universe of distros.
<SiFuh>
I am more man than you can ever be at your current lifestyle vegan bicycling, crock wearing, city dwelling choice.
<lavaball>
and there we are.
<lavaball>
i don't like forks.
<SiFuh>
You are not here
<lavaball>
artix has bright blue font in the terminal.
<SiFuh>
I prefer and there you were
<lavaball>
i saw that. i left.
<SiFuh>
The fartherst away from me possible.
<lavaball>
you were doing so well, dementia boy.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: You should go to the moon. I hear the Russians and Chinese are planning a base. So, get your language skills in order
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Yeah, I hated that coloring shit
<SiFuh>
It was digusting
<SiFuh>
And it wasn't just blue. It was red and yellow and cyan and magenta...
<SiFuh>
That is for OpenBSD manpages not for a shell in a terminal
<SiFuh>
lavaball: No worries DD guy
<SiFuh>
lavaball: As I said before, using arch of any version or flavour was just dirty.
<farkuhar>
At least SiFuh spelled "planning" correctly in a post about lavaball's language skills. It was painful to read the question about "planing on using plan9", so I left it unanswered.
<SiFuh>
hah
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: By the way, my tools are here. Next day delivery. Wife was going insane hitting everything
<SiFuh>
Until she took a hit at me. Then it magically left her hands and she got spanked.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I actually told her about 10 years ago. Do not carry a weapon you don't know how to use. They will take it from you and use it on you.
<SiFuh>
educational lesson for you too lavaball ^
<farkuhar>
So the most active users in this channel are: two or three who daily-drive OpenBSD, one who distro-hops and has currently landed on Artix, and only two who actually use CRUX for more than just crypto-mining. I suggest we invite some of the #kisslinux people in here; they would fit right in.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Invite anyone who is not democratic, liberal or woke
<SiFuh>
No SJW's should be here
<SiFuh>
And if you are afraid of the 'n' word or the 'c' word then you don't belong here
<SiFuh>
And the test is an interview with lavaball
<SiFuh>
If you can survive lavaball then you can join. Hahaha
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<SiFuh>
zorz failed. That is why he left.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Not sure if I mentioned it before. I have a Ghillies Suit. My wife put it on and then went out and tormented the neighbour. It was funny to watch.
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<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Moses went up to Mount Sinai to get the 10 commandments. God comes down and asks Moses. "Do you understand" Moses then replies "Let me get this straight... The Arabs get all the oil and we have to cut what off?"
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: A Jewish man is walking through New York City and stumbles across an old friend. He asks the basics. How are you doing and so on. Then he asks about his son. The man replies "Funny that you say that. My son went to Jerusalem and came back Christian". The man looks at his friend and says "Funny that you say that too. My son also went to Jerusalem and came back a Christian". They decided to go
<SiFuh>
to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi asks what is the problem and they both said "Our sons went to Jerusalem and came back Christians" The rabbi replies "Funny that you say that. My son also did" After much discussion they pray to God. God's voice is heard "How may I help you?" and they all said. "All of our sons went to Jerusalem and came back Christians" God replies "Funny that you say that"
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: A Monkey has a huge dick and huge balls. He is walking through the jungle. He is upset because there is no one to fuck. He suddenly sees a lion with his arse in the air. He looks at the lion and thinks to himself 'It can fit'. So he runs over and fucks the lion in the arse. Relieved he realises he fucked the king of the jungle so he runs as fast as he can. The lion puts his head up and
<SiFuh>
looks around and says to himself "Did a monkey just fuck my arse? I am the king of the jungle! I need to kill this monkey before the entire jungle knows!" So the lion starts to chase the monkey. The monkey running as fast as he can comes across a house. He runs up to the verandah. Grabs a newspaper, sits down on the chair. Throws a straw hat over his head and then the lion arrives. The lion asks "Did
<SiFuh>
you see a monkey?" The monkey replies "You mean the one that fucked the lion's arse?" He shouts back "It's in the newspaper already?"
<ppetrov^>
ba-dum-tss
<SiFuh>
Enough for today :-P
<ppetrov^>
A guy was swimming in the sea. Suddenly he feels something grabbed his balls and a voice said: "+2 or -2?" He though for a while and said: "+2!". He gets out of the water and sees he got 4 balls now. Swims back to the same place, thinking to say this time "-2". Suddenly something grabs his balls. And the voice says: "+4 or -4?"
<SiFuh>
HAHA
<SiFuh>
Okay, you are teasing me
<SiFuh>
I give you one more
<SiFuh>
Three Jewish sons are told by their father. "I will fund all your businesses, but in return, when I die, I want 20,000 USD from each of you, put in my coffin when I die". The three sons agreed. Eventually all having successful businesses. Eventually the father dies. At the funeral. The first son puts 20,000 USD into the coffin. The second does the same. The third walks over. Takes the 40,000 USD out of
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the coffin and write a cheque for for 60,000 USD and throws it into the coffin.
<lavaball>
they are all terrible.
<SiFuh>
Fuck off German!
<SiFuh>
Your German humour is so shit the Brits were complaining about it since WW1
<lavaball>
what is the useless fat tissue around the vagina called?
<SiFuh>
Labida?
<lavaball>
woman.
<SiFuh>
Labia
<SiFuh>
Ahhh
<SiFuh>
Okay I get it
<SiFuh>
We have a joke like that
<lavaball>
then be quick about it. i have to go.
<lavaball>
...
<SiFuh>
A kid comes home from school asks his father "What is a cunt" the father says, I will show you. So they go upstairs and the mother is sleeping naked on the bed. The father points to the vagina and says "Son. do you see this?" He replies "Yes, I do". The father replies "This is beautiful. The rest is a cunt"
<lavaball>
meh.
<lavaball>
i'll allow it.
<SiFuh>
What is faster than a black man running down the street with your TV?
<SiFuh>
His younger brother with your VCR
<lavaball>
yeah, gotta go.
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<SiFuh>
Hahahahaha too much for him
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<zorz>
SiFuh:
<zorz>
online
<SiFuh>
offline
<zorz>
Maximilian Dietrich, who is? has runit... is it good.
<zorz>
do you knwo ?
<zorz>
it looks good.
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<zorz>
bullshit
<SiFuh>
You talking to yourself again?
<zorz>
yes
<SiFuh>
Talk to deludedballs
<SiFuh>
Oh wait, he went offline too
<SiFuh>
I was busy giving farkuhar a basic history lesson.