<lavaball>
ha, i just told my fangril to eat enough salt.
<SiFuh>
Salt is essential
<SiFuh>
People can suffer from hyponatremia if they don't get enough
<SiFuh>
When I use to drink Vodka every second Monday with my Hungarian friend. He'd get a hangover in the morning and drink a glass of salt water to stop it.
<SiFuh>
I don't have that problem because I drink water during the night when I sleep.
<SiFuh>
But he uses the salt to reintroduce water into his system at a much more rapid rate.
<SiFuh>
Man stuck in a sewer pipe, which is claimed to be beneath the parking lot of Pulkovo International Airport in #SaintPetersburg, #Russia. The man reportedly went into the sewer pipe to clean it but got stuck after moving inside for a few metres.
<lavaball>
somehow the thread now moved to a 911 was a hoax discussino.
<lavaball>
...
<lavaball>
really weird.
<SiFuh>
They were my favorite buildings. I was up there I think around 1996
<lavaball>
...
<lavaball>
you know. i was just happy that you explained the reverseness of the video just for you not to understand the context of the next thing right after.
<SiFuh>
Nah remiliascarlet can do two at the same time with ease. She just doesn't boil the eggs
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<lavaball>
you know, maybe i should stop asking about the bitches. friday i found one alone walking in the woods, and the reason why i didn't talk to here was, she had her earpods in.
<SiFuh>
Yeah, she probably couldn't hear you asking
<lavaball>
i didn't talk to her at all. i zoomed by her. though i held my hand out greeting her. you know, out of politeness.
<SiFuh>
Creepy
<lavaball>
but now i'm gonna tell you that i'm gonna approach any viable prospect from now on.
<lavaball>
see, i said it? now i have to do.
<lavaball>
creepy? what's creepy about it?
<SiFuh>
I think you should learn to be a people person
<lavaball>
nah, i really shouldn't.
<lavaball>
i make good progress the way i am. i should just give people more of a chance.
<lavaball>
i saw her phone and though, she's retarded anyway.
<SiFuh>
I don't see any progress
<lavaball>
you forget the muslim/jew half breed ex lesbian no toys only fingers 22 year old.
<SiFuh>
It's not a gift to break the ice. It is something learned.
<lavaball>
the way i broke her, and those are her words, well paraphrasing: i just lavaballed her.
<SiFuh>
You mean lavafingered her
<lavaball>
so the exact thing you criticze me for is what makes the bitches submit.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Isn't their something called shedding?
<SiFuh>
there*
<lavaball>
yes?
<lavaball>
i always asked about their vax status.
<SiFuh>
And the half breed was injected
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<lavaball>
even the hunch back who i just wanted for recording purposes.
<ppetrov^>
no idea what you are talking about there and i intend to keep it that way
<lavaball>
she got the vax.
<SiFuh>
That ain't a clot. I can't understand why they keep calling it that
<lavaball>
i wouldn't know. i just know that i don't want it.
<SiFuh>
Me too. Looks like tissue of sorts
<lavaball>
well, the only upsetting thing about this - well, except them probably still being contagious - that people i rely on got these shots as well.
<lavaball>
my rich friends, my prop master, now even the lady friend of my hairdresser lady.
<lavaball>
well, i gotta learn how to cut my own hair eventually.
<SiFuh>
I am lucky because most of my friends refused to take it. But her entire family took it. Her uncle got stage 4 cancer in 2 weeks. It is very aggressive and grew very fast. Her other uncle got a stroke a few months later and can no longer work. And her mother is constantly attending funerals.
<SiFuh>
Few of the wife's school friends are dead from heart attacks.
<SiFuh>
The young guy who exercises all the time has been told to stop because he had a heart attack and they are afraid he will get another
<lavaball>
oh, the brother of the girl whos kid i want to use got better thoguh. he had muscle pain during any kind of exercise liek activity. now he's actually working out.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I just use electric clippers and a belt. After I cut the hair, I wrap the belt around the back of my neck so that I can trim the back nice and neat.
<lavaball>
a belt?
<lavaball>
oh, to make it straight?
<SiFuh>
Yeah. Wrap it around your neck and face and adjust how low you want to trim
<SiFuh>
Yes, basically but it curves around the shape of your neck
<lavaball>
i mean i give you a lot of shit for the context stuff, but your do it yourself shit is really valuable input. thanks a bunch.
<SiFuh>
So you end up with a perfect cut each time.
<lavaball>
i just wish i could do my wolverine corners.
<lavaball>
i have to train the hairdressers for a while until they know what to do.
<lavaball>
but me myself doing them?
<SiFuh>
hahaha
<lavaball>
i don't see that happening.
<lavaball>
and why? because she couldn't keep it in her pants.
<SiFuh>
I have a smaller battery operated set of clippers for my beard. I use it for smaller work. Like trimming around ears and stuff
<lavaball>
she is as anti vax as it gets.
<lavaball>
but no, she had to get a vaxxi girlfriend.
<lavaball>
there go my free haircuts for life.
<lavaball>
once i'm old enough to grow a beard i'll look into that.
<lavaball>
anyway, i should cook.
<lavaball>
tonight is fortress, and i want to ride to the outter villages before that. and sleep at least one unit.
<stratofall>
The shots killed more then they saved. imo ... sorry to barge in. :) Peak Prosperity (Chris Martensen) has been reporting on the deaths and shots since the beggining. https://odysee.com/@Chris_Martenson:2
<stratofall>
I'm a pretty hard "conspiracy theorist" when it comes to the covid shot. (not vaccine)... Anyone that got the shot or shots will be dead by 2030. Thats the timeline the WEF put forth for the great depopulation that they want.
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<lavaball>
leave out the smilies, and we're good.
<lavaball>
anyway, do you have a test for me to see if the vaxxed are still contagious?
<stratofall>
As in, do the vaxxed shed spike protien from the shot?
<stratofall>
Or that the spike protien stays in the liver and the lymphnodes of the body?
<lavaball>
they shed spike and mrna. well, at least they did. i'm not sure if they still are. that's what i want a test for.
<lavaball>
i could have put my dick into the half breed i mentioned earlier if i had had a test.
<lavaball>
i already called laboraties around here, but they don't test for it.
<stratofall>
I'll see if I can find it. There was one research test I found a year or two ago. That stated they tested people for up to six months and the spike protien from the shots was still present. They stopped testing after 6months recognizing that the spike protien was not going to fully go away.
<lavaball>
fuck.
<lavaball>
like i want to and the situation is.
<lavaball>
well, makes finding bitches way less complicated.
<stratofall>
My mother in law has cancer in her armpits. Her lymphnodes....
<stratofall>
My wifes aunt has cancer now as well. My wifes cousin has an extremely rare form of bone cancer now.
<stratofall>
My wife and I never got the shots. And neither did our kids.
<stratofall>
My mom died of a heart attack two months after the shot. My dad is constantly sick and we have to help take care of him now with my brothers as we have time.
<lavaball>
yes yes, but that's all inside them.
<lavaball>
i only care if it can affect me.
<lavaball>
oh, and i don't believe in your timeline. the vaxx wasn't planned that way.
<lavaball>
not that the wef plot isn't there, but the vax they didn't plan for.
<lavaball>
i mean could be, but i don't buy it.
<stratofall>
It might not be. IE, hence why I declared conspiracy theory nut on it.
<stratofall>
The WEF has declared however that they only want 500,000 people on this planet.
<lavaball>
technically it's not a conspiracy theory either, since it's plausible enough.
<lavaball>
actually the cut isn't what they want is what they deem necessary.
<lavaball>
in fact they are being very nice about it if you do the math.
<lavaball>
oh, and they aren't wrong either by the way.
<lavaball>
anyway, if they wanted to make a harsh cut they just have to go via drinking water. or those famous chem trails.
<lavaball>
so the vax being the way to do it is way too complicated.
<lavaball>
same goes for the nano bots in there. why would they need that if everyone carries a surveillance device with them wehever they go.
<lavaball>
i still think it's the shape though. i remember schwarzenegger pulling out a sphere shaped trackign device out of his nose.
<lavaball>
so that's a no no.
<lavaball>
but flat rectangles are okay it seems.
<lavaball>
it always comes down to fat shaming.
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<stratofall>
Well, I'm sure there is a multipronged approach. But to get people to willingly inject themselves with something that has a good chance to kill them. Kind of a no brainer if the people think it's good for them
<stratofall>
It's tracking the timelime of the titers. And they are still present even after 6months from when the initial shot was injected.
<stratofall>
In conclusion, the present study findings demonstrated that SARS-CoV-2 spike protein antibody titers in patients undergoing HD in Japan were significantly lower than those in healthy controls 6 months after vaccination.
<lavaball>
that's not it,. just says they tested up to 6 months.
<stratofall>
right, no tests that I am aware of have ever gone past 6 months worth of testing.
<lavaball>
coudl be that it lasts 7, 12, 18 months. this needs to be tested continuously.
<stratofall>
I am going to assume... And you know what that does. As long as it is present in the body. You can shed it. Because if your body is trying to get rid of it. Via any method that it can, it will. Breathing, excreation etc.
<lavaball>
seems plausible.
<lavaball>
though i hold the believe that your body doesn't really know what's going on in the first place. there is no immune reaction to mrna.
<lavaball>
and the spike protein itself doesn't scare me.
<lavaball>
i get a wiff of it, my body shuts it down, just like that senator once claimed the females do with abortions.
<lavaball>
but the mrna shit, then i'm in the same boat at the vaxxed.
<lavaball>
and well, i don't wanna.
<stratofall>
right lol
<lavaball>
you remember the legitimate rape thing? nice. you from over there?
<stratofall>
I am US based. I think you are talking about the UK ?
<lavaball>
anyway, since mrna was found in breast milk, in can get anywhere else too. and then we arrive at the shedding issue i'm worried about.
<lavaball>
no, that was a us senator.
<lavaball>
republican.
<lavaball>
if it's a legitimate rape, the female body can shut it down, and then she doesn't become pregnant.
<lavaball>
“If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something: I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be of the rapist, and not attacking the child.”
<stratofall>
Well, he obviously doesn't know much.
<lavaball>
i wasn't citing him as a source, but as a joke reference.
<stratofall>
yes
<lavaball>
and most americans don't. i mean it's bad here, but you guys ... fuck me.
<lavaball>
some can't even read a round clock. you know, analogue.
<lavaball>
and we are talking college people here.
<lavaball>
insane.
<stratofall>
Yeah, it's bad here right now. Down is up, right is left etc.
<lavaball>
ohhh i haven't even gotten to that.
<stratofall>
lol
<lavaball>
i'm just talking basic ... actually, no you are right. men/woman.
<stratofall>
yep
<lavaball>
but we have that here too.
<lavaball>
in fact, we are the california outside of california.
<lavaball>
how many apology letters have your rape victims written to their rapists?
<lavaball>
i think we are leading the world in that one.
<stratofall>
Lets save this for a later conversation though. My kids just got up and I need to get them breakfast. I'll be around usually really early mornings for me.
<lavaball>
wouldn't be productive anyway. just some random ranting.
<lavaball>
feel free to say hi though if you are there.
<stratofall>
Sure thing, nice chatting.
<lavaball>
gya.
<lavaball>
someone tell them to recompile and package xfce4-panel.
<zorz>
SiFuh_: Bravo!
<lavaball>
SiFuh, doesn't seem to be here.
<lavaball>
okay, zorz, your turn:
<lavaball>
is aliens special edition also the directors cut?
<lavaball>
i asked about aliens special edition, you tell me how you watched the newest aliens movie. what does that have to do with anything?! that's as useless as telling me you have 11 toes.
<zorz>
guys a small flood, that the beauty of hashcat when SiFuh builds
<zorz>
farkuhar: How is the weather in Reykjavík? :P
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: what was the comment that inspired yesterday's 17:37 HAHAHA? My comparison between midfavila struggling over iputils and nftables syntax, and lavaball working with pf? Whatever I said, it must not have been that funny; you gave four HAs each to ppetrov^ (17:41) and remiliascarlet (17:43).
<SiFuh>
Oh, scroll up to where you mentioned my name before ppetrov^ had
<zorz>
farkuhar: today is another day:)
<zorz>
intel iwlwifi sucks! if i will ever buy laptop again I will check on this
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: 16:08 <farkuhar> i gotta say pipewire already has enough testers on Linux. I'm more interested in working out the bugs in a less-mainstream solution (the configuration that SiFuh compares with toilet paper in a Muslim country).
<zorz>
There is no toilet paper in Muslim countries
<SiFuh>
zorz: Yes there is your git
<SiFuh>
you*
<farkuhar>
I can see why ppetrov^s comment about the "psychiatric ward" would merit one more HA, then.
<zorz>
SiFuh: they do not use
<zorz>
hahahaha
<SiFuh>
Actually some do zorz, stop spreading your unilateralism
<zorz>
ok
<SiFuh>
I don't use toilet paper.
<zorz>
they have this water pipe things in toilets
<SiFuh>
I blast my ass with a hose and then dry it with a cloth
<zorz>
SiFuh: are you secret muslim ?
<SiFuh>
zorz: It isn't a muslim thing
<SiFuh>
It's how it was always done until the peanut butter spreaders started selling tissue paper for your arse.
<zorz>
SiFuh: relax, having fun... i really do not care about your ass.... maybe lavaball cares :)
<SiFuh>
Even in Australia, I used water. Toilet paper is disgusting.
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<zorz>
haha
<SiFuh>
In Kyrgyzstan and Khazakstan (both muslim countries) many use toilet paper
<SiFuh>
I had a three litre beer bottle full of water to use when I was there
<zorz>
anyway... i was trying yesterday to get pmkid with hcxdumptool... and it does not work in intel ax210.... thx got i remembered this old usb stick.
<zorz>
i used airmon-ng and hcxdumptool for the pmkid
<SiFuh>
airmon-ng is in aircrack
<zorz>
yes
<SiFuh>
I have everything in my repo for hacking and cracking Wi-Fi networks
<zorz>
i created a 50gb spare partitionm i tried backbox now parrot, and i will get the script with iptables for tor.
<SiFuh>
There is a Wi-Fi hacking distro. I think starts with the letter B
<SiFuh>
Let me check
<zorz>
wait to bookmark them to check them later.
<zorz>
ok
<SiFuh>
I used it a couple of times. Runs from USB stick. I use to bludge off other people's internet for years. Then when Wi-Fi came out, I use to do the same.
<zorz>
SiFuh: this usb has no brand. i bought it very cheap in 2014 something and actually is very helpfull. like installing openbsd. or now to use it with hcxdumptool
<SiFuh>
Good thing you ain't married then zorz. My wife is notorious for bending the USB sticks and damaging them.
<SiFuh>
Babylon 5 has way more depth and way more unexplained stuff than Star Trek
<SiFuh>
And yet the series is complete. Everything makes sense and fits together well.
<SiFuh>
Star Trek Deep Space 9 was basically stolen from Babylon 5
<lavaball>
the parasite, right?
<lavaball>
yeah, i can see that.
<SiFuh>
Everything, even the small stuff like changelings
<SiFuh>
The worm holes, station. All poached from Babylon 5 then re-written for Star Trek. There was a court case about it.
<lavaball>
didn't know.
<farkuhar>
ppetrov^, the core team is responsible for maintaining all of PkgUtils, including pkgmk.
<ppetrov^>
farkuhar, what I wanted to ask about pkgmk is in pkgmk.conf, I want to make this line like this: PKGMK_SOURCE_DIR="/var/work/sources/$name"
<ppetrov^>
i can create /var/work/sources/, sure, however is it possible if $name is not present to be created automatically
<ppetrov^>
in this way, i can save sources for each port in the respective subfolder
<farkuhar>
Take a look at the order in which pkgmk sources its data. First it reads the Pkgfile, then /etc/pkgmk.conf. By reading the Pkgfile first, it knows about the $name variable and can use that value when setting PKGMK_SOURCE_DIR.
<ppetrov^>
yes yes, it knows what to expect, however, if the folder is not present it has a problem
<ppetrov^>
i mean, i need to create /var/work/sources/$name in advance
<ppetrov^>
my question is, can pkgmk make the folder if not present
<farkuhar>
Sure, you just need to insert a mkdir command in the right place.
<ppetrov^>
mhm
<ppetrov^>
thanks
<zorz>
at the end everybody will be with GUIX
<farkuhar>
fuck you zorzy!
<zorz>
hahahahaha
<ppetrov^>
i see the effect this channel has had on farkuhar
<farkuhar>
it's not "this channel", it's just zorz.
<ppetrov^>
ahaaa
<zorz>
why man.... if you run emacs... make a config file... easy to make configs for guix
<ppetrov^>
i have no idea what guix is
<SiFuh>
zorz. Stop zorzing
<ppetrov^>
i see we have two zorzes
<ppetrov^>
and two SiFuhs
<ppetrov^>
you guys have multiple personalities?
<zorz>
anyway ... i do not change crux, with CFLAGS="-O3 -march=znver3 -pipe"
<zorz>
you can do whatever you like
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: The second SiFuh is on the nfs server. When I go jungle, I shut down most of my machines. But the nfs stays up
<farkuhar>
SiFuh's wife is notorious for bending USB sticks and damaging them. But he sends her on a mission to acquire hardware for testing my problem with sndio environment variables. Shows how much concern he has about the hardware employed on such a quixotic quest.
<zorz>
clear linux is compiled with O3, that is the reason is fast
<ppetrov^>
TIL "quixotic"
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Oh news on that front. Wife found a laptop. Asked if I can borrow it. He tried to sell it to my wife for 1000 MYR.
<SiFuh>
I told her "No! You don't buy a fucking old laptop for 1K of anyone ever!"
<SiFuh>
She says he won't let you borrow it. He said if you want to use it you must buy off of him.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: This is one of her managers. You know what is worse? The company paid for his replacement laptop and my wife was the final gate keeper in approving the purchase. Yet this cunt wants us to buy his ancient used pile of shit for 1K. A new laptop is around 2K here. He can get fucked.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Chinese don't sell Christianity or Islam, they sell Communism.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Huh?
<remiliascarlet>
With Chinese characteristics, of course.
<lavaball>
remi!
<lavaball>
there you are.
<ppetrov^>
"communism"
<lavaball>
where is my japanese?!
<lavaball>
i've been telling you for weeks, if not months already.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Where did that come from?
<lavaball>
ppetrov^, "communism"? You aren't not doing a "it's not proper commuism" are you?
<zorz>
ooooooooo remiliascarlet is hear... lavaball will loose his little brain that left
<zorz>
here
<zorz>
lavaball: remiliascarlet: is HERE!
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "Do you use salt at all?" I did at the beginning, but eventually I stopped using it, since salt gives me flareups.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Today at the Chinese restaurant surrounded by Chinese. I said "You know I asked no soy." "They said but we gave you soy." I said "I know, because all you Ching Chongs can't fucking listen" hahaha not one person stood up. I looked around "Said see? you all are pussies because you eat soy" The wife started laughing but her brother was angry.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: flareups?
<ppetrov^>
lavaball, fix your English
<farkuhar>
stenur's English isn't that great either.
<lavaball>
ppetrov^, fix your gayness.
<SiFuh>
stenur tries though
<ppetrov^>
lavaball, i said it because i really did not understand what you meant. Not as an insult
<SiFuh>
And to be honest. I really liked stenur. He was cool to hang out with in #crux
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: Just so you know, I never put pictures of myself online, so you won't find it.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: His English was probably the worst
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, first of all context. as usual i might request of you to use your lady brain.
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, secondly, i watched the anime. it was japanese. i didn't understand a thing! why you no give me japanese?
<farkuhar>
Does stenur even do IRC anymore? I know SiFuh invited him to this channel a few times, but he always turned us down.
<lavaball>
ppetrov^, you one of those communism is great people?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Yes, I talk to him on a regular basis
<ppetrov^>
lavaball, you ask if i sympathise with communism?
<lavaball>
yes?
<ppetrov^>
i come from an ex-communist country
<lavaball>
oh.
<lavaball>
got it.
<ppetrov^>
so no, not at all
<lavaball>
though then again, that doesn't have to mean anything anymore these days. we have people voting for green parties in east germany.
<ppetrov^>
and all thes emodern wannabe communist are just funny spoiled kids
<SiFuh>
Communism is the greatest form of control. But with much admiration it is the worst form of control.
<lavaball>
anyway, i'm glad we agree on that at least.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: True
<ppetrov^>
lavaball, you'd be surprised i'm not as black and white as you may think
<SiFuh>
Fuzzy logic
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "Where did that come from?" I was joking.
<lavaball>
ppetrov^, really? i imagine you being white with brown hair and brown eyes.
<lavaball>
so brown and white.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You ever read the horse shoe theory?
<ppetrov^>
lavaball, hilarious
<ppetrov^>
actually i have blond hair and blue eyes
<lavaball>
ppetrov^, i mean you've seen me, right? i'm a stallion.
<ppetrov^>
i'll let this pass
<lavaball>
hahaha.
<ppetrov^>
lavaball, you'd be amazed to learn that i am really not interested in you
<ppetrov^>
nor how you look
<lavaball>
they all say that. i even had my neighbor offer me her daugther. she was upset when i declined. didn't give up though.
<ppetrov^>
<creep alert>
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: I don't go to Chinese restaurants at all anymore. Everything they serve is ultra processed and/or full of soy.
<lavaball>
i don't want you either, but if you have blue eyed daughters, we could be buddies.
<lavaball>
ppetrov^, who is the creep in this stuation? my neighbor lady?
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<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: "why you no give me japanese?" Because fuck you.
<lavaball>
she's dead. cancer. long before the shot though.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I said yes before I realised where it was
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, i asked you nicedly, so often! give it to me now!
<remiliascarlet>
ppetrov^: "and all thes emodern wannabe communist are just funny spoiled kids" Yes, spoiled kids who refuse to make any income of their own.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: BREAKING NEWS. Wife comes in says "My parents are vomiting and have diarrhoea" I burst out laughing. I said "I told you that restaurant is shit!" She then says "Why do you laugh like that" I said simple "I am forcefully trying to get diarrhoea to get this Chinese shit out of my system and your parents are naturally doing it."
<lavaball>
why do you even eat out?
<lavaball>
i would never.
<remiliascarlet>
Take it easy nigger, I'm not done reading the diarhea of messages streaming by over the past few minutes!
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "You ever read the horse shoe theory?" No.
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: "any daughter i might breed with?" No.
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, not bad. needs more work though. but binding the diarrhea thing together was good. still, more polish is needed.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I don't mind but I prefer Indian places because they don't fuck around. They listen and can cook.
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, yours would be asian. you know i want normal eyed babies.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I actually took laxatives
<remiliascarlet>
Asian eyes are normal eyes, here in Asia.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: HAHAHA
<lavaball>
i was talking about ppetrov^'s. though he seems to have left. he probably is gonna pick out the prettiest ones for me so he can send them to germany.
<SiFuh>
Yeah, lavaball, shutup saucer eyes.
<lavaball>
then i want saucer eyed babies. i don't care what you call it.
<lavaball>
just not the asian variety.
<lavaball>
and i don't want brown eyes.
<SiFuh>
I am the opposite. I don't like green or blue eyes. Looks freaky
<lavaball>
REALLY?!
<lavaball>
i mean to each his own, but wow...
<lavaball>
i once had one blue and one greed eyed girlfriend at the same time.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "I prefer Indian places because they don't fuck around. They listen and can cook." True. Once I ordered chicken tandoori from an Indian restaurant, and explicitely wrote "please don't include lemons and vegetables, just the chicken", and they did.
<lavaball>
one was right the other left handed.
<SiFuh>
I have a friend who has one eye green and one eye blue
<lavaball>
and both super hot.
<lavaball>
and young.
<lavaball>
wow.
<lavaball>
unfortunately it didn't work out.
<lavaball>
still, good times.
<lavaball>
seriously, the blue eyed spoke for languages, the green eyed played piano like a motherfucker.
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: Brown eyes are more resistent against sun light at least. On the other hand, green and blue eyes have better night vision.
<lavaball>
four languages. my bad.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: ppetrov^: Tell you a true joke. That guy with the green and blue eye each is very deaf. He rides harleys and listens to ACDC. One day we were at the Taxi rank just cassual conversation waiting for customers. Suddenly the fire alarm for went off at the building accross the road. The Indian driver talking with us said the funniest thing "Hey Julian (Green and Blue eyed guy). Your phones ringing"
<lavaball>
meh.
<SiFuh>
The moment it was perfect.
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<SiFuh>
lavaball: Cameron said to Julian. I can beat you in a drag race anyday. Skyline vs Harley. Julian was like "Fuck off cunt, I'll leave you with dirt in your face" So they did a drag race. Cameron and his skyline with the sony playstation mods slaughtered the harley so Julian went out and bought a new one. 1600cc. Fucking hell man. Anyways 2 weeks later he still hasn't ridden it. Suddenly I realised,
<lavaball>
i think i'll skip my nap today.
<SiFuh>
he's fucking scared. Everyone was laughing. Finally we forced him out to try and he loved that thing.
<lavaball>
instead i'll try and go for another glass of peanut butter.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: You are suppose to do that with loo roll not a glass.
<lavaball>
you storied are as boring as your jokes.
<lavaball>
a loo roll?
<lavaball>
what's that?
<lavaball>
stories.
<SiFuh>
Aussie slang for dunny rags
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Speaking of Indians, I clicked on "Indian cuisine" to see what's near me, and there's one serving beef tongue curry.
<lavaball>
as if i knew what a dunny rag is.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Nice. Don't really like beef tongue myself. But at least I tried it. Not like morons who say "I don't eat dog because I don't like it!" "Why?" "It tastes bad" "So you have eaten it before?" "No" "Then shut the fuck up"
<SiFuh>
lavaball: toilet paper
<SiFuh>
Loo = toilet roll = roll of paper
<lavaball>
you eat peanut butter with toilet paper?!
<lavaball>
what?
<SiFuh>
No, if you scroll up zorz and I had a very productive conversation that was also quite educational about how toilet paper users smear shit like peanut butter over their cheeks and think they are clean. Whilst most of the planet washes their arse.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: It's even more interesting if you consider that Indians don't eat cows.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Wrong
<SiFuh>
That is unilateralism
<SiFuh>
India is a very diverse country
<SiFuh>
Has 8 national languages and thousands of religions.
<SiFuh>
Hindu's don't eat beef but everyone else who isn't a Hindu or buddhist eats beef
<SiFuh>
And some buddhists do eat beef
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I have many Indian friends. Some drink, so won't, some are Hindu, some buddhist, some islamic and so on. Some eat vegetarian, some eat everything, some don't eat beef, some love beef and some don't eat pig.
<SiFuh>
so/some
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<remiliascarlet>
I see.
<lavaball>
some indians eat cow poop.
<lavaball>
they shit in the streets.
<lavaball>
they are called pajeets.
<lavaball>
4chan posts often about them. let me know if you need any receipts.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: There was a cure for that fake covid as well
<lavaball>
wtf? apparently he saw a german eat spaggeti wrong. started an argument. wanted to come down. well, come down he did.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Not sure if he survived but he didn't tuck and roll. So his organs internally would have had massive trauma as well as his skeletal structure
<SiFuh>
Besides tuck and roll doesn't work well on flat ground.
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<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: More BREAKING NEWS. Her father and mother have been rushed off to hospital or the clinic.
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<SiFuh>
I don't usually eat what they eat. I tend to just order my own food for me. Same shop though. But they all share together and I rarely touch what they eat.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The Brother, the parents are vomiting and shitting. The wife wants to vomit as well. The cousins seem fine at the moment. Because they are vomiting so early since eating, it is a good chance that it isn't bacterial but poison.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: ^ safer to eat at home.
<lavaball>
you don't have to tell me.
<lavaball>
also aliens has not one dull moment.
<lavaball>
it really is the bomb.
<SiFuh>
Have you seen the latest yet?
<SiFuh>
Alien: Romulus
<lavaball>
how?
<lavaball>
do the math. you nkow i don't get among the contagious.
<SiFuh>
Cinema
<lavaball>
math! do it!
<SiFuh>
Cinemas are packed there?
<SiFuh>
Here I have been to the cinema and the most people I ever saw were 16.
<SiFuh>
I watched Grand Turismo with the wife in an empty theatre. ;-)
<SiFuh>
We just sat where the fuck we wanted. I pulled out the beer and we had a good time.
<lavaball>
problem is the theaters only show 1.0x.
<lavaball>
i don't go below 2.0x anymore.
<SiFuh>
When I watched Beetlejuice. There was 12 other people in the theatre
<SiFuh>
What does that mean?
<SiFuh>
Oh..
<lavaball>
speed.
<SiFuh>
You mean speed
<SiFuh>
Yeah, as a speed 2 watcher/listener I find it a bit slow too.
<SiFuh>
It's like slow motion
<farkuhar>
If you watched Aliens at speed 1.0x would it have dull moments again?
<lavaball>
the speed doesn't change the dull moments.
<lavaball>
so no.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Actually I do not agree. Beetlejuice was dull for the first hour. So it doesn't matter what speed it was set at, it is still dull. Hahaha
<lavaball>
so you agree with me actually.
<SiFuh>
But there are other movies with short dull scenes and being on speed 2, they dissappear in the blink of an eye.
<SiFuh>
So you never see them
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Slow down and wait. :-P
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
I think you should change your name to Hypoballs
<SiFuh>
You are like the most hyperactive person I know
<lavaball>
seriously, aliens is sooooo good.
<farkuhar>
Nah, lava translates to "wash", so I see his name and think of someone using a bidet to clean his nether regions.
<SiFuh>
I watch the news mostly at speed 2 because it is fucking boring and I can compact 9 hours into a short time frame. Sometimes, I get a bit insane and push it to speed 3
<lavaball>
no, you are just very slow, like the rest of real people.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Yes, it's the best movie collection ever made in my opinion.
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<SiFuh>
lavaball: Not sure about that
<lavaball>
not to mention it's also where jack napier became the joker.
<SiFuh>
That actually isn't his name
<lavaball>
proceed.
<SiFuh>
His name has never been revealed
<lavaball>
so you again have no idea what i'm talking about.
<SiFuh>
The joker's real name has never been revealed
<lavaball>
you can repeat yourself 100 times. doesn't cahnge that you have no idea what i'm talking about.
<SiFuh>
I was reading those comics before you were a little spermy in your daddy's ball sack.
<SiFuh>
I know what you are talking about.
<lavaball>
haha. then explain to me what i'm talking about.
<lavaball>
go!
<SiFuh>
It's not what was written. It's modern shit
<lavaball>
so what am i talking about?
<SiFuh>
The movie batman with the yellow spludge and awesome batman logo. Jack Nicholson as the Joker. The Batman was that dude who played beetlejuice.
<SiFuh>
I watched it a few weeks back.
<farkuhar>
zorz: as the resident expert in Greek, can you comment on SiFuh's conflation of the two prefixes Hypo- and Hyper-? If they don't mean the same thing, maybe SiFuh's suggested renaming of lavaball should be hyperball?
<lavaball>
okay, now let's see if you can hold two separate ideas at the same time.
<lavaball>
5:19:42 PM <lavaball> not to mention it's also where jack napier became the joker.
<lavaball>
what did i mean by that?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Hypo is slang for hyperactive
<lavaball>
because as usual you skipped the context entirely.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: why not just say Hyper? It's the same number of syllables.
<SiFuh>
Less letters
<farkuhar>
Ahh, I see you're concerned about typing, not speaking.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: You ain't special or intelligent,
<SiFuh>
No we speak like that too
<lavaball>
no dodging. answer the question.
<lavaball>
5:23:33 PM <lavaball> 5:19:42 PM <lavaball> not to mention it's also where jack napier became the joker.
<lavaball>
5:23:36 PM <lavaball> what did i mean by that?
<lavaball>
come on, it's time you accept your super powers and become context man!
<lavaball>
i believe in you!
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: In Australia they love to shove stupid vowels at the end of things or to shorten things. Let's go to the servo, to by some sangas for robbo.
<farkuhar>
I need to start hanging out with more Australians, so I can hear this speech pattern firsthand.
<SiFuh>
Rob = Robbo. Jack = Jacko, Service station = Servo. Sandwhiches - sanngas, barbeque = barbie....
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Don't worry, when I started living in Australia as an adult, even I was like WTF are you drivelling about?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I remember my friend was driving a taxi van (Maxi Taxi). Kid in the back yells "Hey cabbage, pump up the fat beats on the stezza". My friend turned and shouted "What the fuck cunt? This is Australia, speak fucking English cunt"
<zorz>
sorry being busy but Hyper is something like Up and Hypo is someting like down
<zorz>
Hypothermia... temperature down from normal lets say 0
<zorz>
Hyperthermia temperature is up from normal
<SiFuh>
zorz: Click the youtube link.
<zorz>
zorz runs hashcat now.... laptop busy
<zorz>
so farkuhar we will use SiFuh dies from hypothermia when SiFuh will join Putin in a frozen lake swim :P
<SiFuh>
zorz: I'd love to that. Not with Putin. But to jump into a frozen lake.
<SiFuh>
There is a guy in the US that designed a ladder lever system to pull cars out of frozen lakes. He dives down quite regulary and he is as a fit as a fiddle.
<SiFuh>
last time I looked him up he was in his late 70's and still running around like a spring chicken.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: so the kid in the back of the taxi was using "cabbage" as slang for taxicab driver? That's adding more than random vowels at the end.
<SiFuh>
When we go jungle it is like 40 Celsius but the water is like minus 4. Everyone creeps in. I just hurl myself in. My father said "Don't waste time. Just jump in, you will warm up faster"
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Yes cabbage is a common name for a cab driver.
<SiFuh>
Yeah but they think they are being cool by subtly insulting you.
<SiFuh>
If they say that to me I ask "What Cum Stopper?" (customer)
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Eating at home and sourcing your food from high quality places is always a better idea.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Yep, watched RED?
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: Heh, that reminds me of midfavila's neologism "Compooper"
<remiliascarlet>
You asking me if I saw a movie is like me asking you if you played a video game.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: My customers are typical assholes. They insult me, I insult back. Then we become friends. Respect earned.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I played some video games. I just think they are a waste of your life.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I don't mind games when there is like 2 or more people competing. Then that is fun
<SiFuh>
But I prefer them sitting at consoles around me. So we can smash the shit out of each other, slaughter each other, then hang out together.
<zorz>
SiFuh: is cabbagios
<SiFuh>
zorz: is a cohombro
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<SiFuh>
lavaball: I didn't read what you said. Because I don't play mind games with morons. Sorry but that is a rule I have had since I was young.
<SiFuh>
Actually I am not sorry. I just hate morons with mind games.
<lavaball>
copium.
<SiFuh>
Speak English
<SiFuh>
Copium isn't an actual word
<lavaball>
just admit that you didn't get it and that once again you ignored the context. you saw the word joker and your mind went from one single thread to the other, forgetting the one before.
<SiFuh>
I didn't read your shit
<SiFuh>
Why waste my time?
<SiFuh>
I'd say 60% of what you speak is bullshit. Like really childish moronic teenager crap
<lavaball>
haha.
<SiFuh>
Luckily you ain't zorz. He speaks on topic for Linux/Unix but 80% of his shit is crap.
<lavaball>
please sto embarrassing yourself.
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<SiFuh>
I don't know how this emotion.
<SiFuh>
+works.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I don't have the complete collection of emotions that most people have
<SiFuh>
Probably too many injections from when I was a kid
<lavaball>
yes yes. you tell yourself whatever makes you feel better.
<SiFuh>
I don't have fear, paranoia, humility or embarassment.
<SiFuh>
I can still be happy, and cry and feel sadness and joy though.
<SiFuh>
Shame because humility is mentioned in the bible as being important.
<SiFuh>
It's just switched off for me.
<SiFuh>
I have empathy
<SiFuh>
I feel sad that zorz wears tight jeans and thinks it is cool
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: And I still have Alpha but stand back and watch the other alphas fuck around until it risks mu life and my wife and friends life then I take over.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I wanted to see real fear and overdoesed on diphenhydramine to test it. Fucking hell. Ghosts and evil spirits everywhere. I heard weird noises outside. I was crawling on my hands an knees by force to see what it was. There was a toad hopping in the grass. Bloody scary. I am glad I don't have fear like that.
<ppetrov^>
evil spirits everywhere. I heard weird noises outside <- geez man, did you come to Bulgaria?
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Fear is an important emotion to have. It protects you but people who don't have a fully functioning Amygdala gland in their brain (not sure if it is a gland) often tend to lead themselves in seriously dangerous situations.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: HAHAHA
<ppetrov^>
ba-dum-tss
<SiFuh>
I will give you that ppetrov^
<ppetrov^>
yes, i have my moments
<SiFuh>
I have a friend like you ppetrov^. He is silent in everything but when he speaks, he makes the room light up with laughter.
<ppetrov^>
emm... you are having me confised with someone else
<ppetrov^>
when I speak I am usually grumpy and pissed
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: We got into a small fight and he threw me through the wall of a rental apartment. When they came to check on the house he lied and said "Wind blew the door open and shattered the wall"
<ppetrov^>
but i'm happy i left that impression
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
Well if it is any constellation to you. I do like you
<SiFuh>
You remind me a lot of him.
<ppetrov^>
constellation? consolation?
<ppetrov^>
someday we meet for a beer SiFuh
<SiFuh>
His mother asked me to live with him because it will break him out of his shell. Then we had a $1,400+ phone bill that he blamed on me. I paid it. But they never beleived because when I showed the receipt it was blank. Fadded over time.
<SiFuh>
Constellation
<ppetrov^>
Constellation is the thing with the stars, isn't it?
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Hmm I tried to google it. Must be an Aussie thing. Maybe you are correct
<SiFuh>
Yes
<ppetrov^>
geez, i correct the native speaker
<ppetrov^>
k, i need to go. latez
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
English is mostly a collection of We just plagiarized phrases
<SiFuh>
English is mostly a collection of plagiarized phrases
<SiFuh>
CONSTELLATION <-- ppetrov^
<SiFuh>
'If it is any constellation'
<SiFuh>
Simple English 'to travel'
<SiFuh>
So if it is anything to tracel by, I still like you.
<SiFuh>
travel by+ -still
<lavaball>
fotress. laters.
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<SiFuh>
Wow remiliascarlet is back. The creep leaves and she returns
<zorz>
so... if i manage to crack a few
<zorz>
no need for 30 euro a month
<SiFuh>
zorz: When I lived in Shanghai. I always stole Wi-Fi from everyone. Idiots almost always used numbers for passwords.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: it is true
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Took the dog for a walk outside. She was petrified. Finally managed to bribe her to the sister's home. When I said "Lets go back" She ran so fast home even I had trouble keeping up.
<SiFuh>
1 hour to the sister's home. 2 minutes back home. Hahaha
<SiFuh>
Seems her dafe zone and comfort zone is our home and even though she enjoys the new smells she just hates being away from our house.
<SiFuh>
dafe/safe
<zorz>
SiFuh: better like this
<SiFuh>
zorz: wait. Got to take her to give a gift to the Chinese temple. And.. smoke a cigar.
<zorz>
Enjoy man!
<SiFuh>
Back
<SiFuh>
I want to go back to a pipe
<SiFuh>
And grow my own tobacco zorz
<SiFuh>
I want to buy a new pipe zorz
<SiFuh>
I have a good one in Australia but no one knows I smoked it
<zorz>
SiFuh: no no no no new pipe... first you pay the bet heh
<SiFuh>
So can't ask mum to post it to me
<SiFuh>
I was a pipe puffer
<zorz>
neer did pipe in my life
<SiFuh>
When they installed cameras in Taxis they started busting everyone who smoked.
<SiFuh>
i never was busted because you can't puff a pipe and drive
<SiFuh>
I use to pull over, puff and then after a few minutes get back in the taxi and drive
<SiFuh>
Police wanted to bust me but they couldn't
<SiFuh>
They use stalk the taxi ranks. And look for me specifically
<SiFuh>
Nothing they can do. I was not inside the taxi and always 3 metres away.
<SiFuh>
We all thought cameras were to protect us. But in the end all the smokers were charged but the cameras were never used for fare evaders
<SiFuh>
I use to cover my camera. But then a new law was introduced saying blocking a camera is a criminal offence
<SiFuh>
I use to block my camera for KNOWN fare evaders because I could beat the shit out of them and there was no evidence.
<SiFuh>
After the new law came into force. I had to do it off camera. So beat them outside.
<SiFuh>
We have a camera front inside and driver's door.
<SiFuh>
The smart fare evaders would run from the driver's side of the car
<SiFuh>
My favorite move was when they climb a fence, I'd shoulder barge them in the base of the spine. They'd fly off the fence and I'd step in their wrist. Full body weight.
<SiFuh>
If no money, I'd take their wallet.
<SiFuh>
Then a new law was in place. You can't assault customers who don't pay. Then a new law even worse. If they have no money but try to pay, then they are innocent. Even if they know they had no money.
<SiFuh>
Then in 2016 there was a new law. If you insult them they can sue you within 7 years (The beginning of woke shit)
<zorz>
west word manufactures pussys
<SiFuh>
zorz: Then I asked "What if they insult me" "no you can't do anything, that is their right"
<SiFuh>
Yes
<zorz>
as i spelled it
<zorz>
what do you expect, LGTV governs west world
<SiFuh>
I use send fare evaders to hospital. Now, hands are tied. You can only watch them run. Call police, do a police report then the police catch them send them to court and the court gets money but you get nothing.
<zorz>
sometimes i watch again the ROADHOUSE No1 with Patrick Sweyze to remind me how life used to be
<SiFuh>
I ended up changing to jungle driving. Doing deals. Really good deals. 100 dollar fare, 60 bucks.
<SiFuh>
Then they always called me.
<zorz>
fuck it man... dont think about it
<SiFuh>
zorz: Good movie. Road house 2 was okay. But I liked number 1 the best
<SiFuh>
I think about everything every time every day. :-P
<zorz>
2 days ago i downloaded the impulse..... read some comments that is like this
<SiFuh>
It's how my brain works. Can't turn that off
<zorz>
you used to drive mercedes those years and it was a mercedes... nowdays mercedes is rubish
<SiFuh>
zorz: I can figure out a movie within 5 minutes. This movie was 4 scenes from the end before I figured it out. Very good
<SiFuh>
I drove toyotas
<SiFuh>
And a Ssanyong. Hahaha
<SiFuh>
I hated the Ssanyong. Piece of shit
<zorz>
They say first Ssanyong are good
<zorz>
but in greece no spare parts
<SiFuh>
Nah they sucked
<SiFuh>
Water pump always failed
<zorz>
you know in usa i drove eclipse
<zorz>
mitsu
<SiFuh>
In USA I dorve a ford econovan
<SiFuh>
That pile of shit was awesome
<zorz>
heh
<SiFuh>
LA to Phoenix
<zorz>
Israel today killed 40
<zorz>
nobody speaks
<SiFuh>
Because UN and the West are Isreali stooges
<SiFuh>
This is why I don't trust Trump
<zorz>
faggots
<SiFuh>
He is a maverick but he is an israeli stooge as well
<zorz>
Trump.... owns money to the banks
<zorz>
banks owned from joojoo
<SiFuh>
I think he is going to be an anti-christ
<zorz>
if kids of Trump, hung out with kids of Soros... Anti-Christ will be born
<SiFuh>
The chatter is that an AI will become the anti-christ.
<SiFuh>
The bible says Jesus will come after again. And everyone will be fooled by the anti-christ
<SiFuh>
But everyone seems to think Jesus is going to be human again. It doesn't say that in the bible
<zorz>
SiFuh: had to go.... need to try something... later man
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<farkuhar>
In the YouTube video "How to Speak Australian", their example of inserting extra vowels to pronounce AC/DC reminded me of how SiFuh pronounced "dlcusa" when we met in July. Normally I see "dlcusa" and my internal voice says the six individual letters; I don't treat the nick like an acronym.
<farkuhar>
Anyway, I just bought a USB headset that is recognized by sndio as a full-duplex device, so I have the option of using the CRUX MUSL laptop for videoconferencing. Previously the broken drivers for the internal mic meant that I could not use the browser for simultaneous playback and recording. Buying a new gadget seemed easier than spending CPU cycles building pulseaudio/pipewire and then firefox.
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<farkuhar>
The creep is back. Let's see if remiliascarlet leaves.