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<lavaball>
im cooking, bitches!
<SiFuh_>
Who cares, faggot!
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<lavaball>
still angry?
<lavaball>
well, i'm proud of you for remembering for that long.
<SiFuh_>
Heh, good for you faggotballs
<lavaball>
for me?
<lavaball>
okay ...
<SiFuh_>
I am plagiarising a common phrase "good for you"
<lavaball>
no wonder you don't like seinfeld.
<SiFuh_>
He isn't even funny
<SiFuh_>
He is a dumb overrated Joo Joo
<SiFuh_>
Rhod Gilbert and George Carlin are way funnier that that milksop
<lavaball>
and i understand why you find the guy you gave me a clip of funny.
<lavaball>
it's just more your level of intelligence.
<lavaball>
if you have a hard time understanding my simple rhetoric figures, you are better suited for the blue collar humor.
<lavaball>
not that there is anything wrong with it. to each his own.
<SiFuh_>
Seinfeld is so unfunny they had to publicise him everyone to trick you all into thinking he is.
<SiFuh_>
And you fell for it.
<lavaball>
i really didn't. i only saw it years later.
<SiFuh_>
Fucking Aiman wants us all to join him on the trip to Bang Si. All the mechanics said "No!" and then he asked me and I said "A COLD HARD NO!" Hahaha
<SiFuh_>
We aren't rich like him. We all have massive repairs to do because of his poorly arrange trip.
<SiFuh_>
Fucking young guys.
<lavaball>
agreed. i prefer them young bitches instead as well.
<SiFuh_>
Stay away from my wife's dog
<lavaball>
stay away from the stove.
<SiFuh_>
Why? I can actually cook
<lavaball>
dementia patience are known for leaving the stove on. don't want you to burn down your house.
<SiFuh_>
Everyone I ever lived with have done that.
<SiFuh_>
I was told when I was young "Never leave a fire unattended" so if you use the stove or the oven, you stay nearby and watch it
<SiFuh_>
I am constantly quoting a line from 'Gone in 60 Seconds' to my wife "Kitchens on fire"
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<SiFuh_>
Fuck you zorzy
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<zorz>
bonjour SiFuh_
<SiFuh_>
remiliascarlet: Oh no, I just raw Albumen!
<SiFuh_>
Ate*
<SiFuh_>
I washed an egg, cracked it open, into a bowl. Dumped my cooked meat and duck fat I cooked the meat in on top of it and ate it.
<SiFuh_>
Albumen is primarily composed of water and contains around 40 different proteins. It has two layers; the outer albumen and the interior albumen.
<SiFuh_>
Heh, the car wash guys missed a huge spot. Mr K says take it back to the shop and get them to clean it again. I said "Nah, I will just take the mud and put it in a bag and give it to them"
<lavaball>
how did you come to that conclusion? not that i'm expecting any intellectual input here, but maybe i can get you to understand why my line was funny and yours wasn't.
<SiFuh_>
Because you laugh at your own jokes which is a sign of stupidity
<SiFuh_>
Probably too much Seinfeld
<lavaball>
see, mine was funny because i listed similarities that brought me to the conclusion that this might be you.
<lavaball>
and it wasn't even mean, if you like at the little guy, he definitely doesn't shit his pants fighting the machine.
<lavaball>
but again, you are too dumb to put the pieces together.
<lavaball>
and yeah, just like seinfeld.
<SiFuh_>
You are the one that watches a cohort of stupid Jews that pretend be funny by talking shit and assaulting people over their appearances.
<SiFuh_>
Insulting*
<SiFuh_>
On the bright side Jerry is pissed off that he can't make jokes like that again
<SiFuh___>
I make it look too easy when I am pissed off
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<zorz>
SiFuh__: you look upset
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<SiFuh>
zorz: I was. I was pissed off with hand saws, and chainsaws and hatchets and machettes. In the end, I was just smashing shit and throwing it off cliffs
<SiFuh>
I ended up with the nickname Rambo
<zorz>
again John.... It was Mclain.... now its Rambo
<zorz>
HAHA
<SiFuh>
Yeah
<SiFuh>
zorz: Rambo in the Jungle, John McLain coming home. Indiana Jones going to sleep.
<zorz>
SiFuh: let me ask you did you ever install ROCm for amdgpu. I try to use hashcat and needs ROCm
<SiFuh>
Don't become equally as retarded as Golliwog faggotballs.
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<lavaball>
oh, you have to mention me properly or i don't see it.
<SiFuh>
Ok properly
<lavaball>
that doesn't even make sense in the way you meant it to.
<lavaball>
like both cases.
<SiFuh>
Sure it does properly
<lavaball>
remember you didn't even know what anchors are. you thought it were tables.
<lavaball>
and the properly joke you are trying to pull works with call me properly, not mention me properly.
<lavaball>
call me and mention me are two different things.
<SiFuh>
Semms you have a problem with English
<SiFuh>
Maybe a few classes can fix that for you
<lavaball>
yeah, semms that way.
<SiFuh>
Considering your lack of grammar and punctuation and tenses, may as well stop zorzing me
<lavaball>
funnily enough, if i did that, you would tell me that "zorzing" isn't a word.
<SiFuh>
I am a native English speaker
<lavaball>
hahaha
<lavaball>
you could have fooled me.
<SiFuh>
Means I have the authority to invent new words
<SiFuh>
zorzing is a new word
<SiFuh>
Get over it
<lavaball>
okay. i see you are adding delusions to your dementia.
<SiFuh>
Oh shit. I just plagiarised a common phrase.
<SiFuh>
My bad.
<SiFuh>
Actually you should look up the real meaning of plagiarism
<SiFuh>
Because clearly you do not know
<lavaball>
you should get checked out for dementia.
<SiFuh>
Why bother?
<lavaball>
because clearly you don't understand context ... at alll.
<SiFuh>
Clearly you don't understand at all
<SiFuh>
You live in a scientific bubble of magical words that define symptoms. Can make any name you want and *boom* it becomes a thing.
<SiFuh>
I give you an example. You are a diabetic because of sugar... Err no. You are a fucking gluten and you are fucking lazy.
<SiFuh>
Oh you have cancer... Err no I don't. I have a destroyed immune system so my body can't fight off rapid celluar overgrowth.
<SiFuh>
All these fancy words you pull out of your anus doesn't make you intelligent. It just makes you a copy of the state.
<lavaball>
a gluten?
<lavaball>
what?
<lavaball>
dementia isn't a fancy word.
<lavaball>
okay, that depends on your point of view.
<SiFuh>
Glutton*
<lavaball>
hahahaha
<lavaball>
HAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Your point of view is towards the science world, hence you spouting and spewing this shit non-stop
<SiFuh>
You don't know shit about shit. Just want you read
<SiFuh>
Ever done any real deep diving research and come up with your own conclusions?
<lavaball>
"what you read" i'm guessing.
<lavaball>
you seem very angry. maybe you should calm down before you type.
<SiFuh>
Yeah what*
<SiFuh>
I am fucking happy because I am alive
<SiFuh>
If bet you'd cry like a bitch. Worse than my wife if you went on the last trip with me.
<SiFuh>
If? I'd
<lavaball>
"if bet". ... you are killing me here
<SiFuh>
I corrected it, keep up dude
<lavaball>
and yeah, my eyes probably would tear up, because of your stink.
<SiFuh>
I hope I kill you. This channel will be so much more relaxed and calm and happy without your arrogance
<SiFuh>
How would you fucking know that dude?
<lavaball>
you hope you kill me?
<lavaball>
with yoru stink? or what do you mean?
<SiFuh>
Oh I dream to feed you to a tiger
<lavaball>
yeah, you've mentioned that.
<SiFuh>
So you can smell me from Joimanie?
<lavaball>
yes, drax. i can smell you from here.
<SiFuh>
Haha
<SiFuh>
Idiot
<lavaball>
boring.
<SiFuh>
My smell is boring?
<lavaball>
your insults are.
<SiFuh>
I have not insulted you yet
<SiFuh>
Well except for idiot
<lavaball>
then whatever you did so far is boring.
<SiFuh>
Then go away.
<SiFuh>
I got more boring content to spam you with
<lavaball>
haha, i have no where else to go!
<SiFuh>
This latest trip the wife was actually quite good. She didn't make the usual harping and squealing sounds that she'd usually do when I end up driving on two wheels on the left or the right side
<SiFuh>
Bet you'd shit your pants
<SiFuh>
She's probably more awesome and tougher than you.
<SiFuh>
See you quote psychiatric shit while you are face planted on the ground looking down a 1,700 metre drop.
<SiFuh>
My wife said "Oh" that was the calmest noise from her mouth to-date
<SiFuh>
Usually she screams and I tell her "Please, shut up! I am concentrating"
<lavaball>
she must be. she can stand using windows.
<SiFuh>
For work on her work laptop
<SiFuh>
I learned to swear fucking with windows
<lavaball>
doesn't change what i said.
<SiFuh>
Does
<SiFuh>
Windows is shit
<lavaball>
and she can stand using it.
<lavaball>
just what i sai.
<lavaball>
d
<SiFuh>
It is nothing like sitting in truck with your left tyre hanging off a 600 metre cliff face while your husband has to ignore the Malays and make decisions to save himself and his wife and truck.
<lavaball>
in a truck, i'm guessing.
<SiFuh>
She asks "Are you stressed, because you look different?" I reply "No, I am concerned"
<SiFuh>
When I am concerned she and everyone must shut the fuck up. I make my choices.
<lavaball>
though yeah, i wouldn't do that, because i know how stochastic works.
<SiFuh>
First trips she was screaming like a banshee
<SiFuh>
But she is getting better
<lavaball>
but if you are proud of these things, by all means, enjoy.
<SiFuh>
stochastic. Hahahaha you pulling shit out of your anus again?
<lavaball>
it's math. isn't zorz greek?
<SiFuh>
It has nothing to do with statistics. It requires understainding weight distribution, gravity, pully operations and the strength of your equipment.
<SiFuh>
zorz: is Greek yes, doesn't mean a jar head knows mathematics.
<SiFuh>
And Greek mathematics is very wrong
<lavaball>
chances are if i am in a situation as you described something could happen to me, if i'm not, then that chance is a lot smaller.
<SiFuh>
They should have used a base 60 system
<SiFuh>
But they chose 10. WTF?
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I'd open the door and push you out and shout "I need to lose weight"
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Joking
<lavaball>
you would be right about that. i've seen you.
<SiFuh>
I wouldn't throw you out, no matter how much of a cunt you are.
<SiFuh>
I'd do everything to save your life before mine.
<lavaball>
i knew you were gay for me.
<SiFuh>
No
<lavaball>
it was another one of those jokes.
<lavaball>
never mind.
<SiFuh>
Sacrificing your life for another is the greatest thing you can ever do.
<SiFuh>
Except in Hollywood movies
<SiFuh>
Life is sacred
<SiFuh>
If that crocodile came for farkuhar, I'd have Steve Erwin'ed it!
<lavaball>
i'm not even sure who that is.
<lavaball>
anyway, i'm not going on any tours with you.
<lavaball>
i'm not going into the jungle. i'm not going to asia.
<SiFuh>
Good
<SiFuh>
I think yo'd be sold to the Asli and they'd use you for food
<lavaball>
call for a good time (2012) is really good.
<lavaball>
like unbelievable good.
<lavaball>
maybe not for you.
<lavaball>
still, really good.
<SiFuh>
He use to be in emergency the same time I was. He was in the Caloundra shire. I was in the Maroochy Shire. He got kicked out.
<lavaball>
now, ait
<lavaball>
for a good time call ...
<SiFuh>
Nice guy
<lavaball>
that's it.
<SiFuh>
Seen it
<lavaball>
he has the gayest hair ever.
<SiFuh>
The two I suggested are Korean and slaughter that movie
<SiFuh>
lavaball: What year were you born?
<lavaball>
80s.
<SiFuh>
I watched American Pie in the cinema
<lavaball>
i watched alien in the cinema.
<SiFuh>
There is like 10 of them
<lavaball>
who is the boss now?
<lavaball>
the first one.
<SiFuh>
Alien was from the 70's
<lavaball>
yes.
<SiFuh>
How slow was Germany then?
<lavaball>
and i watched it in the cinema.
<lavaball>
hahahah
<SiFuh>
I watched Back to the future 1, 2, 3 in the drive in cinema
<SiFuh>
The good old days
<SiFuh>
Super as well the one he fights nuclear man or whatever it was.
<SiFuh>
Super/Superman
<lavaball>
4
<SiFuh>
Then they abolished drive in theatre. Which upset a lot of people
<lavaball>
why though?
<SiFuh>
Father would drive in, pickup the speakers. Find a place to park. Plug them in to the pole. Then put a picnic blanket on the road in front of the van. We'd all sit or lay down with pillows and blankets and watch a movie.
<SiFuh>
Not sure.
<SiFuh>
I miss the pre-70's
<SiFuh>
Everything went to shit by the late 80's and died in the late 2K's
<SiFuh>
How much fun is it to watch a movie on a blanket outside on a road at a massive screen with roller skating waitresses?
<SiFuh>
As a kid that was awesome.
<SiFuh>
And then they took it away from us
<SiFuh>
It is like they don't want people to be happy and have fun.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Have you ever been to a drive in theatre?
<SiFuh>
With sexy roller skating girls serving food?
<SiFuh>
My father said it was the way to go if you wanted to neck (Kiss your girlfriend)
<lavaball>
i wasn't alive during the flintstone era.
<SiFuh>
Drive-in theatres existed in the 80's
<lavaball>
...
<lavaball>
every joke gets mercilessly destroyed.
<SiFuh>
Then make a funny one
<SiFuh>
Instead of a retarded or lame one
<SiFuh>
All your jokes are pretty lame. Guess it is German humour
<SiFuh>
Worse than Russian jokes.
<lavaball>
it's just not drax compatible.
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<SiFuh>
Did I tell you my favorite Russian joke?
<lavaball>
not that i'm aware.
<SiFuh>
Russian man lands in NYC and bookes a hotel. Whilst in his room he sees a rat run by. He calls the reception downstairs in the lobby. "Hi, there is a .... there is a ...." He doesn't know how to say rat in English. So he asks "Do you know Tom and Jerry?" The receptionist says "Of course I do. Everyon does" well he replies "Jerry is here"
<SiFuh>
books*
<lavaball>
...
<lavaball>
that's no from me.
<SiFuh>
Trust me, Russian jokes are shit. That is the best i ever heard.
<SiFuh>
You should hear Kazakhstani jokes. They are horrible even more
<SiFuh>
See if I can remember another Russian joke
<SiFuh>
A russian man and his wife Ala, land in the US. He walks away from her. She shouts in Russian "Where are you going?" He shouts back "Ala, at bar" and all the police in the terminal jump on top of him.
<SiFuh>
He was speaking English by the way.
<lavaball>
yeah, no.
<SiFuh>
Funnier than your jokes
<lavaball>
depends on the audience.
<SiFuh>
Okay, Seinfeld
<lavaball>
his stand up isn't all that great, but the show was the bomb.
<SiFuh>
No
<SiFuh>
Only Kramer was the bomb
<SiFuh>
All the other Jews sucked shit
<lavaball>
i wish i could play video games.
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