<SiFuh___>
remiliascarlet: There are covidiots here. The strange part is they always Chinese. Not Malay and not Indian. Always Chinese
<SiFuh___>
Hmm I have a very long thing sticking out.
SiFuh___ is now known as SiFuh
<SiFuh>
Much better
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I met a left wing Democrat last night. He was talking up how great Biden was. I decimated him and then he got up and said "I need to piss. I will be back. This conversation is over" He left, he came back and never finished the conversation :-P
<SiFuh>
This conversation is over/This conversation isn't over*
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<SiFuh>
farkuhar: How bad is this? She made these meat balls the other day. Absolutely horrible. Anyway they were so bad, I gave one to my mealworms. Mealworms are scavengers and will eat everything. They didn't touch it. They didn't even want to be near it. I can take any meat and throw it in and they devour it but her meatballs were like so evil they wanted nothing to do with them. So I cut it in half so
<SiFuh>
they can eat the softer interior. Nope, no chance. They don't want it. 5 days later, it is the only thing left and they still refused to touch it.
<farkuhar>
Your wife cooked those meat balls? Maybe she shopped at the wrong butcher.
<SiFuh>
I am wondering if it is the oil. But yes she made them by hand and cooked them
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Australian minced beef, onions, garlic, English parsley and olive oil.
<farkuhar>
It reminds me of this scene from The Rookie, where some pals from the barber shop sprinkle human hair around the perimeter of a field where grass seed has been sown. Previously all the grass seed was getting snatched up by deer, but at the scent of human hair they dare not trespass onto the field, even for some otherwise appetizing seeds.
<SiFuh>
sewn*
<SiFuh>
Cool shit.
<SiFuh>
I wish it would work in Australia against Possums and Fruit Bats (Flying foxes)
<SiFuh>
Only time my parents ever got mangoes was when I'd sit outside at 4am the morning with the garden hose. ;-)
<farkuhar>
Garden hose has a longer range than that Crocodile Dundee knife. Try fighting off flying foxes with a knife, and you'll get a good workout but not much deterrence against the pests.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Strictly a no no
<SiFuh>
[ meningococcal ~ ]> <---------------
<farkuhar>
Oh, they're a protected species in Australia? Or is there some other prohibition against defending your mango tree with a knife?
<SiFuh>
No
<SiFuh>
meningococcal
<SiFuh>
You get bitten you will die pretty quickly
<SiFuh>
Hostname of my computer is the same name of the bacterial infection that the bats have in Australia
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Actually if the police saw me spraying the bats with water, I'd probably have a 40K fine, a court appearance and possibly gaol time for animal cruelty
<SiFuh>
In fact. I can tell you a story where a guy was walking out of a pub drunk. A possum was walking down the road. He pretended to kick it and didn't and received a fine, and a court appearance for animal cruelty.
<farkuhar>
I had a wipeout on my bicycle yesterday. I got into the middle of the lane to signal a turn across the oncoming traffic, and with one hand on the handlebars I could not keep the wheel straight when it found the medium-sized hole in the asphalt, slowing my forward momentum. I've traveled this stretch of road many times before, but that hole has been small enough to not always be in my path.
<farkuhar>
Thankfully there was plenty of time to drag the bicycle out of the lane before the next car came through. All I suffered was two scrapes of the skin (elbow and knee on the right side).
<SiFuh>
Hahaha, you just reminded me of the dude today in KL. 6 lanes and his is on the line between lane 3 and 4. I had to stamp the brakes to avoid him, while slotting in between the other cars during a lane change. I looked at my wife and said "It's too early in the morning to be driving like this. I've only had one beer"
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Battle scars? Or just butt rash?
<SiFuh>
I was talking about a bicycle rider by the way. In KL city during early morning rush hour.
<farkuhar>
I hear that when learning to ride a motorcycle, one of the first lessons is how to bring it down safely. Maybe I should take motorcycle lessons to improve my reactions, if the roads around here are allowed to remain in such disrepair.
<SiFuh>
Wife is like "Why is in he in the middle of 6 lanes?" I said "Illegal to ride on the footpath in Malaysia."
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Oh motorcycles are damned awesome but your pothole will probably not drop the bike.
<SiFuh>
When we do the test in Australia we are told to always keep your head upright and look forward into the distance. NOT down at the road where the hole is.
<farkuhar>
Well, a motorcycle might skid for other reasons. If I had the training to deal with those situations, the muscle memory might translate to bicycle riding.
<SiFuh>
In martial arts we are taught when standing on one leg. Always concentrate on the shoulders and not your feet. So same principal with Motorcycles.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Your muscle memory will be programmed to your throttle hand.
<SiFuh>
But sure, go get a fucking motorbike licence. No man should ever live life without riding one, atleast... once.
<farkuhar>
I seem to recall that the motorbike is stenur's preferred vehicle. Or maybe I'm mixing up two separate memories.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Also steering on a bicycle is actually different from a motorcycle because the fork angles are different to begin with (Motorocycles are more forward) and you don't steer a motorcycle. You lean to corner. Steering will put you in hospital
<SiFuh>
stenur is a bike rider. I am 99% sure he is a bicycle rider and not a motorbike rider
<SiFuh>
I will ask him
<SiFuh>
To be honest, I think I might be the only motorbike rider here. And emmett1 is a moped rider but I think he also has ridden motorbikes as well.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: She said Australian minced beef, 1/2 an onion, olive oil, bread rcumbs, one egg and English parsley
<SiFuh>
crumbs* so now I wonder what they don't like about it that they will not eat.
<SiFuh>
So I think I will try some onion and English parsely. And if they eat it, it must be the mince
<SiFuh>
Because everything else, I know they eat
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "minced beef" "olive oil" Baking beef in seed oil, no wonder it's horrible!
<remiliascarlet>
No idea what a parsely is.
<farkuhar>
It sounds like a double standard, to impose a court appearance for animal cruelty if you spray the bats with water, but impose no penalty on the bats if they pass along a bacterial infection.
<SiFuh>
Winamp, It really whips the Lama's arse
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: olive oil is not a seed oil
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Try parsley then
<remiliascarlet>
Real olive oil isn't seed oil, but the most "olive" oils sold are fake.
<remiliascarlet>
And these are made out of rape seeds.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I don't trust it anyway. I prefer butter or fat
<SiFuh>
Rape seeds ;-)
<SiFuh>
Those damned grapists just rape seed everyone
<farkuhar>
Holding humans to a higher standard of respect for other species, just because they have bigger brains? Really, the bats should learn respect for our species, and refrain from passing along their meningococcal bacteria.
<remiliascarlet>
Olive oil is about just as often faked as that very expensive Italian cheese brand.
<remiliascarlet>
farkuhar: You should take a visit to Japan then, more indoor barbeque and chicken on a skewer shops than you can possibly imagine!
<remiliascarlet>
And even in supermarkets there is always a massive choice in different meats, and they're usually cheaper than fruit and vegetables too.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: That reminds me of what I said yesterday to the woman when I was driving the car down the highway. "Why is there a sign warning us about cows crossing the highway and no sign warning the cows about use driving down the highway?"
<remiliascarlet>
And this whole "animal cruelty" NPC mob will guaranteed lose their minds if you show them pictures of that.
<SiFuh>
use/us*
<farkuhar>
remiliascarlet: So I guess Japan is more enlightened than Australia, and doesn't threaten court appearance for animal cruelty when someone defends their fruit trees from bats?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: AU, UK, CA and NZ.. even MY are under common law. The common law is based on the King James bible and court cases after. Common law and the King James bible can over-rule any court case as supreme. In the bible it says man has dominion over the earth and all life. So, animal cruelty could technically be erased from court.
<remiliascarlet>
I don't think so. So far, the whole demonization of meat has never taken place here yet, and with that, neither did the vegan movement.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: We have it here but it doesn't last long. Every time they try it gets stomped out
<remiliascarlet>
I saw a tiny vegan section at 1 AEON mall at one point in the meat section, but it was the only thing that was fully stocked, as everyone was buying anything but that.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: After the great flood with Noah's Ark. The bible states that all life is now for eating.
<SiFuh>
Animals, not humans.
<remiliascarlet>
I didn't see it there anymore when I went there again on a different day.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: We have Chinese restaurants with partitions. Behind the partitions are Muslims hiding the fact that they are not eating halal food ;-)
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: The funniest thing was on one day when a tourist from a Muslim country asked the cook "is this pork? is this pork? is this pork?" on each menu item. In a PORK CHOMP RESTAURANT!!
<SiFuh>
Hahaha I have seen that in real too
<SiFuh>
My friend will not even eat in Thailand at restaurants. Can be a Muslim restaurant and he still will not eat there because of his fear of this. So he always eats instant noodles. Those 2 minute Maggi Noodles. Like the unhealthiest thing on the planet
<SiFuh>
I make lots of stock as well. I smoke meat. I roast meat. I fire roast meat. The muslims who ask me to make for them always question me if this pot has cooked pig before and other stupid questions
<SiFuh>
I tell them "I don't like pig unless it is wild and I don't cook it here. I ask her mother to cook it"
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You can get wild pig meat there?
<remiliascarlet>
Yes, but requires you to have a hunter's license.
<SiFuh>
You can't get it from a shop?
<remiliascarlet>
In that case, I don't know.
<SiFuh>
Why do hunters need a licence?
<remiliascarlet>
But the vast majority of pork meat sold here are imported from Canada.
<SiFuh>
What the fuck. Isn't that mRNA and GMO shit?
<remiliascarlet>
Not sure.
<remiliascarlet>
And it doesn't make sense, considering the abundance of pigs living in Okinawa.
<SiFuh>
Didn't I send you a video of a Japanese using a rope technique to kill a wild pig?
<remiliascarlet>
No.
<SiFuh>
Well apparently the pigs are breeding and so are the forest cops checking your hunter's licence. I say hunt them both
<remiliascarlet>
And why hunter's license, no other way to get a gun which you're allowed to actually use.
<remiliascarlet>
The only other solution is to 3D print a gun, but no gun powder.
<lavaball>
like you being unable that i wasn't talking about iptables literally when i said that you need its structure to write proper pf rules?
<lavaball>
i thought you ate meat.
<SiFuh>
no idea what that has to do with anything either.
<lavaball>
i was just demonstrating how you are the one having trouble understanding things.
<lavaball>
and you saying you don't get it just underlines my point.
<lavaball>
so ... yeah ... i guess thanks for that.
<SiFuh>
Is that your vegetarian mentallity coming up with fancy new ideas?
<SiFuh>
I copied and pasted your words
<lavaball>
nothing new. i just compare your iq statement to your previous behavior.
<SiFuh>
[00 35 39] [lavaball> again, no idea what that has to do with anything either.
<SiFuh>
[00 38 33] [SiFuh> no idea what that has to do with anything either.
<SiFuh>
You might need a bit more Lima beans in your diet there
<SiFuh>
Actually I like Lima Beans. I should make a batch this week before I go jungle
<lavaball>
you can't just claim you explained it by saying you are too dumb to understand it.
<lavaball>
if you want to connect the two, please elaborate. what does a man fighting six dogs have to do with animal fighting for money being horrible and pussy bitch ass behavior?
<SiFuh>
Well I never said that. But if you need help. How can you explain things to people who a too dumb?
<lavaball>
i've done it quite a few times right here.
<lavaball>
like the iptables/pf thing.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I guess you have no wolves there in Bavaria?
<lavaball>
again, what does have to do with you letting animals fight for sport?
<SiFuh>
You ever considered that certain species exist for the fight?
<SiFuh>
Like some species exist to look stupid next to a rich person?
<lavaball>
that's bullshit.
<lavaball>
and we've been over this. they fight to survive or get the bitches.
<SiFuh>
Fine, let's have a horse but it can never run.
<lavaball>
you make them fight for your entertainment.
<SiFuh>
My friend has two ugly fucking dogs. You know because he is a Vegetarian Hindu, his dogs eat only vegetarian?
<lavaball>
that's not good.
<lavaball>
dogs are carnivores. just like cats.
<lavaball>
either way, has nothing to do with the animal fighting you did.
<SiFuh>
I save the scrap meat, fats, bones for his dogs. So whenever I come they get real food
<lavaball>
all this "what about-ism" as the young kids call it isn't impressing me at all.
<SiFuh>
Dogs are carnivores
<SiFuh>
And some dogs are bread specifically for fighting.
<lavaball>
has nothing to do with you letting them fight for your entertainment.
<lavaball>
i don't deny this. it's just wrong letting other living beings hurt themselves for your entertainment. especially since they were as you said bred for it. they have no choice. you are the monster.
<SiFuh>
I never saw any of my dogs fight
<SiFuh>
So implying that it was my entertainment is an assumption
<SiFuh>
I received no money either
<SiFuh>
I just trained them for my friends
<SiFuh>
So your assumptions are just yours.
<lavaball>
your story isn't very consistent.
<lavaball>
anyway, i have no mind for games. your copium shows me that you know i'm right. you just have trouble admitting that you were wrong.
<SiFuh>
Really? Go back through the history. I have never deviated off any courses
<SiFuh>
I speak English and I am growing tired of your shit words
<SiFuh>
Actually, remiliascarlet and beerman also do that to me. New words and acronyms. I am tired of opening 'urban' dictionaries to understand what the fuck you are all saying.
<SiFuh>
Never thought remiliascarlet and beerman would actually be in the same sentence :-P
<farkuhar>
darfo makes a good point about docker being useful for generating unpolluted footprints. But this sentence from ploum resonates more strongly with me: "I guarantee that 'containers' will be to our children what COBOL and J2EE are to us: incredibly huge pile of shits that someone needs to clean but that nobody understands."
<SiFuh>
lavaball: One of the things I always did was choose vegetarian over meat all the time. Trained to think it was healthy. Learned humans can't digest plant cellulose. So that made me begin to wonder. I have always had a very small frame and muscular structure. But the moment, I switched to meat only, I not only gained weight (Reverse of what they say and remiliascarlet) I gained more muscles and I am
<SiFuh>
getting larger.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I don't know how to use a docker and I think if I need to read a man page a few times and search online, and get examples online to attempt to understand it then it is of no value to me
<lavaball>
if it works for you. i don't mind.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Actually it was kind of a question
<lavaball>
what's your question?
<lavaball>
you know i'm huge. you know i live in veganistan.
<lavaball>
so i can't cofirm.
<lavaball>
n
<SiFuh>
I want to find some video in your favour
<lavaball>
i wouldn't eat meat, because i don't know anymore what's in it, now with mrna vaccines for animals in the talks.
<lavaball>
video?
<SiFuh>
Yeah, or at least the name of it
<lavaball>
why would i need anything in my favor?
<lavaball>
is this another copium thing where i'm supposed to blame something on anyone but me?
<lavaball>
i'm not one of the real people. my life is great.
<SiFuh>
Speak English
<lavaball>
i look like a warrior class. i'm fast. i'm strong. i have the 2 year old virgin half breeds lusting after me.
<lavaball>
what more could i ask for?
<SiFuh>
Strong bones?
<farkuhar>
"2 year old virgin" <- are those Earth years or Jupiter years?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Reminds me of that Biden Joke. "My girlfriend says I am a paedophile. That is a pretty big word for a 9 year old" -- Biden
<lavaball>
oh, that should have said 22. my abd.
<lavaball>
bad
<farkuhar>
so, approximately 1.855 Jupiter years, which can be rounded up to 2. No need to correct yourself, then. Just accuse the reader of misinterpreting what you wrote, if they jump to conclusions about paedophilia.
<farkuhar>
Why bring up Joe Biden at all? lavaball already established the precedent of insulting his interlocutors for their subpar reading comprehension. This would just be a continuation of that practice.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: That guy I decimated at the pub last night. The far left Liberal Demoncrap. He was trying to tell me that guns MUST be banned. On a humorous note, his name was Conan.
<SiFuh>
He tried using Australia as an example. "How many mass shootings are there in Australia since they banned guns" I said "More than 10 dead? None except one. The one they used to ban guns. Now the government can do what it wants and police can do what they want... Oh shit, even the crime went up because only the criminals kept their guns"
<farkuhar>
The name Conan triggers an association with the late-night comedy show host (O'Brien), for me at least. And that Conan is not known for being staunchly anti-left, from what I recall.
<SiFuh>
I was telling him the guns in the US are to protect the people from tyrannical authority.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Yes lavaball's guy.
<lavaball>
mine? i just corrected him. by that logic you'd be my guy as well.
<SiFuh>
Dude looks like he just did a line of coke then realized that conan was in town........ <-- HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
I remember both the first and second time I tried coke. Went to the petrol station. Filled up with fuel. Drove home and had a shit nights sleep.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: the Japanese wild boar trapper explains at 5:30 why killing the animal was delayed, in contrast to your preference "it should be done fast." The English subtitle says "I'll bring back alive to preserve the meat." But I don't speak or read Japanese to know if that's an accurate translation.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Yeah, I understand. My wife was very upset with the tape around the eyes. I said to her that when we catch crocodiles in Australia we also do similar. If they can't see they tend to be more calm.
<SiFuh>
For example, if a crocodile launches out of the water to grab a friend of mine, we would automatically jump onto the back of the crocodile and cover its eyes with our hands.
<SiFuh>
Well, not all of us. I got some fucking chicken shit friends too
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: But actually there was no gun involved in this video. So the stress on the boar has been intensified by being hooked and hung like a fish but from multiple positions. This meat will be full of adrenaline now. So it is like a drug if he ate it raw. Not sure what happens to adrenaline when you cook it.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: But it is a very good video. I would never do this style of hunting unless it was an emergency survival situation and even then I'd be feeling guilty
<SiFuh>
I'd prefer to take the pig out with a bowie. Kind of like how Roland took out the Musk Ox in Alone, with a pocket knife after it didn't fall from his arrows.
<farkuhar>
Cooked adrenaline wards off mealworms? It could explain what happened with your wife's meat balls. Or maybe it needs the combination of olive oil, parsley, and bread crumbs.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: To be honest, I have no idea why but I am guessing the minced meat is the issue
<farkuhar>
Well, get her to ask the butcher who sold her the minced meat, whether the animals were highly agitated before being slaughtered.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Can't. She bought it from a specialist that imports
<SiFuh>
And what has adrenaline got to do with my mealworms?
<SiFuh>
I have seen them tackle and devour live animals
<SiFuh>
Actually it reminds me of the sand worms in Dune. :-)
<farkuhar>
I was just speculating in response to this: "Not sure what happens to adrenaline when you cook it."
<SiFuh>
I have two species by the way. African (Smaller) and the South American (Huge) and they live together in harmony because I make sure they get food, water and variety
<SiFuh>
I had to make their container 2 times larger because the damned bugs fuck like rabbits now.
<SiFuh>
I actually said "They don't do what I want. Once they are all dead, we get no more" But I can't bring myself to let them die and now they are breeding like rats. Better still. They are heaps healthier than the first batch the seller sold me.
<SiFuh>
I ended up movin them into my room because they need attention and you don't want mould and shit forming
<SiFuh>
Interestingly, they have come to recognize me as the bringer of food.
<SiFuh>
I will need to eventually change their habitats and start separating the different stages
<SiFuh>
I can use them for fishing but you kind of grow fond of the little fuckers
<SiFuh>
On a side note. I use them to clean mango seeds. When I go jungle, I plant a couple of Mango seeds. I need them cleaned 100% to stop ants from coming.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Jazz.
<SiFuh>
So much music around the world not released to other countries
<SiFuh>
It is like Arlo Guthrie fucked Cournel Sanders and they were both sons of Saint Nicholas
<farkuhar>
So the U in URL is supposed to mean "universal". The link should open the same video, regardless of what IP you connect from. What does "so much music not released to other countries" have to do with anything?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: My US link is not released in the US?
<SiFuh>
Arlo Guthrie: The Pause of Mr Clause
<farkuhar>
I'm aware that a webserver might send different streams of HTML, depending on what value it sees for User-Agent. But to send you a different video, depending on which IP block you're connecting from, that's more nefarious.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: OKAY, I am not understanding
<SiFuh>
You sent me Fishin' Worms
<SiFuh>
I sent you The Pause of Mr Clause
<farkuhar>
Okay, so the U in URL seems to mean "universal", as promised. But why was your first response to Fishin' Worms "So much music around the world not released to other countries"? You made me think that YouTube was blocking your browser from playing the video.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Exactly I said and mean
<SiFuh>
I have friends in Australia that always request new Country Music from the US
<SiFuh>
It's never released here in AU definitely not in Malaysia
<SiFuh>
Your Fishing Worms song is kind of cool. Never heard it.
<SiFuh>
I think the last band I ever gave to anyone before I left Australia was Casey Daniel's Band from Texas. Fucking awesome!
<SiFuh>
The guy I gave it to gave me Jessta James from Montanna. Fucking awesome as well
<farkuhar>
Oh, so you were able to play the video. I misinterpreted your "not released to other countries" comment, then.
<SiFuh>
Yes, my meaning is exactly that. Your music is good but never heard anywhere outside of the US.
<SiFuh>
I even forwarded your URL to a few friends already
<SiFuh>
Bet he will never tell me Guns should be banned
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: I was asking, not assuming. And your answer still leaves the questions unresolved. Is it a common pastime in AU to breed mealworms?
<SiFuh>
3:05 will never happen to me. I will be dead before that ever happens
<farkuhar>
As in, common enough that you could make many friends by connecting to other people who share that interest.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: People who have vivarians and aquariums have them for their pets. And the answer is NO
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: The connection was music. Not meal/super worms
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I grew up with mealworms (Not superworms [South America]) because I use to have axolotl in an aquarium and also I use to keep lizards as pets in a vivarium
<SiFuh>
My US father aranged them for me and taught me how to grow them
<SiFuh>
When he learned that I was breeding them here for super fast composting he made a mistake and said that he use to have them too but when they would turn into beetles they would fly away. Well.... They can't fly and he forgot he taught me how to grow them.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Pro or anti gun?
<farkuhar>
A gun would have ended that wild boar's suffering a lot sooner. Instead it was strung up like a fish.
<SiFuh>
I'd have used a Bowie
<farkuhar>
I actually found a Bowie lying on the side of the road, while walking home the other night. You'd never see someone being that careless with a gun.
<SiFuh>
To be honest. I don't think that guy knows how to hunt and kill. I think he only knows how to trap and then he is petrified of recieving pain
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: You kept right!
<SiFuh>
You took it home?
<SiFuh>
You cleaned it up?
<farkuhar>
The Bowie I found was actually pretty dull. It needs a good sharpening before you can slice up someone's shirt like in that Crocodile Dundee scene.
<SiFuh>
So you didn't keep it?
<farkuhar>
So I found a home for it on the same shelf where I keep a set of decorative samurai swords (also pretty dull, not meant for any actual fighting).
<SiFuh>
My friend in Thailand had a Bowie. It was so old it was like rust in a bone.
<SiFuh>
One day, high on weed and beer and DXM. I thought to myself. This knife is shit. And I cleaned it up and fixed it and sharpened it.
<SiFuh>
The blade is now blue. My best friend's uncle loves it and still carries it with him. He cannot beleive how I transformed it.
<SiFuh>
Basically, I scrubbed the blade until all rust is gone. I kept the rust pits, but without rust in them. I then heated it over a fire until it was fucking glowing. I used water ONLY on the cutting edge. Then I soaked the knife in cooking oil.
<SiFuh>
Next day I sharpened the blade and it took like 4 hours.
<farkuhar>
That's a curious combination of drugs to be high on. I like how the commenters on the "German SuperFan of Conan O'Brien" video speculated about what drugs the SuperFan was on. As if he couldn't have generated the endorphins naturally (just by being excited about meeting Conan)?
<SiFuh>
The knife has never rusted since and the blade is still super shart. But now it is blue.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: First time I met lavaball I questioned if he was on medication. He said he was not.
<SiFuh>
If that it is true, then fucking hell, he is naturally like that.
<farkuhar>
Good thing he didn't take Conan's advice and get a Ritalin prescription.
<SiFuh>
Yeah, Ritalin sucks on pitt bulls
<SiFuh>
I always found lavaball to be a nervous warrior.
<SiFuh>
He has the balls of steel, just seems to be worried about how he acts in front of a camera.
<lavaball>
do i seem particularly nervous to you?
<SiFuh>
Hell yeah
<lavaball>
oh, that you mean.
<lavaball>
well, the internet doesn't forget and usual i went in cold.
<lavaball>
as
<SiFuh>
I think you did good, and I didn't like how they portrayed you. But yes, you seemed to be a scared
<SiFuh>
The drug comments are funny and they do match
<SiFuh>
But I think you were nervous as
<SiFuh>
a scared/nervous*
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I woke up this morning, sat on the window sill of the hotel and started to drink my breakfast beer. Looked out and watched police turning up. Thought nothing of it untill 1 hour later black cars turned up. Shouted to the wife. Check this shit out.......
<SiFuh>
She has never seen in real time when police protect the elites. Block the roads. Traffic lights mean nothing. The fuckers running around. Paperwork flying through the air. Today she got to see it.
<SiFuh>
Fucking cunts with money
<SiFuh>
The police man on the bike parked sideways in the middle of the road and put on the blue lights. Then walked away. Less than 30 minutes later the traffice is so banked up and then the black cars start to make their move.
<SiFuh>
Two black cars didn't finish the paper work in time. The convoy left already. When it was time for them to leave. They gave way to one car and then cut in front of the others. Almost an accident.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I'd like to learn how to make Thai red pork
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: your father is from Rhode Island, and claims that the mealworms he taught you to grow will eventually turn into beetles and fly away? Funny that Rhode Island is home to one of the co-authors of a paper reporting the merger of two independent species into a single organism (albeit not one that acquires the capability of flight): https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adk1075
<SiFuh>
Best fucking Clam Chowder I ever ate was there
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Let me try one
<SiFuh>
I had an operation in a hosptial in Thailand, and that very same hospital no only is one of the top hospitals in Thailand but also named after a princess. https://srinagarind.md.kku.ac.th/
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Sarcasm ^
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Your PDF... Nitrogen (N) is essential for life on Earth
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: You remember that climate change shit I kind of abused you about as being bullshit? This is a perfect example of how we are being lied to.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: thanks for sharing the Thai hospital url. I need to figure out why the non-Latin scripts show up fine in the body of the rendered web page, but not in the titlebar or the tabs of the browser.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: If you have friends with serious broken bones, you call me. I can arrange them to go to certain hospitals in Thailand to have bone and joint reconstructive surgery that is by far superior to anything you will find in the west and at a miniscule amount of the cost
<farkuhar>
actually it's more than just the titlebar and the tabs that have trouble with non-Latin scripts. There's a dialog box (perhaps asking if I accept the website's privacy policy?) where the non-Latin characters only appear as placeholder boxes.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Okay, I assume you are in Linux
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: yes
<SiFuh>
CRUX is pretty much UTF-8 if you configured it that way
<SiFuh>
All you need is font
<farkuhar>
So the font that I chose for my browser's tabs, dialog boxes, and window manager's titlebar, apparently doesn't have glyphs for Thai, but the font that I chose for rendering webpages does have them?
<SiFuh>
I always open a Thai and Russian and Chinese page.. If those three don't display then I know, I have a font issue. Then last and most scary is Myanmar font.
<SiFuh>
No
<SiFuh>
Just install the font
<SiFuh>
Your browser will detect and use that font.
<SiFuh>
You should not need to configure you browser at all
<SiFuh>
Just get a system font for that language.
<SiFuh>
Welcome to UTF8 and higher :-)
<SiFuh>
Not like the old ISO days where you had to manually configure through the browser :-P
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: On Linux well CRUX. I tend to put all my fonts in my home directory
<farkuhar>
prt-get search font ... so many choices! How do I know which ones provide Thai?
<SiFuh>
On OpenBSD, no need because it supports many languages so I do it system wide.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Hahaha that isn't many
<SiFuh>
And none are specifically thai
<SiFuh>
If I remember correctly I install all of the xorg-font-*
<SiFuh>
Then I stole pcf and ttf files from everywhere. And put in my home directory
<SiFuh>
font-ms-ttf <-- This is Microsoft. It should have Thai
<SiFuh>
Actually that is kind of a cool font to have. Sometimes CRUX amazes me
<SiFuh>
Android, Google NOTO, Ubuntu and Microsoft seem to have the best fonts. Funny how I hate all of them but their fonts are good
<farkuhar>
prt-get printf '%n:%i\n' | awk 'BEGIN{not_inst=0; inst=0;} /^xorg-font/ { if (/no$/) { not_inst+=1} else {inst+=1} } END {printf("%s xorg-fonts installed\n",inst); printf("%s xorg-fonts not installed\n",not_inst)}'
<farkuhar>
0 xorg-fonts installed
<farkuhar>
39 xorg-fonts not installed
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: If you have a weak stomach. Don't watch it but the reason I wanted the meal/super worms is for fast composting for my chilii trees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obErL56xdCU
<SiFuh>
And now they are like family, and the do nothing but eat like a grandmother with no teeth trying to chew a stone.
<SiFuh>
my friend breeds fish and he wants mealworms to feed them. I have often thought of just dumping my guys into his pond
<SiFuh>
But it has kind of become an institution to take care of 'em
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: My wife whilst drunk and red faced said "You don't take care of anyone, you are a bad husband" I let that slide because she was wasted. Next day I brought it up and said very rudely "You can't even take care of me, and I have over 200 lives I take care of and they are happy"
<ukky>
farkuhar: Try adding 'export LANG=en_US.UTF-8' to your ~/.bashrc to display non-Latin characters in titlebar.
<SiFuh>
ukky: Yes, but you still need the font.
<SiFuh>
[03 19 04] [SiFuh> CRUX is pretty much UTF-8 if you configured it that way
<SiFuh>
ukky: I tried AU and UK and US and I hate the regional differences
<SiFuh>
LC_CTYPE=en_AU.UTF-8
<SiFuh>
I am using this because only a retard will use 12 hour format
<ukky>
even if you install national font, Firefox (at least) just displays 'Mozilla Firefox' wihout LANG set.
<SiFuh>
ukky: Firefox uses what ever you set. But if you set nothing but 'basic' default, when foreign font appears it will match it to whatever you have.
<SiFuh>
ukky: It is actually the good days with font
<SiFuh>
I remember having to manually set TIS-620 then switch back to ISO-8859 just to from English to Thai back to English.
<SiFuh>
I actually taught a class on it back in 2002 with CRUX-TH
<ukky>
Until I set 'export LANG=en_US.UTF-8' Firefox never displayed non-English characters in titlebar, even after all possible fonts were installed
<SiFuh>
Yes but this should be a requisite
<ukky>
In those situations run 'xprop' on the window and check WM_NAME and _NET_WM_NAME properties.
<ukky>
The above properties will be different
<SiFuh>
ukky: From what I know and anyone can tell me I am wrong. The moment you set it to *UTF-8 > then you should be fine. As long as you have the font.
<SiFuh>
I don't use the LC_* variable in OpenBSD but I know I set them all manually in CRUX Linux
<SiFuh>
Right, now. June 14 is my wife and I anniversary
<ukky>
I have to explanation for how it all works together. It is big unknown to me. Console fonts, terminal fonts, X-fonts.
<SiFuh>
She never remembers
<SiFuh>
Console is completely separated
<SiFuh>
X-Fonts depend on the server
<SiFuh>
Terminal fonts depend on the X-server as well
<SiFuh>
GUI's depend on variables set
<SiFuh>
However some terminals are based off of the GUIs
<SiFuh>
ukky: Which reminds me. I wonder can I read Thai font in a console
<SiFuh>
The answer is............. No
<ukky>
My /etc has no settings for LC_*, and my ~/.bash* has only 'LANG' setting
<SiFuh>
I don't have a multi lingual Linux machine running now, but I think all my settins were in ~/.xsession
<ukky>
I guess you need to compile-in Thai console font into the kenel, though I really don't know
<SiFuh>
ukky: No
<SiFuh>
ukky: Actually, do they have UTF8 support in the kernel now?
<SiFuh>
Last time I compiled language into the kernel was like TIS-620 code page days ;-)
<ukky>
No idea whether kernel supports UTF
<SiFuh>
I mean codepages
<SiFuh>
Sorry
<SiFuh>
I will look next time I build the new kernel from CRUX 3.8
<SiFuh>
from? For*
<SiFuh>
Reminded me to ask jaeger to warn me before a release
<SiFuh>
I know that a few users including our good buddy ppetrov^ likes my modular kernel config in the CRUX ISO
<ukky>
Different users, different tastes
<SiFuh>
I write a fully AMD64 and X86 config that supports most hardware but has all modules.
<SiFuh>
Newbies join CRUX and don't know how to compile their own. They can use mine and have a fully functioning system
<ukky>
That kind of kernel would be the best for newcomers
<SiFuh>
Expert CRUX users also use it on NEW hardware. They can see what modules loaded after first install/boot and then rebuild their own custom kernel.
<SiFuh>
And it is the best for laptops. Since laptops are designed with many plug and play stuff
<SiFuh>
No fucking way would I make a CRUX server using that kernel though but a Laptop! Cool, no worries
<ukky>
What's wrong with servers?
<SiFuh>
ukky: I remember the old days. Boot knoppix live and then do a lsmod. Shut down. Install CRUX and read the lsmod
<SiFuh>
Servers need to be strict
<ukky>
selinux/apparmor kind of strict? Or just precise kernel config?
<SiFuh>
ukky: Your wife is CIA. She has a battery charged dildo. What you don't know is that the dildo also has a small partition that contains malware. She goes to your office and asks if she can charger her electric wang via a USB port which happens to be your server.
<SiFuh>
selinux is the gayist bullshit ever
<SiFuh>
So for servers you don't want hardware to have access to your machine or your machine to have access to that hardware.
<SiFuh>
Now a laptop is used in many environments and many plug and play devices which servers are not accustomed too.
<ukky>
I guess you never buy systems with TXE or MEI
<SiFuh>
I guess you never used a laptop that required a dongle of sorts and you had to reconfigure, recompile and build a kernel for that device.
<SiFuh>
But you do understand what I am saying, yes?
<ukky>
yes
<SiFuh>
I get yours too and it is very valid. But laptops are portable and servers shouldn't be
<SiFuh>
As I said about, CRUX experts often build and use the kernel to see what loads since mine is very modular and not built into th kernel
<SiFuh>
It is heaps easier to do this then flasha USB twice with ParrotOS and then CRUX
<SiFuh>
ukky: All good. Actually I am glad you are here. I was expecting whilst I was away that emmett1 will be back because he said he would but he didn't
<SiFuh>
I plan to call him before Wednesday because I go jungle then
<SiFuh>
Interested in his xorg project and also, I am a fucking retard and don't know how to use his rootfs as an ISO haha
<farkuhar>
Sorry, I should use a less JS-heavy site next time.
<SiFuh>
Well
<SiFuh>
That isn't a Bowie
<SiFuh>
Blade is also too short for any value
<SiFuh>
Condition is fucking fantastic!
<SiFuh>
Good scored dude
<farkuhar>
Maybe I'll follow your example and give it a good sharpening. It could prove useful if I encounter any "gangerous" boar fangs.
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
I have a question though
<SiFuh>
The Wakasahi and the Katana are from where?
<farkuhar>
Inherited from my father, who had a habit of collecting such trinkets.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: That fucking knife you found is an amazing score. Maybe used in a crime like killing a woman or children, but the condition it is in is very good
<SiFuh>
Trinkets?
<SiFuh>
You call a Katana a trinket?
<SiFuh>
Katana were to soul of the weilder
<SiFuh>
wielder
<farkuhar>
The fabric underneath is something I wove on the loom. Whenever you guys bring up punch cards in jest, I think back to the Jacquard loom at the dawn of computing history.
<SiFuh>
Not the famous brand of shirts "Fruit of the Loom" ?
<farkuhar>
A real Katana wouldn't be a trinket, I agree. But these pieces were purely ornamental, not meant to be used in any fighting situation.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: When you have time, I want to see the Katana more closely. They look fake in your photo but I don't beleive they are
<SiFuh>
I think I know the guy who made them and he is Chinese. Dont worry, he is one of the best in the world.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: It is why I want a closer look
<SiFuh>
That knife you found on the side of the road is a pretty fucking for awesome score though
<farkuhar>
Okay, I'll take better pictures. Do I need an account with Amazon Web Services to share photos using urls like the ones you provide lately?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Do not remove sword from sheath.
<SiFuh>
Open slightly and show me a photo of the blade
<SiFuh>
Handle is most important though
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Ancient Japanese tradition. I sword should never be unsheathed and re-sheathed unless it draws blood.
<SiFuh>
I understand why. And yet I still follow their rules.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: It is the Japanese equivalent of
<SiFuh>
"Keep your finger off the triger unless you plan to shoot them"
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: I miss more than anything apart from my Katana, is my Motorcycle.
<SiFuh>
Been a bike rider for years
<SiFuh>
Trained in Thailand. Even when I upgraded my licence in Australia they were like "What the fuck dude? How????" and I'd reply "Think I am good? Wait until you see the Thais"
<dlcusa>
I raced 125cc GP back in the '70s. Calculated top speed was 125 MPH. Countersteering works even when the front end is sliding.
<SiFuh>
I always joked about Thai are not born naturally. They come out of their mothers vagina on a motorcycle.
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: 201 KM. I did 230 on a VFR 400 and that is only where the needle stopped. I was going heaps faster and I did a CIDR ignition mod on the NC 30 to stop piston cut outs. But 200 is still fucking awesome.
<dlcusa>
Ever drag a knee. Now they drag elbows.
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: When I returned to Australia there was no fucking way in hell I'd do that shit again. Imagine my mother..... If I came home dead
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: Knee yes whe cornering. Never an elbow.
<dlcusa>
"I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid." --Kenny Roberts
<SiFuh>
No metal plates thogh
<SiFuh>
though
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: You use to race?
<SiFuh>
Question. You think all men should ride once in their life?
<dlcusa>
Yes, for a couple years. Long enough to figure out I was not bad, but I'd never be the next Kenny Roberts.
<dlcusa>
Some people should not attempt to ride a motorcycle.
<SiFuh>
Yeah, women
<SiFuh>
I met a down syndrome guy once. It was his birthday. I said "No man should ever live life without riding a motorcycle once". His father laughed and said "Last year, he did. I was his passenger"
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: Respect. I have never raced motorcycles in my life. Even I wanted to become the next Mich Doohan.
<dlcusa>
Out in traffic, you'd better have the right reflexes at the right time. It also helps to remember you're invisible.
<SiFuh>
And many parts of my body are not normal because of Motorcycle accidents but I fight it and ignore it :-P. That is because I hate weak men and refuse to be
<dlcusa>
Worst I ever did were a couple sprained ankles. I used to strap the crutches to the bike for commuting.
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: I love a good black coffee in the morning. And my body hates it and I vomit it. Because I destroyed my throat and thyroid when a stupid fucking female stopped on the highway because hse missed her turn.
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: Hahaha my worst was the throat.
<dlcusa>
"Expect the unexpected."
<SiFuh>
I actually did a forward flip over the handle bars and landed on my feet near her drivers door. She pushed the door open and scream in Thai "That is expensive" when the door flipped open I saw the blood pouring out of my face and I said "So is my bleeding face"
<SiFuh>
My nose dented the boot/trunk of her car as I did the flip
<SiFuh>
My handbars smashed my throat
<SiFuh>
I tore my stomach and intestines from my body (internal). Just to walk I had to hold my organs in place to stop them bouncing like yo yo's
<dlcusa>
I go pushed into a handstand once after encountering a fairsize pothole commuting home in the dark. I had to push up and away from the bike without seeing what was in front of me.
<SiFuh>
I broke 5 ribs on my right side. Put them all back in place myself. Then was so happy I went to MSN my Thai brother and when I lifted my right arm the bottom rib slipped and stabbed into my muscles.
<dlcusa>
s/go/got/
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: Sounds like you and farkuhar should be two wheel friends :-P
<dlcusa>
Gotta leave the conversation again.
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: Hahaha
<SiFuh>
My story is only slimmed down
<SiFuh>
15 years later I still can't drink coffee safely without possibly vomiting
<SiFuh>
But the story is heaps worse
<SiFuh>
After my motorbike was fixed. I got back on it but my friend would ride. Not me. Too much blood clots mixed with stomach acid coming out of my rectum
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: That is the short version. It is heaps longer than your pot hole story
<lavaball>
she's alright! she's alright! that girl is alright with me! yeah!