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<remiliascarlet>
In ClosedAI's own example videos, I see the text being weird, the cars driving on the wrong side, the "Tokyo" environment not even ressembling Tokyo, so it's clear the devs have never been to Japan before. But don't worry, after a year we've had so many SJW's outraging and governments regulating it, the video quality will greately worsen by then.
<remiliascarlet>
Because ChatGeoParoDy can now generate deepfake videos.
<remiliascarlet>
And it's easy to spot the fake.
<lavaball>
rather tell me why you gave the rising sun award to klaus schwab.
<lavaball>
During the course of his wide-ranging career, Schwab has received numerous honours. He holds 17 honorary doctorates, and national medals of honour, including the Grand Cordon of the Order of the Rising Sun of Japan, the Grand Cross with Star of the National Order of Germany and the Knight of the Légion d’Honneur of France. He was also knighted by Queen Elizabeth II – Knight Commander of the Order of Saint Michael and Saint George (KCMG).
<remiliascarlet>
I'm not the one who gave it to him, goofball.
<SiFuh>
Donald Trump likes to play goof, he has many goofballs
<remiliascarlet>
He also likes to say China.
<SiFuh>
Chai Nya!
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, obviously. but since you are the only jap here, you represent the country.
<lavaball>
so why?! tell me now!
<remiliascarlet>
There's some American in Japan who started his Odysee channel saying how systemd is bad, then called out the scamdemic for what it is, then he suddenly became a National Socialist and hating Jews, later started hating niggers and "shit skins" as well, and now he sunk to the "flat earth" levels of stupidity.
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: Because I'm not the government.
<remiliascarlet>
And so are 125 million others.
<lavaball>
that's all the jap you have?
<SiFuh>
What's a 'shit skin'?
<remiliascarlet>
And just like western governments, Japanese government is run by completely out of touch elderly pensioners.
<lavaball>
only 125 million?
<lavaball>
the indians and the muslims usually.
<lavaball>
though the indians are usually called pajeets.
<lavaball>
or something like that.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: I'm guessing Indians, but no idea. He calls Chinese people "the niggers of Asia".
<SiFuh>
Asian Negroes are Indians yes
<SiFuh>
Towel heads are Muslims
<remiliascarlet>
I thought that only applies to women?
<SiFuh>
lavaball: We have panjeet and punjab as well as curry munchers
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: No many where too but it also can refer to Sihks from India as well.
<remiliascarlet>
Like in Tunak Tunak Tun?
<SiFuh>
My friend from Hungary calls Muslims from the Middle East 'Sand Niggers'
<SiFuh>
The power of the hand. Hahaha whenever a Malaysian cross in front of me with his hand up, I always laugh and say to the wife "Does he really think he can stop my truck with his hand?"
<lavaball>
now stop being q, and answer the question.
<lavaball>
ze guns? you have them?!
<SiFuh>
Mindless Self Indulgence Singer Jimmy Urine Sued for Sexual Assault of Minor
<lavaball>
15 year old i think.
<SiFuh>
“groomed and manipulated [her] into believing that his sexually assaultive behavior was not criminal and that by engaging in sexual activity with him Plaintiff was actually helping to protect younger girls from sexual assaults.”
<lavaball>
i see you found a new hero.
<SiFuh>
Not
<remiliascarlet>
Pokemon is huge over here, especially among women.
<remiliascarlet>
Although I can easily see Palworld taking over soon if not already.
<lavaball>
i heard people loved it.
<lavaball>
i could never play something like that.
<remiliascarlet>
Pokemon or Palworld?
<lavaball>
pl
<lavaball>
pal
<lavaball>
unless you referred to the playing.
<lavaball>
then both.
<remiliascarlet>
I actually played Palworld, I really like it. Finally an indie game that managed to challenge the status quo.
<lavaball>
it's not my kind of entertainment, though i'm highly addicted to grinding things out. i do that in my tf fork all the time when i'm engineer. i somehow just have to fill that dispenser up all the way.
<remiliascarlet>
Although it's in early access, so it's very buggy.
<lavaball>
oh, i'm not saying anything against it.
<lavaball>
i'm sure it's great.
<lavaball>
if it's not woke even better.
<remiliascarlet>
The only woke thing I've seen is that instead of "male and female" they use "body type 1 and body type 2" when you have to make your character at the beginning.
<remiliascarlet>
But other than that, none of that.
<lavaball>
already too much for me.
<remiliascarlet>
Policore has killed just about everything.
<lavaball>
poli?
<lavaball>
core?
<lavaball>
i'm not doing a q here, i really don't know.
<remiliascarlet>
Business Insider: "Why Ceremonial-Grade Matcha Is So Expensive" Me: "Because fuck you."
<lavaball>
oh.
<lavaball>
i'm old.
<lavaball>
you can't use these cool words with me.
<lavaball>
though i'm already glad that nobody here does the smiley faces.
<remiliascarlet>
Sounds more like an autism problem.
<lavaball>
but wouldn't someone with autism be great at recognizing these patterns?
<remiliascarlet>
:(){ :|:& };:
<lavaball>
that's not the fork bomb.
<remiliascarlet>
But it looks like a set of smiley faces.
<lavaball>
no, i think it might be it actually.
<remiliascarlet>
Because it is.
<lavaball>
why do you have it ready?
<SiFuh>
Hahaha, the kids want to paint the wall as wll. I have never seen a horrible job in my life.
<lavaball>
is that how you overwork yourselfs in japan these days?
<remiliascarlet>
"overwork yourselfs in japan these days?" When is "these days" for you? 1950?
<remiliascarlet>
It's like saying "Linux has no graphical desktop" in 2024.
<remiliascarlet>
Or "Elvis Presley is still alive".
<SiFuh>
Elvis' music was awful
<lavaball>
you don't do the overworking no more? i heard you guys sleep in the streets because of total exhaustion.
<SiFuh>
Wasn't that like in the 80's?
<lavaball>
i don't think so. i heard it recently.
<lavaball>
in the 80s i heard that they slept in the office itself.
<SiFuh>
We do that here still
<remiliascarlet>
Nobody does that here anymore, except for those 3 and a half people who still work at a black company.
<remiliascarlet>
Which itself doesn't even take in Japanese or western employees. Not even Chinese or Koreans.
<remiliascarlet>
They typically only employ South East Asians.
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<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Did you see the Tucker Putin Interview? And if so, did you get the joke that Putin made when Tucker asked Putin who blew up the Nord-Stream ppipeline and Putin said "You did it"
<ppetrov^>
i did not have much time last couple of weeks
<ppetrov^>
and sure i have heard of the theory it was USA, CIA or whoever from the "Bad West" who did it
<ppetrov^>
now i listen to all kinds of theories about Navalny
<SiFuh>
I just wanted to know if you got putin's joke
<ppetrov^>
i have not seen the interview
<SiFuh>
Hehehe Trump applied for loans, provided collateral for those loans, the banks agreed to accept the collateral, as collateral for the loans, gave him the loans, he paid back the loans.
<SiFuh>
Now he is being fined 350 million dollars because the so called 'authorities' say he over priced his collateral
<SiFuh>
The agreement was made between Trump and the banks. How the fuck can there be a case about it when the two parties agreed and the deal is done and dusted?
<SiFuh>
"Here is a gold ring. It is worth 10 bucks. Can I borrow 20 from you?" "Sure, no worries." Then I borrow and pay back the 20 bucks and now the courts say I am guilty because the ring is work 5 bucks. WTF?
<SiFuh>
You have the male squids that woo the female into mating. But then suddenly from the depths of the ocean, another male shoots up, impregnates her then swims off. Leaving the poor male squid who did all the work with nothing
<remiliascarlet>
I have a male, I have a female. UHH!! Children!
<SiFuh>
I have a male, I have a female. Uhh! Tranny child
<SiFuh>
I was watching "Farmer wants a wife" today. The nieces came into my room to play Colin McRae rally then asked why I was watching a video of me with many women
<SiFuh>
I drank from glass when I was working and I drank from plastic bottle at home
<SiFuh>
My room mate from Kazakhstan said plastic sucks because the beer goes flat. I told him to open my refrigerator and look inside. They are upside down. So they don't go flat.
<SiFuh>
He learned many new skills from me that he has brought back to Kazakhstan
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<remiliascarlet>
That woman was a bit inconsistent. First she suggests that humans are part of the animal kingdom, and then she says that we can't rely on animal data because humans are not animals.
<SiFuh>
zorz_: is here. Everyone be quiet so he doesn't know we are awake
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Humans and the evolution of humans makes no logical sense
<SiFuh>
We are not some glorious product of evolution from animals.
<zorz_>
SiFuh: :P
<remiliascarlet>
It's past midnight for both of us, only zorz_ still lives in yesterday.
<remiliascarlet>
And farkuhar, but he's not active right now.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: is active he is just preoccupied in the real CRUX world
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Here, Humans did not evolve. They were created. How? Who knows. Probably aliens and GMO.
<remiliascarlet>
Yes, our parents have created us.
<SiFuh>
Evolution is suppose to create something better that adapts yet the human foot is the shitties design in nature
<SiFuh>
Oh and babies that can't fend for themselves
<SiFuh>
Oh and man having hairy chests while monkeys have hairy backs
<SiFuh>
Oh way, we can talk and monkeys have no hardware to be able to communicate via voice.
<remiliascarlet>
Complexity is perhaps what devolves us. The reason why people used to evolve is because life was much simpler.
<SiFuh>
List is huge. We are an anomoly
<SiFuh>
We should not exist. But we magically sprouted out of nowhere
<remiliascarlet>
You can actually see this with the Egyptians and Romans too. Both extremely advanced societies, and then they went extinct.
<SiFuh>
You know I go jungle and sit in the freezing fucking rain shivering and I look and see a wet monkey staring at me and I curse the human body for such a shit design.
<SiFuh>
If we evolved from monkeys then why the fuck did we go backwards in evolution? They are faster, stronger, more agile. They can handle snow and rain all forms of insects.
<SiFuh>
Yet we can't survive and if you put Mike Tyson in a ring with a small Chimpazee and say "Fight to the death". Bye bye Mike
<SiFuh>
They say "Our brains evolved" fuck off... We didn't
<SiFuh>
We just became more barbaric in twisted ways and lied, decieved to make it right.
<SiFuh>
Oh shit, I want his money. Fuck... that is stealing. How about we give it a new name. Let us call it TAX. Yeah cool idea. Now we are not stealing
<remiliascarlet>
The small chimpazee would probably be more like "why the fuck was I put in this stupid ring?".
<SiFuh>
You know the coolest thing I learned in bush survival was that if you see a monkey or gorilla eating a banana, then you know you are near human civilisation
<SiFuh>
Monkeys and gorillas don't eat bananas. They usually eat the tree. They only eat the fruit when they have seen a human eat it.
<SiFuh>
Also did you know that Ostriches don't stick their heads in the sand when theya re afraid?
<remiliascarlet>
Didn't even know monkeys were supposed to do that in the first place.
<SiFuh>
In Kyrgystan I was told monkeys can't survive in the snow. That makes humans better. I gave a death stare to my students and said "Japanese Snow Monkeys"
<SiFuh>
All phones were raised and google was getting insane clicks.
<SiFuh>
Fucking idiots
<remiliascarlet>
If monkeys can't survive in the snow, then how do they exist today?
<SiFuh>
Japan is actually really the only country where monkeys choose to live in the snow
<SiFuh>
And they learned how to take hot baths. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Legendary
<remiliascarlet>
I'm very aware of them, but never saw them in real life. Because I just hate going to snowy areas.
<SiFuh>
My favorite is the Spider Monkeys
<SiFuh>
They are freaking awesome man
<SiFuh>
They can walk towards you and brush up against the side of the cage and still walk towards you without missing a step along the side of the cage off the ground!
<remiliascarlet>
I do remember when I went up a mountain in Kyoto into one of their many ancient temples, I heard monkeys somewhere in the mountains.
<SiFuh>
Like a skateboarder on a half pipe
<SiFuh>
We got monkey heres
<SiFuh>
S is in the wrong spot
<remiliascarlet>
And apparently I was the only one who heard them, because everyone I was with asked me what the hell I'm looking at.
<SiFuh>
A few months back I went jungle and needed to pee. I flopped out the old fellow, heard the monkeys, packed it back in and ran to the truck.
<SiFuh>
You don't fuck with monkeys
<SiFuh>
I go jungle on 1st of March. I will try to get some shots of the monkeys and gibbons
<SiFuh>
My wife finds it funny. I care not spiders, or snakes or crocodiles or tigers. But Monkeys, I always tread carefully around them
<SiFuh>
I told her they are way more dangerous because they are a team!
<SiFuh>
A Team! HAHAH
<remiliascarlet>
I got to say, SourceForge is basically the abandonware section of the internet.
<SiFuh>
Never understood why movies tortue people by burning their skin.
<SiFuh>
torture
<SiFuh>
Physically burning the skin has almost zero pain. In fact the pain is incredibly short it is useless
<SiFuh>
Better you boil them
<SiFuh>
Pain lasts longer and doesn't damage the nerve endings
<SiFuh>
Got a friend who was burned across the torso in a helicopter crash. He said the paint is fast and hit him like a cricket bat then it stopped and he was still on fire but was no longer burning. He said I could never understand it. Then I show him my burns and he changed his mind and said, yeah, you know what you are talking about too
<SiFuh>
paint/pain
<SiFuh>
Once you burn the nerve endings the pain stops.
<SiFuh>
There are many parts of my body that have zero feeling because of burns
<remiliascarlet>
Anyone familiar with Experts Exchange? Did you know that if they didn't have that extra hyphen in their domain name, you could accidentally read it as "Expert Sex Change"?
<SiFuh>
Well I'll be damned
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You are one twisted individual