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<SiFuh>
Haha during the court case in New York where they were trying to sue Trump for fraud, the bank itself came in and said 'No, we [The Bank] agreed on that price, and it was between Trump and us [The Bank]. Not only did he pay back the loan, he made us more money and we want to more business with him'
<SiFuh>
So the court basically says, 'No Trump is a tyrant and he committed fraud and the only way we can stop his tyranny is to become tyrants ourselves'
<SiFuh>
Full on book of Jasher going on with the legal systems around the world now
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Woman has taken 4 days to paint one wall and it is bloody horrible.
<SiFuh>
She is now at work so I took liberty of painting her room
<remiliascarlet>
I never had to paint my walls before.
<SiFuh>
I haven't touched her wall yet. But I have painted two other walls and started doing the cutting around the other walls. I will do the wall she screwed up today.
<remiliascarlet>
But if she paints her walls red, make sure to check the source of the paint.
<remiliascarlet>
Same for men when it comes to white paint.
<remiliascarlet>
Or both for brown paint.
<SiFuh>
When the painters asked her what paint she chose non-glossy orchard white.
<SiFuh>
paint, she*
<SiFuh>
Non-glossy orchard white paint looks good as long as no one lives in the house. This is because it gets scuffed so easy.
<SiFuh>
I can walk over to her wall with a stainless steel spoon and write Asshole and there will be a big grey word 'Asshole' written accross the wall.
<SiFuh>
Malaysia has a serious Gecko problem. They shit everywhere. If you have non-glossy orchard white. Their shit will stain the wall. You can't wash it off or wash off scuff marks
<remiliascarlet>
Put up gecko traps then.
<remiliascarlet>
Or change to Blink (no, don't).
<remiliascarlet>
Or Goanna if you want to suffer.
<SiFuh>
I like Geckoes. My most favorite animal on the planet. I ain't killing them
<SiFuh>
Goannas are awesome. I have caught a few in my day
<remiliascarlet>
Then put up gecko traps not to kill them, but to catch them and keep them as pets.
<SiFuh>
Geckoes live for about 5 to 10 years. If you keep them as pets they last about 2
<remiliascarlet>
Interesting, because it's the opposite for cats.
<SiFuh>
I hate when people put sticky tape on the walls and it tears several layers of skin off the Gecko
<remiliascarlet>
Cats can live 20 years if you keep them as pets, but stray ones can't even hold up 10 years.
<SiFuh>
Hold on
<SiFuh>
I tell you how old my friends cat was
<remiliascarlet>
18, I think you already old me once.
<SiFuh>
Yeah I just saw the email it was 19
<SiFuh>
My cat loving friend from Japan wants to know how old Mia lived for?
<SiFuh>
My first alien lived until she was 19 😻😻
<SiFuh>
It was a runt and was almost dead when she took it in
<SiFuh>
The mother cat neglected it. Would even pick it up and carry it far away to die.
<remiliascarlet>
First time I see you using emoji.
<SiFuh>
Not me
<SiFuh>
I copied and pasted her reply in my email
<SiFuh>
Anyway, I am changing to glossy paint which is a little more difficult ot paint with. But the best part is if a gecko shits or you scuff it. You just wash it off
<remiliascarlet>
A friend of mine made up a new nickname for OpenBSD: OppaiBSD.
<remiliascarlet>
I guess you already know what Oppai (おっぱい) means.
<remiliascarlet>
But the reason for that is because "Oppai" and "Open" sound very similar to her.
<remiliascarlet>
And yes, she doesn't speak English.
<SiFuh>
Oppo!
<SiFuh>
I heard Russians, Kyrgyz, Azerbaijan, Khazak, Uzbek saying Oppo and Oppa when excited about something
<SiFuh>
Do you laugh when you hear there is a dog named a Shitsu, when it sounds like Chitsu?
<remiliascarlet>
She often makes social media posts containing only the word "マンコ" (pussy), "おちんちん" (your peepee), "ちんぽ" (penis), and so on whenever she's bored.
<remiliascarlet>
"Do you laugh when you hear there is a dog named a Shitsu, when it sounds like Chitsu?" Doesn't sound like that to me, but maybe it will to someone from Osaka.
<remiliascarlet>
Somebody else I used to know (a Brit) named her cat "pussy".
<SiFuh>
I was watching a movie in Shanghai with my Chinese roommate. It was a Steven Chow movie. In this movie he sees a news reporter with huge boobs and of course he is excited over them. When I was reading the subtitles they were calling her boobs 'High mimi'. Several days later, I was walking through the park and my roommate was with me. There was a lady playing with her Silky Terrorist dog. She was
<SiFuh>
calling it over "Mimi, mimi" and I looked at her and then her dog and I waved to the dog and said "Hi! Mimi!" and it took a few seconds for my roommate to figure out what just happened and he burst out laughing.
<SiFuh>
Pussy = cat
<remiliascarlet>
Or vagina.
<SiFuh>
My friend in Thailand named his cat Meow. Meow = cat in English. So literally called his cat cat.
<SiFuh>
Pussy cat came long before pussy the vagina
<remiliascarlet>
And "pussy" can also mean "somebody who's afraid of everything".
<remiliascarlet>
"What, you're afraid of spiders? You're such a pussy!"
<SiFuh>
When I use to point out boobs in China I'd call them "Kopek" which is Malay for boobs. But often we'd say "Mantao buns"
<SiFuh>
Can't beleive you are trying to teach me English
<remiliascarlet>
Or you can call boobs "cupcakes".
<remiliascarlet>
Speaking of which, I started learning Russian a bit more, actually surprised by how it's not even that difficult.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Really? Try this then Рентгеноэлектрокардиографический
<SiFuh>
Or Достопримечательность
<SiFuh>
Здоровье
<SiFuh>
All done. See how it dries. If it dries like crap, I will roller it
<DesRoin>
remiliascarlet: I failed learning russian in school ^^'
<SiFuh>
The first Russian I learned was something like Нет то. Go into a shop and look for beer and if there is none, go outside and tell all the Kyrgyz Нет то
<DesRoin>
"shto gram" is the most important thing to know
<remiliascarlet>
My first Russian word (and slavic word in general) was "курва".
<SiFuh>
GF's father was not allowed to drink beer. So we'd walk slowly behind them when shopping. Then quickly jump into Magazines (Convenience stores) that we were passing. Down a beer and then reappear behind the
<SiFuh>
them*
<SiFuh>
Kurva?
<SiFuh>
Oh Bitch
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: How are you learning? Duolingo? Rosetta Stone?
<DesRoin>
Kurva/Kurwa is Polish/Czech though xD
<DesRoin>
And I suppose some other languages around there too
<SiFuh>
Croatia
<remiliascarlet>
It's in all slavic languages from my understanding.
<SiFuh>
What was it. Pi jiu (Chinese) Piva (Russian) Pivo (Croatian) Beer (English)
<remiliascarlet>
And having played Dota 2 also taught me "сука" and "блят".
<remiliascarlet>
In Japanese: ビール
<SiFuh>
I thought you said Brat but I see you typed Blyat
<SiFuh>
Font is too small in IRC
<remiliascarlet>
Fix your terminal then.
<SiFuh>
Good Movie that. Brat
<remiliascarlet>
I don't think you'll find a Russian saying "brat" as a swear word.
<DesRoin>
I mean Russian once reached a point where the "poetic" language was completely devoid of both vocabulary and even grammar used by the common people
<DesRoin>
SiFuh: hehe nice :D
<SiFuh>
I grew up in a family with a vocabulary higher than 3K but heck no, no way would I be anywhere near 54K
<DesRoin>
Me neither, however I don't have any issues reading Goethe or Schiller it just sounds a bit "swollen"
<SiFuh>
Agreed
<DesRoin>
Matter of fact the German translation of Shakespeare is ok too, big Macbeth fan
<SiFuh>
I did Macbeth in school
<SiFuh>
I chose the part where I can't remove the blood from my hands
<DesRoin>
hehe
<DesRoin>
It wasn't a required reading in school for us, but since we still had some old version of it in the archives and I helped cleaning it up I took one with me and read it on my own time
<SiFuh>
I had never seen such panic strickened pupils of the school in front of me
<DesRoin>
xD
<SiFuh>
I actually hate reading. I don't consider it entertaining.
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<DesRoin>
We had the "Nibelungen Sage" and our teacher asked us who our favorite character was and I was like: Hagen von Tronje... I mean he killed Sigfried you know how difficult it is to throw a spear like that?
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Japanese has so many unused kanji characters, nobody knows how many.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Or how to pronounce them
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Chinese is the same.
<remiliascarlet>
How to read them rather, because kanji (and hanzi and hanja) is not phonetic.
<SiFuh>
DesRoin: HAHAHA sounds as bad as mine. I had to write why I admire a certain person. Being a jungle guy and anti-tech. I wrote one about the Una-Bomber. The school was very annoyed
<DesRoin>
I can imagine xD
<SiFuh>
I actually found it when I was about to move back to Asia.
<SiFuh>
It was horrible writing. Even I was offended by the simplicity of my language then
<SiFuh>
I didn't throw it. Still packed away somewhere
<DesRoin>
Simplicity has a finesse of its own
<SiFuh>
Yeah but not this simple
<remiliascarlet>
"Being a jungle guy and anti-tech." Any person from any country other than the US: "I'm both a jungle guy and pro-tech." Your average American: "DOES NOT COMPUTE..."
<SiFuh>
Like going to a job interview and saying "Yo, gis me a job bro!"
<SiFuh>
I don't disagree with his message but he is a Demoncrap
<DesRoin>
He didn't know Cenk was still around
<SiFuh>
Wife just reminded me of a funny story from the past. There is a driver named Julian. Loves AC/DC music and Harley Davidsons. Hearing is so bad. So always have to shout loudly at him if you want a conversation. One day we are standing at the Taxi rank and there is a building across the road. The fire alarm in the building went off. It was very loud. One of the Taxi drivers from Northern Indian shouted
<SiFuh>
to Julian "JULIAN! YOUR PHONES RINGING!"
<DesRoin>
lol
<SiFuh>
I asked her for a piece of wood and she asked Siti if she can find the wood for me. Siti said that she will not look for the wood unless she has the measurements direct from me because every time I give the woman the measurements, she passes the measurements on to Siti, and the measurements end up being wrong.
<SiFuh>
There is a game called Chinese whispers, I guess that it is because Chinese suck shit and relaying messages.
<SiFuh>
My wife is Chinese
<DesRoin>
I see :O
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: She brought me eggplant instead of meat. But I can't say anything because eggplant is awesome
<SiFuh>
Went to the paint shop and she wanted a particular green. I said that it will look horrible. She then asked what I'd choose. I chose and she said that she will choose hers instead. Okay, I can always paint over it.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "Bitch, I ordered a ribeye steak!" "I'm sure I thought you told me you wanted a bag of carrots..."
<SiFuh>
I don't carrots, but I do eat them
<SiFuh>
I actually don't eat Cucumber, Corn, Chicken and blood of any kind.
<remiliascarlet>
I like blood.
<SiFuh>
So I painted around the power points with her new fancy green. She didn't even notice even though she was in the room for maybe 15 minutes.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Eating or drinking blood is fucking dangerous.
<remiliascarlet>
It's usually cooked blood that comes out of the meat while grilling it.
<SiFuh>
When I pointed the paint out to her she shouts "EWWWWWW" and I laugh. I said "Looks like someone with the flu blew snot all over your walls!
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: That isn't generally blood though. But I understand what you are talking about. Kind of like Marrow from bones.
<SiFuh>
I drain and wash my meat of all blood. Then when I cook it there is a pasty maybe a kind of brown colour thing that is a bit tasty on the bottom of the pan.
<remiliascarlet>
I can say the same about red, white, and brown. Red looks like a woman being pregnant, white looks like a man having had a productive day down there, and brown looks like somebody had diarhea.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: HAHAHA, red is the best though if you want lots of sex
<remiliascarlet>
I don't wash meat before cooking. Becuase I don't throw it on a fry pan, I put it into a grill, and I feel like water would ruin the taste.
<SiFuh>
You should wash it dude
<remiliascarlet>
Red and black reminds me to those so-called "anarcho-communist" types.
<SiFuh>
You get all the shit from everything it was hung on, cut with, layed upon, transported with, packaged in. It's pretty disgusting
<remiliascarlet>
Although I think black with a darker shade of pink looks really nice.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The colour of sex is red and black is an every colour collection. So they work together well.
<SiFuh>
If you want to bring a woman home that is.
<remiliascarlet>
By "darker shade" I don't mean purple, but something that's still pink, but not as much that makes your eyes burn.
<SiFuh>
Wife doesn't ask me for sex in my room because I painted it violet white and light lilac. She comes here for wisdom instead.
<remiliascarlet>
"If you want to bring a woman home that is." I'm straight, so not into that.
<SiFuh>
Same. One thing I learned was never let a woman know where you live.
<remiliascarlet>
You live in Malaysia, that's for sure.
<remiliascarlet>
And not in KL.
<SiFuh>
Better you bring a bucket of red paint, and some red drapes and sheets to her home.
<SiFuh>
HAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You seen a lot places are now gluing meat together?
<remiliascarlet>
I've seen it only on American beef, but I prefer Australian or Japanese beef anyway.
<SiFuh>
She bought some really expensive beef cubes from Australia. I showed her they are glued into cubes by unfolding them and tearing the glue out of them
<SiFuh>
It's super common in Australia
<SiFuh>
I am turning it all into beef jerky. But I spent maybe 4 hours, pulling the glue out of it
<remiliascarlet>
I haven't seen glued meat before. Maybe they're outlawed over here? Not sure.
<SiFuh>
Oh you will have it
<SiFuh>
It's not easy to see if you don't know the difference
<remiliascarlet>
But then again, I don't care about many of the laws except for ones that would very easily put me in trouble. So I happily ignore the genetilia censorship laws and all the anti-piracy laws, but I do make sure I don't pull a Johnny Somali anywhere.
<SiFuh>
I can find the glue from feel.
<SiFuh>
It has a slightly different texture
<SiFuh>
I picked up a cube, looks perfect, then I unraveled it in front of her. Then pulled on the fat looking thing and it peeled off and I showed her, this is glue
<SiFuh>
She couldn't beleive it. She said "But Australian beef is the best". I said "I don't deny it. But they are fucking with it, so now it isn't"
<remiliascarlet>
Well, I killed a cow and sliced it up into 3 months worth of meals last month, so I can't verify this right now. But I'll keep that in mind next time I need to buy a meat stock.
<SiFuh>
I buy the local beef. It's not as good as Aussie beef. It is a different colour. But I always ask for the fat now so I can render the fat and check to see if it is grass fed.
<SiFuh>
I watch the guy lop off the meat from a the dead hanging cow. So I know it ain't glued
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Once you recognise it, you will see it everytime. It's like finding Wally (Waldo)
<remiliascarlet>
Yeah, grossories stores aren't good for any kind of safe-for-humans food.
<SiFuh>
Agree
<remiliascarlet>
I have yet to find a more local meat farm so I can reduce the distance to travel next time I kill a cow.
<SiFuh>
Do you save the fat?
<SiFuh>
Do you ask for the tongue?
<SiFuh>
Do you see the liver?
<remiliascarlet>
There's public parks, fishing parks, and golf courses literally everywhere, but I can't reall find meat farms.
<remiliascarlet>
Save the fat: yes of course!
<remiliascarlet>
Tongue: I do in smaller quantities, because it can be a bit expensive.
<remiliascarlet>
See the liver: yes.
<SiFuh>
I nice healthy liver is dark redish brown, almost purplish and no blemishes
<remiliascarlet>
Beef tongue is delicious, especially on scewers.
<SiFuh>
Her aunt brought a liver that was gray/brown colour. I refused to cook it.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Yep, I have never eaten it. But I can tell how great it is.
<SiFuh>
I asked the wife today because she went to buy beef from the chop chop guy
<SiFuh>
She said, they don't sell and I said you didn't ask and she said I ask next time.
<remiliascarlet>
I bought chicken lungs at one point. Cat refused to eat it, so I put one on a frying pan just out of curiosity. That thing started to collapse, make weird breathing noices, and at one point even chicken noices, so I ended up throwing it all away. It really creeped me out!
<SiFuh>
Hahaha Chicken is disgusting
<remiliascarlet>
But I can see why the cat refused to eat it at least.
<SiFuh>
The most unhealthiest meat I have ever come across. Breeds bacteria like I have never seen
<SiFuh>
We banned Chicken in the jungles/forests of Australia when I'd take the city folk out. Usually ends up rotten, smelly, rancid, or full of pinworms
<SiFuh>
And commercial chicken is just a sack of meat full of hormones, cysts and every parasite in the known universe
<SiFuh>
Only Chicken I will eat is the Black Chickens.
<remiliascarlet>
That's racist!
<remiliascarlet>
Just kidding.
<SiFuh>
Good chicken
<SiFuh>
Healthy
<SiFuh>
Doesn't attract bacteria like that shit common kind
<SiFuh>
And they never pump them with drugs because they are expensive
<SiFuh>
If they die, you can't afford it
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You ever eat Goat or Horse?
<SiFuh>
Did you get a light headache after eating it?
<remiliascarlet>
I don't even think goat is commonly eaten here, because I've never seen it being sold as meat.
<remiliascarlet>
I didn't.
<SiFuh>
I eat goat because I like it. My friend in West Malaysia gets a small headache. He says his blood pressure rises if he eats it.
<SiFuh>
When I lived in Kyrgyzstan I was eating horse almost every day. At first all was good, but the more ate the more I began to get small headaches.
<remiliascarlet>
The main 3 I see are chicken, beef, and pork. Sometimes lamb too, but at a very high price.
<SiFuh>
Didn't stop me though. I ate it almost daily for a year and a half. Because I knew the chances of eating it again will be super rare
<remiliascarlet>
Lamb is so expensive, wagyu is like a bargain in comparison!
<SiFuh>
We have lamb (baby sheep), sheep, goat, cow, buffalo, chicken, pig, boar (Wild pig), dear and rabbit.
<SiFuh>
dear/deer*
<remiliascarlet>
You'd easily pay 2500 yen for 1 rack of lamb meat, that's 80% bone and only 20% meat.
<SiFuh>
I am not a fan of pork, but Boar is good.
<SiFuh>
Damn!
<remiliascarlet>
I like porn for its insane amounts of vitamin D.
<remiliascarlet>
And it's cheap too.
<SiFuh>
I remember in the 90's Masakazu and Taira came to Australia and stayed with us for a few weeks. We bought an 8 litre tub of Ice cream for $4 AUD. And they were shitting their pants in shock.
<remiliascarlet>
s/porn/pork
<SiFuh>
Egg has vitamin D and the sun helps you create it
<remiliascarlet>
We get lots of sunlight, but days are ridiculously short.
<SiFuh>
In Kyrgyzstan, my joints began clicking. So I bought a bottle of Vitamin D from the Pharmacy. You are suppose to take a single drop. I was taking like 10 drops a day. Then when the bottle was finished, I'd stand near the window every morning
<SiFuh>
You only need about 20 minutes of direct sunlight on your skin
<SiFuh>
Just stick your face or wrist out the window. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
I live in Malaysia, and take Vitamin D daily
<remiliascarlet>
You wake up in the morning with the sun shining in your face at 4 am (I wake up much later than that, because I stay awake until very deep at night), then you go through your usual morning routine, and immediately start work. By the time work day is over, it's already dark outside (4 pm during winter, 6 pm during summer).
<SiFuh>
It's better with fatty meat.
<SiFuh>
I take 20K IU per day
<SiFuh>
You got your windows open?
<remiliascarlet>
Sun goes up at 4 am and down at 6 pm during summer. Up at 6 am and down at 4 pm during winter.
<remiliascarlet>
I open the window, yes. Because the cat loves to relax in front of it.
<SiFuh>
Here it is like 06:30 and down at 18:30
<SiFuh>
Then you are probably getting plenty of D if your face is being hit with sunlight
<remiliascarlet>
Not really, because I have to close the curtain a little bit, or I can't see anything on my monitors.
<SiFuh>
HAHAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
I know exactly what you mean
<remiliascarlet>
I remember having travelled to Europe before, sun was still up and the sky was still cyan at 10 pm, it's insane!
<SiFuh>
South France
<SiFuh>
23:00 still sun is up
<SiFuh>
Kyrgyzstan was like that
<remiliascarlet>
I even heard from the locals that in June and July, it never gets actually dark. Just some inbetween stage between twilight and night.
<SiFuh>
More proof the world isn't flat like a flat-earthers brain
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Yes
<SiFuh>
Tasmania is the opposite but the same.
<remiliascarlet>
Because in the southern hemisphere the seasons are flipped, I know that.
<SiFuh>
So when you clowns are running around in light, Tasmanians are in darkness. And when the Tasmanians are running around in light, you guys are in darkness
<SiFuh>
Which alone proves Earth cannot be flat
<SiFuh>
Because if it was the sun would have to move super bloody fast because the circumference of the arctic compared to the antarctic is significantly lesser
<remiliascarlet>
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3941824/ "The results did not vary substantially between the 2 seasons. Kobayashi et al. (27) did not find any vitamin D (sum of vitamins D-3 and D-2) in bovine meat and offal when analyzing 69 different Japanese foods purchased from markets." OK, that's new information to me.
<remiliascarlet>
Not like it's surprising, Japanese cattle are neither grass nor grain fed.
<SiFuh>
My brother understands gears, sprockets, cogs, cadence, ratios, circumferences and diameters and yet his fucking head can't fathom that a flat earth cannot work because the sun will need to get faster in the southern hemisphere as opposed to the northern
<remiliascarlet>
They're soybean fed. And no, this is not a joke.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "The sun will run a marathon in the southern hemisphere, and take a little break in the northern hemisphere. The earth really is flat, because trust me brah!"
<remiliascarlet>
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
<SiFuh>
I am laughing at these retarded Liberals. Trump was a sneakerthon and he sold all his shoes within hours. People were shouting U S A and Fuck Joe Biden. But the MSN is saying that they were booing Trump and saying "Let's go Biden!"
<remiliascarlet>
In their model, it would mean that during peak summer, the sun would be almost completely stationary, and rotate like a maniac during peak winter.
<SiFuh>
Yes
<SiFuh>
But don't forget that the sun would rise and set too fast if it was moving at extraordinary speed
<remiliascarlet>
So they're doing this "Fuck Joe Biden" to "Let's Go Brandon" again?
<remiliascarlet>
Did they already forget how they made a complete meme out of themselves over that?
<SiFuh>
So that would mean, the land and the animals and plants would have to be larger in size. So if you fly north, you and the people on the plane and the plane will shrink in size to compensate for the difference in the sunrise and sunset time.
<SiFuh>
"Fuck Joe Biden"
<SiFuh>
They didn't say "Let's Go Brandon"
<remiliascarlet>
Also, what would even happen to the sun if it would end up going beyond that so-called "ice wall" of theirs?
<SiFuh>
It gets better
<SiFuh>
The sun can't set if the Earth is flat
<SiFuh>
It can only curve around you. From the east it will be on your left and get bigger and bigger and bigger and curve around you and when you turn around the sun will be moving west and right and get smaller and smaller and smaller
<remiliascarlet>
I once actually saw a map apparently showing the flat earth just being a tiny part of an 80x bigger space with lands far beyond that, showing how the sun would spin out of the earth over time, and a new sun would get initialized out of thin air at the north pole. Although at least they admitted this was just science fiction.
<SiFuh>
HAHAHAHAHAHA This little girl is walking around with a sign calling Bidet a 'Resident' which is what I say. Her sign says 'Resident not President'
<remiliascarlet>
And then Max Igan took notice, and ran with it as if it were real.
<SiFuh>
Max Igan thinks the earth is a sphere.
<SiFuh>
However, he has mentioned multiple times, he thinks the Earth is larger than what they say it is
<remiliascarlet>
He said he believes the earth is a lot bigger than we are told.
<SiFuh>
Yes, have you seen the theory of the expanding and shrinking Earth?
<remiliascarlet>
No?
<remiliascarlet>
I actually never even got what he meant by the earth being bigger.
<SiFuh>
The more energy the sun released the large the Earth becomes, and the less it releases the smaller it gets?
<remiliascarlet>
Dafuq?
<SiFuh>
It goes under the theory of the Electric Universe
<SiFuh>
Also there was a guy years ago, made Gondwana land using the continents and tectonic plates. When he blew the balloon up all the continents aligned to where they are now.
<SiFuh>
His hypothesis was that the dinosaurs lived on a smaller Earth.
<SiFuh>
Kind of funny. Giant creatures on a tiny planet and then smaller creatures on a larger planet
<remiliascarlet>
Dunno, the only trannies I've seen in the wild were all westeners, and literally none of them even did any effort of looking like a woman other than just dressing up like one.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: That was one of the dumbest videos I have seen
<remiliascarlet>
Trust me, I've seen way dumber.
<SiFuh>
I said 'one of'
<remiliascarlet>
And I said I've seen way dumber videos.
<SiFuh>
And I said, that I had said 'one of'
<remiliascarlet>
Speaking of dumb, I found out that one of the ingredients of canned chicken is "vegetable soup". What the fuck!?
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<SiFuh>
The wall was rolled
<SiFuh>
Turned out great.
<SiFuh>
Now tomorrow, I will take her to find new paint for the other walls that do not look like phlegm
<SiFuh>
She is clumsy as. She is moving the ladder and I shout "Stop!" too late, she hits the wall. She jumps backwards and I shout "Stop!" and no joke, I was flying through the air to catch the paint bucket before it spilled across the floor. What a relief I caught it
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Why says "I don't understand, you don't like people but you always interact. It's so contrast." I said "Yeah, I know, I am the most social antisocial person you will ever meet". She says "I just don't get it". I replied "Simple, you are here, I am going to annoy you. If you are not here, I am happy" HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Why says/Wife says
<serpente>
hahhaha, its a big ad
<serpente>
i dont think we are antisocial, we just dont like to mix and loose time with lusers
<serpente>
and conformist idiots, so we ignore them
<SiFuh>
I need a beer to socialize
<SiFuh>
I didn't tell her that part. If you look at all my friends that hang out with me in Australia, they all bring beers.
<SiFuh>
Wonder which movie I heard this from "La'ooze'ze'er" = loser
<serpente>
we friends come here i say they to bring beer, some do
<serpente>
most get here and use some shitty app to deliver here
<serpente>
lazy bastards of today
<SiFuh>
I don't go anywhere without beer. I will have warm or cold beer hidden everywhere.
<serpente>
i always go fetch mine, fuck apps
<SiFuh>
Apps are for retards
<serpente>
sure they are
<SiFuh>
I hate when you open the web browser on the phone and it recommends you download the app to do the same fscking thing.
<serpente>
smart shit for dumb people
<serpente>
yeah
<SiFuh>
Same thing during the Covid Wars. "Download the app, you have a smart phone" "I don't want to download your stupid app" "You have to" "No I don't, I am right here and you can see me" "Well you need to" "No I don't there is a book right there and I will sign it" "Okay"
<SiFuh>
I only took the phone for photos. It didn't even have a USIM. So I stopped bringing it.
<serpente>
the other day i got to a restaurant...
<SiFuh>
Ohhhhh I hate that shit........
<serpente>
theres a line in front of the door
<SiFuh>
Restaurant with QR code menus
<SiFuh>
I refuse to use them
<serpente>
when it was my turn
<serpente>
the recepicionist asked, as she asked everyone before me, for my ID
<serpente>
my gov pernosal ID
<SiFuh>
Huh?
<SiFuh>
Fuck no
<serpente>
i replyed:
<serpente>
0000000000
<SiFuh>
And she wrote it down
<serpente>
then she looked to me with a shitty face
<serpente>
i sad i wont tell you
<serpente>
then she asks my PHONE NUMBER
<serpente>
doyo believe hehahahahah
<serpente>
then i said: ok.... 000000000
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
<serpente>
then some other attendant came to me and gave me an "anonymous card"
<serpente>
solved, hahahahahah
<SiFuh>
:-P Cool
<serpente>
fucking twisted world
<serpente>
but the thing is
<SiFuh>
Sounds like hotels for me. "Passport please" "Don't have one. Are you racist?" "No, you need ID to check in." "Why? I am just going to sleep there" "It's the law" "I don't remember it ever being a law" "Well we do it this way" "500 MYR to bypass that" "Okay"
<serpente>
everyone else didnt gave a shit, didnt stop to think for a sec how wrong it was
<serpente>
everyone complied happily
<SiFuh>
I would never have complied
<serpente>
next time this happens i will asked the attendant to give me her number and id, hahahah
<SiFuh>
I made a police man walk up 14 flights of stairs to the 7th floor to see my passport that I already had in my pocket. I pissed him off so much he basically jumped into the police car and drove away very fast. Should tell you the full story one day.
<serpente>
heheheh, ok
<SiFuh>
My Bootlegger was there that day and ran when he saw the boys in blue. His brother stayed and was pissing his pants laughing.
<SiFuh>
I don't give my ID to anyone except Police, Customs, Immigration, Banks, Government and the Airlines
<SiFuh>
Anyone else, ain't your fucking business
<SiFuh>
Insanity that a resaurant wants ID. No freaking way man
<serpente>
true
<SiFuh>
serpente: If you go to that place again. And you are asked for ID. Try saying "I am anonymous" and see if it is quicker
<serpente>
they used some online system app crap shit
<SiFuh>
Yes, they do that here a lot now.
<SiFuh>
No menus on tables. Just a stupid QR code. You scan and fill out your details then a menu appears and you click what you want and it magically appears before you in the hands of am Oompa Loompa
<serpente>
AHHAHA
<SiFuh>
I flat out refuse. 100% to do that shit.
<serpente>
me too
<SiFuh>
I often hear then shout "Old style" or "Classic" and then a menu is rushed towards me
<serpente>
i was wondering, this might be a good way to crack people phones
<SiFuh>
At the end of the night they bring you a QR code to pay. HAHAHA
<serpente>
make a sticky with you qr in it, place it over the restaurant one
<serpente>
hahah
<SiFuh>
You could, you'd need their menu but you'd need a fake site as well
<serpente>
yes, thats all easy
<SiFuh>
Your fake site will need to connect to the original site to hide suspicion
<serpente>
even a shitty fake app to install, and booooom
<SiFuh>
Yeah, that is easier
<SiFuh>
An app, phishing and divert to the correct page
<SiFuh>
I guess the OpenBSD users don't fuck with QR codes much
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<SiFuh>
serpente: Oh by the way. I was painting the wife's room today because it is taking her too many days. But the colour green she chose looks like snot. I stopped after doing the 'cutting'. Showed her and she was like "EWWWWWWWW" Hahahaha so we are changing her green colour in the afternoon. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Video sent to you
<serpente>
ok
<SiFuh>
Yep, Mind over matter ;-)
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