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<SiFuh> lavaball: Were you trying to do the voice of that long eared clumsy alien from Star Wars?
<lavaball> almost. yes.
<lavaball> why?
<SiFuh> I kept hearing a "Me'sa"
<lavaball> you are either rewatching the whole thing or very slow in your information processing.
<SiFuh> Doesn't he usually talk with a much higer pitched voice?
<SiFuh> I rewatched it
<SiFuh> I normalized the sound so I didn't have to ride the volume controls
<lavaball> i thought you watched the movie?
<lavaball> also i admire your comittment to the whole thing.
<SiFuh> I did, but you miss things when you have to use the volume like a yo-yo
<lavaball> well, i wanted to keep you on your toes.
<lavaball> you are getting old. you need the exercise.
<lavaball> anyway. if you are rewatching. wait for it.
<lavaball> it's explained.
<SiFuh> I finished a while ago
<lavaball> then you should have paid attention. when the girls find the death sticks she talks about the symptoms.
<SiFuh> I was laughing at you being clubbed before the little girl jumped up and down
<lavaball> about 11 minutes.
<SiFuh> The bag of sherbet?
<lavaball> death sticks.
<lavaball> signature raspy voice. also the reason why he's all muslimed up.
<lavaball> didn't make them up either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1EkOsY8p_8
<lavaball> as my second favorite openbsd song says: you gotta work with what you have.
<lavaball> ... paraphrasing. it actually says: So do the best with what you have
<SiFuh> I have all the songs
<lavaball> if you want to go fully crazy, that's the kid from the matrix. the red woman is walking in the background.
<lavaball> when the main character in my movie buys the drugs, right before he gets them there is "wake up" written on the wall.
<lavaball> and the "antifa" is forshadowing the "scalp of empire supporters" which is what they said years ago except trump supporter.
<lavaball> the feminist leader shooting the littel girl in the stomach though i didn't plan. but it fits well with the trans agenda and the sterilization.
<lavaball> did you get "huge demon golf ball of hell" though?
<lavaball> look at the director.
<SiFuh> I remember in the Matrix there was ั…ัƒะน written on the wall, and also in Police Academy it was written on a phone booth.
<lavaball> no idea what that means.
<SiFuh> It means "dick"
<lavaball> i no speak russian not too good.
<lavaball> yeah, that's more up your ally.
<lavaball> e
<lavaball> be that as it may, i appreciate you pointing out the normalization.
<SiFuh> Matt's Off Road Recovery
<SiFuh> He needs to normalize too
<SiFuh> 4WD 24-7, Itchy Boots and WILDERNESS COOKING do a very good job of their video sound.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Interesting how the bloodline ends up coming from the Khazars and they make no distinction between Khazars and Jews since they are considered the same
<remiliascarlet> I know about those already.
<remiliascarlet> It's the Jews!
<SiFuh> They deny it but it written in the historical timeline
<remiliascarlet> "Let's pretend it doesn't exist, and the problem will go away by itself."
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<SiFuh> No, I am here ;-)
<remiliascarlet> Hello here, I'm Remilia.
<SiFuh> Hi, I am Shifu SiFuh ;-)
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<SiFuh> xmodmap -e "pointer = 1 2 3 5 4"
<SiFuh> Well that's fucked. Scroll forward = Button 4. First side button = button 5. Scroll backwards = Button 5 and last side button (closest to me) is Button 4.
<SiFuh> So if I switch the side buttons around so it matches the scroll wheel, it also switches the scroll around so it doesn't match anymore.
<SiFuh> anymore/again
<emmett1> SiFuh: is it this year photo?
<emmett1> looks like previous year photo
<SiFuh> I was sent it yesterday
<emmett1> ops
<emmett1> just read the msgs
<emmett1> nvm then
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<lavaball> don't you hate it when you wanna mount your porn archive and you forgot xts in the kernel?
<SiFuh> What's the point of keeping a porn archive? There is plenty available online. You saving it for offline use?
<SiFuh> My teacher in Journalism class loved that cartoon
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Have you seen Ricky Gervais Armageddon (2023)?
<SiFuh> He is teasing the woke agenda
<lavaball> oh, sorry. didn't check for replies.
<lavaball> i don't want to get metooed?
<SiFuh> Metooed?
<lavaball> you know, you bang the girls good and hard, and the next day they lady business hurts, because your dick is called rambok the reminder.
<lavaball> then they call you and accuse of you seducing them to things they didn't want.
<lavaball> happened to me once.
<lavaball> never again.
<SiFuh> I have never had any lady turn against me
<lavaball> oh a year later she thanked me for teacher her, because now she can handle her new boyfriend.
<lavaball> but the day after, when it still hurts, ... well...
<lavaball> but that's not all i have a whole scrap book full of accusations.
<SiFuh> That Conan video you sent
<SiFuh> You did know he insulted you right?
<lavaball> he really didn't. the editor wasn't on my side though.
<lavaball> cut all my responses. even my best joke that had even conan's crew laughing.
<lavaball> he tapped on my shoulder and said maybe i should work out or something.
<SiFuh> He told your friend you should take Methylphenidate
<lavaball> then i knocked onto my obligues and said:
<lavaball> work out? i'm from hard body heaven.
<SiFuh> Then he put his pedo hands on your chest
<lavaball> i'm aware. when he did i told him my medical history and how i not just have a clean bill of health but also the admiration of the psychiatrist i went to see.
<lavaball> because he wasn't the first to go for the obvious bit.
<lavaball> basically he had no chance.
<lavaball> i just wish i fought for my t-shirt harder.
<SiFuh> You do know what Ritalin is right?
<lavaball> also i messed up two bits. the name thing and the i don't work stuff.
<lavaball> angers me greatly.
<lavaball> i said i'm aware.
<SiFuh> Also you were pretty excited. I think in real life you are not like that
<lavaball> hm ... very low conscientiousness all day every day.
<lavaball> maybe a little less hyper. like just a little.
<SiFuh> Maybe nervous is the appropriate word?
<lavaball> i'm usually high on dopamine like a mother fucker.
<lavaball> when seratonin gets into the mix ...
<lavaball> i start jumping.
<SiFuh> I asked you medication before
<lavaball> oh, that doesn't phase me though.
<SiFuh> But I think this was more of a natural response.
<lavaball> what medication?
<SiFuh> You said you were gay and I asked if you were on something to make you gay.
<lavaball> only vitamin d i have to get prescribed.
<lavaball> the rest is all me.
<lavaball> me
<SiFuh> Yeah I am on that also and I live in S.E.A
<lavaball> me
<SiFuh> Haha
<lavaball> me!
<SiFuh> So would you say you were a bit nervous?
<lavaball> couldn't even write my name properly.
<lavaball> but as i said, that doesn't phase me.
<lavaball> i went through my set as usual.
<SiFuh> I thought it was great
<lavaball> except for the two bits i messed up of course.
<SiFuh> I think the faggot US guy was a cunt
<lavaball> really wasn't.
<lavaball> he only started coming at me once he realized i can handle myself.
<SiFuh> And I was a bit offended by his response
<lavaball> as i said: editors fault.
<SiFuh> Okay
<lavaball> he was real nice and careful at first. talked about the t-shirt.
<SiFuh> You got some decent sized arms though.
<lavaball> i should have stood my ground but i just said yes yes and proceeded telling him that we waited 4 hours at the gate.
<SiFuh> How did that job go? Yes, No? The walking the kid to school thing
<lavaball> not right now. had lateral epicondylitis.
<lavaball> both arms.
<lavaball> too much rings, not enough gym.
<lavaball> nothing happened there yet.
<lavaball> the migrant accommodations aren't ready yet.
<lavaball> maybe in summer.
<SiFuh> Yeah, I wanted to ask that. Behind you was a line up. You waited in that to see him?
<lavaball> no.
<lavaball> we drove to his next schedules appearance, since he didn't show at the gate.
<lavaball> the guard there said he was there the day before.
<lavaball> so yeah.
<lavaball> and then my small buddy saw him and i just stopped.
<lavaball> jumped out.
<lavaball> he was talking to a bicycle guy.
<lavaball> then he passed me.
<lavaball> and i yelled conan christopher o'brien!
<SiFuh> HAHAHA
<lavaball> then he should already have known that this was gonna get serious.
<lavaball> he didn't know.
<lavaball> he was surprised when i said the haha i found an error.
<lavaball> and the list ... he was like wtf.
<SiFuh> Well he was in Germany yes?
<lavaball> yes. berlin.
<SiFuh> And you said you came from Bavaria?
<SiFuh> I thought your list was acceptable
<lavaball> after he said it was a great segment and he said he would give the list to his staff.
<lavaball> they added the stars by the way.
<lavaball> wasn't all of it though.
<SiFuh> Actually I was hoping that your list would return on the TV but I couldn't find it sadly...
<lavaball> i wrote it the night before.
<lavaball> return?
<SiFuh> A future show
<lavaball> he never mentioned me in any following episodes.
<lavaball> yeah.
<lavaball> upset me greatly. he even claimed not one winner.
<lavaball> he had nothing that day.
<SiFuh> Bring your list and say some cunt from Bavaria on steroids gave me a list of fuck ups in Germany and we'd like to review them
<lavaball> and since i went with the tetris approach, he couldn't correct me back either.
<lavaball> yeah, would have been great.
<lavaball> didn't even have a youtube back then. well, one video. even worse production value.
<SiFuh> Yeah reminds me of what happened to my mother and I. Fucking fake TV
<lavaball> as i said, i don't mind.
<lavaball> it's a great hook to start future projects from.
<lavaball> like the star wars movie.
<SiFuh> My mother did and I kind of do because they lied
<SiFuh> lavaball: Hope to see something _more_ pro-like from you again actually
<lavaball> as i mentioned earlier, i'm going for the actual franchise.
<SiFuh> By the way, the reason I discovered the Me'saw shit was because I was modifying your voice to be something more deep and darker then I realised, it should be higher and whinier? Is that a word?
<lavaball> then i have people who are professionals who do the leg work.
<lavaball> so wish me luck.
<lavaball> spread the word when the day comes. i'll let you know.
<lavaball> word?
<lavaball> mesa?
<SiFuh> Yesterday I pasted the link to Predator Dark Ages. It was made by fans. It was very good even though slow moving.
<lavaball> you should wathc the german darth maul movie.
<SiFuh> Yeah what every that dog faced beagal eared clown was talking in Star Wars.
<lavaball> that's production value, baby.
<lavaball> he represents the german public. go easy on him.
<SiFuh> My favorite short film is still Kung Fury.
<SiFuh> You grew up in the 80's right? So you should understand this short film very well
<lavaball> you have to tell me again tomorrow.
<lavaball> or your today.
<lavaball> i gotta go.
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