<dilyn>
here ends your public service announcement
<acheam>
wow dylin turned ultra normie
<acheam>
you haven't spent enough time around midfavila recently obviously
<acheam>
jkjk
<acheam>
but did you give up on K&R?
<acheam>
s/dylin/dilyn/g
<acheam>
cem: what does carbsbot do?
<dilyn>
haven't given up on K&R, just switching to go atm
<dilyn>
I'll probably finish K&R in time, though I might end up abandoning it for Beej's guide; I haven't decided on that yet
<dilyn>
also I am mega normie
<noocsharp>
7.7mb dilyn
<testuser[m]>
What
<noocsharp>
the exercism homepage
<testuser[m]>
Bruh
<acheam>
as I said
<acheam>
ultra normie
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<acheam>
but noocsharp, its actually fine, because its all served by cloudfront, which uses its cutting edge hypercloud drives to deliver max performance
<acheam>
okay heres an A+ idea for any amazon engineers here: use alexa devices as a CDN
<acheam>
you can buy that off me for 10% of Amazon stock
<noocsharp>
use frequencies that humans can't hear and microphones on computers to deliver content from alexa speakers to computers
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<acheam>
oooh use the dog whistle frequency! Then you could sell an app that claims to calm down dogs, but it actually just changes the frequency
<dilyn>
luckily I don't have bandwidth caps and get 200mb/s down; i don't terribly care about website size:P
<acheam>
"I'm rich so I dont care about the starving children"
<acheam>
(Yes I know thats extreme, and I get your point, I didnt even realize the website was particularly big until noocsharp pointed it out)
<phoebos>
tbf dilyn's not in a position to share «wealth» with «starving children», it's someone else's website
<phoebos>
and his own is pretty lightweight
<phoebos>
still, i find it difficult to understand _how_ most websites are so massive
<acheam>
my comment was mostly facetious
<acheam>
but yeah, like what do you even do with 8mb
<acheam>
I'd probably struggle to fill that if you asked me (beyond stuff like massive image files)
<phoebos>
i guess all the web devs have been collectively adding to one huge js library and css pack which everyone just includes
<testuser[m]>
u don't even need to write code
<testuser[m]>
Just `npm install problem_solution`
<testuser[m]>
Even if it's 5 lines of code
<phoebos>
anna karenina is less than 2mb. like wtf
<mmatongo>
I'm having a lil trouble installing kiss
<mmatongo>
I'm still adamantly using xorg but when I run startx my mouse/touchpad and keyboard stop working and I have to reboot and stay in tty for them to work
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<Guest1>
Hi
<mmatongo>
Hey
<Guest1>
How's it going?
<mmatongo>
Slow
<mmatongo>
A lil hot
<mmatongo>
You?
<Guest1>
Good
<Guest1>
I see that there are web developers here. What web stack do you recommend for creating a social network?