<SiFuh>
I won't hit my wife. Even my father would never hit my mother but we are strong and our opinion is law
<SiFuh>
Err no.
<SiFuh>
Malaysian realtion man hits woman
<kh1b>
oh shit
<SiFuh>
Chinese Malay woman hits man
<SiFuh>
She tried
<kh1b>
but it was against you, lol
<SiFuh>
You don't fucking hit me your hand will never make it
<SiFuh>
If you did, my reflexes are faster than my mind
<kh1b>
your life seem like plot for a serial killer life
<SiFuh>
My Kyrgzstan girlfriend hit me in the head when I was looking at a cartoon anime girl and I am so ashamed. I smacked her in the face so hard...
<SiFuh>
I didn't know what happened it was so fast
<kh1b>
average Kyrgzstan interaction
<SiFuh>
Even to this day. I am so upset about how fast it happened
<SiFuh>
kh1b: Funny you say that. I have 4 friends similar stories and one became a serial killer
<SiFuh>
I hate death. I hate suffering. I will never be that one
<kh1b>
his name is ted bundy
<SiFuh>
Nah
<SiFuh>
Actually I was thinking about Ted Bundy today
<SiFuh>
Thought he was the guy with the Texan Bundy farm
<SiFuh>
Her iPhone took an HEIC photo. It is such high quality you can zoom into my glasses and see my eyes
<kh1b>
yeah can see
<SiFuh>
Back to the story. I was in Kyrgyzstan when I figured out my GF had given birth. I told I know this is my daughter. He said she was shocked to find out she was pregnant. Then her husband (Married her after dating me) divorced her and what did she do? She married another.
<SiFuh>
I told her I know
<SiFuh>
She said she
<SiFuh>
I told my mother and she was angry
<SiFuh>
I'd have gone back and married her
<SiFuh>
Nuclear family and all
<kh1b>
but you didnt
<SiFuh>
I tried to keep in contact with mother but she didn't want her 'new' husband finding out
<SiFuh>
You can't marry a woman that is married
<SiFuh>
I found out after she married the third time.
<SiFuh>
Yeah she was married and divorced before I met her.
<SiFuh>
I love her family and her village.
<SiFuh>
But she went and got married the second time, whilst i was sending her money from Australia
<SiFuh>
After birth she divorced and married again.
<SiFuh>
Then I found out that girl is my daughter
<kh1b>
does the kid know
<kh1b>
that you are her father
<SiFuh>
I doubt it
<SiFuh>
Not much I can do now except go to the GPS location and bring her parents free food
<SiFuh>
I plan to do it by the way
<SiFuh>
But I can't tell her
<kh1b>
she has to know
<kh1b>
if the mother knows that you know
<SiFuh>
She will figure it out is she is my blood
<SiFuh>
We are agressive and smart.
<kh1b>
so she is all good
<SiFuh>
I can't wait for her to hit 14 years old
<SiFuh>
She will be a dinosaur.
<SiFuh>
I know my DNA and if she has any part of my DNA she will tear poor Mike Tyson to shreds
<SiFuh>
She can not be controlled
<remiliascarlet>
31 degrees outside today.
<SiFuh>
31?
<remiliascarlet>
Yes?
<SiFuh>
31?
<remiliascarlet>
Yes?
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Because weather.
<SiFuh>
Come here
<remiliascarlet>
Fuck.
<kh1b>
break
<SiFuh>
Hehehe
<SiFuh>
31 is cold here
<remiliascarlet>
31 is early or late summer here.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You go jungle with us it is like 40
<SiFuh>
kh1b: Hehe break
<remiliascarlet>
But you're way closer to the equator, so it makes sense.
<SiFuh>
It's a fucking sauna here mam
<kh1b>
i like the cold
<SiFuh>
Fortunately it is freezing cold now
<SiFuh>
24C
<kh1b>
24?
<remiliascarlet>
If it's hot, then it better be with sun at least.
<SiFuh>
Let's check room temp
<SiFuh>
33 Celsius
<kh1b>
that's cool
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Sun aint here yet
<remiliascarlet>
Then 40 degrees in the jungle sucks.
<SiFuh>
I go outside kh1b for 10 minutes and back into the house and it looks it rained.
<SiFuh>
The sweat is infamous here
<SiFuh>
I am jealous of the Malays how they can handle the heat
<SiFuh>
Even my wife... I wish I was more like her some days
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You can swim in ice cold rivers
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Hah, last camping trip I swam naked. It was night and the water was cold. Wife was shocked
<SiFuh>
Skinny dipping is actually really cool
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<SiFuh>
During the day we spend so much time in the river
<SiFuh>
But night is free
<SiFuh>
Just stay away from other sexes if you want to skinny dip
<remiliascarlet>
Brighter skinned people are better resistent to cold, but worse to heat.
<SiFuh>
Not true but I will agree
<SiFuh>
The more beer I drink the worse I am in hot weather
<SiFuh>
When I worked in Emergency service I was never thirsty and never sweat.
<remiliascarlet>
Of course it depends on the climate. Somebody from Brisbane Australia would probably be better resistant to heat than someone from Vancouver Canada for example.
<remiliascarlet>
Excluding up to 3rd generation immigrants.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Probably not
<SiFuh>
I grew up 100 KM north of Brisbane
<SiFuh>
We asked the niece to go camping she was silent. We said dog comes too and she said "No!"
<SiFuh>
Hahahahaha
<SiFuh>
Soygirls
<SiFuh>
She fucking cried when I pulled out a slice of quartz from her finger
<SiFuh>
My pain tolerance is quite high so I didn't understand that.
<SiFuh>
I will take a knife out and slice myself open to remove something that should not be there. She cried when I pulled it out with tweezers
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<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Oh, didn't know they already had color camera's back then.
<remiliascarlet>
Oh, nevermind. I misread it as "Back when my grandma was in her 20's".
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: HAH
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Better to have said "Oh I miss read in the 20's and not in my 20's"
<SiFuh>
misread*
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Instagram is owned by fuckbook now?
<SiFuh>
Damn, I need to keep up with the times
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<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Arrrggghhh, I broke my boob.
<SiFuh>
I sat down on the camping chair and it collapsed backwards. I went to protect my head from the wall. The beer was slung over my head as I was falling and I landed on my left side. HAHAHAHA Oh it's gunna hurt.
<SiFuh>
I think I split a rib bone.... again
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Watched a bad movie last night. "Feet of death" about big foot. I know no one will watch it because it was so bad acting you wanted to vomit. But the ending was so good. Everyone died but the bad guys.
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