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<SiFuh>
zorz: The dog always wants to come into the house. So I had devised a plan to teach him boundaries very fast. All food goes outside the door we never use. He has learned that if he is going to eat, he will hear me open the side door. Secondly, every time he steps into the house I shout "Bath Time" and if he doesn't leave. I take him and give him a bath. He hates baths.
<lavaball>
where's remi?
<SiFuh>
Filing a restraining order. Something to do with a mad creepy muppet on IRC stalking her.
<zorz>
SiFuh: hahaha & hahaha
<zorz>
SiFuh: you good on teaching dogs!, Lets see if you good on teaching muppets aswell :)
<SiFuh>
zorz: That might require a HK-91 with a Leupold scope
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
SiFuh: have you seen what happen in nyc 3rd avenue bridge. because of temperature, still went bigger. firemans throw water on the bridge!
<zorz>
insted of spending money in bullshit like this.... they should spent money in africa to build it. or middle east. so people do no immigrate to west.
<zorz>
but they are cunts.
<zorz>
they need to be on top and rule
<zorz>
take all resources for free from nations that cannot stand up.
<zorz>
at the end, chaos will govern.
<SiFuh>
zorz: I have something much cooler
<zorz>
?
<SiFuh>
Either 2014, 2017 or 2018 a friend of mine that lived in Russia told me a story and I have even mentioned it in IRC before. Today, I heard the exact safe story from the mouth of the White House stenographer that was present.
<zorz>
i see this,,, and then i go fix my computer. i will use wayland, with foot
<zorz>
i allready run a few test like this one https://dpaste.com/2R4JA96WB.txt ofcourse i need in .profile this line export XDG_RUNTIME_DIR=/run/user/1000.
<remiliascarlet>
It fits in my handbag, so I'm fine with the size.
<SiFuh>
Cool
<SiFuh>
How's the sheath?
<remiliascarlet>
Sheath?
<SiFuh>
Like Saya in Japanese for the Katana
<SiFuh>
鞘 <-- For Katana
<SiFuh>
Sheath is for knives
<remiliascarlet>
Oh, the case? Honestly, it looks a bit odd, no idea how I'm supposed to attach it to my waist or hip.
<SiFuh>
no photos?
<remiliascarlet>
That Infowars video: "Deep State In Crisis As Biden Defiantly Pledges To NEVER Leave!" 1) What's with that soyboy scream on "never"? 2) I doubt he'll be around for long (as in alive).
<remiliascarlet>
Could make photos, but Suwako-chan doesn't seem to be online right now, so no way to upload them at this time.
<remiliascarlet>
Yes.
<SiFuh>
It has two snap press studs for a betal
<SiFuh>
betal? Belt!
<SiFuh>
The side ways one is for the belt loops on your pants to stop it sliding left and right
<remiliascarlet>
I tested its cutting abilities on the danbowl that I held in mid-air that got included in the Amazon bag, it did cut through, but it did require some power of my own.
<SiFuh>
Oh wait, I am wrong. That is for holding the knife in. Hah. I thought it was upside-down
<remiliascarlet>
"Betal" sounds like a slang of some specific English speaking country for "belt".
<remiliascarlet>
Oh, that guy has 2 knifes it seems.
<SiFuh>
I never understand why they put knives on the right side of a belt (Blade should always face backwards)
<SiFuh>
It should be on the left side. But they seem to only make left handed knife sheaths
<SiFuh>
I guess too many times I used Katana so I am use to taking the sword from my left side with my right hand
<SiFuh>
It's a pretty awesome looking knife though. How big is it compared to your hand?
<SiFuh>
Is it like the photo or you have smaller hands?
<remiliascarlet>
There's a common joke over here as to why people in Tokyo stand on the left on the escalator, and people in Osaka stand on the right. Because the Samurai of Edo had their swords on their left side, and the merchants of Osaka had their wallets on their right side.
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<SiFuh>
HAHAHAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Wouldn't it be the other way around though?
<SiFuh>
How to swing a Katana if I am standing on the left side of an escalator?
<SiFuh>
But I see the point. I like it
<SiFuh>
Wolf Warriors. Haha
<SiFuh>
Mine says Marauder
<remiliascarlet>
Simple: to protect your katana (or wallet) from thiefs, you're better off being closer to the wall.
<SiFuh>
Did this story every make Japanese news in 2019?
<remiliascarlet>
I have no idea.
<SiFuh>
I think she was abducted
<remiliascarlet>
But probably not, the news here generally focusses more on nonsense like "oh, there's a deer in the snow in the middle of the city, how did that happen?".
<SiFuh>
You don't walk through jungle during cloudly, miserable weather. The moon was 3 days out of a New Moon which is pitch black so a Waxing Crescent. It's impossible to move in unknown terrain like that
<SiFuh>
When I lived in the Jungle. I almost always moved at night. However between 3 days before and 3 days after a New Moon. I just camped out. Never travelled at night. Even in the forests.
<SiFuh>
You cannot walk through a jungle with the dense undergrowth if you can't see what you are walking into
<SiFuh>
Even during a full moon. You would spend most of your time, on hands and knees crawling threw the dense plants
<SiFuh>
lavaball: He got robbed of his dowry by a junior
<lavaball>
great.
<SiFuh>
Great balls of lava
<lavaball>
10% of voters registering to vote in missouri are dead.
<lavaball>
well, up to.
<lavaball>
still ... what the fuck?
<lavaball>
not to mention the illeagls who are now voting too.
<lavaball>
democrats in full support of this of course.
<SiFuh>
During election time, the dead come out of their graves to vote for demon-craps
<SiFuh>
It's an actual fact
<SiFuh>
I got myself 36 years of anger building up.
<SiFuh>
These cunts think they can do what they want and everyone else is just fuckign stupid
<lavaball>
everyone is fucking stupid.
<SiFuh>
I am a powder keg
<lavaball>
you'll nothing. be quiet.
<SiFuh>
Payback (1999)
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Oh shut up, you know shit about me
<SiFuh>
I know how to say "NO!"
<SiFuh>
Bet you were never confronted by force to take an injection and told you had no rights. Citizen or non-Citizen.
<SiFuh>
Threatened if you didn't take it you will be forced injected and deported
<SiFuh>
I told them "NO!" and armed the house with weapons
<SiFuh>
Bet you were never told that if you didn't take the nasal swab you'd be under house arrest for life and at their whim, you'd be taken by police and put into permanent quarantine. (My Wife) And I told her no and she stood by me with no sleep for 4 days.
<SiFuh>
We were armed to the teeth
<SiFuh>
And their words meant nothing. Because they never showed up
<SiFuh>
You don't know what my wife and I fought through and the most simple way was to say loud and sternly "NO!"
<lavaball>
great. you both have cellphones, your wife even uses windows.
<lavaball>
how about getting rid of the surveillance?
<SiFuh>
You think that a cellphone can't be blocked?
<lavaball>
blocked? why even have one?
<lavaball>
it's the modern dog's leash.
<SiFuh>
My phone is strictly for Telegram
<lavaball>
even remi told you that telegram is a honey pot.
<SiFuh>
It's rooted and firewalled and all google shit has been forcefully removed
<SiFuh>
It basically stays home 99% of the time
<SiFuh>
So WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FORCED INJECTIONS?
<lavaball>
nothing. what do forced injections have to do with election fraud?
<lavaball>
you started the injection stuff.
<SiFuh>
I know how to say "NO!"
<lavaball>
just not to your phone, because you need it for your telegram.
<SiFuh>
You just know how to make chicken noises
<SiFuh>
You are just a mouth on legs.
<lavaball>
i don't even pay taxes.
<SiFuh>
You talk like Biden. Think you are a boss but you know shit about shit and think you God's gift to the planet but really you are very insecure
<lavaball>
i don't have a phone. no wife using windows.
<SiFuh>
Neither do I
<lavaball>
i don't have a credit card. i only pay with cash.
<SiFuh>
I haven't paide taxes in several decades. Told them to get fucked over the phone
<SiFuh>
I also don't have a credit card
<SiFuh>
All my transacitions are done by cash
<SiFuh>
So what?
<SiFuh>
You want a medal?
<SiFuh>
I can send you an elephant sticker if it makes you happy
<lavaball>
you not pretending your built up anger means anything would be nice.
<lavaball>
if you can that is.
<SiFuh>
I actually have never owned a credit card by the way
<lavaball>
i never owned a phone.
<SiFuh>
I speak English
<SiFuh>
What did you try to say?
<SiFuh>
If it is true, then you are a fucking idiot
<SiFuh>
If it is true, then it's pretty fucking cool as well
<lavaball>
what ture?
<lavaball>
true?
<lavaball>
i don't lie.
<SiFuh>
Never owning a phone
<lavaball>
i have a landline.
<SiFuh>
Neither do I
<SiFuh>
I hate lies and I hate liars
<lavaball>
anyway.
<SiFuh>
So
<lavaball>
do i stuff my face with peanut butte or not?
<lavaball>
that is the question here.
<SiFuh>
You never ever owned a phone. Of any sought?
<lavaball>
no phone. no flip, no nothing.
<lavaball>
landline though, as i said.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: HAHAHA I did grilled cheese and tomato and Onion
<lavaball>
kinda came with the internet.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Idiot to be honest, but cool as our past is not the same as the current day. I can accept that as being super cool
<lavaball>
anyway, the only area where you are way ahead of me is your survival shit.
<SiFuh>
My first was a 3310 but it was for work in Thailand.
<SiFuh>
Then when I became a Taxi driver it was compulsary to have a phone
<SiFuh>
lavaball: You read books?
<lavaball>
not as much as i should. also not literally anymore. i have a russian version of some non feature ereader thing.
<lavaball>
that's not the issue. my conscientiousness is running towards 0.
<SiFuh>
Read it 5 pages a day, like a Christian that is suppose to read the bible
<lavaball>
i would have to practice all that.
<lavaball>
like constantly.
<SiFuh>
No
<lavaball>
but
<lavaball>
i'm great at networking.
<SiFuh>
You read it and read it and read it.
<lavaball>
so i surround myself with the outdoor people.
<SiFuh>
Your brain will remember it
<lavaball>
i have SAS Survival Handbook, Third Edition: The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Anywhere
<lavaball>
is that the one?
<SiFuh>
Let's check
<lavaball>
also sas? isn't that the thommy.
<SiFuh>
Never read it
<SiFuh>
But I bet it will do
<SiFuh>
672 pages
<SiFuh>
The point is to get you into the frameset
<SiFuh>
Once you got it, you no longer need that book. You can deviate from it and still be a survival god
<lavaball>
again, you assume conscientiousness.
<lavaball>
still, i could use the knowledge to direct others.
<SiFuh>
Here I have the books for edible plants, toxic plants, snakes, and tropical wild fruits around the world. As a survival guy this is now priority since the SAS stuff we already know.
<SiFuh>
You train the SAS as your foundation. Then you move onto the really serious stuff since the SAS stuff is like Basic first aid.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: The SAS will teach you basic everything.. And how to find a plant based diet
<lavaball>
haha
<SiFuh>
But it will only skim the surface of what you can and can't eat. So you need to study your terrain's plants. I am 100% Aussie trained so Malaysia is a new experience for me hence the new books.
<lavaball>
plant based diet!
<lavaball>
nice.
<lavaball>
but the remi won't like me anymore!
<lavaball>
oh wait, she already doesn't, and i'm already doing the plant based diet.
<lavaball>
never mind.
<SiFuh>
Yes, they teach you how to trap animals too but good luck with that
<SiFuh>
Trapping animals that are not water born is heaps harder than finding plants
<lavaball>
also you have to prepare them.
<SiFuh>
Easy shit
<lavaball>
the low conscientiousness comes to mind again.
<SiFuh>
Cut only the skin and remove the organs
<SiFuh>
Do not cut the organs
<lavaball>
you can't just enbalm them. you have to know where to cut and what to cut.
<lavaball>
see?!
<lavaball>
there it already starts.
<SiFuh>
Yeah it is really easy
<lavaball>
i can't do that.
<SiFuh>
Just cut the muscle and skin and don't puncture the orgams
<SiFuh>
Organs
<SiFuh>
The only organs that you can eat without prepartions is heart, kidney and liver
<SiFuh>
Everything else including lungs needs cleaning
<SiFuh>
Although lungs are the easiest and anything stomach, intestinal and colon is hardest
<SiFuh>
Use that for catching fish and eels
<SiFuh>
The easiest animal to skin, gut and cook is actually snake
<SiFuh>
lavaball: No worries, every time I kill and slice an animal, my heart breaks
<lavaball>
heart breaks?
<SiFuh>
For me it never get's easier
<lavaball>
are we doing feelings ow?
<lavaball>
n
<SiFuh>
I feel sad I took a life
<SiFuh>
Yep
<lavaball>
i said conscientiousness!
<SiFuh>
I am not replying to that
<lavaball>
the manual skill to cut and not mess up the carcass.
<lavaball>
that's where i have issues with.
<SiFuh>
I am speaking about how I feel when I steal a life to eat
<lavaball>
steal schmeal.
<SiFuh>
Nature relies on the destruction of something to make something else survive
<SiFuh>
From death you get life
<lavaball>
so what's this "steal" issue?
<SiFuh>
Eventually that life becomes death and something else recycles it
<lavaball>
i have no problem killing people.
<SiFuh>
I took your life
<lavaball>
i mean animals!
<SiFuh>
That's stealing
<lavaball>
just don't want anyone to suffer needlessly.
<SiFuh>
I don't care if it is human or animal, suffer or not. Taking a life of any kind is horrible
<lavaball>
nah.
<lavaball>
it's the circle of lifeeeeeeee
<SiFuh>
I even feel sad when I kill my chilli trees
<lavaball>
ohhhhh wait!
<lavaball>
i totally forgot.
<lavaball>
you are gay!
<lavaball>
now it makes sense.
<SiFuh>
I am not gay right now. I feel sad
<SiFuh>
I now have a street mutt living at my home
<lavaball>
oh, how is purzel grummridge doing?
<SiFuh>
Made his bedding in a breifcase at my front door
<SiFuh>
Worzel
<lavaball>
i call him purzel.
<SiFuh>
He's doing well actually
<lavaball>
and remiliascarlet i call remi.
<lavaball>
and you i call gay.
<SiFuh>
Had to do a full hardcore train on him
<SiFuh>
zorz^ was laughing
<SiFuh>
Worzel always wants to come into the house. So I had devised a plan to teach him boundaries very fast. All food goes outside the door we never use. He has learned that if he is going to eat, he will hear me open the side door. Secondly, every time he steps into the house I shout "Bath Time" and if he doesn't leave. I take him and give him a bath. He hates baths.
<lavaball>
i can relate.
<SiFuh>
They say it takes 6 months to teach bounderies to a dog
<SiFuh>
Dude! I did it in two days!
<SiFuh>
The hardest was teaching the nieces, cousins and nephews
<SiFuh>
Worzel was the easiest to train
<lavaball>
you are a saint for taking him in.
<lavaball>
gotta give you that.
<SiFuh>
Not me
<lavaball>
i wouldn't have.
<SiFuh>
My wife
<lavaball>
you are still doing all the work.
<SiFuh>
But she couldn't touch him
<SiFuh>
I was to drive away but I sat and looked at the steering wheel and thought. "Fuck, I am married. FUCK! She's gunna be guilty" so I stepped outside the car and told her to turn the engine off
<lavaball>
turn the engine off?
<lavaball>
were you afraid she would leave you both? you and the dog?
<SiFuh>
I was a pitbull trainer. Anyways, doesn't matter. She is now able to touch a dog which she never could do.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Automotive theft is common here.
<SiFuh>
Vet said it will take 14 days to get rid of the ticks, fleas and gnats and I did it in 3
<SiFuh>
Vet said he can't eat meat he is too young and I did it in 1 day
<SiFuh>
Vet says he can't chew bones for at least 6 months. He chews bones daily
<SiFuh>
Vet says he can't eat raw meat. Fuck the vet. This guy eats raw meat and if he bites you, you are going to know about it!
<SiFuh>
Vet says he needs a 6 in 1 vaccine. I told the vet to fuck off.
<lavaball>
haha.
<lavaball>
just don't make him fight other dogs.
<lavaball>
or other anythings.
<SiFuh>
I actually have a plan in the works
<SiFuh>
My plane is to smuggle him to my old girlfriends farm in Thailand
<SiFuh>
She loves dogs and he will be unvaccinated and live like a king
<lavaball>
so they can eat him?
<lavaball>
until they .... eat him.
<SiFuh>
Thailand not Vietnam
<SiFuh>
Actually it is Taboo to eat dog meat in the place I plan to take hime
<lavaball>
what are you even doing in thailand?
<SiFuh>
Secondly dog eaters such as myself know the rules
<SiFuh>
BLACK, and FEMALE
<SiFuh>
Anything else is not tasty
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I am more Thai than Asian or Australian
<lavaball>
just don't insult the king.
<SiFuh>
In fact I was thinking of teaching him in Thai language
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Correct
<SiFuh>
Or step on money
<lavaball>
what?
<lavaball>
that i didn't know.
<SiFuh>
Or point at something with your foot
<SiFuh>
Or stand on second or higher floor when king comes
<SiFuh>
Or keep your top windows open when king is nearby
<lavaball>
?
<SiFuh>
Or use a toothpick in public
<lavaball>
the real people and their real lwas.
<SiFuh>
Women can't cross their legs like western women do. They must point them away and together
<lavaball>
hahah
<SiFuh>
Men can't put foot on knee like Western men do. They must cross legs like western women and keep feet pointed away.
<SiFuh>
Oh yeah, it is okay to pick your nose in public and wipe your snot on your sleeve
<SiFuh>
But impolite to use a tooth pick without covering your mouth
<SiFuh>
Fuck man, I lived in Thailand for years and years. The culture there is like 100% opposite every other culture.
<SiFuh>
I told my friend before flying to Australia. "What ever you think is polite is probably not and what ever you think is not polite is probably polite"
<SiFuh>
Since I lived in Thailand for a long time and starting at a very young age. A lot of their culture is still engrained in me
<SiFuh>
Met two friends from USA and Australia. Aussie married a woman from Thailand. "Dude, you know it is impolite to put your feet on the chair right?" Hahaha his wife sided with me. The American "You know it is impolite to wear shorts in public right?" My friends wife also sided with me.
<SiFuh>
They had no fucking clue
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Anyway, to be honest, I doubt you have anything to be concerned about when it comes to survival since Europe has rich natural foods. STAY AWAY FROM MUSHROOMS unless you are 100% sure what you are eating is safe.
<SiFuh>
That is the only warning I can give for Europe
<lavaball>
shiny.
<lavaball>
well, thanks for the run down.
<SiFuh>
I am a bit annoyed because I was going to rotate my tyres but the realized the tread only goes one way. It means, I need to de-rim ever tyre and re-rim them and rotate them
<SiFuh>
I don't have the tools for taking tyres off of rims
<SiFuh>
I probably could but faster at the shop
<SiFuh>
I think Friday or Saturday, I will take to my friends shop
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