<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: I only wonder how effective that ad measurement would be. As strong as uBlock Origin, or as much of a joke as Adblock Plus?
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Pretty much the entire (hyper)carnivore branch of the animal kingdom eats raw meat, except for humans.
<remiliascarlet>
And the hyper part just means "can survive on plants if necessary, but is non-essencial."
<remiliascarlet>
Basically what most people refer to as "omnivore".
<remiliascarlet>
Last time I went to a Starbucks to do my dayjob, I don't think I understood it well, but there was some song playing in the background where the entire lyrics was "Herbivore, omnivore, carnivore! OOOH OOOH! Carnivore, omnivore, herbivore! OOOH OOH!".
<remiliascarlet>
Now I see why everyone says that modern music sucks.
<remiliascarlet>
I usually take earbuds with me there, because the music they play in the background sucks.
<SiFuh>
If it ain't Pink Floyd or Country, it probably sucks
<remiliascarlet>
The side effect is that nobody's willing to take out a camera and film random people, because it'll be taken down by JewTube's DMCA system.
<SiFuh>
Hahah "TRUMP ARRIVES AT RNC AFTER ASSASSINATION" They forgot the word failed or attempted
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: zorz: I will got to bus station later tonight to get a bus ticket. If I can, I won't be online for a day or two or three.
<SiFuh>
Computer will be though
<zorz>
okay, SiFuh have a good one my firend.
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<SiFuh>
Dyslexic
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Why do you need 3 days to buy a bus ticket?
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "TRUMP ARRIVES AT RNC AFTER ASSASSINATION" I can't wait to hear a political speech from a ghost!
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Buy a ticket and gone for a bus ride.
<SiFuh>
7 hours north
<SiFuh>
I've only a military airbase here. So can't fly up there.
<SiFuh>
They won't let me in the base let alone take a ride in an F15 Eagle
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: I don't. I wish I could just do freelancing, but that industry is unstable as fuck.
<SiFuh>
Oohh, They don't have the F15 Eagle. They have the F5 Tiger II and a MIG 29's.
<SiFuh>
MIGs are awesome!
<SiFuh>
MIG29 Retired from service! WTF
<SiFuh>
They have a Sukhoi Su-30 cool. Still in service. Damn!
<lavaball>
remi, seriously?
<SiFuh>
Of course she is serious ball.
<lavaball>
i was trying to point out that both your jokes are bad. his setup was lackluster, and your ghost joke was horrible.
<SiFuh>
Mine wasn't a joke. He wasn't assassinated. He had an attempted or failed assassination. You could say he had his ear assassinated though
<lavaball>
as i said, your setup was meh.
<SiFuh>
Holy shit! I gave this puppy some heavy duty parasite medication (300 grams to early. She needs to 2KG for this pill) and she has pooped out hundreds of worms
<lavaball>
weeaahhhrrrggg..
<lavaball>
you better safe our girl.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Just like black pudding with instant noodles hanging out
<lavaball>
yes, we definitely needed this described in detail. why not pictures? or a video?
<lavaball>
this is sarcasm!
<SiFuh>
I have a photo
<lavaball>
!!!
<SiFuh>
Wife sent it to me
<SiFuh>
I said "Telegram has spoiler alerts. Why didn't you spoiler the picture and then say click if you want to see her shit"
<lavaball>
i think you should keep your erotic pictures private.
<SiFuh>
I have a picture of her vomit with two worms inside it.
<lavaball>
by all means, please enjoy.
<lavaball>
i'm gonna go cook.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Instant noodles that wiggle in black pudding?
<lavaball>
not into gagh.
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<remiliascarlet>
Someone: "If I earn 0.0001 XMR, do I have to report this to taxation?" Me: "If you don't report having Monero in the first place, then you don't need to report anything."
<SiFuh>
Tax man and the devil share the same address
<lavaball>
yes, you have to report it. the point of monero is that nobody can prove it.
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<remiliascarlet>
Just don't report it, fuck taxation!