<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Last week, I had my knife out at Starbucks to make sure a book I had with me won't close by itself, immediately 2 elderly people asked me "is that a toy knife?", I said "no, it's the real thing.", and moved to another seat out of fear.
<remiliascarlet>
At least they had the courage to say anything. All the soyboys that look at my knife won't even say shit, they only look at it nurvously.
<remiliascarlet>
I already looked into some of the rental telework offices before, but Starbucks is by far the cheapest option. You just pay 380 yen for a coffee, throw it away, and sit for however long you want.
<remiliascarlet>
As long as you keep the empty mug at wherever you're sitting.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Happens to me here too. Pisses me off that people are so freaking weak
<remiliascarlet>
I actually find both hillarious and sad at the same time.
<remiliascarlet>
Hillarious to see how many weaklings are around these days, but also sad to see how many weaklings are around these days.
<SiFuh>
They offend me
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<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: By the way, I looked at the packaging of the sirlion. The reason why it's so fatty is because it's wagyu.
<remiliascarlet>
I looked at sirlions of other countries (Australia and US), and there's barely any fat there. But on the Japanese one, the fat goes throughout the meat.
<SiFuh>
At least Joe Biden had an excuse due to health and age.
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<SiFuh>
Fuck you zorzy
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Hahahahaha This guy calls into the radio station. "I think we should stick Gretta Thunberg up there at the North Pole and shoot all the Polar Bears. All they do is eat fish, crap and fart. They are not essential for life on Earth. So after she has killed all the Polar Bears. Send her to the South Pole and shoot all those useless penguins."
<zorz>
actually, as i noticed personally.... i am not addicted to the nicotine... i am addicted to the move.
<zorz>
i like to hold a bic lighter... and i like to hold a lighted cigarette.... its the movement.
<lavaball>
anyone who smokes is a bitch. not the kind i'm looking for though.
<zorz>
SiFuh: yesterday stock market lost 1.1 trillion. They start realizing in usa that no matter Trump or Harris they already swim in the shit.
<zorz>
lavaball: go drink your milk!
<SiFuh>
zorz: Harris isn't going to be in. She cannot by law!
<lavaball>
anyone who knowingly damages themselves is clearly stupid.
<SiFuh>
Both her parents were not citizens when she was born. They were actually in American illegally on expired visas. Her parents are both Indian and Jamaican. By Jamaican law she is automatically a Jamaican citizen. For her to legally be a president she needs to be born to two American citizen parents and she must have no other citizenship. But since she automatically gets Jamaican citizenship them she is
<SiFuh>
also disqualified
<SiFuh>
[lavaball> anyone who knowingly damages themselves is clearly stupid. <-- Says the cud muncher
<SiFuh>
zorz: Which part of 'No!' don't you understand?
<zorz>
one for you.... one for me!
<zorz>
chiquita!
<zorz>
tomorrow, or the day after Obama official will support Harris.
<SiFuh>
zorz: No one does
<SiFuh>
zorz: None of the Democrats like her. She is cringeworthy
<lavaball>
they are going for her hard at the moment though.
<lavaball>
even germany.
<lavaball>
i don't think they know what they are doing their own self.
<SiFuh>
Isn't it like 20 or 30 states that already have Biden on the ballet and it can't be removed?
<lavaball>
not that many, but yes.
<lavaball>
as if that matters. they'll cheat anyway.
<SiFuh>
I don't think there will be an election
<lavaball>
that could also be the case
<lavaball>
but from the looks of it they are in free fall.
<SiFuh>
But I also don't trust Trump.
<lavaball>
there is no plan whatsoever.
<SiFuh>
He might be a wolf in sheep's clothing.
<lavaball>
yeah, after the first 4 years where he did nothing he now starts to go full establishment in his second term they wantted to shoot him for.
<lavaball>
...
<lavaball>
the only thing that bothers me about uncle donald, is that he claimed the grab by the pussy thing.
<SiFuh>
That each patch thing that people are doing is so ridiculous.
<SiFuh>
It's like American politics has become a religion
<lavaball>
these days everything has.
<SiFuh>
Covid cult
<SiFuh>
Mask cult
<SiFuh>
Palestinie cult
<SiFuh>
Israel cult.
<SiFuh>
Yeah, all fucking retarded
<lavaball>
it's the npc thing. they need to fill their life with meaning.
<lavaball>
religion is the thing.
<SiFuh>
I often get asked if I am pro-Palestine or pro-Israel. "First of all. I am anti-government. Palestine and Israel are governments. Secondly, I do not give a fuck about what goes on over there. I am interested in what goes on here!"
<SiFuh>
Saying you are pro-* means jack shit. Get a fucking airplane and go over there.
<lavaball>
both sides have a god. he will handle that for them. us injecting ourselves into their conflict would be disrespectful to their beliefs.
<SiFuh>
Just shows how the education system had nothing to do with educating people to be intelligent.
<zorz>
SiFuh: i just watched the speech of USA president in congress yesterday
<zorz>
fucking hell
<SiFuh>
US doesn't have a president right now
<zorz>
Netanayhu
<SiFuh>
Did you see the police officers?
<SiFuh>
More police officers than the state of New York
<lavaball>
mrbeast anyone?
<zorz>
fuckin hell... i was shocked how relaxed he was... and the attitude like is his cabinet in Israel
<SiFuh>
zorz: I was talking to my brother in Australia on the phone and when the mutt tried entering the house I said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and the mutt stopped and my brother said his dog also stopped.
<SiFuh>
zorz: I don't see lavaball's IP in your nftables dropped list.
<SiFuh>
zorz: She has had zero votes. She was never elected. BLM are telling everyone not to vote for her. The money she raised is a fraud. Funds were stolen from Biden. The polls are all fake. Do you know what this tells me?
<SiFuh>
Even Obama won't vouch for her.
<SiFuh>
It tells me she is a distraction. Probably distraction for the Trump real/fake assassination in the news going too public.
<zorz>
i dont know man.
<zorz>
we shall she,,, how it will end up
<SiFuh>
zorz: lavaball: Here is food for thought. Of the states that can't replace Biden from the ballets, the only way they can technically eplace the candidate is if the candidate is dead.
<SiFuh>
Wonder if both Biden and Harris will be taken out.
<lavaball>
the'll just cheat the old way again.
<lavaball>
not that i think they have any issues with killing people.
<zorz>
guys i am telling you... next president is Harris.
<zorz>
mainly because of the coup
<SiFuh>
Mo
<SiFuh>
No
<zorz>
du -hsx * | sort -rh | head -10
<zorz>
nice command :P
<farkuhar>
"ballet", where "ballot" was expected, must be an Aussie English spelling quirk (like the "farmasi" instead of "pharmacy" that I saw in Malaysia). I'm trying hard to keep myself from imagining Biden taking the stage to show off his dance moves.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: It's a dance ;-)
<zorz>
Apotheke
<zorz>
farmasi pharmacy apotheke: best business, selling hope.
<farkuhar>
But a ballet dance is choreographed, unfolding according to some director's vision. If you want to talk about dances where the participants have some kind of choice in their partners (as voters do when filling out a ballot), then the appropriate genre would be ballroom dancing, right?
<zorz>
next version of ncdu, is written is zig. This guy aswell goes with zig.
<zorz>
my wm is wirtten in zig.
<zorz>
farkuhar: it will be good to add zig 13 in contrib.
<lavaball>
fucking telekom.
<lavaball>
if you ever have to deal with them, remember, they are criminals.
<SiFuh>
Fucking mafia. If you ever have to deal with them, remember they are criminals.
<zorz>
Fucking SiFuh. If you ever have to deal with him, remember he is cunt!
<zorz>
heh
<zorz>
lavaball: this filen.io german tech is amazing!
<zorz>
i download now files from mega.nz to upload in filen.io and delete my mega.nz account.
<zorz>
ok 10GB less, but... i will survive.
<lavaball>
this what what?
<zorz>
cloud storage. i think filen.io is the best. German tech.
<zorz>
fast, encrypted. i signed app only with email. nice UX
<dlcusa>
I suspect the PTB in the Democratic Party are giving Harris enough rope to hang herself before the convention. Then? Maybe Hillary rises.
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: If there is an election. I am in agreeance with you. Hillary or Obama. But I think this Harris is a distraction and the Dems hate her. They only used her for skin colour.
<dlcusa>
If they were serious about her, they'd 25th Amendment Biden before the convention.
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: Good point
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: I heard Biden is extremely angry how they basically stabbed him in the back
<farkuhar>
Didn't Hillary Clinton already run against Trump, and lose? I don't think Dems will risk a repeat of that scenario. Passing over Biden in 2016 was the wrong move; in that election he would have been a stronger candidate against Trump.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Unless Trump is a plant. I am doubting there is to be an election.
<farkuhar>
zorz: it's rare to find an online service these days that only requires an email address to sign up. Now they all want to verify your identity with a "second factor", usually a phone number tied to some mobile carrier.
<farkuhar>
Oh great, a new version of rust has been released. Maybe it'll resolve the firefox build errors I've been seeing on the CRUX MUSL laptop, and I'll finally feel comfortable bumping the version of contrib/firefox.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Did you need an exclamation mark after "Oh great"?
<SiFuh>
Or is it that depressing?
<lavaball>
they actually wanna nominate kamala?
<lavaball>
are
<lavaball>
they
<lavaball>
insane?!
<SiFuh>
No
<lavaball>
timmy is making a morning show about it.
<SiFuh>
Timmy is a moron
<lavaball>
i'm gonna see what he has to say.
<SiFuh>
I should too
<SiFuh>
I can't understand why Timmy would even want to be a democrat by now.
<lavaball>
i disagree. his issue is him wanting to be the smartest kid in the room.
<SiFuh>
I've seen some of the shit he says. Cuts off people to spill garbage and won't listen to reason
<lavaball>
i'm talking about pool. who are you talking about?
<SiFuh>
Timmy is a Democrat
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, do you speak Malay? Or is English enough?
<SiFuh>
I don't speak Malay but that is by choice. English is enough most of the time. I may throw in a Malay sentence once or twice. But no. I don't speak it
<ppetrov^>
farkuhar, mentioned curious spelling there, so it occurred to me I never asked you this
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: On the way to meet farkuhar I spoke English to everyone. Indians, Bangladeshi, Thai, Malays. All people were nice and we were able to converse
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: My wife's parents are born here and can't speak Malay at all. They only speak Cantonese with each other. Mandarin to their children.
<SiFuh>
I actually find it offensive that they can neither speak either of the national languages. I think English has been dropped from the national language list though a couple of years ago.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: I'm not actually very hopeful that updating rust will fix the firefox build issue on CRUX MUSL, hence the lack of an exclamation mark. The only successful build I got was firefox 126.0 with emmett1's llvm-project 18.1.6 and rust 1.78.0, several months ago. Subsequent version bumps of rust, llvm, clang, and firefox all complained about libclang: "dynamic loading not supported".
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: emmett1 wanted to ask you about your CRUX MUSL laptop. He said yesterday that he may join today to talk to you about it.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Malay is a very efficient language and quite easy to learn. Most foreigners can learn it in a few months.
<farkuhar>
My next thought was to try downgrading llvm and clang, to the last version that successfully compiled firefox. Each llvm and clang build takes about two hours, which is why it takes so long to troubleshoot this build error on such an underpowered machine.
<SiFuh>
I really hate bloated and huge software with massive compile times.
<SiFuh>
Nothing should be longer than building the kernel
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, I suck at languages, so i would take me more
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: It's not like you are learning Russian or Vietnamese or Welsh for that matter.
<SiFuh>
And lots of words are English words.
<ppetrov^>
I have studied Russian for 7 years and it's from the Slavic langauge group, same as my mother tongue
<ppetrov^>
so not sucha big deal for me
<ppetrov^>
:P
<SiFuh>
Cheater
<ppetrov^>
used to be kinda fluent some 20 years ago
<ppetrov^>
yep
<SiFuh>
I can barely speak it
<ppetrov^>
recently we watched some russian movies, i would understand half
<SiFuh>
I watched Fizruk in Russian
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<farkuhar>
I don't speak or write zig. Maybe I shouldn't be the one to fulfil zorzy's request for zig to be added in the contrib repo. But ncdu is pretty useful, so a zig port would definitely be appreciated.
<ppetrov^>
farkuhar, joins in discussing languages
<SiFuh>
Heh
<farkuhar>
Heh, the 6 years I studied German turned out to be sufficient to make my way through the novel "Mogelpackung" by Jan Schroeter. But expressing my own thoughts in a foreign language, either conversationally or in writing, requires a different skillset.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: I told Suwako-chan about that out of the replacements for Biden, Big Mike would be the most likely to be chosen, since he checks all the boxes, and even told her all the checkboxes. She said "but isn't being a tranny, gay, and woke, and pretending to be a woman considered harram in Islam?", because the Obama's are apparently Muslim.
<farkuhar>
Interestingly, I grabbed a copy of "Mogelpackung" on the final day of our trip to Malaysia. So busy were the previous three days that I can't even recall whether I had any other books with me, or if I had merely spent the free time reading threads about the upcoming USA election.
<remiliascarlet>
And being Muslim is yet another wokeness checkbox which I overlooked earlier. Funny how they can just include an entire group that's at odds with everything they believe in, just for not being "straight white male"?
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: 17th and 18th of August is the camping trip
<remiliascarlet>
OK.
<SiFuh>
Not 4x4 off-road
<remiliascarlet>
According to my calendar, 17th of August is Saturday, and 18th is Sunday.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I couldn't find that Rubik's Cube shop
<lavaball>
i think i'm gonna try debian. anyone any experience? i need something mint like. opensuse tumbleweed i still can't recommend.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: End of August we have a real 4x4 trip planned so far. 3 days and 2 nights.
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: Yes, decades of experience.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: She ain't nominated yet
<SiFuh>
Actually the real nomination is around the 7th of August if I remember
<remiliascarlet>
Debian is not quite Mint-like. Mint is Debian-like.
<lavaball>
i mean how easy is the desktop thing? do they send out notifications for updates?
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: You know how they operate. If a selection is rigged, they can "predict" the future.
<remiliascarlet>
When I used Debian as a desktop, can't really remember notifications being a thing in any Linux distro, including Debian.
<remiliascarlet>
I thought you meant something more server related.
<lavaball>
as if i would use systemd for servers.
<lavaball>
i need someone for the end user.
<remiliascarlet>
zorz uses Debian as a desktop.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The wife says she doesn't like camping. Last time we went her tent filled up with water and I didn't care. I asked her where did I sleep and she said outside on a bedroll (Cowboy style under the stars near the fire). So I asked where did the rain come from because I had zero shelter and everything was dry.
<SiFuh>
Now we are wondering if it was a dream that she thought was real. HAHAHA
<zorz>
zorz: uses crux
<SiFuh>
zorz uses people to read the manual for him.
<remiliascarlet>
Happens often. You can't tell whether it's a dream or fake until you wake up, no matter how unrealistic the dream is.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I think it is funny and she is now in a bad mood snapping at me.
<zorz>
iam the only person that remiliascarlet is nice with!
<zorz>
:P
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Also the dream happened like weeks or a month ago.
<lavaball>
i don't think she was every mean to me either.
<lavaball>
she's just nice like that.
<SiFuh>
Fuck you zorzy!
<SiFuh>
Fuck you muppet head
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<remiliascarlet>
I just use (racial) slurs to be polite.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I went looking for that shop you said. Walked all the way down and never saw the sign. So eventually when I got to Chulia. I gave up.
<lavaball>
i like it.
<zorz>
SiFuh: drink a beer and be nice!
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The Jerry likes it!
<lavaball>
i like popping cherries too.
<SiFuh>
zorz: I don't need anyone to tell me to drink a beer. I don't think I am ever without one.
<lavaball>
which brings me to the constant issue of there being a lack of bitches!
<SiFuh>
lavaball: surprised you know that slang
<SiFuh>
zorz: Ask farkuhar. I was drinking beer the moment he met me in the morning before breakfast and in the evening when he left. :-P
<remiliascarlet>
Sometimes, "fucking nigger" can possibly mean "you're so kind".
<SiFuh>
lavaball: You fucking nigger!
<remiliascarlet>
But most of the time, it has a negative meaning.
<lavaball>
i will buy a knife because of remi.
<SiFuh>
I thought it was You fucking dog!
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I will buy remiliascarlet a Thai Nagi because lavaball will buy a knife.
<remiliascarlet>
Just like how the #freebsd people thought that calling Wayland "Gayland" was somehow a positive thing, and when I said it's a negative thing, the outrage mob showed up.
<lavaball>
i was making a point, SiFuh, which of course you didn't understand.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: She will have a bigger point, which of course you didn't understand
<lavaball>
someone's good fucking lord, bring this man some breakfast.
<SiFuh>
Your jokes/insults don't work if no one knows what they mean
<lavaball>
the logs are public.
<SiFuh>
Surely even a retard would have figured that out by now but you just keep chugging like a train.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Wife loves the hat and bag so much. So I stole her Levi's bag ;-)
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: don't call it stealing. Just say you traded a Thomas Tools bag for her Levi's bag.
<SiFuh>
No I stole it
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<farkuhar>
On the last day in Malaysia, not only did I grab a free copy of "Mogelpackung" from the neighborhood book exchange, I also bought a new pair of tennis shoes from the outlet store on the Butterworth side of the bridge. The exchange rate made them insanely cheap, by US standards. I can't remember the last time I saw similar quality shoes in US outlet stores for only 30USD.
<SiFuh>
You took the bridge?
<farkuhar>
The second bridge, yes. I think it was the longest bridge I've ever been on.
<SiFuh>
I took the ferry. It would have been nice for you to do that because you would see all the wooden white capped pillars and ask me what they are for. I would them reply. They are for the new Intel Powerstation.
<zorz>
farkuhar: you should jump from the bridge!
<farkuhar>
Oh, I could see those pillars from the bridge too.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: After you thorw zorz from the bridge to break the water
<SiFuh>
Are you sure the shoes are good quality?
<farkuhar>
zorz: just take the hint about foreign currencies, and profit in silence. No need to pollute the conversation with a non-sequitur about jumping from a bridge.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: they're Yonex-branded badminton shoes, actually, and they're holding up pretty well so far.
<SiFuh>
I don't know what that is.
<SiFuh>
I wear boots
<SiFuh>
So I can kick people like zorz off a bridge using gravity
<SiFuh>
I'd prefer to buy a pair of US made cowboy boots than what I see people wear
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I always found it interesting that for over 10 grand USD you can buy a pair of cowboy boots and a Stetson hat.
<lavaball>
you jelly because i get all the bitches, or angry because i don't leave them alive for you
<lavaball>
to then eat them.
<lavaball>
i hear you like a cream filling.
<SiFuh>
our URLs are always full of faggots with long hair and can't trim their nails
<SiFuh>
our/your
<SiFuh>
Talking shit for hours and never getting to the point.
<SiFuh>
Why would I destroy my time on it?
<SiFuh>
I actually think you are a homosexual
<SiFuh>
You just haven't said the truth. So it means you are a liar and I hate liars
<lavaball>
haha, i was asked today if i'm dom or sub.
<lavaball>
first she said top or bottom, so i thought she was a dude and gay.
<lavaball>
so i offered to pass her message along
<lavaball>
to you.
<SiFuh>
Gay is always on your mind.
<lavaball>
well, i'm in here all day everyday.
<lavaball>
and you are the one who is usually talking.
<lavaball>
so it's innevitible.
<SiFuh>
And you are the one usually annoying
<SiFuh>
Seems you want something you can't get
<lavaball>
inevitable.
<lavaball>
bitches
<lavaball>
?
<lavaball>
yeha.
<lavaball>
but i want something that doesn't seem to exist, or at least which i can't seem to fin.
<lavaball>
d
<SiFuh>
And worse you threatened to kill one of our members
<SiFuh>
Then said you don't make the rules
<SiFuh>
That alone can put you in prison in many countries
<lavaball>
most judge have had breakfast, so i'm not worried.
<lavaball>
judges
<SiFuh>
I don't think you can ever find a woman, unless it is a drugged addicted bitch that cries for help and needs your money. Because you are a very useless excuse for a human. She'll accept your beatings, just so she can get more drugs. Which means she isn't there for you, she is there for drugs.
<lavaball>
this crystal movie gets boring fast.
<lavaball>
you've already seen the spoiler network girl.
<lavaball>
she was way too young for drugs.
<SiFuh>
I doubt you will ever marry a woman that loves you. Probably by force or live alone.
<SiFuh>
Guess you will need a dog.
<SiFuh>
I can send you one
<lavaball>
no critters in the house.
<lavaball>
and yeah, the marriage thing seems more and more unlikely.
<lavaball>
sad though, i have a great dick.
<SiFuh>
I doubt it
<SiFuh>
Probably have a disease infected foreskin
<lavaball>
nah, at least not september last year.
<lavaball>
that was the last time i was tested.
<lavaball>
upset the russian doctor lady when i wrote her english notes.
<lavaball>
i refused to talk in presence of a windows laptop.
<lavaball>
i knew the outcast is gonna meet the horse face children and they'd work together. probably betrayal in the end.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: The cousin is angry with me. I tol her off. I told her she is destroying my training and turning the dog into a violent animal. No one will take her if she is. She will need to be killed. Now can't even pet her. She will bite you
<SiFuh>
She refuses to accept it is her that did it.
<SiFuh>
Everyone scared of the dog now.
<SiFuh>
Every night, around midnight. She comes and pokes the dog with a stick and beats it with a squeegee
<SiFuh>
I told her you never treat any animal like that. Hands or nothing. Leave it the fuck alone
<SiFuh>
So now I am the bad guy
<SiFuh>
The dog has bitten me three times when trying to pet her. Even though she use to always respect and love to be near me.
<lavaball>
what the fuck is going on over there?
<lavaball>
why do you even have vaxxed people in your house?
<SiFuh>
They live in an undivided area attached to my home
<zorz>
systemd changes and the sudo, its now run0
<SiFuh>
Town houses
<SiFuh>
Fuck you zorzy!
<zorz>
hahahaha
<SiFuh>
zorz: Learn to inject at the right time dude
<zorz>
sorry was not paying attention
<zorz>
excuse me!
<SiFuh>
That's normal
<zorz>
pardon!
<SiFuh>
We are discussing animal abuse
<SiFuh>
Not systemd
<zorz>
so, do not abuse lavaball !
<lavaball>
systemd is the eu. don't let it near you.
<SiFuh>
HAHA
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
lavaball: 2 thumps up
<SiFuh>
Want to watch ppetrov^'s movie he recommended but today is not the time to subtitle stuff
<SiFuh>
lavaball: The lady is scared of dogs. So she takes the tool we use for cleaning shit to keep the dog at bay while she pokes it with a stick. Thinks she is being nice.
<lavaball>
what movie?
<lavaball>
and beat your cousins.
<SiFuh>
Das Experiment (2021)
<lavaball>
just channel your inner lavaball.
<lavaball>
think about my reaction to you letting the dogs fight.
<SiFuh>
No, I already went full fucking Yellowstone on her
<lavaball>
good.
<farkuhar>
zorz uses other people to read the manuals of the software he uses. lavaball uses other people to tell him what he should be appreciating in Dark Crystal. If SiFuh watches ppetrov^s movie, he won't be able to do the tasks that zorz and lavaball want to outsource.
<SiFuh>
She ain't ever fucking dealing with me again.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Hahaha
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
farkuhar: actually i was wanting to use you for something.... but i forgot now.
<SiFuh>
He was called a maggot and monkey eater by the PM
<SiFuh>
Fuck you zorzy!
<SiFuh>
Stop posting shit.
<zorz>
hahahaa
<ppetrov^>
thanks SiFuh for the recommendation
<zorz>
what kind of religion is this... breaking balls?
<SiFuh>
zorz: Fake. It's obvious
<zorz>
lavaball: should practice on that!
<SiFuh>
zorz: It's fake dude
<zorz>
ok man
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: He was one of the rare few Europeans that new the life of the tribal people here
<zorz>
ppetrov^: is not european... me either
<SiFuh>
Heavily jungle trained for this region. I am like a fart compared to him
<SiFuh>
Dude new more about Archipelago survival in the jungle than any British that ever came to explore and research here.
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
Only three reasons a guy like him dissappears. Murdered, accident or wants to.
<SiFuh>
Even Malays think he was murdered
<SiFuh>
If I remember correctly. He was last seen crossing from Indonesia into Malaysia. And vannished
<SiFuh>
He knew more about Jungle survival than actual Malaysians.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: For the record there are two main Malaysians. Those called Orang asli which is a broad term for all the Orang tribes that live in the jungle the government is forcing out. And the Malays who are Muslim from Malaysia that live in the cities, villages and towns. So when I say "e knew more about Jungle survival than actual Malaysians" I am not refering the Orang ***
<SiFuh>
The modern Malay doesn't seem to know much about Jungle survival here.
<SiFuh>
We actually meet the Orang in many of our 4x4 Jungle trips
<ppetrov^>
interesting
<SiFuh>
Often give them free food which I think is actually bad because they don't need it
<SiFuh>
Found the image but some cunt drew a red circle over part of it.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Anyway, we meet them a fair bit. Sad what is happening to them. They are filthy maggot munching monkey eaters according the Muslim government.
<SiFuh>
But nothing to do with me. The people care nothing about this. They only care about Palestine.
<SiFuh>
This movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles portays John Candy as the good guy. Yet Steve Marten always went out of his way to help John Candy and complained all the way...
<SiFuh>
And yet John Candy was a crook a thief and a liar.
<SiFuh>
I care zero what animal or human it is. If can, I can.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Now I have a big issue. Teach a dog not to fight because everyone abuses it because they don't understand animals. Maybe a punishment for me?
<SiFuh>
I already bled three times because of the way they treat the wife's street mutt.
<SiFuh>
I don't blame the kids but the cousins should not fucking touch the dog if they need a stick and a squeegee.
<lavaball>
i don't buy this kharma bullshit.
<SiFuh>
Me too because Kharma works in threes. I am sure I will be bitten more than three times
<SiFuh>
lavaball: She's super aggressive now. I do know the wifes mother has bashed the dogs head in a few times with a walking stick.
<SiFuh>
But when her fear and anxiety moves over to my house then something needs to be done.
<SiFuh>
I told the wife. You send this list of rules to EVERYONE and translate in Chinese.
<zorz^>
Tor, I2P, Freenet, Zeronet, IPFS, Lokinet or Yggdrasil
<SiFuh>
I spent a bit of time on I2P
<SiFuh>
I stopped because there were things no father or mother should see
<zorz>
oooooo
<zorz>
i agree
<zorz>
i am reading infocon and some other sites
<zorz>
but its slow
<zorz>
never tried i2p
<SiFuh>
Fuck you zorzy!
<SiFuh>
All are slow
<zorz>
why?
<SiFuh>
That is called Encryption and anonminty
<SiFuh>
anonymity*
<SiFuh>
FOR FUCK SAKE
<zorz>
yesterday i was somewhere in usa
<zorz>
let me see today
<SiFuh>
zorz: NO ONE CARES DUDE
<SiFuh>
Shut up and keep your shit to yourself
<zorz^>
tor is superior than vpn, nut its slow
<SiFuh>
zorz: NO ONE CARES DUDE
<SiFuh>
Shut up and keep your shit to yourself
<SiFuh>
zorz: Seriously. Slow the fuck down bro
<zorz^>
SiFuh: seriously, fuck off
<SiFuh>
zorz^: When you coming here?
<zorz^>
ip:"193.189.100.202",
<zorz^>
city:"Stockholm",
<zorz^>
today i am swedish
<SiFuh>
Care zero dude
<SiFuh>
zorz^: When you coming here?
<zorz^>
SiFuh: i dont know
<SiFuh>
Well... I think October might be free
<SiFuh>
Have to let you know when the off-road or campin' is
<SiFuh>
September I am busy with other shit.
<SiFuh>
August is free if remiliascarlet can't join
<SiFuh>
We got a heavy off road trip around the end of August
<zorz>
to busy this year... next year
<SiFuh>
There is a camping trip around 17 and 18 but that is just a la la la shit thing where you swim, eat and drink and talk shit.
<zorz>
and not for jungle
<zorz>
i am a city boy.
<SiFuh>
I care zero
<SiFuh>
You going 4x4 if you come here
<SiFuh>
You want cry like a bitch. I will send you to lavaball. He needs bitches.
<SiFuh>
I bet farkuhar would join without question if the timing was right.
<SiFuh>
I think the end August is 12 vehicles
<zorz>
travel this distance... to see jungle... i am not that crazy
<SiFuh>
There is one track that takes 10 hours to drive in normal weather.
<SiFuh>
You can drive right?
<SiFuh>
Who says I need to drive it all?
<SiFuh>
Don't roll my truck
<SiFuh>
I will look at you with menancing eyes until you fuck off back to Greece if you do. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
I can drink 24 cans of beer and not roll my truck so if you did, you'd really suck
<zorz>
hahahha
<zorz>
i am not coming!
<SiFuh>
We drive to test our skills and our vehicles
<SiFuh>
When we arrive. We camp, swim, eat, drink enjoy and sleep
<SiFuh>
Our vehicles are as good as the driver
<SiFuh>
There will be lots of dirt, mud and hair raising scary shit.
<SiFuh>
But we push it to the limit
<SiFuh>
Even the kids who join shit their pants but fucking love it
<SiFuh>
Most never see a vehicle do what we do.
<SiFuh>
If you can drive a manual, you are welcome to drive some parts. Show us what you can do. If you fail, don't worry. We all do.
<SiFuh>
Some places takes us more than 5 goes or winch it.
<zorz^>
only manual
<SiFuh>
Some tracks we know it must be winched
<SiFuh>
Mine is a manual
<SiFuh>
Most drive auto.
<zorz^>
last auto was mitsubishi fto tiptronic
<SiFuh>
For the record... Manual is cool but the modern autos reign supreme
<SiFuh>
Modern autos are just insanely good these days
<zorz^>
i like the feeling of the clutch
<SiFuh>
I still wanted a manual because it is an added skill
<zorz^>
its clutch?
<SiFuh>
Yes me too
<SiFuh>
YES
<zorz^>
especially when i park... makes it so easy.
<SiFuh>
And my jeep is one of the most powerful out there. I am often the winch vehicle
<zorz^>
auto is fuck to park
<SiFuh>
And my truck is petrol because it has the 1JZ engine
<zorz^>
petrol is diesel?
<SiFuh>
And it slaugters many diesels
<zorz^>
petrol is gasoline ?
<SiFuh>
Mine is petrol the lines are diesel but the engine is petrol
<SiFuh>
In fact when we do shit they cheer "1JZ is god!"
<SiFuh>
Yes I use 95
<zorz^>
still you do not answer... diesel or gasoline ?
<zorz^>
gasoline 95
<SiFuh>
I did
<zorz^>
oooooo
<SiFuh>
READ
<zorz^>
gasoline.... is best!
<zorz^>
leaded or unleaded ?
<SiFuh>
I have a modified truck the diesel engine is gone
<SiFuh>
I am using a 1JZ from a Toyota Supra Mark II
<SiFuh>
No unleaded anymore but should be
<SiFuh>
Hence 95
<zorz^>
aaaa you told me that
<SiFuh>
I won't use 98 because it is a waste of money and I won't use 91 because it sucks
<zorz^>
the old good super gasoline leaded
<SiFuh>
Yeah fucking awesome
<SiFuh>
But sure. You have a licence for manual right?
<SiFuh>
Then if so you can drive it
<zorz^>
taking a honda accord, 2000cc twin carbs... fucking amazing
<zorz^>
light car.
<SiFuh>
Mine is not carburettor
<SiFuh>
Fuel injected with turbo
<zorz^>
i used to love the crx 1600cc
<SiFuh>
It's a fucking beast.
<zorz^>
its supra.
<SiFuh>
1600cc fuck no but that was the good old days.
<SiFuh>
Mine is 2400cc
<zorz^>
crx was fast.
<zorz^>
till 140km
<SiFuh>
When the turbo kicks in the truck will launch like nothing you ever felt before
<zorz^>
3 door, nice design
<SiFuh>
Wow
<zorz^>
now i really like the american wrx
<SiFuh>
You actually said 3 doors
<SiFuh>
Everyone calls it a 2 door. I call it a 3 door
<zorz^>
third door is the back
<SiFuh>
My truck can smash a WRX in a drag but in a long track race it won't win.
<SiFuh>
Third doors a barn door.
<SiFuh>
So many don't include it here
<zorz^>
if you have money 2 options GTR skyline or 911 gt3
<SiFuh>
No
<SiFuh>
I want off road not street racing
<zorz^>
GTR skyline is the best man made car
<SiFuh>
The 1 and 2 JZ are the best engines for offorad. Bullet proof
<zorz^>
911 is different story
<SiFuh>
Not a fan of water but can
<SiFuh>
Isn't the 911 a V12?
<SiFuh>
Mines a V6
<SiFuh>
I just searched. 911 is a falt 6
<SiFuh>
Flat*
<zorz^>
you know where i learned to drive. VW van the old with the air(notliquid fridge) engine in the back
<zorz^>
and the steering wheel had no assistance.... man i was 13
<SiFuh>
Mine was a mitsubishi L300 van. A Daewoo and a 1984 Mitsubishi COLT
<zorz^>
this VW is the hippies car
<SiFuh>
Yeah, I had zero power steering when I was learning to drive
<zorz^>
no service nothing... just add oil to the engine
<SiFuh>
Convy Van
<SiFuh>
Engine in the back
<SiFuh>
I know the one
<SiFuh>
Use to spin out in puddles of water because the front would float.
<SiFuh>
Aqua plane like a bitch
<SiFuh>
zorz^: So you changed your mind?
<zorz^>
no
<zorz^>
i am busy
<SiFuh>
Next year dude
<SiFuh>
Still want to join?
<zorz^>
we see
<SiFuh>
I'd even let remiliascarlet drive for fun
<zorz^>
why not...
<SiFuh>
Can you imagine remiliascarlet drives offroad first before getting a licence?
<SiFuh>
No licence in the jungle required dude
<zorz^>
remiliascarlet: has no license ?
<zorz^>
i never understand an adult with no drivers liscense.
<SiFuh>
She has a licence to kill
<SiFuh>
HAHAA
<SiFuh>
I think you never have lived in a big city
<ppetrov^>
zorz^, I got my drivers license very late
<ppetrov^>
i was like 33
<ppetrov^>
i do not like driving and took it only because it's a useful skill. Now I drive every day
<SiFuh>
Mine was 18 for work. Had my learners a single day and converted to full. Then I destroyed 3 cars. 1 company car, 1 ladies car (She was drunk) and my car.
<SiFuh>
After that I got hired to be a professional driver.
<zorz^>
hahaha
<SiFuh>
Never had an accident since
<zorz^>
ppetrov^: its usefull
<SiFuh>
Also I knew how to handle certain scenarios because of the two accidents that destroyed 3 cars.
<zorz^>
ok living in a city like London, you do not need. but in towns is usefull
<SiFuh>
My mother hate that I never used brakes on corners
<SiFuh>
Still don't
<ppetrov^>
zorz^, I do not dare drive in Sofia
<SiFuh>
And I drive an Auto like a manual if it doesn't have sports mode or quick shift.
<zorz^>
go to instabull
<zorz^>
Sofia is babies comparing to Instabull
<ppetrov^>
i got the license, then had to come to Bulgaria 3 weeks later. Suddently I realized all drivers were idiots
<SiFuh>
Been driving so much I have dones the equivalent of 74 laps of the Earth
<ppetrov^>
zorz^, ever been to my humble country?
<zorz^>
ppetrov^: Greece the same
<ppetrov^>
and, yes, i have heard stories about istanbul
<zorz^>
ppetrov^: no never
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: you have any autobahn equivelnts there?
<SiFuh>
Equivalents
<ppetrov^>
we have highways
<SiFuh>
In Au, the speed limit is god. You need to be with 5km of it.
<ppetrov^>
one or two
<ppetrov^>
it's a long and pathetic story, the roads in Bulgaria...
<SiFuh>
The fastest roads are now 130 because of fucking Japanese.
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
And most roads never go above 110
<SiFuh>
In Malaysia I don't need to watch the speedo. I can do 180 past a cop car and they do nothing.
<ppetrov^>
in BG limit is 130, which is higher than FI
<SiFuh>
They only pull you over if you drive like an idiot
<ppetrov^>
and I can assure you, finland has better roads
<zorz^>
130 +10
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Check out our roads
<ppetrov^>
sometimes its 140, zorz^
<SiFuh>
zorz use to be +10 here
<zorz^>
guys... iam dead... going to bed.
<zorz^>
bonne nuit
<ppetrov^>
we allow it
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<SiFuh>
But they silently changed to +5 and if you drive like shit they still get you because even +1 is speeding.
<ppetrov^>
hyvää yötä
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: In Malaysia it pisses me off.
<ppetrov^>
roads good there?
<SiFuh>
There are idiots doing 60 on a 110 roads, and if you overtake at 110 some cunt is flashing you doing 200
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Nope. Roads are shit here
<ppetrov^>
that's dangerous, driving too slow
<SiFuh>
Yes
<SiFuh>
100% agree
<SiFuh>
I tend to stick between 120 and 140
<SiFuh>
Her tyres are rated at 200. So I might be able to do 240 but then they just peel apart
<SiFuh>
My truck is rated at 100 but I don't dare go above 90
<SiFuh>
The tyres will shred because they are mud tyres so I generaly take the ghost highway. Name explains it
<ppetrov^>
ah, the mud tyres
<ppetrov^>
i remember
<SiFuh>
I ain't afraid of ghosts. So the road is generally clear for me.
<SiFuh>
Middle of the night can seem very creepy. Every 200 metres is a pack of dogs. So I always bring meat on that road.
<SiFuh>
I've never used the meat yet, so my friends dog is always happy when I arrive
<SiFuh>
I think the ghosts are not the scariest part though.
<SiFuh>
There are corners that are washed out. One mistake you and the truck can fall almost a KM down a mountain if you don't hit any trees
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<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: If I do end up by GPS accidents on the E8. I use the hazard lights to let them know I am a slow vehicle.
<ppetrov^>
well, yes
<SiFuh>
But it is worse
<SiFuh>
The Emergency lane is usually used by mopeds
<SiFuh>
So they need to overtake me.
<SiFuh>
And it is illegal for me to use those lanes
<SiFuh>
But most police never bother to pull me over. Not sure why
<SiFuh>
But they pull normal cars over if they use that lane
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: To be honest, I think they don't know how to drove a jungle truck so they avoid pulling me over.
<SiFuh>
drive*
<SiFuh>
I can't verify or prove it. I just feel that is the reason
<SiFuh>
Also as mentioned many times before. I can drive the truck with knives, swords, machetes and parang and they never touch me.
<SiFuh>
100% illegal to have in you car.
<SiFuh>
But they always ignore them and let me on my way.
<SiFuh>
I'd never carry that stuff in my wifes car. I will be in prison with no bail and a looming 15 years prison sentence if court
<SiFuh>
if I go to court
<SiFuh>
Wife loves the freedom the truck gives us to be.. well human
<SiFuh>
I keep a Kukhri in my map pocket in the door and a Parang in hers. I have seen them look at it. But they never say a word about it
<SiFuh>
Even in KL the city.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I can imagine remiliascarlet waving a Thai Nagi in the back seat and the police let us continue on our way. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: In Australia we had some roads with zero speed limits. The Japanese use to take their Ferrari's and fast cars to Australia to test them out. After some serious deaths. The road was given a 130 KM per hour speed limit
<SiFuh>
The road was straight. Like a 4 day drive. Truckers use to shove their arms into the steering wheels to keep the straight and sleep for a bit.
<SiFuh>
Funny how foreigners fucked it up for everyone
<SiFuh>
Eyre Hwy
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
I am so happy my mum sent me my old miltary gear
<SiFuh>
I lived in that shit for 2 years
<SiFuh>
Going to need some patching though
<SiFuh>
Good thing I can sew
<ppetrov^>
i can sew buttons, but they don't last
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Hate buttons but there is a trick to them
<SiFuh>
Wife always gets me to sew her buttons because he knows they will never come off
<SiFuh>
Two holes 5 times. The other two 5 times. Come from the button and wrap around 5 times. Then into the fabric and tie a knot on the other side..
<SiFuh>
This is the simple technique. Lasts a long time
<SiFuh>
There are more complicated methods but I tend to use them only jungle/bush/military clothing
<SiFuh>
Normal clothing 5x5x5 method
<SiFuh>
For Jungle/Bush/Military it is 5x1 + 5x1 + 5x1 method 1 = knots
<SiFuh>
Every military piece I buy I do the 5x1 + 5x1 +5x1 method before ever wearing.
<SiFuh>
Shits me that I have do a better job then them
<ppetrov^>
heh
<SiFuh>
bbl
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