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<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Still alive?
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Yes.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Okay, just checking ;-)
<remiliascarlet> Funny side effect of having had to restart this server: every time I get mentioned, the server beeps.
<SiFuh> Heh, cool. PC speaker?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: BEEP!
<remiliascarlet> No speaker got connected to it.
<remiliascarlet> I guess the motherboard itself has some kind of speaker.
<SiFuh> I meant the pizo speaker inside. If it has one
<SiFuh> Piezo*
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: That's cool. I miss the days of motherboards with Piezo speakers.
<SiFuh> Use to be able to configure OpenBSD to 'click' through the Piezo while typing.
<SiFuh> And I have a cool script someone wrote that can play music through it you /dev/dsp though
<SiFuh> you/you need
<SiFuh> Should find it for you and get you to test it on the server.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Here https://dpaste.com/29HJKM9Q3.txt
<SiFuh> I didn't make it. Someone else did
<remiliascarlet> Confiscated C code looks sus.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Haha yeah, but it is clean even though it looks messy
<remiliascarlet> (thinking emoji)
<SiFuh> I think in Linux you configure /dev/dsp through alsa then you can run the script after you compile it as ./sig3 > /dev/dsp
<SiFuh> Then it plays a midi type sound through the PC piezo speaker on the motherboard, for forever until you control C it.
<SiFuh> Seems I need snd_pcm_oss enabled in the kernel
<zorz> BREAKING: Bloomberg reports Boeing will be charged with criminal fraud
<zorz> HAHAHAHA
<zorz> 15 July a prosecutor of boeing commited suicide....
<SiFuh> Boeing aircrafts suck
<SiFuh> I actually never have liked them
<zorz> before booking a ticket i always check.
<SiFuh> I like the Embraers
<zorz> ok small plane, regular aviation airbus.
<SiFuh> I find it funny flying with Russians
<SiFuh> They always clap when the plane lands safely
<zorz> hahaha, greeks aswell
<zorz> man worst was with saudi airlines... only chickens they do not put in the cabin.
<zorz> fuckin hell, never again.
<SiFuh> The funniest landing I have ever had was at Astana in Kazhakstan. The pilot was speaking English and the flight was delayed to land because the runway was choked. A choked runway in Khazakstan. WTF? Anyway he speaks on the mic. We are preparing to land on runway 2. The worst runway in all of Khazakstan. He said it is like corrugated iron and not to worry if things fall off the plane it is normal. I
<SiFuh> burst out laughing and then realised. Only I understood English on the flight. Everyone was looking at me weirdly.
<zorz> heh
<SiFuh> After landing he said it wasn't so bad because we still have both wings
<zorz> hahahaha
<SiFuh> Runway 2 was definitely like corrugated iron though.
<zorz> khazakstan... normal
<zorz> SiFuh: hahhaha
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<zorz> lavaball: https://a.uguu.se/TOhhTKfK.png HAHAHA
<SiFuh> I will go outside and drink beer with the Mad Max dog soon
<SiFuh> zorz: Are you retarded?
<SiFuh> You posted the same URL twice
<zorz> [11:49:15] < zorz> https://a.uguu.se/TOhhTKfK.png
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<zorz> [11:49:25] < zorz> lavaball: https://a.uguu.se/TOhhTKfK.png HAHAHA
<zorz> second time was for lavaball
<SiFuh> You care about balls of lava?
<SiFuh> HAHAHA
<zorz> no no no early morning
<SiFuh> So what is it?
<SiFuh> Early afternoon?
<zorz> depends, with the time i wake up. just an hour ago... so it is morning for me
<zorz> time though is 11:53
<SiFuh> I woke up in 1988
<lavaball> i think we are already getting fucked enoug has it is.
<SiFuh> I was staring at the wall in the classroom thinking to myself. 7 more years of this shit. Why? I started asking myself many questions. Then realised it was all a scam.
<SiFuh> I remember actually staring at the wall thinking this in 1988 when I suddenly realised it. Hahaha
<SiFuh> She went to a wedding and they gave her a flower, a boiled egg, a 250 gram packet of rice and a small packet of tissues. Asian wedding gifts. HAHAAHA
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<SiFuh> zorz: The brother-in-law wants me to give his son beer so he can be a man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That ain't how it works
<SiFuh> Beer doesn't make you a man. Man makes you a beer :-P
<zorz> hahhaha
<zorz> IQ potato the brother in law
<SiFuh> zorz: Yep
<SiFuh> 2 years ago during Ching Chong new years. I offered him a beer. He said no it is bad for health. Then he took many cans of Coca Cola and handed them out.
<zorz> debian frustrated me right now.... i am playing with python websockkets crypto some charts.... and all this dev packages all fucking split packages.... i will install arch again.
<SiFuh> zorz: You retarded?
<SiFuh> You don't need to whore yourself between distros
<SiFuh> Just find one and make it fucking work
<SiFuh> If you have to change OS because of something so miniscule, then you are probably mentally retarded
<SiFuh> So, stop being a retard and fucking make it work.
<SiFuh> Why the fuck are you using inferior Linux Distros anyway? Can't you write a fucking CRUX port?
<SiFuh> Or 2 million ports if it depends on python shit
<zorz> yes yes yes
<zorz> SiFuh: you know my os. i just cannot install it there.
<SiFuh> zorz: All I know is you are an OS whore.
<SiFuh> I see no reason to use anything except OpenBSD, maybe Winshit and maybe CRUX linux or RouterOS.
<SiFuh> Unless you want to play around. But as I said above. I see no reason to use anything except OpenBSD.
<zorz> openbsd i am ok. unfortunately, i cannot run it for desktop use on that pentium duo 4g ram
<zorz> listen, i install emacs-gtk (always debian) to check something... it changes everything mail this that. I unistall and autoremove reboot
<zorz> does not boot,,, MTA stuck
<zorz> yes ofcourse... did not uninstalled exim4 as it installed it
<zorz> bullshit.
<zorz> i am fed up with linux.
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<lavaball> unbelievable how retarded people are.
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: You know somebody is a libtard if they wear a t-shirt saying "JAPANESE SYMPATHY FOR BLACK LIVES MATTER", literally like that in English. Because I spotted such a soyboy today.
<remiliascarlet> zorz: I run OpenBSD on a Pentium M with 1 GiB of RAM and on a PowerPC G4 with 512 MiB RAM, so why can't you run it on a Pentium Duo with 4 GiB of RAM?
<SiFuh> zorz: I can't listen to your words because you typed them
<remiliascarlet> The only problem with OpenBSD on a PowerPC architecture is that sleep mode doesn't work.
<lavaball> wouldn't a black dick kill you?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: HAHAHAHAHA, I'd have had a few choice words to say to that fucker if I met him
<lavaball> i mean if i already have to careful, i can't imagine how it is for these guys.
<remiliascarlet> He either doesn't know that BLM is actually a terrorist organization (which very conveniently appears for only 6 months once every 4 years), or he does.
<lavaball> he knows what the media tells him. so the question is, is your media also doing the brainwashing?
<remiliascarlet> My media?
<lavaball> also where can i watch the prime minister candiate tv spots?
<SiFuh> lavaball: Of course
<remiliascarlet> I don't run a media company!
<lavaball> i mean you ans in the japs.
<lavaball> as in
<lavaball> and why don't you?
<remiliascarlet> Then yes.
<lavaball> we had to get a broadcast license for streaming for the longest time.
<lavaball> i think they changed it now a bit that you only need it if you actually get over ... i don't know a few viewers.
<remiliascarlet> Actually, Japanese media is practically the same as American media, but translated to Japanese, with added local news and a big dose of nothing burgers, and some of the Amercan imported stories are even more obviously propaganda than when they are presented in the west.
<lavaball> well, luckily i don't even have the capabilities to watch tv or listen to radio.
<remiliascarlet> Because most Japanese people are so deeply brainwashed, they don't even need to make it appear at least a bit legit compared to the US.
<lavaball> i don't get waht's going on over there anyway.
<remiliascarlet> And even then, the US does a bad job at making it seem legit.
<lavaball> how come you have such a breeding problem?
<lavaball> if the propaganda is so great, just tell them to breed.
<remiliascarlet> Breeding problem is a worldwide problem.
<lavaball> it seems a lot worse for you guys from what i hear.
<lavaball> and the muslims and niggers are doing quite well in that regard.
<lavaball> lots of niglets running around.
<remiliascarlet> Everyone only says that it's only Japan, because we don't have wide open borders with uncontrolled immigration like in the west, so of course population numders are going to appear like they're shrinking here, and growing in the west.
<lavaball> also the republicans are also happily breeding.
<remiliascarlet> If you look at the bigger picture, they're shrinking everywhere, it's just that the west takes in massive amounts of immigrants, and counts them into their population numbers.
<lavaball> oh, i'm aware.
<lavaball> still you guys seem to do even less.
<remiliascarlet> Which is exactly what I'm explaining to you.
<SiFuh> My friend in Thailand's sister took an mRNA vaccine against cancer and now has cancer.
<lavaball> HAHAHAHA
<lavaball> against canceR?!
<lavaball> hahahaha
<lavaball> how is that supposed to work?
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: If she really wants to not have cancer, tell her to stop eating all that sugar.
<lavaball> ha!
<lavaball> i was about to say that.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I won't because I am not interested.
<lavaball> though sugar is only feeding cancer, not causing it.
<SiFuh> I just thought it was dumb
<lavaball> i still want a test to see if they're still contagious.
<lavaball> i'm all out of bitches here!
<SiFuh> lavaball: You are actually correct. Cancer is not even a disease anyway. It is a side effect. A supressed immune system not functioning as it should.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Yes, it's feeding it. But if you stop feeding it in the first place, it'll go away.
<SiFuh> The best way is to starve it of sugar, and then fix your fucking immune system
<lavaball> technially it's the myochondira switching from oxygen based energy over to fermentation.
<lavaball> that's why it can't grow in ketosis.
<remiliascarlet> Sugar, seed oils, and ultraprocessed "foods", the 3 things everyone should avoid, but very few people do.
<lavaball> and to get rid of it you need a great fever early on. at least that's waht i have heard.
<SiFuh> Interesting, I can't agree but still a valid suggestion
<lavaball> chemo on the other hand my kill the orginal cancer and give you new ones.
<SiFuh> lavaball: I eat a lot of rotten and fermented stuff.
<SiFuh> But I eat almost zero sugars
<lavaball> depends if it's meant that way. that's not an issue. i was talking inside the cells.
<lavaball> and remi is correct.
<lavaball> the processed shit breaks them.
<lavaball> also radiation of coursre.
<SiFuh> How the fuck do you type remi? Don't you have a working tab key?
<SiFuh> What IRC client are you using?
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: I don't mind, "remi" sounds very cute.
<lavaball> 4:42:28 PM -lavaball- VERSION HexChat 2.16.2 / OpenBSD 7.5
<lavaball> see?!
<SiFuh> lavaball: There is a great 9 hour documentary about cancer and how to cure it.
<remiliascarlet> Oh, lavaball is using OpenBSD too.
<lavaball> the bitches love me, bitches love me, bitches love me, bitches love me, because they know that i can rock!
<SiFuh> lavaball: Hexchat doesn't use tab?
<lavaball> of course it has tab.
<lavaball> but i write remi on purpose, since i now know that she's a female jap.
<lavaball> running openbsd even.
<lavaball> definitely waifu material. i mean not for me per se, but i can still appreciate the rare find.
<remiliascarlet> I assume everyone in #crux-social runs OpenBSD at this point.
<lavaball> haha.
<lavaball> well, i can't help it. linux is for video games and children.
<SiFuh> remi sounds dumb. Remilia sounds heaps better
<lavaball> funny though though, in 10th grade someone foretold me using openbsd, even though i didn't know what it was back then.
<SiFuh> https://thetruthaboutcancer.com/ <-- This clown did the 9 hour documentary
<lavaball> i'm not invested.
<lavaball> if i get cancer i want my money back.
<lavaball> rather give me a test to see if the poked bitches are still contagious.
<SiFuh> Best things in life are free. So is cancer ;-)
<remiliascarlet> OpenBSD for daily driving, web servers, and routers, NetBSD for catching compiler errors or warnings OpenBSD's C compiler doesn't catch, FreeBSD for NAS, and Linux for video games.
<lavaball> for servers? and even routers?
<remiliascarlet> Oh, and Linux for Monero too.
<lavaball> you insane?
<SiFuh> I use CRUX for monero and CRUX repo.
<remiliascarlet> Why insane?
<lavaball> because it's horrible for servers and routers.
<SiFuh> Everything else MUST be OpenBSD
<remiliascarlet> OpenBSD comes with tools that are perfect for server and router use.
<lavaball> you don't have a logging file system, so if you pull the pluck, you might end up brickign the system. happened to me often enough.
<lavaball> oh and pf is fucking diseases.
<SiFuh> lavaball: OpenBSD is horrible for servers and routers? That's just bullshit.
<lavaball> you can't do anything with it either. you have no plain encryption, no kvm, not even lxc.
<SiFuh> If it is horrible then you aren't configuring/running it right
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: https://openbsdrouterguide.net/
<lavaball> i don't need a guide. at this point i'm better at it than the people in openbsd.
<lavaball> check the lgos.
<SiFuh> Thanks remiliascarlet remi. I will bookmark that
<lavaball> it's fucking retarded though.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: "if you pull the pluck, you might end up brickign the system." Then don't pull the plug.
<lavaball> like i use the wg0 interface, and what ip gets used for outgoing? the re0 one.
<lavaball> so i have to manually masquerade via pf.
<lavaball> fucking retarded.
<SiFuh> My servers have all been OpenBSD since 2003 because the FreeBSD and Linux servers couldn't handle it.
<lavaball> not to mention pf is designed backwards.
<SiFuh> OpenBSD may not be as fast but it is a fucking freight train!
<lavaball> the whole last rule counts is retarded.
<lavaball> and how do they fix it? via a hack above a hack.
<lavaball> anchors and quick rules.
<remiliascarlet> I store all my data on the FreeBSD NAS, which uses ZFS. And then all my OpenBSD servers use NFS to access the data stored on the NAS.
<lavaball> fucking ... retarded ...
<lavaball> if it works for you, i'm not stopping you.
<lavaball> i just can't recommend it.
<lavaball> it's best system for desktop though.
<SiFuh> 10:50PM up 83 days, 5:26, 4 users, load averages: 0.00, 0.01, 0.01
<lavaball> but for server s...
<lavaball> no.
<remiliascarlet> No worries about data loss or bricking, because data processing is being done on the NAS.
<SiFuh> That is when I upgraded it
<lavaball> oh, you can't switch ports if you don't know the outgiong address either in pf.
<lavaball> no blacklisting wrong connections. which is actually a funny story, because i asked about that and they told me that openbsd isn't the istore. and now get this, the hack above a hack you have to install to make it work is called:
<lavaball> AND I KID YOU NOT!
<lavaball> iblock!
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: soyboy stuff now
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Why soyboy stuff?
<lavaball> he's just being gay again.
<SiFuh> He's ranting like one ;-)
<remiliascarlet> Ah, I thought you meant that data processing on the NAS is soyboy stuff.
<SiFuh> My NAS is OpenBSD
<SiFuh> My wife uses winblows and is often using the OpenBSD NAS
<lavaball> and you call me a soy boy.
<lavaball> not even my half jew was allowed windows.
<lavaball> get your house in order!
<remiliascarlet> I have a no-Windows, no-Apple household.
<lavaball> that's my girl.
<SiFuh> hahaha soyballs ;-)
<lavaball> you talk big. back that up with actions, windows host.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I had a GF from China came to my house and needed to borrow my laptop. It was OpenSolaris. She looked at it for a few minutes and then she figured it out all by herself.
<lavaball> oh, wait, you can't block/route/what not based on MAC either.
<SiFuh> lavaball: No windows for me
<lavaball> your wife uses it.
<remiliascarlet> Every time I join a Linux conference, I just can't help but facepalm myself when the vast majority of the participants and speakers all use either Windows or macOS, then occasionally SSH into a Linux server, and call themselves "Linux users".
<SiFuh> I've been using Linux/Unix since 1998
<lavaball> wanna go to one and beat them up?
<SiFuh> lavaball: Her problem not mine.
<lavaball> your wife. your life.
<lavaball> you married her.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I know this! Hahaha
<lavaball> and as i said, i wouldn't even allow that. windows is the first thing to go.
<SiFuh> lavaball: So what. Ever heard of freedom?
<lavaball> so why isn't she vaxxed?
<lavaball> ever heard of freedom?
<remiliascarlet> Ever heard of freecum?
<SiFuh> That's suicide
<lavaball> remi, want some?
<lavaball> SiFuh, you said you threatend her with divorce if she did.
<lavaball> so yeah, your freedom argument buys your nothing.
<SiFuh> BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDE
<SiFuh> Fucking hell dude
<lavaball> what do you think using windows is?
<lavaball> you help implement the social credit system.
<lavaball> you can tell me about freedom then.
<SiFuh> I am not baby sitting a dying old cancer riddled diabetic hag with heart problems
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<SiFuh> Thats not freedom that dumb shit.
<lavaball> yet you keep the surveillance addict in your bed.
<SiFuh> No I don't
<lavaball> you said she runs windows.
<SiFuh> You think we sleep in the same room?
<lavaball> hahaha
<SiFuh> Fuck no...
<lavaball> i actually did.
<lavaball> oh, she farts at night?
<SiFuh> I am a super light sleeper
<SiFuh> If she did fart I'd wake up. She moves, I wake up. But here is the kicker. I don't sleep in a bed.
<remiliascarlet> She probably snores, which happens if you consume a lot of carbs every day.
<SiFuh> Not everyone is a pampering puffy bed sleeper.
<SiFuh> I prefer concrete or dirt over a disgusting matress
<lavaball> i like my bed. it's custom. higher up an with rings on the side to fasten the chains.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: It's me that snores. HAHAHA
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<remiliascarlet> I have a futon, but my back hurts big time if I use it, so I have a bed too.
<SiFuh> I sleep on the ground. I have since 1996 and I have no back issues at all.
<lavaball> remi, how big is it?
<SiFuh> lavaball: I really hate this remi thing.
<SiFuh> Sounds like you are begging
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: I know when I started the carnivore lifestyle, my mom stayed for the night, and she woke me up in the middle of the night, because she really thought I died, because I didn't snore at all.
<lavaball> begging for what?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Wow, I snore probably because of alcohol. HAHAHA
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Enough for 1 person.
<lavaball> for one regular or one jap person?
<SiFuh> lavaball: She wasn't a remi until you found out she was a female. You are begging.
<remiliascarlet> I'll let you guess.
<SiFuh> Even zorz picked up on that one
<lavaball> okay then. we'll i guess you better come visit me then. mine is huge.
<lavaball> SiFuh, i already said i use remi, because i now know she's a girl.
<SiFuh> lavaball: Be a fucking man and grow some balls.
<lavaball> i understand that it's hard to differentiate between genders for you, since you are a faggot of the 10th degree. but us hetero folk, we are totally gay for the bitches.
<lavaball> balls? i already said i'm not into the asians nor do i want babies with brown eyes.
<lavaball> i don't think there is anything to misunderstand here.
<lavaball> still i can appreciate the female openbsd user.
<lavaball> even though she uses it for routers and servers too.
<lavaball> you can stick with your windows girl of course. to each his own.
<SiFuh> I don't even know why you have to cuck for gender
<lavaball> it's a dick thing.
<lavaball> it started pretty early for me. filling no matter the price.
<SiFuh> I hate that goo goo gaa gaa shit they do to babies. Just treat it like an adult and let it grow up.
<lavaball> and then i found out that my old teacher guy had a young thai thing on the side while he was in his 70s.
<lavaball> then his wife foudn out
<lavaball> so he dropped the thai and got a russian instead.
<lavaball> and i was like ... fuck me, i thought this is gonna stop at some point.
<lavaball> but i guess it never will.
<lavaball> luckily though i have my priorities in order.
<SiFuh> I ain't ever going to do that shit.
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: "I don't even know why you have to cuck for gender" Because in the west, caring about ones gender appears to be one of the biggest worries there, second to race.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: It's fucking bullshit. You are you regardless. No need to go all pansy mode
<remiliascarlet> I was just joking.
<remiliascarlet> And what is a pansy?
<SiFuh> Like a sissy or a ninny
<lavaball> he's just jelly that i don't like him as much as i like the bitches.
<SiFuh> When a man changes his words because a woman is present.
<lavaball> so me calling her "remi" is already me changing my words?
<SiFuh> Yep
<lavaball> anyway, if there was any truth to that, i would have nodded to the openbsd server thing and not asked if she was insane.
<lavaball> so that doesn't check out.
<SiFuh> And yet again zorz isn't here
<lavaball> so stop being jelly. you are still my second favorite faggot out there.
<remiliascarlet> Zorz is online and inactive? That's new!
<lavaball> furthermore, scarlet reminds me of the starcraft troon.
<lavaball> so i'll stick to remi.
<remiliascarlet> Normally when he's inactive, he's offline at the same time.
<SiFuh> lavaball: Show me your dick, and see how many seconds it takes before you meet my Bowie knife.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Scarlet is just a shade of red.
<lavaball> kinky.
<SiFuh> Heh
<lavaball> i'm aware, but it's also the name of the troon.
<lavaball> and remi sounds more innocent jap.
<SiFuh> remilia
<remiliascarlet> Troons name themselves just about anything.
<lavaball> i think in one of my porno games it was the super smart teacher pet girl.
<SiFuh> Sex and Fury
<lavaball> and remilia sounds like a vampire from eatern europe.
<lavaball> anyway, i'm aware that you've told me that it's some character from somewhere.
<SiFuh> This movie from Japan is awesome
<lavaball> i don't know though.
<lavaball> i just wish i could watch the narutos.
<lavaball> but noooooooooooooo you won't give me the japanese.
<remiliascarlet> Especially if they use usernames like "○○girl" or "miss○○", it's almost guaranteed to be a troon.
<SiFuh> lavaball: You are right
<lavaball> so i have to look for the subtittled stuff.
<lavaball> it's really endearing that you hate the troons so much.
<lavaball> too bad you are a jap with the brown eyes.
<lavaball> still, i'm not convinced about the jews.
<remiliascarlet> How do you know I have brown eyes?
<lavaball> oh, i was assuming. you can always correct me.
<remiliascarlet> Could have been black too.
<lavaball> you guys have black eyes?
<lavaball> that would be nice.
<remiliascarlet> Some do.
<lavaball> never seen that.
<lavaball> though then there would still be the eye issue. i don't want my kids look like trisomy 21.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Oooooo kernel compiled. Time to see if I can get /dev/dsp
<remiliascarlet> But true black as in #000000 doesn't actually exist, it's just so dark brown that it appears like they're black.
<lavaball> well, i think i would take it.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Same with hair. Black hair is actualyl red hair but insanely dark
<lavaball> it is?!
<lavaball> the more you know.
<SiFuh> lavaball: You don't need subtitles for that move. It's just killing with swords in the nude.
<SiFuh> move/movie
<lavaball> anyway, SiFuh, any more or less positive female attention is great for my central nervous system. and the faster that recovers, the more i can lift or hang.
<lavaball> so as usually i'm just trying to efficient here.
<lavaball> be efficient.
<SiFuh> lavaball: It just sounds like the Malaysia saying "To walk behind your boss and carry his balls in your hand" in Australian English it is "Brown Tonguing"
<SiFuh> I think in US it is 'Brown nose'
<lavaball> i don't think remi sees herself as my boss lady.
<SiFuh> It doesn't refer to bosses. It is in refrence to sucking dick to get attention by being a softy
<lavaball> that being said, i did lick a few girls that way. the dominant i broke was totally into it. taught her anal too.
<SiFuh> You taught a woman anal?
<lavaball> do i come accross particularly soft to you?
<SiFuh> Thats fucking faggot shit there
<lavaball> well, "taught". i strechted out and was the first to fuck her in the ass.
<lavaball> oh, i'm context sensitive. whatever is needed in that moment in time i provide.
<lavaball> that's nothing though. best moment was when i was removing the chains and she said: i'm not kidding. i'm literally ready to die now.
<lavaball> that was nice.
<lavaball> though i couldn't breed her. she had tattoos.
<lavaball> poor things.
<SiFuh> Why would a sane person put his pee pee into a pooper?
<lavaball> and a dog and horse.
<lavaball> oh, she cleaned herself before hand.
<lavaball> that was very important to her.
<remiliascarlet> "person put his pee pee into a pooper" GAAAAAAAAY!!
<lavaball> but i wouldn't mind. as long it's a girl's ass i'll just wash the destroyer afterwards.
<lavaball> i mean i do anyway.
<lavaball> so yeah.
<lavaball> it's just less embarrassing for them if they are clean.
<lavaball> so no anal, remi. got it.
<SiFuh> Pandering
<lavaball> nah, you shouldn't ram it in there if they aren't willing. you just rip their sphincter
<SiFuh> Why the fuck are most cowboy boots sold in Malaysia for females?
<SiFuh> I bet not even 1% of the population here knows how to ride a horse
<lavaball> i was quite good at it. but i didn't pursue it.
<lavaball> like when i was a kid. though those were tamed horses, so i'm not sure that really counts.
<SiFuh> Heh, horses are usually tamed before anyone rides them. Once they are broken in the cowboy can ride
<SiFuh> So it does count
<lavaball> nice.
<lavaball> still, i don't think riding is slavery.
<lavaball> wait, i do think.
<SiFuh> I've ridden a horse once. So you are probably many up on me.
<lavaball> and i don't think it's decent.
<lavaball> i don't like keeping other living beings as pets.
<lavaball> except for girls of course. but they can say no at any point. the critters don't have that option.
<lavaball> yet again i have no issue with them getting eaten.
<SiFuh> My woman from Kyrgyzstan rode a horse and it ran away. She cried so much. Took a few hours to find her.
<lavaball> bitches and their horses ...
<SiFuh> I don't like domestic animals of any sought as well
<lavaball> at least the dominant was actually good with them. no beating them or anything. just the keeping them locked up of course.
<SiFuh> They have their uses but they are a pain
<SiFuh> Now I have a wild dog living in my house.
<lavaball> well, that i can excuse since what are you supposed to do with them?
<lavaball> they are already domesticated.
<SiFuh> Tonight he sleeps outside
<SiFuh> I've been pushing him outside more and more
<lavaball> you think he understand that?
<lavaball> well, okay.
<SiFuh> Yes
<SiFuh> Today the door is open 1"
<lavaball> well, just don't make him fight other animals.
<SiFuh> Each day the door is closed with a smaller and smaller gap. To make sure he knows he is welcome
<SiFuh> You know the vet argue with me about how to feed the dog and when I said "I use to train pitbulls dude!" He suddenly shut up and said "Oh okay, yes"
<SiFuh> Fucking soyboy vet. Tried telling me that dogs can't eat raw meat because they will get parasites
<lavaball> well, is he wrong?
<SiFuh> Yes
<SiFuh> No dog in history has ever cooked meat before
<SiFuh> My brothers dog is on a raw meat diet. No vaccines, no medicine. And that little shit is a fucking tank
<SiFuh> lavaball: Bet you'd love him if you ever met him. He's awesome
<lavaball> that's not what i asked.
<lavaball> do they get parasites?
<lavaball> i don't love anyone.
<lavaball> except for remi of course.
<SiFuh> If you feed dogs cooked shit, their immune system is going to get weaker and then parasites will come
<SiFuh> If you feed that beast on raw meat always. His immune system will be as powerful as Thor's pecks.
<lavaball> oh, i believe you.
<lavaball> i'm not invested enough to check.
<SiFuh> lavaball: But Kung Fury is one of the greatest movies ever made.
<lavaball> i didn't check the link.
<lavaball> it's the movie?
<SiFuh> It's a scene from it
<SiFuh> About Thor and his pecks
<SiFuh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6hKGVP8Dhc <-- The full movie is here
<SiFuh> The movie is under 40 minutes
<lavaball> i'll check out eventually.
<SiFuh> It's awesome.
<lavaball> i'm sure it's great.
<SiFuh> I remember my friend looked at me and said "What the fuck did I watch?" I said "You hated it?" he said "No, I loved it. It was so shit is was fucking awesome"
<SiFuh> It's a rip off of everything 1980's
<SiFuh> Not sure if remiliascarlet could appreciate it but maybe she knows more than her age group
<SiFuh> zorz: Will probably understand it.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: modprobe: ERROR: could not insert 'snd_pcm_oss': Unknown symbol in module, or unknown parameter (see dmesg)
<SiFuh> It needs a reboot to test the new module to load /dev/dsp
<SiFuh> I won't reboot now. I prefer the server stays up
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<SiFuh> lavaball: Anyway, I want him as wild as possible but also listens to me.
<lavaball> just like i like my girls.
<SiFuh> You have a huge hormone problem man
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<lavaball> not really.
<lavaball> then i would have gone for the vaxxed half breed.
<lavaball> she was fresh. exactly my thing.
<lavaball> but she had the poke so i didn't.
<lavaball> hormones in check.
<SiFuh> Not my meaning but close enough
<serpente> SiFuh: it works!
<zorz> remiliascarlet: zorz is 007 :)
<SiFuh> `Oh my goodness!
<SiFuh> serpente: remiliascarlet: zorz: dlcusa: lavaball:
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<SiFuh> Autocompletion in ERC is still pretty funny serpente
<SiFuh> But cool
<serpente> yeah, i didnt know it did that
<SiFuh> Neither did I until you told me and I searched. I always like irssi
<SiFuh> I won't use ERC when irssi is just so damned cool
<serpente> i cant deny that, irssi is the best
<serpente> but i managed to put all my communication inside emacs
<serpente> that also cool
<SiFuh> Yep
<serpente> and ERC does the job very well
<SiFuh> Not sure. I didn't like telegram in emacs.
<serpente> i do because i dont ever need to touch the rat
<serpente> hate those rats in my table, so useless
<serpente> heheheh
<serpente> im very keyboard-centric, mouse for me is gaming-pad
<serpente> even my internet browsers are vim-like
<SiFuh> Yuck
<SiFuh> VIM browsers suck
<serpente> mouse sucks
<serpente> and if you use one too often you suck too
<SiFuh> Yes but better than a VIM browser
<zorz> 3: debian 2:Freebsd 1:Netbsd just try them.
<zorz> speed wise
<SiFuh> And better than zorz
<zorz> netbsd10 is fast
<SiFuh> zorz: Shut up
<zorz> hahahah
<SiFuh> HAHAHA
<SiFuh> serpente: I agree
<SiFuh> zorz: You can talk now
<zorz> serpente: am mouse free / just touchpad.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Was wondering where you went zorz
<zorz> SiFuh: fuck off!
<SiFuh> Actually we all were
<zorz> SiFuh: tell her i was reading the manual :)
<SiFuh> lavaball was talking about his fluids again and calling remiliascarlet remi like he cares
<zorz> HAHAHA
<SiFuh> zorz liar
<serpente> also my keyboard does not have a numpad or i prefer to call it: noobpad
<lavaball> like he cares?
<SiFuh> serpente: I like the numberpad... but weirdly, I don't use it. So I wonder why I like it
<zorz> serpente: after sway, dwm... i set up cwm as dwm... cannot use mouse. to slow.
<SiFuh> zorz: Just use a console
<zorz> yes a console with mpv as you do :)
<SiFuh> I run most programs from terminal actually
<lavaball> o
<zorz> hahaha i do not have programs hahaha
<lavaball> i run all from terminal.
<zorz> lavaball: which terminal Flughafen?
<lavaball> tilda.
<lavaball> i can't fly anymore. they are all contagious.
<zorz> lavaball: use only boeing!
<zorz> we need piece in this room :)
<lavaball> peace?
<zorz> peace
<SiFuh> lavaball: No piece. A piece of room where zorz goes to sit while he waits out his punishment.
<zorz> a piece of peace :)
<lavaball> actually
<lavaball> how does this monero mining work?
<SiFuh> You build monero and run the server
<lavaball> that much i'm aware.
<SiFuh> You build P2Pool and run it and connect it to the server
<SiFuh> You then run XMrig ans connect it to P2Pool to mine
<SiFuh> ans/and
<SiFuh> Then you got's a wallet you need that has a key that XMRig needs
<SiFuh> I can give you my scripts
<SiFuh> zorz: Nah, that's limited
<zorz> this is solo mining, maybe he does not want solo
<SiFuh> first is Monero.sh, second is P2Pool.sh, third is XMRig.sh and fourth is Wallet.sh
<zorz> see you tomorrow lavaball !
<SiFuh> You tweak it to your flavours
<lavaball> haha, void removed all cryptocurrency pacmages.
<lavaball> packages
<lavaball> it's most troonix of the troonixes.
<lavaball> alpine has it.
<lavaball> so all good.
<SiFuh> Linux has become troons lavaball
<lavaball> linux is dead. long live troonix.
<lavaball> i even teach my newbies to call it that.
<SiFuh> Collony of mouthy LGTV fags that cry like bitches
<lavaball> lgtv?
<SiFuh> Yes, ask ZORZ
<serpente> hahahaha lgtv
<SiFuh> zorz:
<lavaball> i buy lgtvs, since they don't seem to foxconn.
<serpente> worts quality you can get, LG
<SiFuh> There is a Thai comedian who called them LGTV sarcastically because V and B is same in Thai
<serpente> hate that brand
<SiFuh> both zorz and I loved it.
<SiFuh> LG = Life's Gay
<lavaball> really? what should i get then?
<SiFuh> MTV
<serpente> that depends if you can differ quality, seens you cannot
<serpente> so you can stay with that cheap shit
<SiFuh> My father buys Kogan
<SiFuh> DON'T DO IT!
<SiFuh> They are shit
<SiFuh> lavaball: LGTV is a play on pronunciation for Thai people about LGBT
<lavaball> yes yes. i got that.
<lavaball> rather tell me what tv brand i should buy.
<SiFuh> None
<serpente> SONY if you can
<lavaball> in fact, i wish i could get curved.
<lavaball> but only samsung has those anymore it seems, and they definitely foxconn.
<SiFuh> It's 21st century who the fuck needs a TV?
<serpente> curved is bullshit too
<lavaball> not for me.
<SiFuh> SONY is good
<serpente> Philips is good also
<lavaball> i use them as screen.
<lavaball> i sit about a meter away from them.
<SiFuh> serpente: Mine is curved
<serpente> even ShangSung is better LifeisGay
<SiFuh> It's also bullshit hardware. Been repaired twice
<SiFuh> Most Japanese screens are still top
<serpente> ShangSung comes with Tizen (linux) instead of Androind (linux?)
<SiFuh> Korean and Greater China is crap
<serpente> you should not use a TV as a monitor because TV is NOT a monitor and cant handle static frames well
<serpente> you will burn them pixels eventually
<serpente> i have a TV attached to my PC but i only turn it on to watch something or play something
<serpente> ive burned pixels in the past using TV as Monitor
<lavaball> never had any issues. have done so for years.
<lavaball> that backlight broke on one at some point.
<lavaball> also i'm use led, not plasma or organic.
<serpente> monitors are made to display the same content ever, TV are not supposed to be static as they are expected to be with a continuous moving image
<serpente> you can search for it if you dont believe
<serpente> thats why monitors are more expensive are more accurate in colors too
<serpente> thats why they are called monitors, actually
<lavaball> sure. i can only speak for myself.
<lavaball> works great here.
<lavaball> no burned nothing yet.
<serpente> yet
<lavaball> runs for 9 years now.
<serpente> is it plasma?
<lavaball> what did i just say?
<lavaball> 7:14:33 PM <lavaball> also i'm use led, not plasma or organic.
<lavaball> using
<lavaball> reading comprehension, my dude.
<SiFuh> serpente: I also never had issues but one has off sync now so it is dead basically
<SiFuh> Probably PC related
<SiFuh> Oh serpente My TV Box is OpenBSD and it runs on a TV
<SiFuh> I think alomost 3 years now
<serpente> alright, my TV is plugged on the PC too and is only used here as a Monitor, but i turn it on just when i'm going to use it
<SiFuh> serpente: What connection type?
<serpente> what im trying to say is that you cannot put something static, like me explain... like a picture that never changes or maybe a bar with clock the always activate that same pixel with that same color in thah same position, it WILL burn
<serpente> but only if it is always static
<SiFuh> So lavaball can't use it because he likes to use a static picture of himself as the wall paper.
<SiFuh> Hahahahaah
<serpente> if you put a video or have a complete black screen nothing will happen
<SiFuh> serpente: I think for HDMI and DP it is okay. But I am not sure, Just thinking about it
<lavaball> i can't even set a desktop wallpaper.
<lavaball> openbox, xfce4-panel or lxpanel, tilda.
<lavaball> that's it.
<SiFuh> feh!
<SiFuh> That's a joke by the way
<serpente> im going taiji now, come back later
<SiFuh> Tai Chi?
<serpente> yes
<SiFuh> Heh
<SiFuh> Cool shit. Best way to practice is in water
<SiFuh> I was doing Tai Chi that I learned like 20 years ago in the river when I went camping.
<SiFuh> It's good because you can feel the flow of the water and move your hands to create minimum pressure on the water.
<SiFuh> on the water/against the water
<SiFuh> serpente: I recommend taking what you learn and use in a swimming pool or at the beach in the water.
<lavaball> what?
<lavaball> i learned it in the public park like you are supposed to.
<lavaball> water ... what are you? western senior citizen?
<SiFuh> lavaball: Taichi is about flow. The best way to feel flow is to train in an environment more dense that what you are use to.
<SiFuh> that/than
<lavaball> like what did you do there? yang? i want to see you do chen in the water.
<lavaball> even yang seems unnecessarily impractical in water.
<SiFuh> I have done many martial arts styles. We use water a lot. But Taichi is a style that should be 'felt' in water
<SiFuh> Didn't even Jet Li use water in his training for the movie Taichi Master?
<SiFuh> Quick search and there are many videos and articles about why Tai Chi should be done in water and not a fuckign park
<lavaball> you do you.
<SiFuh> I don't agree. It can be done in a park but you want to hone in your skills you use water
<lavaball> okay.
<SiFuh> lavaball: Tai Chi is like moving your hands as if they are paper airplanes.
<SiFuh> You want the least friction before impact
<SiFuh> What better way to test it than in water.
<SiFuh> Next time you end up teabagging in a pool you try your Tai Chi. You will know you suck when you realise you are not thin enough slicing through the water.
<SiFuh> If you try to punch a guy in the throat under water you aren't going to do much. If you Tai Chi like a pro and punch under water, you are sending him to hospital or a grave.
<SiFuh> I am a firm and strict believer that all movements must be done under the water to teach you to move in a way that has the least resistance.
<zorz> jordan
<zorz> used to practice in swimming pool
<SiFuh> zorz: I practice in water. I can put my index finger into your throat and make you vomit.
<SiFuh> It's just feeling the flow.
<SiFuh> You cannot learn Tai Chin in a fucking park
<SiFuh> You learn only basics
<SiFuh> You take it home with you and then practice in other situations
<SiFuh> Tai Chi is suppose to be like the crane, the wind, the flow. So you should practice it more in a high resistant environment
<SiFuh> Anyone who denies it is a fucking moron. No offence to lavaball
<SiFuh> Just teaching lavaball how it actually is suppose to work
<SiFuh> zorz: I reckon a guy as big as lavaball can take down any MMA fighter if he trained underwater
<lavaball> i wouldn't know about that.
<zorz> yes its truth
<SiFuh> lavaball: Try it. The water part. You will fucking thank me
<SiFuh> You will maximise everything you ever learned
<lavaball> where would i get water from?
<SiFuh> Planet Earth?
<SiFuh> lavaball: Do you have a bath tub?
<lavaball> no.
<SiFuh> Damn
<lavaball> i don't even have a shower.
<SiFuh> There is no local swimming pool where people teabag their balls?
<SiFuh> zorz: I hate swimming pools because of this
<lavaball> the infected would be there.
<lavaball> i avoid them.
<SiFuh> lavaball: Okay, I agree with your choices
<lavaball> my greatness doesen't come into question.
<SiFuh> I know because I never cared about it
<SiFuh> The injected fucked up everything
<SiFuh> Fucking zorz
<SiFuh> Everyone dies and it is lavaball remiliascarlet my wife and me. Fuck!
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<zorz> I love you too!
<SiFuh> Actually most of my friends and my parents and siblings are uninjected
<SiFuh> So we got more on my side. Sorry lavaball you gunna be a breeding slave.
<SiFuh> Hahahahahahahaha
<SiFuh> zorz: He may be an ass but his DNA is probably going to be worth a shit load.
<lavaball> not because i'm not vaxxed. remember i'm gonna solve the whoel troon issue at some point. the final solution to the human condition, remember?
<lavaball> then my dick will be prime realestate.
<SiFuh> You are uninjected
<lavaball> that's what i just said.
<lavaball> ...
<SiFuh> No you didn't
<SiFuh> You used a double negative
<lavaball> yeah, but that won't be reason. there are enough unvaxxed people around.
<lavaball> even the guy who made my t-shirts didn't get it.
<SiFuh> The reason is because you are not injected and you fight like a cat in a washing machine
<lavaball> you have a weird relationship to animals.
<SiFuh> That is DNA we need
<SiFuh> HAHAHAHA
<SiFuh> I guess you never saw a cat in a washing machine on spin dry
<lavaball> i rarely see cats as it is.
<SiFuh> I hate them
<SiFuh> They are horrible animals
<lavaball> roof rabbits we called them after the war.
<SiFuh> I am sure they are from another planet
<lavaball> they were considered a delicatese.
<SiFuh> I have eaten them
<SiFuh> I also ate dogs but I do like dogs
<SiFuh> I am capable of subduing my hate towards cats though.
<SiFuh> I have taken care of many of my friends cats
<SiFuh> Come back alive an well not dead
<SiFuh> Not fair. First time I give my pet axolotl to my friends it came back dead.
<SiFuh> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<SiFuh> This mutt is squeezed between the glass door and the grill. Howling. I come out to look. I shout. "Who is trying to eat my wife's dog" I heard nothing. Then the little shit just walks out like he is the boss.
<SiFuh> FUCK...........
<SiFuh> lavaball: You got Telegram?
<lavaball> and ruin my chances with remiliascarlet?
<lavaball> are you insnae?
<SiFuh> Errr,,,,
<lavaball> also by now you should know that i don't have a phone.
<SiFuh> lavaball: You got Telegram?
<lavaball> i'm not a fucking faggot.
<SiFuh> Errr,,,,
<SiFuh> lavaball: You got Telegram?
<SiFuh> Simple no would be fine
<lavaball> that's rich coming from you.
<SiFuh> I am rich?
<lavaball> that! not you. that is.
<lavaball> talking to you is like playing mortal kombat 1:
<lavaball> ermac wins.
<SiFuh> I use Telegram
<lavaball> because you are a fucking faggot.
<lavaball> evne remi said it's a honeypot.
<SiFuh> ermac sucks
<SiFuh> Noob Saibot is the best
<lavaball> you never get any jokes.
<lavaball> there was no ermac in mortal kombat 1. there it was a short cut for error macro.
<SiFuh> You are a fucking German dude!
<SiFuh> You guys have the worst jokes in the world
<SiFuh> No one gets them
<SiFuh> They are just as shit as Russian jokes and I love Russians
<lavaball> actually, since the numbering is off, i'm actually wrong. since there was no ermac in mortal kombat, but in mortal kombat 1 which is actually 12.
<SiFuh> Okay and still don't fucking understand.
<SiFuh> lavaball: Let's tell you a joke. The campsite set up on Friday. I turn up on Saturday. They said hey SiFuh, Friday a snake came. I said where is it now? They said you are here, now it has gone.
<SiFuh> That is a fucking funny joke
<SiFuh> I am Australian and I know snakes like you have never seen before. The snake slid away when I came to the sight. Fear of meating a real Australian snake guy.
<SiFuh> site meeting
<SiFuh> The meaning is I am Australian and know snakes and most snakes are deadly and the snake is scared of me because I am Australian.
<SiFuh> I re-translated for you
<SiFuh> I am not sure if calling remiliascarlet remi is going to do it for you lavaball
<SiFuh> I think her gender should have been kept from you
<SiFuh> No one likes a pussy soyboy
<lavaball> okay.
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