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<lavaball> 92.something
<lavaball> let's go!!!
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<zorz> 'lo
<SiFuh> Fuck you zorzy!
<zorz> SiFuh: bonjourrrrr
<zorz> nice day today
<zorz> went well the photo of yesterday... LG
<SiFuh> Photo? Or was it the video I sent?
<zorz> τηε πηοτο the photo that i send you from apex... i left it running all night, i woke up and closed positions 300 equity, $40 +
<zorz> i need to make it 700-800 to increase amounts... then i am good.
<zorz> now... story of the day.... fuckin mosad has spies everywhere
<zorz> in Iran....???
<SiFuh> You sent me nothing
<zorz> wait...
<zorz> wait...
<SiFuh> I don't talk trade with anyone so stop mistaking me for other people
<zorz> ok
<SiFuh> Seems this dog has taught herself not to pee and poo in the cage
<SiFuh> She was trying to climb the cage when no one was around. So I went down to look. She was sitting down miserable. So I opened the cage and she ran out and did a pee and then ran over to the temple and did a poo. Then came running back happy.
<SiFuh> Everytime she gets let out to go to the toilet I say "Temple Time" and she goes and poos on the Chinese shrine at the wife's parent's home.
<lavaball> you should remain on higher ground.
<lavaball> not doing petty squabbles.
<SiFuh> Cow's heart in the slow cooker
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<zorz> character movie
<zorz> this Korean girl is hot!
<lavaball> that young boy?
<zorz> its a boy ?
<zorz> hahahahaa
<zorz> i thought girl
<lavaball> i don't know.
<lavaball> it coudl be either.
<SiFuh> I was thinking the exact same thing
<zorz> any way, world record
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: https://s3.amazonaws.com/i.snag.gy/9iGpId.jpg Looks like beef bacon
<lavaball> remi, you there?
<SiFuh> The Remi were a Belgic tribe dwelling in the Aisne, Vesle and Suippe river valleys during the Iron Age and the Roman period.
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<zorz> i just had 1/4 watermelon
<zorz> i like when i cut the whole watermelon
<SiFuh> I just a beer. I like when I drink the whole beer
<zorz> that nice aswell
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<SiFuh> WTF?
<SiFuh> "To you who have successfully received and decoded this message, greetings! We are sending this message back in time from 2045"
<SiFuh> If it works? Then why would they send the message back in time?
<zorz> The Terminator... Connor is calling
<SiFuh> Exactly the at the time I sent
<SiFuh> 2:13
<zorz> you will be fixing the car with the dog?
<SiFuh> No
<SiFuh> I just thought it was cool
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<zorz> it is cool
<SiFuh> Can you imagine being an army dog?
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<lavaball> this better be the bitches!
<lavaball> seriously?
<lavaball> who do you think i am?
<lavaball> this is old new by now.
<SiFuh> Cool
<lavaball> don't post shit i already know through a twitter link. i have to allow 12 scripts just to see that you are older than god.
<SiFuh> Yo momma so old, her ID card number is 1
<lavaball> you can tell your mom, that she doesn't have to come clean anymore. we found one who doesn't steal.
<SiFuh> Yo momma so old she was on Noah's boat, next to the monkeys
<lavaball> you're so old you don't even have a mom. you actually came out of the water growing legs, which also explains your fat flapper hands.
<SiFuh> Yo momma so old, I bet she is happy she doesn't need to live in a cave anymore hiding from Sabre-toothed Tigers
<SiFuh> lavaball: Hahahaha Fat Boy Slim?
<SiFuh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub747pprmJ8 <-- You referring to this?
<lavaball> i wasn't.
<lavaball> you are so old, you told my mom not to eat the apple.
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<SiFuh> So your mum is responsible for the destruction of the human race
<lavaball> i wish.
<lavaball> my mom is just one of the real people.
<SiFuh> So when you were born and she was complaining about how much it hurt to give birth you can turn to her and say "Actually that was your fault. You shouldn't have eaten the apple"
<lavaball> no, only my middle sister was an issue.
<lavaball> someone on 4chan jsut said it depends on the sexual position when ejaculating if you have a girl or a boy.
<lavaball> and nobody corrected him.
<lavaball> ...
<SiFuh> ... morons
<lavaball> and not even americano flag. netherlands.
<lavaball> ERROR: [youtube] P1CnyZO5XJA: Sign in to confirm your age. This video may be inappropriate for some users.
<lavaball> great.
<SiFuh> Hence I gave you the uncesored version
<SiFuh> I use an online youtube video downloader to bypass the age restriction
<SiFuh> The censorship pissed me off because when Adam says he stopped eating 700 years ago because he doesn't die he told God that eating creates shit and shit it stinky.
<lavaball> how?
<SiFuh> If Adam and Eve didn't eat from the tree of knowledge. They never know death. No birth pains. So if they never know death, then they can just stop eating anything.
<SiFuh> That was one of the points he was making.
<SiFuh> They also cut out the scene where he wanted to fuck animals
<SiFuh> farkuhar: My mother was riding her bicycle and a car started to over take her but was slowing down. It was veering towards the side of the road so she stopped. Then the car smashed into the gutter in front of her. She started to pedal around the car and realised no one was in the car.
<lavaball> what?
<lavaball> i was askign how you bypass the age thing with yt-dlp.
<SiFuh> She thought someone was trying to kill her
<SiFuh> lavaball: I said I use online.. https://downloaderto.com/engf/
<lavaball> nice.
<lavaball> thanks a bunch.
<lavaball> hahaha
<lavaball> what even do i have to eat for anyway, right?
<lavaball> hahaha
<lavaball> that's really funny.
<lavaball> here, let me show you something distantly related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4K8NJ3_Dw0&pp=ygUSYW0gaSBwcmVnbmFudCBzb25n
<lavaball> here, let me show you something distantly related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4K8NJ3_Dw0
<lavaball> there you.
<lavaball> go
<SiFuh> HAHAHA
<SiFuh> Still waiting for the Musk Zuckerberg fight
<zorz> Zucker is trainned... Musk is blablabla
<SiFuh> Zucker is not trained
<SiFuh> He is still in a shitty low coloured belt
<SiFuh> He's in a blue belt. That is one above white
<lavaball> haha
<lavaball> it really is!
<SiFuh> Look at those tooth pick legs
<farkuhar> SiFuh: the car that started to overtake your mother ... its owner forgot to engage the parking brake? Or deliberately set it loose, to test how far it would go before hitting the gutter?
<SiFuh> farkuhar: No idea. Mum thought they were trying to knock her off the road.
<farkuhar> But there was nobody in the car at all? Or just nobody in the driver's seat?
<SiFuh> No one
<SiFuh> So who knows. Maybe parking brake
<farkuhar> Strange. Good thing she wasn't hurt.
<SiFuh> Yeah, I don't even know where it was
<SiFuh> I should ask her
<farkuhar> This incident came to mind after you and lavaball exchanged all those "Yo Momma" jokes?
<SiFuh> Yeah
<zorz> zuck is blue!
<SiFuh> Blue sucks. That's like passing the first kata to show you can remember the moves.
<SiFuh> When I did Judo my teacher never bothered with that shit. He just up your belt colour based on the fights you won.
<SiFuh> We basically used white, green, brown and black
<SiFuh> He was very strict so basically noone could get to a black
<SiFuh> zorz: It was a bit of mess because no one cared about belt colours and you'd often see a white belt take down a green belt.
<SiFuh> zorz: It actualy turned into a religion or a cult. We'd turn up to the dojo every evening. Even without the master. Wrestle each other. Hang out. Eat. Have fun.
<SiFuh> Anna was a brown belt. She always wore a white belt. But she was awesome. She was like 1/2 the size of me and could throw me like a loaf of bread.
<SiFuh> When I came back to Australia. I turned up to my other dojo. Another martial arts. And I put on a white belt because of Anna (She is Thai by the way). ;-) My sensei said "But you are not a white belt" I said "I know, but this will be fun" Hahah and the sensei laughed because all the students were new and no one knew me.
<SiFuh> I remember training with a Brown belt. He was offended because I was a white belt. During sparring he asked me "Where did you get that patch from?" I replied "Here, I am old school, one of the first generation" Then he went "Ohhh!" and it clicked.
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<SiFuh> It was funny even the sensei loved it.
<SiFuh> Thinking my belt was white caught him off guard.
<SiFuh> zorz: I got thrown out of Taekwondo for mockery. I use to shout like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. HAHAHA
<SiFuh> No not Taekwondo. Taichi
<SiFuh> Taekwondo I left because they sucked
<SiFuh> And I got kicked out of Karate after a few months.
<zorz> SiFuh: hahahaha
<zorz> hahaha
<zorz> big mouth... my hands is registered as leathal weapons
<SiFuh> I saw this movie
<zorz> i could not manage see this movie
<zorz> boring
<zorz> but i saw this scene
<zorz> hahahaha
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: To me ot looks more like one of those Chinese duck filets, looking at the color.
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: By the way, looking at that dog, it looks like a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
<remiliascarlet> Well, not entirely sure, but looks a lot like one.
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<lavaball> remi!
<lavaball> what are you doing up?
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<remiliascarlet> It's morning, what's the problem?
<zorz> what problem ?
<zorz> good morning remiliascarlet
<lavaball> oh, rihgt.
<lavaball> i'm the one being up too long.
<lavaball> my bad.
<remiliascarlet> Also, why do you always complain about me being up late at night, but say no word to SiFuh about that, which says up far longer and far more often than I do.
<remiliascarlet> s/./?
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<remiliascarlet> Government wants you to stop writing C, and rewrite everything to Rust, like a good troony slave.
<remiliascarlet> So Rust is a psyop confirmed!
<remiliascarlet> Yes, that same government that tells you that all the Middle Eastern countries have weapons of mass destruction. That same government that tells you we only have 3 years until the world comes to an end, over the past 80 years. That same government that tells you to take the lethal injection against a sickess that has never been proven to exist, or get beaten to death by the Australian police.
<remiliascarlet> That same government that tells you to go vegan (aka, nullify your nutrient intake, and maximise your poison intake). That same government that tells you that Russia colluded to get Trump in power for 3 and a half years without providing any evidence for that. That same government that pumped massive amounts of votes for Biden at 4 am from dead people. That same government that keeps censoring
<remiliascarlet> porn for no reason. That same government that keeps censoring speech online for no reason right after having censored porn.
<remiliascarlet> s/maximise/maximize
<lavaball> female bias. you need yoru beauty sleep. and have you seen sifu?
<remiliascarlet> Why do I need sleep at 8 am?
<lavaball> i mistook the time zones.
<remiliascarlet> Again?
<lavaball> no, i jsut answered what you said earlier.
<remiliascarlet> Oh.
<lavaball> and in f act you should be telling me to go to bed.
<lavaball> tuck me in. give me a kiss.
<lavaball> it's almost 1 here.
<lavaball> too much torture porn ...
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<lavaball> well, i guess i finally go then.
<lavaball> laters.
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