<remiliascarlet>
zorj: Vegans don't eat, they grase.
<SiFuh>
Yeah, because Ivermectin was banned and it is GRASE
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: I mean as in standing in a field and eat grass all day.
<remiliascarlet>
However you spell that.
<SiFuh>
Technically they do eat grass
<SiFuh>
And rat hair
<SiFuh>
Because you can't get rid of all of it when harvesting
<SiFuh>
And if they eat grains like rice, I guarantee they are eating bugs and grubs and insect eggs
<SiFuh>
Vegans are full of shit, their entire digestive system is full of living organism that help the digest food.
<remiliascarlet>
This is why it all goes through factories first, because I highly doubt you can eat directly off the harvest safely.
<remiliascarlet>
Tried to eat a strawberry directly from a plant? I tried, and it was bitter as fuck.
<SiFuh>
As I said. There is always left over carbage and animals in the products regardles
<SiFuh>
regardless
<SiFuh>
garbage
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Many times. But when they are ripe.
<SiFuh>
I have often foraged on berries in the jungles and forests in Australia
<remiliascarlet>
Yeah, I had a strawberry plant before. It's just really hard to know exactly when it's ripe, because most of the time it's either still green, or already white or black.
<remiliascarlet>
And maybe 1 or 2 days when it's red.
<SiFuh>
They become very soft an juicy
<SiFuh>
Almost all fruits begin quite sour until they ripen. To protect the seeds so they have time to grow up ready to be harvested by animals to be shat out somewhere away from the plant.
<remiliascarlet>
I understood that plants don't want you to eat them, but they do want you to eat their fruit, because that way you're spreading its seeds.
<SiFuh>
For example. Most chilli turn red (Not all) when ripe so birds can see them and eat them.
<SiFuh>
Capsaicin doesn't effect birds like it does for us. I am *guessing* this chemical is probably produced to assist in shitting the seeds out quickly after their stomach acid bath which removes the protective coating that stops the seeds from sprouting in the chilli fruit.
<SiFuh>
You understand correctly
<SiFuh>
In the Amazon, some fruits are toxic to birds. Yet the birds seemed to have figured it out. So they eat the fruit then go eat dirt to stop from getting sick and dying.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The funniest I ever saw was the Ghost pepper (Bhut Jolika) I gave a tree to a friend and she planted it at her home. It was growing quite well until it was spotted by monkeys. They started eating the chilli and when the Capsaicin started kicking the monkeys ass. They became aggressive and ripped every leaf from the tree and killed it.
<remiliascarlet>
Sounds like she had to build a big, beautiful wall around her house.
<remiliascarlet>
And maybe have a door in it, so that the monkeys and capsaicin can come into her property legally.
<SiFuh>
Heh
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<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I drank coffee for the first time in 2 weeks and vomitted it up. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Used a beer to settle my stomach like I usually do.
<remiliascarlet>
Same as what happened to me when I stopped drinking coffee for 5 days, and then drank again. It tasted like wood to me, and couldn't drink it anymore.
<SiFuh>
It can be black coffee, white coffee, coffe with sugar.. Doesn't matter. I usually start coughing and then vomit.
<SiFuh>
I was telling farkuhar that the reason I drink a beer in the morning is because talking makes me vomit and coffee does.
<SiFuh>
I tried vodka but that didn't work. Only seems to beer. I might try wine tomorrow even though I hate wine.
<SiFuh>
I had a serious motorcycle accident and destroyed my throat
<SiFuh>
Netanyobo from Israel got 58 standing ovations in 60 minutes during his idiot speech at Con(men)gress. Lied completely. Even as far as saying. We have killed practically no one.
<remiliascarlet>
Jews always lie.
<lavaball>
everybody always does. that's not something only the jews do.
<SiFuh>
I don't lie
<SiFuh>
I make sure 100% I never.
<SiFuh>
Wife "Do I look fat?". SiFuh "Yep"
<SiFuh>
Truth is the best because it hurts hahaha
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Telegram founder says he has over 100 children Pavel Durov says he was a prolific sperm donor, helping couples in 12 countries conceive Pavel Durov, the founder of the Telegram messaging app, has revealed that he has fathered over 100 children in 12 countries through sperm donations.
<SiFuh>
“He said that he and his wife couldn’t have kids due to a fertility issue and asked me to donate sperm at a clinic for them to have a baby. I laughed my ass off before realizing he was dead serious,” Durov explained in a Telegram post.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: When I was a kid. I was telling my friends, I should travel the world and do that. That way I can be the grand master of Earth. I would have children everywhere in every line of business. A powerful family empire.
<lavaball>
that would just make breeding more complicated for your children.
<SiFuh>
Problem would be being a father to all and the maintenance (Like Alimony)
<SiFuh>
It would
<lavaball>
i rather have a two or three good girls i breed regularly.
<lavaball>
but then i should already praise someone's god if i only find one fitting candidate.
<lavaball>
anyway, time to sleep 2 units.
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<zorz>
SiFuh: I am really confident that this time in USA the presidential election winner will be the youngest.
<SiFuh>
Just loaded up her USB with KC and the Sunshine Band. Hahaha
<SiFuh>
Get to boogie in the next long distance car ride.
<SiFuh>
She doesn't like the Pink Floyd experimental stuff.
<SiFuh>
zorz: What if Trump is the plan for the NWO?
<SiFuh>
He is the only president I ever knew to campaign for 4 years
<zorz>
i dont know but, mainstream opinion are fed up with boomers.
<zorz>
btw SiFuh yesterday i run a python script the username sifuh check 300+ sites in secconds, the results https://dpaste.com/HLEP7DLGM.txt
<SiFuh>
The 22nd Amendment reads, in part:
<SiFuh>
“No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of President more than once.”
<zorz>
oo really.... i did not know that
<SiFuh>
Yeah, none of those are me
<zorz>
the nick remiliascarlet has a lot
<SiFuh>
I don't use my name except on IRC and banking.
<SiFuh>
I use "lkuei lin_kuei linkuei"
<SiFuh>
But good luck with that. That is the Ninja clan from Mortal Kombat so you will get so many results like remiliascarlet it would be a waste of your time.
<SiFuh>
And does your search include case? Because if so. You'd be better off searching for SiFuh
<SiFuh>
Because my name is not sifuh, it is SiFuh.
<SiFuh>
And fscking banks and government spell it SIFUH which shits me big time because it is only SiFuh and nothing else
<zorz>
i checked mine....
<zorz>
the original one
<zorz>
and since i had the script loaded... i said, give it a try for my friends
<zorz>
lets book 5 star hotel in Caracas... special offers!
<farkuhar>
politician -- anyone who eagerly wants the job should not be allowed to have it; anyone who is qualified for the job (by character or temperament) would probably turn it down.
<zorz>
farkuhar: before vote for someone think... will i place this person to work for me?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I think USA has a problem with term limits.
<zorz>
farkuhar: example, will you hire Biden in your business?
<SiFuh>
Fuck no
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
so why to vote him ?
<SiFuh>
But a businessman makes a good president
<SiFuh>
And I think they should not be allowed an income or do any private businesses.
<SiFuh>
In fact. I said to my brother. A president should be on minimum wage.
<zorz>
congress, senate, presidents should be staff for the people. Employees of the people. get the job done for the people. Nowdays they are all businessman
<zorz>
they are worst than Mafia. The Mafia person saw the politician and got afraid :P
<farkuhar>
If you value honesty in your elected leaders, should you nominate a Jehovah's witness? According to SiFuh's generalization the other day, maybe so.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: No.
<SiFuh>
Jehovah's Witnesses are neither allowed to vote nor be part of politics at all.
<zorz>
ooo religion again... fuck religions. Religion is something personall and should stay within your soul.
<SiFuh>
No
<SiFuh>
Religion is an institution
<SiFuh>
Faith in a God should be something personal and should stay within your soul and morality
<zorz>
farkuhar: kernel 6.9 EOL. next LTS will be 6.10? do you know ?
<farkuhar>
Too bad. The prohibition on JW's going into politics is another instance of the dictum "anyone who is qualified for the job (by character or temperament) would probably turn it down."
<SiFuh>
I only turn up to the Jehovah's Witness kingdom hall once a year for the memorial of Jesus' death.
<SiFuh>
It's the only religion that does it.
<SiFuh>
I can do it at home but easier to just drive there and take part.
<farkuhar>
zorz: no idea. Better to ask SiFuh about kernel versioning.
<SiFuh>
zorz: No LTS after 6.6.x has been prepared
<SiFuh>
6.10 will not be an LTS since 6.11 is already in the works.
<zorz>
okay thank you both. i shall stick with 6.6
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: The versioning went all weird after the massive amounts of code modification and additions came into play
<zorz>
SiFuh: i saw that.. jump to 6.11 and i thought something similar.
<SiFuh>
Use to be Version.Even number.* was LTS and Version.Odd number.* were RC kernels
<zorz>
ok
<zorz>
5.15 on my laptop works great aswell but 6.6 is faster.
<zorz>
with 5.15 is an end of an era.
<zorz>
6.1 had the intro of rust to experiment.
<SiFuh>
No
<zorz>
?
<zorz>
what you mean no?
<SiFuh>
4.19 5.4 5.10 5.15 6.1 are all LTS
<SiFuh>
They will be with use for many years to come.
<zorz>
when i was with arch... arch with 4.19 was so fast
<zorz>
and then the upgrade to 5.10 make it slow.
<SiFuh>
zorz: Back on religion. If God is everywhere, why do I need a mediator between God and me? He created me and he is all seeing and all knowing. I can talk to him whenever I want.
<SiFuh>
A man made insitute is incorrect. In the bible there were congregations. No churches or religions. Jesus wasn't a Christian. And his teachings were called "The way"
<zorz>
SiFuh: i pass this conversation... you know i hate talking for religions
<SiFuh>
I am on your side. If you read my words carefully.
<SiFuh>
Religious institutions are an abomination in the name of God in my opinion.
<SiFuh>
It's like You can't play basketball unless you wear addidas shoes.
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
all star converse
<zorz>
white man cant jump
<SiFuh>
When I was a kid in the 80's we had specific brands of BMX we were only allowed to ride. But that was because other brands were cheap shit and send you to hospital over the first jump into the berm.
<SiFuh>
We all had our faithful religous cult brands we road.
<SiFuh>
I was Redline/Skyway. Now I ride a Haro.
<SiFuh>
But if they said Redline only, I would have quit racing
<zorz>
i would like to buy a fuji fixie, change the steering wheel
<zorz>
japan tech
<zorz>
fuji are nice
<SiFuh>
I'd like a Lada Niva.
<SiFuh>
Or a Lancia Delta Integrale HF series evo 1 from 1988
<zorz>
take money and come to europe.... buy one and ride it the silk road
<zorz>
from Afganistan
<zorz>
this is nice trip
<zorz>
turkey iran afganistan
<SiFuh>
I remember having a discussion with a friend about he liking chicken and I liking horse for meat. I said. We put them in that refrigerator and 2,000 years later it will become a religion over whose smelly ass rotten meat is the best.
<SiFuh>
He never complained about my horse meat ever since
<zorz>
when i was kid, my grandpa used to live in germany and always every summer bring this salami in greece.
<SiFuh>
Racist
<SiFuh>
What is wrong with German salami?
<zorz>
SiFuh: concerning ucode, i finnaly load the blobs in the kernel from /lib/firmaware/amd-ucode/microcode_amd_fam17h.bin
<zorz>
SiFuh: hahaha nothing is wrong,, , was delicious... although i think was hungarian made
<SiFuh>
I am loading on chilli
<SiFuh>
So :-P
<zorz>
now i do not search for this salami cause the meat comes from racing horses which is full in dopamine and other substances
<zorz>
excuse my english... you get the point.
<SiFuh>
I am angry
<SiFuh>
zorz: Fucking hell these people are morons. I have explained RULES follow the fucking RULES. Rule number 1 clearly states that when the dog barks. Turn your back, close the door and walk away. So I am outside having a beer the wife is saying. I think she wants to sleep. I said of course. So we open the cage to let her in. She goes to bed. Then the nephew comes and the dog starts barking. I asked
<SiFuh>
"What are you doing?" She says she is opening the cage to play with the nephew. "Excuse me? She was tired and wants to sleep now you want to take her out? Why is she barking so aggressively?" Then I see the nephew is holding the same stick the cousin beats her with. I said to the wife. "Why is he holding that stick?" She says "To get a toy from the cage to play with the dog" "NO!!!!!!!! You put that
<SiFuh>
stick away and you stay away from the dog. Follow the rules!" Can you believe she is crying daily because the dog doesn't learn anything and I gave her a lecture only a couple of hours earlier that we must train her exactly the same way and not deviate from the path. I told her. "The problem is ALWAYS the owner and not the dog. FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES!"
<zorz>
SiFuh: you are busy heh
<SiFuh>
Busy training fucking idiot Chinese people
<SiFuh>
zorz: I have seven strict rules and they broke 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 7. Only rule not broken was 3
<SiFuh>
And I am only working on the no barking, no biting, no aggressive and follow the boundary rules.
<SiFuh>
The others are for the the dogs well being and not training.
<SiFuh>
It's constant. They even have the rules sent to their phones in Chinese
<SiFuh>
They fucking ignore them all the time.
<SiFuh>
It's getting to the point that I will say "You break one more rule, I am taking the dog to the animal refuge centre and she ain't never coming back"farkuhar: farkuhar: farkuhar:
<SiFuh>
Why does farkuhar always appear at the end of my emacs copy and paste to IRC?
<SiFuh>
Hmm I can't replicate it but I have noticed it many times before and I am quick to backspace it.
<zorz>
heh
<SiFuh>
It's no other person on IRC, just farkuhar
<zorz>
we 3 ?
<zorz>
1, 2, 3
<SiFuh>
Huh?
<SiFuh>
I tried the same paragraph again and it isn't doing it.
<SiFuh>
WTH? You don't give us abortion rights we are going to throw our babies in the dumpster.
<SiFuh>
For fuck sake these people are so sick.
<zorz>
forget it
<SiFuh>
Who would forget a baby in a dumpster?
<SiFuh>
You heartless bastard
<SiFuh>
You stupid lamebrain, Relentless snotnosed dickface, Don't you have a conscience? Have you no fucking soul? You unflinching bastard! Cocksucker, Cock-knocker motherfucker, YES! YEEEEEEESSS! Fucking cocksucker
<lavaball>
i just pass on what i find along the way.
<SiFuh>
Too late. I have the complete collection downloading
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Thanks anyways
<SiFuh>
26 GB? Holy shit.
<SiFuh>
That's including the entire series
<SiFuh>
Something to watch until Friday's episode of Alone
<farkuhar>
I used to have The Ewok Adventure (1984) on VHS, but there must have been a downsizing effort that got rid of all VHS tapes except the recordings of family gatherings (weddings, vacations, graduations, etc.)
<SiFuh>
lavaball: You ever listen to Louder With Crowder Podcast?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: You bet start planing your KL trip soon
<SiFuh>
I will bring a car. So we can check out my old hang outs and stuff
<farkuhar>
If I wait too long, and the Illuminati brings about the cessation of all airplane travel (per your 1967 recording), I might end up taking a slow boat across the Pacific.
<SiFuh>
Or just stay in Singapore
<SiFuh>
I left all my stuff even my motorbike behind in Australia. I miss my tools.
<SiFuh>
I am not materialistic except for blades and weapons. But damn I miss my tools.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: My mother uses my old boots to place around the door to scare off would-be intruders. It's kind of funny but still pretty cool
<lavaball>
i've sen some of it on youtube.
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<SiFuh>
zorz: Ever owned a dog?
<zorz>
SiFuh: yes long time ago when kid, a german
<zorz>
his name was wolf!
<SiFuh>
I like wolves
<zorz>
you know the dog, german shep. police.
<zorz>
very clever.
<SiFuh>
I trained pitbulls only
<zorz>
dont like them
<SiFuh>
Apparently our dog seems to have figured how to cry to open the gate so she can shit and pee pee
<SiFuh>
Never seen that in my life.
<SiFuh>
I have never taught her
<SiFuh>
What is wrong with Pitbulls?
<SiFuh>
Oh wait... you got fucking injected because of the news.
<SiFuh>
Yeah shut the fuck up then
<SiFuh>
I came abck to Thailand after 5 years. They have a pitbull at my home. Constantly on a leash. They said "Stay away from Orangi (Korean for tiger) she will destroy and tear you to pieces). I said "No problems. You told me her name" I walked up to her and she charged at me and I said "Orangi" very cute like. "Are you hungry?" and I put my hand near her but out of reach. She barked, sniffed me. I said
<SiFuh>
"have something for you Orangi" and I rubbed my smell on her food. Handed it to her on the ground. She ate it. Then I handed some more and pet her. My Thai uncles was shocked. Orangi always listened to me from that onwards. I use to let off the chain. She'd try to kill everyone.
<SiFuh>
But she loved me.
<SiFuh>
Even when she tried to escape in attack mode. I grabbed her. I pulled her backwards. My aunt was shouting in Thai "Whe will bite you!" I said "Silence" In Thai. She obeyed me instantly and the aunt.
<zorz>
dogs are clever
<zorz>
SiFuh: i longed solana and pepe.... i dont know
<SiFuh>
I told the uncle that Pitbulls know who loves them and they always listen to their master if properly trained. Pitbulls are reverse to other dogs. They want love. Every other dog love is the last thing you give.
<lavaball>
just wrote a nice groomer song.
<lavaball>
sometimes i'm amazed my own self how easy this stuff comes to me.
<zorz>
pitbulls are ok.... dobermans are ugly
<SiFuh>
We played a game. Where the 7 dogs sat around us when drinking beer and I said to the uncle "I am the alpha." He laughed and said you not. I said I can prove it.
<zorz>
but myself as i told you i like the german ones
<SiFuh>
I got up and walked to the garage and they all falled me to sit around me. Even the alpha which wasn't the pitbull. He doesn't like me because I stole his throne. I then walked back and they followed.
<SiFuh>
So my uncle says "I feed them, I am the alpha" He walks to the garage and the stay near me. He sat alone for awhile. tried calling them
<SiFuh>
I said "Watch this" No matter where I went even the real alpha followed me. The alpha stayed far behind me. The Uncle asks "How can that be?" I said. "I speak with authority. You just feed them"
<SiFuh>
So everytime I came back. Orangi was chained to a post (He isn't the alpha because he don't care that shit) They always followed me everyhere.
<SiFuh>
I always took Orangi off the chain
<SiFuh>
He would run free and bark at everything but when someone came home. I'd walk him back to his chain and sit beside him
<SiFuh>
5 years later I returned
<SiFuh>
They all instantly recognized me
<SiFuh>
The real alpha would always circle me. Try to get me from behind. No matter how much I pet him the real alpha always stood back.
<SiFuh>
That's real authority dude.
<SiFuh>
It isn't anything to do with food or love. It is absolute authority
<SiFuh>
You prove you are more powerful, any dog will stand down to you
<SiFuh>
It is absolute authority <-- zorz
<SiFuh>
When asked how I do it. I said it is simple. They are children and you are the adult. You treat them as such.
<SiFuh>
Orangi use to love sitting beside me while I drink beer. I guarantee you if I return this or next year. They will remember me
<SiFuh>
I haven't seen any since 2019
<SiFuh>
Orangi is still there which is cool. He's my favorite.
<SiFuh>
But there is no messing around. I must stay strong, stand strong, and speak like a big boss.
<SiFuh>
I've known dogs. They almost always female that don't respect this law. But the moment I command them with my voice. They hit the skids and think twice.
<SiFuh>
Your voice is the key
<SiFuh>
And yes it works on army and police dogs
<SiFuh>
zorz: Men have the best voice for this by the way. Female humans are too whiny and you can hear the fear in their voice.
<SiFuh>
They say dogs can smell fear. I doubt it unless humans release some amazing scared scent.
<SiFuh>
I've had huge mother fuckers come to me and I was afraid and stood my ground.
<zorz>
stone... grab a stone
<SiFuh>
There is one dog always attacks me though. He is a male. But I always win. He ripped brand new trousers when I was walking out.
<SiFuh>
Basically
<SiFuh>
But without the grab part.
<SiFuh>
Be the stone.
<SiFuh>
It's funny though. That dog that is male in Malaysia that always bites me. Always runs to me when fireworks go off.
<zorz>
a friend of my father,,, had cander in throught and took of his thought how you call it
<zorz>
and he speaks like robot
<SiFuh>
I spent many hours with him to comfort him and he still tries to bite me the next day
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
<zorz>
i saw him speaking to dogs,,,, and the dogs got afraid and run
<zorz>
HAHAHAHA
<zorz>
THE DOGS THINK he is not human.
<SiFuh>
I look at the wifes dog without a word and she reads my eyes. That is really cool
<SiFuh>
She tries to enter the home and I stand up and look at her. She pokes around a bit. When I look at her like she is dog food for me with the angry I am going to eat you look. She reverses out the door and sits down outside.
<SiFuh>
No one beleived me until today.
<SiFuh>
I don't need to do anything. Just look at her like I am going to kick her like a football (Which I would never do)
<SiFuh>
I've had that skill for years. My sister's dogs and my brother's dog will bark if I enter the house. I just look at them and they high tail it out of the way. Hiding under furnitre and stuff
<SiFuh>
I grew up in a dog family though
<SiFuh>
Actually my brother told me to stop beating his dog because his dog was so afraid of me. I've never in my life hit any of my siblings dog.
<SiFuh>
So I think they can read faces.
<zorz>
i dont know man
<SiFuh>
I think I am right
<SiFuh>
They can see maybe feel it?
<SiFuh>
I tried it on a dog trainers dog. They just started barking.
<SiFuh>
I stepped forwards and they stopped and went into their cages
<SiFuh>
She has beautiful dogs. Both are Labardors
<SiFuh>
They were funny. I was making a sandwich and they were trying to steal my food. I said "SIT!" and they didn't
<SiFuh>
She said to say it quietly.
<SiFuh>
So I said "sit...." And they both sat down.
<SiFuh>
Bloody hell
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<SiFuh>
brought her into the house today because the health department were holocausting mosquitoes for dengue.
<lavaball>
until the huge fat hand comes in and eats her eye ball.
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
It's muscle dude
<lavaball>
it's mettwurst.
<lavaball>
anyway, the dog okay again?
<SiFuh>
I think she is unsure of where she was but we kept her safe from the holocaust.
<SiFuh>
Sure. We waited for the gas to be gone before returning outside with her bowl of water she never drinks from
<SiFuh>
That shit kills bugs and fishes. No way we letting her out during that time.
<SiFuh>
KKM called us (They camp with us) to inform us that they will gas our neighbourhood.
<SiFuh>
We all go full swat team mode. All windows and doors closed. Water dish and dog inside the house.
<SiFuh>
She has a deep love for me even though she is the wife's dog.
<SiFuh>
I took her in the car and the wife too. HAHAH that sounds awful. To buy some beer. Wife coddled her all the way. Soon as I stopped and exited she was crying.
<SiFuh>
She doesn't bite me. She bites everyone else
<SiFuh>
The interesting part is she rarely sees me. I guess my smell from the day she was saved and I pet her all the way home was enough to form a bond?
<lavaball>
she's on a diet then? no fatty food?
<SiFuh>
She eats fat
<SiFuh>
She's a puppy
<SiFuh>
She needs meat and fat to grow
<lavaball>
then you better be careful she doesn't find out what your hands are made out of.
<SiFuh>
HAHAH ass
<lavaball>
yeah, i'm sure you ass is too. no need for pictures!
<SiFuh>
She doesn't bite me because when I see her teeth moving towards me, I change positions
<SiFuh>
I am the only one can pet her without being bitten. She seems to have learned to stay away from fat muscluar hands
<SiFuh>
I always pet her gently and move my hands before she can try to nip me
<SiFuh>
Everyone else has bite marks and scratch marks
<SiFuh>
But for a street dog lavaball, she's really fucking cute.
<SiFuh>
She is almost 3 KG now.
<SiFuh>
We found her full of worms, ticks, fleas and gnats at about 863 grams I have the measurements somewhere but it isn't important
<SiFuh>
I weigh her weekly
<SiFuh>
Her weight is important to figure out how much food and medication she needs. I was weighing her since day one.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Wife asked me if she can cut the long hair on her face. I said "NO!"
<SiFuh>
Had to explain to her why
<SiFuh>
826 grams when found her
<SiFuh>
When I went to visit farkuhar for a night she was 1.536 KG but she was 710 KG when I came back. Wife was over feeding her. You could see a fat baloon.
<SiFuh>
710 KG more*
<SiFuh>
710 grams more
<SiFuh>
Fuck you zorzy!
<SiFuh>
Ruining my English
<SiFuh>
It was funny but at the same time I was angry. "Why did you feed her so much?" "She wanted more and I thought she needed more" HAHAHA "No.... you don't want a fat blob. She fits in two hands." So I had to dictate the measurements to her.
<SiFuh>
She does that to me. I need a handful. Sometimes I get 1/2 an hand full or three hand fulls.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: is zorj a server IRC client user?
<SiFuh>
Seems he has two nicks
<SiFuh>
zorz online and zorj logging
<lavaball>
i wouldn't know.
<zorj>
logging off
<zorj>
hehe
zorj has quit [Quit: leaving]
* zorz
now solo
<SiFuh>
Fuck you zorzy!
* zorz
fuck fuck fuck
<zorz>
the only downside of using quad9 dns is that in many sites i have to click checking you are not a robot.
<zorz>
other thant that,,, superior service.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Went to pee pee in the loo. Saw my fat hands as you said in the mirror. Fucking hell dude. My forearms are massive.
<SiFuh>
Now I know why I was able to tear the flesh of a cows tail with my hands only
<SiFuh>
That shit's tough. Wife said the knife can't do it.
<lavaball>
where do you usually piiss if you have to clarify that it was in the loo this time?
<SiFuh>
Fortunately I could because the mutt has three meals now.
<SiFuh>
loo = toilet
<lavaball>
also your forearms only look so big because you dick is so thin.
<lavaball>
i'm aware what the loo is.
<SiFuh>
I can't see that when I pee pee
<lavaball>
you belly is so big you can't see your own dick?!
<SiFuh>
You are making no sense now
<lavaball>
you said you can't see that.
<lavaball>
so what can't you see?
<SiFuh>
No mirror over the toilet that is a perverted as you walking around with women with leashes and collars
<SiFuh>
The mirror is over the sink
<SiFuh>
Do you pee pee in the sink?
<SiFuh>
Fucking gross
<zorz>
sophisticated!
<lavaball>
then i don't know why you had to mention that you took a piss in the toilet.
<SiFuh>
I walked pass the mirror silly
<lavaball>
but the way you wrote it it sounds like you were pissing and then looked into the mirror while you did it.
<lavaball>
otherwise the pissing informationen is completely unnecessary.
<SiFuh>
I wrote it or you read it?
<SiFuh>
I WENT TO PISS
<SiFuh>
I walked by the mirror
<SiFuh>
And saw how my fat hands have huge forearms
<SiFuh>
Need a fucking Lexicon?
<lavaball>
i stand by what i said.
<SiFuh>
Seems you retards need every word in the dictionary for me to explain a scenario
<SiFuh>
How the fuck do you watch a movie in English dude?
<lavaball>
usually i just have to press play.
<lavaball>
you?
<lavaball>
otherwise shift 3 to change the audio layer.
<zorz>
scenario??? screen a movie man!
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Hahaha
<zorz>
SiFuh: keep this scenario for now https://f.uguu.se/lQLPQyRT.png we see tommorow what will happen. Still waiting for the Korean degens to wake up.