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<SiFuh> I can't believe viber is still around
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<ppetrov^> has farkuhar been around lately?
<lavaball> what's lately?
<lavaball> i think i saw him like maybe two weeks ago?
<lavaball> also you realize the channel has logs, right?
<ppetrov^> but not in the last couple of days?
<ppetrov^> sure, I'll check the join/leave messages
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<SiFuh> I walk into a restaurant and the lady says "Beer, yes?" I reply "Yes!" Hahaha that's the way I like it.
<lavaball> also the password for the mines in simon 1.
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<SiFuh> What was this cunt talking about?
<SiFuh> simon 1?
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<SiFuh> zorj: Dude!
<SiFuh> My UK/NATO gear, my Australian cowboy boots and ( I didn't ask for it ) my New Zealand military uniform are here!
<SiFuh> Mum posted all to me.
<SiFuh> HAHAHA I am so happy
<SiFuh> My wife was wearing the UK/NATO gear for trying it out and said "It is so soft, so smooth" I said "I know. I lived in them for 2 years in the Australian forest and jungles"
<SiFuh> Got about 8 patches to do though. Due to moths. But so happy to have them back with me
<SiFuh> Mum said there is no chance I can ever fit them. She thinks I am super fat and have huge feet
<SiFuh> They fit perfectly
<SiFuh> I am actually the NZ stuff is here. It is my favorite
<SiFuh> The boots... fucking hell, so comfy
<SiFuh> If I had them in Penang, I'd have been dancing
<zorj> heh
<zorj> you crazy man
<SiFuh> I lived in them 2 years dude
<SiFuh> They are like family to me now
<zorj> i had brown leather boots, from israel
<SiFuh> If I knew I'd be in Malaysia this long. I'd have taken them because they are like a security blanket.
<SiFuh> Aussie boots dude. Fuck your Joo Joo Shoes
<SiFuh> I actually got them for free
<SiFuh> The story about these boots is that I was driving a Taxi and Hoppy, a regular customer. Got into my taxi and on the way home he says "Hey, I got these boots. Can you fit them?" I tried "Yes I can" He said "You want them they are yours. Someone gave them to me and I only have one leg" Hahahaha
<SiFuh> I started wearing them and they were insanely comfortable. Easy on, Easy off.
<SiFuh> When I went camping last time. I was struggling to put on the sneakers. I called my mother. "I WANT MY BOOTS"
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<SiFuh> I have been wearing sneakers for awhile and I hate sneakers. These are easier to put on and I can wiggle my toes. Last time we went camping. I am falling over trying to put the sneakers on. I thought to myself "I hate this! I want my boots" Then I remembered those in Australia.
<SiFuh> Hoppy is a funny guy. He got a ticket for driving a car with one leg. It was a manual. The police pulled him over and said "Hold on, you have one leg. How are you driving a manual?"
<SiFuh> He replied "My other leg grew back"
<SiFuh> Then the police officer gave him a ticket.
<zorj> this is not army boots man!
<SiFuh> Care zero
<SiFuh> I am a cowboy that loves Army clothing
<zorj> hehe
<zorj> not comfortable
<SiFuh> Army clothing is comfortable and long lasting
<SiFuh> When I opened the package
<SiFuh> My mother had also sent me my New Zealand Camo
<SiFuh> This is perfect for hot weather and is one of my most favorite shirts
<SiFuh> I never asked for it.
<SiFuh> I am so fucking happy it is here
<SiFuh> That shirt I wore for over 30 years
<SiFuh> If I die. I need to decide. Suit or NZ camo to burried in
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<SiFuh> https://s3.amazonaws.com/i.snag.gy/gJ1G9B.jpg <-- this is the UK/NATO gear
<SiFuh> I need to patch it this month
<SiFuh> Mum said there is no way that I can fit the pants and jackets and shirts and old boots. Apparently I am fucking John Candy with clown feet
<zorj> haha
<SiFuh> https://s3.amazonaws.com/i.snag.gy/ACUtbh.jpg <-- my fat ass wearing clothes I wore in the 90's
<SiFuh> I had one photo taken of me with a bag under a shirt and her brain thinks I am a fat fuck.
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<zorj> heh
<zorj> ooo SiFuh you are funny
<zorj> SiFuh: when you go in jungle again ?
<SiFuh> I wasn't being funny dude
<SiFuh> Why you coming?
<SiFuh> Actually we were waiting for remiliascarlet to join us but if you want to go before her. I guess there is a spot open
<SiFuh> End of August
<SiFuh> She always has an excuse or a no reply about it
<SiFuh> Not sure why though. Free home, free food, off-road. Heavy jungle. Not like it is going to get in her way
<SiFuh> My wife only fucks me. Hahaha
<SiFuh> I am sleeping outside, she and the wife can share the tent
<SiFuh> Oh truck is getting a custom roof rack to support the roof tent.
<SiFuh> Everytime I ever go camping. I have slept only once in the tent but that was to make love to the wife. Hahaha
<SiFuh> I always sleep on the ground outside under the stars
<zorj> thank you for the invitation but i will pass.
<SiFuh> Pussy
<SiFuh> You won't be sharing a tent with my wife. You sleeping outside with me
<SiFuh> Only one can sleep beside my wife is remiliascarlet
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<SiFuh> Unless she is troon :-P
<zorz> hahaha
<SiFuh> Then she is sleeping in the river
<SiFuh> I reckon she will love it and be in super high stress mode
<zorz> stil... when ?
<SiFuh> End of August
<SiFuh> 3 days and 2 nights
<zorz> ok a month from now
<SiFuh> Yes
<SiFuh> I heard it is not a difficult trek by 4x4 but still above average
<SiFuh> A good trek for bother you and remiliascarlet
<SiFuh> Jeram Janggut, Negeri Sembilan
<SiFuh> Next off road. End of August is here
<zorz> remiliascarlet: book the ticket crowdstrike is over.
<zorz> HAHA
<SiFuh> She'll be fine
<SiFuh> Actually I talk to my about remiliascarlet a lot
<SiFuh> Her tongue is more powerful than a sword.
<SiFuh> my wife*
<SiFuh> The other day when we were in the knife shop, we were discussing which weapon remiliascarlet should carry in the jungle. It was kind of funny.
<SiFuh> I reckon though she will be given my Bowie to carry or maybe the Khukri.
<SiFuh> No human under my watch will ever enter the jungle without a blade.
<zorz> its nice adventure
<SiFuh> zorz: I am high on nicotine
<zorz> zyx?
<SiFuh> Yep
<SiFuh> 20 mg
<SiFuh> Wife tried and spent an hour in the toilet vomiting
<SiFuh> She says "Never again"
<zorz> i am reading iptables, and i am going to recompile the kernel
<SiFuh> I am using hers
<zorz> oooooooooooooo
<SiFuh> I used hers for several days not
<zorz> why wife is smoking?
<SiFuh> not/now
<SiFuh> No
<SiFuh> It's her first try ever
<zorz> so why to use the shit?
<SiFuh> She wanted to try
<zorz> thats why she was vomiting.
<SiFuh> Because SHE NEVER TOOK NICOTINE IN HER LIFE
<SiFuh> Fucking read dude
<zorz> are you stupid.
<zorz> ?
<SiFuh> No she tried on;y 3 minutes
<SiFuh> thepouch is 40 mintues
<SiFuh> She just wanted to
<SiFuh> I am not going to deny her
<SiFuh> She has choices too dude
<SiFuh> My wife isn't my slave
<SiFuh> I warned her but she still wanted to try
<zorz> who said to deny... democracy, liberty
<SiFuh> 20 is like the most heavy
<SiFuh> I care zero about democracy or liberty
<SiFuh> I hate democracy
<SiFuh> I am an anarchist which is better than any government and any law and any order and any political system
<SiFuh> I have one rule
<SiFuh> DO NOT DEFY FREE WILL
<SiFuh> Simple
<SiFuh> She wanted she tried and she hated
<SiFuh> That is purely her decision and not mine
<zorz> eee okay
<SiFuh> I am very serious about this
<SiFuh> You want, then do
<SiFuh> As long as you affect no one else
<SiFuh> I was worried though if she dies, what will I do
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<SiFuh> But choice was hers
<SiFuh> Now she says, never again so that is her choice and I prefer it
<SiFuh> I actually did offer her to try
<SiFuh> So she said she would
<SiFuh> I only offerred
<zorz> hehehe
<SiFuh> She asks "Howare you still standing?"
<zorz> you are used to it
<SiFuh> I said "I was a pipe smoker but it is fucking heavy"
<SiFuh> No
<SiFuh> I am not
<zorz> like myself.... zyz will do nothing to me
<SiFuh> I didn't smoke since 2018
<SiFuh> zorz: You are wrong
<SiFuh> This is going to smash you in the brain
<zorz> you used to smoke thogh
<SiFuh> I bought 20mg because my tobacco was 20mg
<SiFuh> Yes and it kicked my ass
<SiFuh> I started with 3 minutes, then 1 then 1 then 2 to and now can 40 minutes
<SiFuh> Stronger than cigarettes
<SiFuh> You should try
<SiFuh> Pure nicotine
<SiFuh> Can use on airplane
<SiFuh> When you go to Ireland
<SiFuh> First try I want to vomit too
<SiFuh> But after multiple tries it is as easy as smoking
<SiFuh> Also it makes me want to boink my wife
<SiFuh> Hahah
<zorz> still waiting for the dates.... they said in augost, now they moved it for september.
<zorz> if how i am set now in crypto, goes well.... i will not go.
<zorz> stay and play crypto.
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<farkuhar> zorj: 'lo
<SiFuh> Welcome back farkuhar
<SiFuh> farkuhar: ppetrov^ has something to say. You can message him in #crux
<farkuhar> SiFuh: something about boost not building with the latest icu?
<SiFuh> farkuhar: By the way, after I left. I found something super cool.
<SiFuh> https://www.google.com/maps/place/Antarabangsa+Enterprise/@5.4187427,100.3382136,3a,90y,241.18h,94.06t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sDH2oUL6jwZ1-vR8DiLXSTQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DDH2oUL6jwZ1-vR8DiLXSTQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D0.26431558%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192!4m9!1m2!2m1!1slove+lane+penang!3m5!1s0x
<SiFuh> 304ac3902475e88d:0xb24dc95bedf01482!8m2!3d5.4186137!4d100.3381272!16s%2Fg%2F11bccghhzn?coh=205409&entry=ttu
<SiFuh> Oh shit, that is too long
<SiFuh> I make a tiny url
<farkuhar> Tiny url like this? https://a.uguu.se/fjfWoHRc.jpg
<SiFuh> Heh says zorz at the end
<SiFuh> I came here in the night. It is behind my hotel and near yours. Many foreigners and locals sitting on plastic chairs in the road drinking many types of foreign beer.
<SiFuh> Tiger beer was 7 MYR which is cheaper than local prices. Local prices were 8.20 or higher.
<SiFuh> They sold even Thai beer and many European beer.
<SiFuh> The dude who owns the shop was moving money so fast he would be making a fortune.
<SiFuh> Half way through the night his wife took over and he went to sleep. It was quite awesome. Wish you could have joined
<farkuhar> https://a.uguu.se/fjfWoHRc.jpg <- This is SiFuh before changing into more comfortable 90's clothing.
<SiFuh> I met some dude from Chicago
<SiFuh> I thought the photo was good
<SiFuh> Why is it not?
<farkuhar> Quality lost during transmission, probably.
<SiFuh> Looks more like a bad photo your mother took
<farkuhar> Yeah, she's not known for holding her hand steady while manipulating the smartphone.
<SiFuh> I think it is focus
<SiFuh> By the way ppetrov^ thought I was joking and most of my friends think I am full of shit when I said we saw a crocodile in the town
<SiFuh> My friend Yishen said "I have lived here 20 years. I have never seen a crocodile in the town" Hahaha
<farkuhar> It is rather incredible, to stumble upon a crocodile in the middle of such a populated area.
<SiFuh> I know and more so since we only were there a single day
<SiFuh> I stayed at a hotel there. I was 90 MYR
<SiFuh> Fucking horrible dude. 2 am can hear them dragging a bed across the floor. I managed to get about 4 hours sleep that night
<SiFuh> There was some dude who works nightshift and as he walks you can hear his feet clonking! ALL NIGHT!
<SiFuh> I drank most of my vodka to make sure I got some sleep
<farkuhar> Sorry the hotel had such annoyances for you.
<SiFuh> Also, I found out there are many pillars in the ocean between Penang and the mainland. They are being set up for Intel. Intel is going to make a huge powerstation there
<SiFuh> farkuhar: Hahaha Penang annoyed me. It wasn't anything like I was told it would be
<SiFuh> And I got severe chafing. HAHAHA Had to sleep with balls to the airconditioner. HAHAHA
<farkuhar> SiFuh: I was surprised that Biden didn't wait until Monday to announce his decision to drop out of the race. Why deliver such major news on a Sunday?
<SiFuh> farkuhar: Next time. You come to KL. I know this place and it is heaps better to walk around
<farkuhar> SiFuh: okay, if there is a next time, I'll visit KL instead.
<SiFuh> Airconditioned skywalks (Basically a bridge)
<SiFuh> I was told by a friend in the military he'd do it on the weekend just before I left to Penang
<SiFuh> Anyway, still glad I got to go to Penang.
<SiFuh> I bought a pair of T8's to test to see if it stops chafing
<SiFuh> T8 Commandos Running Underwear
<SiFuh> Highly recommended in the US
<SiFuh> And my mother posted my old Military gear and my old boots. The boots would have been fantastic in Penang
<SiFuh> farkuhar: You look rather short in that photo.
<SiFuh> Thought you was a bit taller than that
<SiFuh> And my pants look twisted!
<farkuhar> Don't forget: your boots had much thicker soles than my canvas sneakers. Anyway, by replacing the footwear with what your mum sent, you made it unnecessary to buy thicker socks?
<SiFuh> Would have been better if we were not carrying back packs
<SiFuh> I have thicker socks. I usually use them for apocalypses hahahaha
<SiFuh> Yes, oh and I bought tape. For the wife and I. So we can wrap our toes and legs in it for extreme hikes.
<SiFuh> Your Penang trip gave me many new ideas :-P
<SiFuh> Dude, when I finally crashed at the hotel. My clothes were so drenched in sweat. You'd have thought it was raining
<farkuhar> Too bad I didn't get to show you the CRUX MUSL laptop in action, though.
<SiFuh> Hahahaha, I was more interested in seeing Penang
<SiFuh> I have passed through Butterworth where the military bases are but never crossed over to the Island
<SiFuh> My wife said I looked like a bush man when I came back because I had a beard. HAHAHA
<SiFuh> zorj: farkuhar is back from his secret mission
<SiFuh> Old boots for free. But they are so damned comfortable
<SiFuh> farkuhar: Bus trip back was 8 and a 1/2 hours
<SiFuh> And the ticket was 20 MYR more expensive
<SiFuh> farkuhar: Remember that Indian guy I met at the ferry? He came to me the next day when I was waiting the bus and said "So I see you stayed over night" Hahahahahaha
<SiFuh> He is doing AI work for petroleum pumping.
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<SiFuh> farkuhar: Any sunburn?
<SiFuh> I came back to the hotel and felt it. But the next day nothing
<SiFuh> emmett1 wanted to follow but he had lots of work to do so he missed out. He said to say "Hello" to you
<zorj> oooooooooooooo
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<zorz> ppetrov^: 'lo
<zorz> farkuhar: 'lo
<zorz> SiFuh: Fuck off!
<zorz> :-)
<ppetrov^> zorz, sup
<zorz> ppetrov^: all good :)
<zorz> ?
<ppetrov^> good
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<zorz> nice bro, i am happy for you.
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<SiFuh> zorz: You funny. Not
<SiFuh> hahaha
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: He says after killing the moose "I am going to start rendering the fat because it is the most precious commodity out here"
<SiFuh> This is true
<SiFuh> Fat is way more important than meat
<SiFuh> Bible says you can't but as a survial expert. I know. Fat is most important
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<SiFuh> Fuck you zorzy
<zorz> :)
<zorz> SiFuh: bonjour!
<SiFuh> Hi zorzy
<SiFuh> I think you change your name to zorzy
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