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<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Just thought of something. GIS officially stands for "Gender Identification and Sexual Orientation". Guess what else can be shortened to GIS? It's "Government Indoctrination System". So whenever you see a troon saying they have GIS, you can tell them "oh, so you have Government Indoctrination System?".
<SiFuh> Albertine reunited with her family. The case was later reclassified as kidnapping. Johor police chief Comm M. Kumar said a police team raided a room at the budget hotel in Selangor at around 4.30am. Five suspects have been detained in connection with the kidnapping.
<SiFuh> She's lucky.
<remiliascarlet> This whole channel is about making a parody out of Kamala Harris. Most videos are recorded in the mental illness orienttation, but tthe content itself is really funny.
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<ppetrov^> yes, i saw it
<SiFuh> Interesting
<SiFuh> The oxygen is being produced by deep underwater UFO bases ;-)
<ppetrov^> well, could be as well another source of O2, that played an important role in the debvelopment of life, early on
<SiFuh> Lost city of Atlantis.
<SiFuh> Mermaid farts ;-)
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<ppetrov^> heh
<SiFuh> Can't be Atlantis because that is in Africa
<lavaball> tiktok, really?
<SiFuh> No, it's fake. You are just imagining it
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<SiFuh> Verizon
<farkuhar> same ISP as dlcusa
<SiFuh> I am still looking at that place I went after nearby your hotel.
<SiFuh> I find it interesting the price of the Tiger beer. He must be raising prices for other products.
<farkuhar> The in-flight multimedia menu had all six episodes of "Die Quellen des Bösen". Good series, if you like dark crime dramas. I should have paced myself better; I only got through four of the episodes before we landed.
<SiFuh> Heh
<SiFuh> What company did you fly?
<farkuhar> Qatar Airways
<SiFuh> Nice
<SiFuh> Better than Cunt-Arse.. I mean Qantas
<SiFuh> Continental Airlines is the last flight I ever took to the US and Air New Zealand on the way back.
<farkuhar> layover in Doha for almost 4 hours (22:00 to 02:00). Great airport, just the wrong time of day to appreciate all the artwork, shops, and meditative spaces.
<SiFuh> Hmm I have never been to Qatar even though I worked for their Embassy in Kyrgyzstan
<SiFuh> I wouldn't like it anyway. Having to get a licence to drink beer.
<SiFuh> I wonder. If I drive sober, will they confiscate my drinking licence? HAHAHA
<farkuhar> Every foreign country makes some things harder to do than you're used to in your home country. Singapore for example is famous for its prohibition on chewing gum.
<SiFuh> And cars
<farkuhar> Cars aren't prohibited, you just have to purchase a "certificate of entitlement" to operate a private vehicle.
<SiFuh> Actually cars are prohibited. Hence only a certain amount of people can purchase one. It only really benefits the rich and famous.
<SiFuh> Plebs are not suppose to drive
<SiFuh> Singapore: no more cars allowed on the road, government says
<SiFuh> This article is more than 6 years old
<SiFuh> The number of buses and goods vehicles will be allowed to continue growing but the growth cap for private cars will be cut to zero in 2018
<SiFuh> This article is more than 6 years old
<SiFuh> I don't think they succeeded
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<farkuhar> Does the growth cap only apply to new vehicles? If so, it should be possible to acquire a used car from the previous owner, and just pay the CoE fee.
<SiFuh> SINGAPORE – New diesel cars and taxis will no longer be registered in Singapore starting from Jan 1, 2025
<SiFuh> farkuhar: The length is about 5 years for the COE
<SiFuh> So older cars and COEs will begin to dissappear
<ppetrov^> farkuhar, thanks for the gsl port
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<zorz> 'lo
<zorz> :-)
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<farkuhar> ppetrov^: no problem.
<farkuhar> by the way, I noticed that https://slackalaxy.com/category/media/ has posts about Skype on an ALSA-only system (using apulse), but no posts about BlueAlsa. Was the documentation for bluez good enough for you to figure out how to bypass pulseaudio, making it unnecessary to write a blog post about your adventures?
<ppetrov^> this was 10 years ago, man
<ppetrov^> i use PulseAudio and back then I did not have bluetooth headphones
<SiFuh> He's online now
<ppetrov^> if i am in an adventurous mood, i may investigate bluealsa, but for now PA is fine
<zorz> and
<farkuhar> ppetrov^: so did you acquire your bluetooth headphones first, and then adopt PulseAudio? Or were you already using PA by the time you got bluetooth headphones?
<zorz> fucking hell crowdstrike, was its own bug.... hahaha
<zorz> read this 2 threads guys..
<SiFuh> zorz: Do your fucking research
<SiFuh> It's bigger that this retard's post
<zorz> 2016 DNC it was them... and they blame Russia
<zorz> ofcourse bad Rusky
<SiFuh> zorz: The more you dig, the deeper the hole dude
<zorz> i was surprised that they do not even need an executable... just data
<SiFuh> I am surprised I have duck for dinner a second night in a row
<zorz> hahaha
<zorz> what happen.... oranges
<SiFuh> No
<SiFuh> Chinese style
<zorz> SiFuh: https://f.uguu.se/KMVvPryL.jpe this is for you
<zorz> Duck Chinese style... interesting!
<SiFuh> I don't click jpe files
<farkuhar> Does anyone here insert ulimit commands in their /etc/X11/xdm/Xsession, to prevent runaway growth of the ~/.xsession-errors file? I've often seen this file exceed 2 GB, and I doubt all of those messages are genuinely useful.
<SiFuh> farkuhar: I have a different setup
<SiFuh> I usually send mine to /tmp
<farkuhar> SiFuh: of course your config file would be in a different location, running OpenBSD. Don't they use /usr/local/etc for anything that's not in base?
<SiFuh> xenodm is in base
<SiFuh> for errfile in "${TMPDIR-/tmp}/xses-$USER" "/tmp/xses-$USER" <-- I use this one
<SiFuh> Also my /tmp is virtual
<SiFuh> swap /tmp mfs rw,nodev,nosuid,-s=4095m 0 0
<farkuhar> Maybe I'll try /tmp then. Anything that might help prevent running out of disk space during a huge build job on the CRUX MUSL laptop.
<farkuhar> The internal disk (eMMC) is only 50GB, which does not give much margin for comfort when compiling llvm and clang and rust.
<SiFuh> farkuhar: I also did CRUX builds in virtual as well but I did have a lot of RAM
<SiFuh> I think mine was set to 32GB
<ppetrov^> farkuhar, I was using PA on Slackware, way before I bough BT headphones
<ppetrov^> I had issues with alsa and dynamically switching between audio outputs: https://slackalaxy.com/2015/06/10/sound-over-hdmi-cable/
<ppetrov^> PA solved this
<farkuhar> Singapore doesn't want the Plebs to own private vehicles, so they put a cap on car sales and push people to use mass rapid transit. Computer firms don't want anyone to have complete control over the software they run, so they promote minimalistic netbooks and encourage users to do everything in the cloud.
<farkuhar> ppetrov^: The funny thing about my BT headphones is that I've had them for so long but only ever connected them with the 3.5mm audio jack. The BT functionality only became something to investigate when I discovered that the soundcard driver on the CRUX MUSL laptop actually doesn't support the 3.5mm headphone output.
<ppetrov^> heh
<farkuhar> The driver does reliably enable the internal speakers, though, so that's what I've been using when nobody else is around to be disturbed. Without a working headphone jack, though, I left the laptop powered off for the long airplane trip, and just used the in-flight multimedia menu.
<ppetrov^> for BT to work with headphones, I had to rebuild blueman
<ppetrov^> alsom this
<SiFuh> This is better
<SiFuh> It has its own BT stack.
<SiFuh> No need to install or compiled on any distro even OpenBSD
<ppetrov^> yes, you've told me
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I can tell you again if you want :-P
<ppetrov^> go ahead, we'll be like two old farts telling the same stuff over and over
<SiFuh> This is better
<SiFuh> It has its own BT stack.
<SiFuh> No need to install or compiled on any distro even OpenBSD
<SiFuh> :-)
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<zorz> SiFuh: nftables: log prefix "nftables dropped: " any idea how to log in another file than dmesg. ?
<SiFuh> Yes
<SiFuh> Don't use dmesg
<zorz> ???
<SiFuh> Use ulogd
<zorz> mamn by default logs in system
<SiFuh> Use ulogd
<zorz> yes
<zorz> i read that
<zorz> is not another way to do it without ulogs.
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<zorz> SiFuh: https://polymarket.com/elections get ready for november!
<zorz> so sweet :)
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<SiFuh> zorz: Why?
<SiFuh> zorz: I remember this. They actually interviewed more Democrats than Republicans
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Next Jungle trip (Not camping) is suppose to be in https://www.alltrails.com/trail/malaysia/negeri-sembilan/jeram-janggut
<SiFuh> Some of the trails will take over 10 hours to drive
<SiFuh> Will be 3 days and 2 nights. I am not sure which trail they have decided yet
<SiFuh> But the longest is around 10 hours
<SiFuh> zorz: lavaball should come. The gang has many shovels. We can bury him out there.
<lavaball> i don't travel.
<SiFuh> Says the dude on the bicycle
<SiFuh> I exploded like a bomb today. Her cousin brings the squeegee over that we use for cleaning the tiles of dog poo. I said "Don't use that. That is what is used for cleaning up dog poo that is full of worms" and her reply was "Ahh, never mind" and she continues to walk over to the dog with it.
<SiFuh> "Ahh, never mind" here basically means, "Don't worry. I'ts alright. I can"
<SiFuh> That's like me picking up a toilet brush covered in shit to play with someones baby and the father says not to do it. But then I say "Never mind, I can use it, it is okay" and continue to carry the toilet brush over to play with their baby
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Today I learned that a sirlion steak is tastier than ribeye steak. Sirlion apparently is fattier too.
<remiliascarlet> Ribeye is awesome too, but I found it to be hit or miss most of the time.
<SiFuh> I like sirloin
<SiFuh> Kangaroo is the same. Just above the tail is a nice chunk of meat the size of a football
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: You eat the meat of animals that eat plants
<SiFuh> You think we can cut up and eat lavaball?
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: One of the comments I read a few times ago was like this: "I used to tell my husband to eat his veggies, and he said the cow already did that for him. He was right".
<remiliascarlet> s/times/days
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: If you took the time to watch the Vegan Netflix video I sent you ages ago, you'd have learned otherwise.
<remiliascarlet> And the plants lavaball eats is pretty much all man made, the other animals at least eat what exists in nature, like grass.
<SiFuh> But he has grass for brains
<remiliascarlet> Truth is, humans can't eat most plants directly from nature. We can eat some, but chances are high they'd not be available in whichever forest, woods, jungle, or whatever you're in right now.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I have explained that many times
<SiFuh> Mammals cannot digest cellulose
<remiliascarlet> On the other hand, you can kill whichever animal you want, and eat it as-is.
<SiFuh> Fron plants
<SiFuh> I got some better news to fuck with you
<SiFuh> We can't eat pretty much anything except some fruits
<remiliascarlet> Or make a fire to cook it on if you want to.
<SiFuh> All food is digested and broken down by enzymes and bacterium
<SiFuh> And we live off their shit and piss
<ppetrov^> I see you are discussing cellulose, eh. Carry on :p
<remiliascarlet> A human's stomach acidity is 1.5 Ph, which is even more acidic than that of dogs and cats.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: In particular plant celluose
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: You are not digesting. You are breaking it down into small amounts to BE digested
<SiFuh> But in most cases you are even digesting it. You got a farm inside you of flora and fauna that break it down even smaller for you
<remiliascarlet> Yeah, no shit dude! This is the case with literally every species.
<SiFuh> And it is how we deal with vegetables and meat
<remiliascarlet> Give a mouse the smallest seed in the world, and its body will still break it down into smaller parts.
<SiFuh> So I say. We can't digest vegetables. No mammal can. Doesn't mean it is useless and doesn't mean we don't 'techincally' digest it.
<remiliascarlet> We break down the proteins, but some proteins can't be broken down, like fiber for example. So that goes straight to your anus.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: You and I have switched to a carnivore diet. In doing so we have modified our digestive tract's flora and fauna.
<SiFuh> lavaball's digestive tract will probably have enzymes and bacterium and even yeast breaking his stuff down.
<remiliascarlet> Even those who didn't switch, you'll need a cecum in order to digest fiber, which no human has.
<SiFuh> No animal digest fiber
<lavaball> i wouldn't know. it just works.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Let's wait 5 years, I wonder if it'll still work then.
<SiFuh> lavaball: As long as there is a cup of shit at the end of the day
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I was vegetarian for most of my life. Exceptions were the slim chance of turkey, beef and eggs.
<remiliascarlet> Because I have yet to meet a vegan that can stick to their diet for longer than 5 years without either quitting or dying. Or at least switching to a vegetarian or pescetarian diet.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I have
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Well yes, I was refering to veganism. Vegetarians at least still eat fish and/or eggs, and perhaps diary, so it's possible to stick to it more long term.
<SiFuh> I've met actual Vegans who were born Vegans and still live as Vegans
<SiFuh> All are Indian from India though.
<remiliascarlet> Fun fact: India has surpassed the US in diabetes rates.
<remiliascarlet> America, step up your game! You don't want to no longer be number 1, right?
<SiFuh> That ain't fun
<SiFuh> And I don't beleive it
<remiliascarlet> There are Indians living nearby, all of them are either overweight, or underweight.
<lavaball> rem i know life long vegans. no issues what so ever.
<lavaball> if anything they look young and healthy.
<SiFuh> We have too
<SiFuh> lavaball: I disagree
<remiliascarlet> https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/diabetes-rates-by-country Alright, so it's not diabetes rates that's higher in India, but the amount of people with diabetes.
<lavaball> you disagree on me knowing people?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: That makes more sense
<SiFuh> lavaball: I disagree with your opinion of the one Indian guy you saw and abused him for being Muslim then came here to say he is healthy
<remiliascarlet> Though surprised to see China being on top, since every Chinese I see in the wild is slim.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: aspartame
<remiliascarlet> ?
<SiFuh> CHINA USES ASPARTAME more than any other country in the world
<remiliascarlet> "Aspartame is an artificial non-saccharide sweetener 200 times sweeter than sucrose and is commonly used as a sugar substitute in foods and beverages." Oh.
<lavaball> i don't know any vegan indians.
<ppetrov^> what other cellulose there is SiFuh ?
<lavaball> i was talking about my piano teacher lady.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Dude, India is the Vegan capital of the world!
<lavaball> same age as my mother. look 20 years younger.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Fat people in the US ;-)
<lavaball> has the x-men movie rogue gray hair.
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, and i didn't say anything about indians, excpet that i don't know any indians who are vegan.
<remiliascarlet> So much so, India even has all-veggie McDonald's. Which shouldn't be too hard to do, since they already serve mostly plant-based stuff anyway.
<ppetrov^> heh
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: They are the bad type
<lavaball> i can only say that i've heard that the indians have healthy and frequent bowel movements.
<SiFuh> You often find them in gyms and McDonalds
<SiFuh> I thought you saw, now you hear?
<ppetrov^> No animal digest fiber z- cows have bacteria in their stomach that break down cellulose from grass, that's why cows regurgitate
<ppetrov^> hmmm... is this the correct word?
<remiliascarlet> I don't know about Indian's bowel movements, not like I'm interested in seeing them poop.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Damn there are a lot that even I never heard of
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Point being?
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Read what I said. No mammal digests it.
<ppetrov^> i do not disagree with you, man
<SiFuh> The flora and fauna inside their 4 stomachs work on fermentation and breaking down.
<remiliascarlet> No mammal digests cellulose, that's correct. But herbivores can digest fiber, they have organs specifically designed for that.
<SiFuh> No they can't
<SiFuh> You need other life forms inside you to do that
<ppetrov^> geez, remi, which organs. And what do you mean by fiber?
<remiliascarlet> Yes, they ferment it, that's what I mean by digesting it.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: They are not digesting it
<SiFuh> Other life forms are
<SiFuh> You are eating their biproducts.
<ppetrov^> cellulose and starch are extremely similar. They differ in the glycose subunits, being beta or alpha
<remiliascarlet> ppetrov^: Organs: For example cows have 4 stomaches, and gorilla's have a 4 meter long cecum. Fiber: the thing every single plant has.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: But not the same
<remiliascarlet> Rabbits have extremely long digestive track.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: And what is inside those tracts?
<remiliascarlet> I haven't researched rabbits as much yet, I only remember it having a far longer tract that we have.
<ppetrov^> " Fibre is made up of the indigestible parts or compounds of plants, which pass relatively unchanged through our stomach and intestines"
<ppetrov^> so, cellulose, so to speak
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, nope, they differ in the bond that connects the subunits, so we can break one but not the other
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Your mouth uses enzymes to break the starches down -> Your stomach uses acids to break the solids down -> Your intestines are a freaking zoo of animals and plants the smaller solids and digest them. Their waist products you digest.
<ppetrov^> anyway
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Fibre <- Yes
<SiFuh> It is why you can swallow spring onions whole and shit out clear plastic looking tubes.
<SiFuh> [ppetrov^> SiFuh, nope, they differ in the bond <-- I said that they are different
<SiFuh> Your salvia breaks them down because of the enzymes.
<SiFuh> Saliva
<SiFuh> [ppetrov^> cellulose and starch are extremely similar. [SiFuh> ppetrov^: But not the same
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I use Glycerin all the time. It is sweet. It is from vegetables. I use it in my vodka.
<lavaball> i want bitches!
<lavaball> where are they?!
<SiFuh> The fact I use it, doesn't mean I am making explosives.
<SiFuh> Similarities but not the same.
<SiFuh> Same as H2O, H2O2, HO, HDO. All similar but none the same
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Actually we were talking about Sodium and Chloride the other day. Highly toxic. But together NaCl is essential for life
<ppetrov^> yes
<ppetrov^> because in water you get Na+ and Cl-
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I have one that maybe you know. I always wondered why salt water life don't get kidney failure (Renal failure)
<ppetrov^> no idea and never heard of that
<SiFuh> You drink sea water you won't live long right?
<ppetrov^> heh
<SiFuh> So how do they do it. Have they super special filters?
<ppetrov^> nope, it will mess up your isotonic balance
<SiFuh> If so, can we use this design for dialysis?
<ppetrov^> dude, they are adapted to salt water
<ppetrov^> some live at 100 C deep next to the thermal vents
<SiFuh> I am playing with thoughts dude
<ppetrov^> heh
<remiliascarlet> I don't think it's a good idea to drink sea water anyway because of the microplastics.
<SiFuh> And the longest living animals on Earth live under water in extremely cold environments
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: IT ISN'T EVER A GOOD IDEA
<ppetrov^> remiliascarlet, the salt will get you sooner than the microplastics
<ppetrov^> hahhhahahaha
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: HAHAHA It is true
<SiFuh> You go crazy get septecism and die
<SiFuh> I have since the 80's trained in survival and the only place I never want to be stranded is in the Ocean...
<SiFuh> That's the most horrible way to die
<SiFuh> Surrounded by water with no water
<SiFuh> Hot fucking sun, freezing nights. Skin splitting. Bacterial infection. Sharks swimming below. Storms on the horizon and no where to walk.
<SiFuh> Fuck that. Drowing is heaps better
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: You have literally food swimming all around you though.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: At least in the Antarctic you can die in seconds.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Doesn't work that way
<SiFuh> I think the only food available when stranded is kelp. But you still need water
<remiliascarlet> Yeah...
<SiFuh> 3 minutes without air, 3 days without water. 3 weeks with out food, 3 months without land.
<SiFuh> You get the idea
<remiliascarlet> Yes, 33 33, double Freemasonry.
<SiFuh> It's an average. I can last shit loads longer without water
<SiFuh> But that is the general rule
<SiFuh> Oh and 3 hours without clothing.
<remiliascarlet> I doubt you'll die if you're naked for too long. Unless you mean in the context of being ashamed to death, but that's not literal death.
<SiFuh> Try it
<SiFuh> Sun is going to burn you, ice is going to freeze you, wind is going to dry you
<SiFuh> It's a rule of averages
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: No need to be so pendantic about it
<SiFuh> You know people or seen people can swim in frozen lakes in extreme cold right?
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: ^ They also seem to live a long time.
<SiFuh> It was something I was thinking about. Longest living animals live in cold waters and many of the cold water divers live into their 90's
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Well yeah, people can do that, doesn't mean it's a good idea.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I do
<SiFuh> I care shit how much cold the water is. I am going in and I am going to enjoy it even though I can't swim.
<SiFuh> HAHAHA
<remiliascarlet> But sure, you can throw a salmon in cold water, and it'll most likely be OK, but throw a lion in there, and it'll probably drown or die from the cold.
<SiFuh> Yeah, I doubt that
<SiFuh> Lions are fucking tougher than most people know
<remiliascarlet> They are afraid of you if you aproach them without fear. Unless a lioness is protecting her children, then she'll definitely assault you.
<SiFuh> Ever meet one?
<SiFuh> I've met a pride and a few and you are not correct
<remiliascarlet> These 3 Maasai people vs multiple lions: https://invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=2I2twqGNVGo
<SiFuh> Yes but you ain't living there and you ain't black
<SiFuh> I saw this video before. It is quite cool
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: It is how I fight in real life
<lavaball> it's like tax collection.
<lavaball> wouldn't work if the work force wasn't scared of the collectors either.
<SiFuh> lavaball: I don't vote. No cunt represents me if I don't agree 100% with them or my God's decision that all evil must be rebuked.
<SiFuh> In Australia voting is law.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: It's how scavengers operate. Those with claws and teeth (let's call them the butcher to make it easier) kill, and the scavengers take their fair share.
<lavaball> yes yes.
<lavaball> how is that a fair share?
<lavaball> i don't think you know how fair works.
<lavaball> or are you a commi?
<remiliascarlet> I'm not talking about money here.
<SiFuh> I refused to vote and they came to me and told me that I _have_ to. I told them I don't _have_ to do shit. They said if I don't I _have_ to pay a fine. I told them I don't _have_ to pay shit
<lavaball> someone's good fukcing lord. me neither. we are talking bout the meat.
<lavaball> but it has value.
<lavaball> it had to be hunted and killed.
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Some countries have mandatory voting, which always results in disaster.
<lavaball> if you steal other people's work it's not fair, it's theft.
<SiFuh> 28 years later. I have never voted and paid zero fines
<lavaball> they saw your fat hands and though this poor guy suffered enough.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Australia IS MANDATORY
<SiFuh> I told them NO!
<SiFuh> Not fucking hard
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Yes, I'm not blind.
<SiFuh> Same with Tax. These cunts tell me what to do and want me to pay tax. I told them to fuck off in 2007 and I have paid zero tax since.
<SiFuh> They told me by law I must and I told them PROVE IT! Fuck off.
<SiFuh> They never could. Just acts and ammednments and shit. But no actual laws
<lavaball> that's all besides the point. bitches! where are they! remi, you must know! where are they hiding?
<SiFuh> lavaball: My fat hands can break your jaws with my fingers only.
<lavaball> death by sausage.
<SiFuh> Hehe
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Try a nearby rescue shelter, perhaps?
<SiFuh> Shut up dude. HAHAHAHAHA
<remiliascarlet> Or a pet shop?
<lavaball> yeah, but those girls usually have pets themselves.
<lavaball> i have a strict no critters in the house rule.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I'll probably end up dead but if a lion or tiger threatens me I will stand up strong and head towards it.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Your royal standards will never get you anyone.
<lavaball> i already had several.
<SiFuh> It works with most animals (Not pigs) but I am unsure about lions, tigers and bears... Oh my!
<lavaball> it's just that after every one i add new stuff.
<SiFuh> [00 17 24] [lavaball> i have a strict no critters in the house rule.
<SiFuh> Me too!
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, just so you realize who you are dealing with here. i wanted no drinker, no smoker, no religion, no pets, no tattoos, no piercings, white, virgin.
<lavaball> and i got that.
<lavaball> even was fluent in anglais.
<lavaball> unfortunately i was too fat for her.
<SiFuh> I won't mind a moose though. I will just wait until it leaves. HAHAHA
<remiliascarlet> But since you said you want bitches instead of women, I recommended you to go to a rescue shelter or a pet shop.
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast yesterday?
<SiFuh> lavaball: You are close to what I wanted
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Great.
<lavaball> good.
<lavaball> then don't play dumb.
<remiliascarlet> Bitch means "female dog".
<remiliascarlet> So no, I'm not playing dumb.
<lavaball> anyway, my previous female companion was the same by the way. except 3 years younger than the other one.
<lavaball> in between i broke a dominant.
<SiFuh> lavaball: Read carefully. I wanted a drinker, no smoker, must be Christian or no religion, no pets, no tattoos, no piercings, white, I don't care if a virgin.
<lavaball> and it's also a term used for females in genera..
<lavaball> l
<lavaball> SiFuh, as soon as you introduce the christian part it's no longer valid.
<lavaball> those girls i know plenty.
<SiFuh> I told you to read it carefully
<SiFuh> And you picked out Christian
<lavaball> it's an or statement. so either one is fine.
<SiFuh> Drinker + Christian + Don't care you are virgin
<SiFuh> Do the maths in your head and you will see
<remiliascarlet> Unmarried is usually recommended, unless it's a widow, because that's most likely not her fault (unless she killed her husband). Common knowledge here to both men and women.
<remiliascarlet> Because divorced men or women typically mean that something's wrong with them.
<lavaball> i went back to fresh, because of the mrna contagiousness.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Good thing I won't divroce my wife
<lavaball> also i added vax, obviously. no phone. anglais at 2.0x.
<SiFuh> Yeah I agree
<lavaball> talking about wife.
<lavaball> remi, it's late again.
<lavaball> bed?
<SiFuh> But wife is a phone addict. I want to smash that shit
<lavaball> i would offer, but you hurt my feelings, so you'll sleep alone.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: I'm kinda used to it.
<SiFuh> lavaball: I doubt anyone in the channel is remiliascarlet's kind of guy. She's too hardcore warrior like
<remiliascarlet> Young, virgin, white, and no tattoos and piercings alone already sounds nearly impossible, add no vax and no phone to it, and I think that unless you go for a ranch owner, it's going to be absolutely impossible.
<lavaball> i think she'd be into me. but i messed that up pretty ealry on by saying i don't want trisomy 21 looking babies.
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, i had two of those.
<lavaball> could have had another, but i was sitting too far in the front.
<lavaball> i kid you not. that's what she said. "i would have picked you, but you were sitting too far in the front". she was sitting at the back of the lectures.
<lavaball> then the 17 year old i went second base with. also healthy and fresh. the woke girl, 21, healthy and fresh.
<lavaball> so it's not that hard. at least not here in germany.
<SiFuh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P_bfnBFMsw <-- lavaball remiliascarlet The perfect girl
<zorz> maybe lavaball is gay!
<zorz> :P
<lavaball> yeah, that makes sense.
<SiFuh> Fuck you zorzy!
<zorz> hehe
<zorz> its 2024 and he is in search for virgin...
<SiFuh> Fuck you zorzy!
<SiFuh> I have many virgin friends
<SiFuh> Don't be a twat
<SiFuh> Not everyone is retarded
<zorz> SiFuh: retardiooooooooooooo
<SiFuh> Not everyone is retardiooooooooooooo
<remiliascarlet> Fun fact, in Japan we have concepts of "herbivore man" and "carnivore man". A herbivore man refers to someone who has absolutely no interest in a relationship, whereas a carnivore man refers to someone who's desperate for pussy.
<SiFuh> Hmm
<ppetrov^> kinda like "predator"
<ppetrov^> '?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I am the opposite though
<SiFuh> I like but I don't predator it as ppetrov^ says
<SiFuh> BRB got to go to class.
<zorz> carnivore yeah!
<zorz> SiFuh: concetrate!
<remiliascarlet> That's because here, someone who only eats plants is seen as some loser who has no purpose in life, and someone who eats only meat is seen as someone who has a huge lust for life.
<remiliascarlet> Not what I made up, but Japanse society as a whole.
<zorz> remiliascarlet: doing both with measure, putting limits i think is good.
<remiliascarlet> zorz: Only if you can limit yourself, and many people just can't, even if they say they can. I'm someone who once I get carbs in my body, I can't stop eating, so I need to keep carb consumption as close to 0 as possible in order to be able to control myself.
<remiliascarlet> Apparently, diary has some carbs. Even if I only eat 1 slice of cheese, I immediately eat the whole block in 1 sitting, and feel miserable afterwards, so I now just reserve that only for special occasions.
<remiliascarlet> And it just so happens that only meat and eggs have 0 carbs.
<lavaball> i guess i don't really fit into jap culture then.
<zorz> ooo same thing with myself and nuts... ex peanuts, if i start... i need 1/2 kg :)
<remiliascarlet> Nuts are very high carb, yes. If I have 3 bags of nuts, I immediately eat all 3 of them in 1 sitting, it's absolutely nuts.
<SiFuh> zorz: nicotiner
<SiFuh> nicotine
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Also toxic
<SiFuh> But I like
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Yeah, and if you'd visit Japan, you will have to either start eating meat or fish again, because unless you cook yourself (if at all possible), you'll probably starve to death, because every dish at every restaurant contains an animal product.
<SiFuh> Fish mostly right?
<lavaball> i don't eat things prepared by others.
<SiFuh> I am back. Class is a single lesson.
<lavaball> except if the other is one of my bitches.
<SiFuh> lavaball: I almost agree with you.
<SiFuh> I monitor everything they cook for me
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: It has been switching more towards meat (either chicken or beef mostly) in more recent years.
<lavaball> it's not just that. they might be vaxxed. i don't want the mrna stuff in my food either.
<lavaball> why do you think i don't eat meat?
<SiFuh> Like the movie Red. I prefer eating everything my wife and I cook. I trust no one
<SiFuh> lavaball: We went to restaurants 3 times after I met farkuhar. I watched everything they added
<SiFuh> Told them off for MSG and sugar and soy.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Find a local farmer, and get to know them maybe?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I do that here. Even my wife's dog, only eats locally farmed stuff.
<SiFuh> I know the farmers
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, so much effort and then you find out they are mandated to give their animals shit too.
<remiliascarlet> I still get my meat from Costco, because I still can't find any meat farmers other than either factory farms or vegetable farms.
<lavaball> i don't wnat that. not just because of the mrna, but also the anti biotics.
<SiFuh> lavaball: That is why you know who it is
<SiFuh> Not everyone accepts the mandates
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: That's why you should know them and what they do, and not immediately go and buy.
<lavaball> and i don't know anyone.
<zorz> remiliascarlet: https://x.com/Pirateprofit/status/1816021721406685404 this is my favourite island in Greece. how stupid the turists?
<lavaball> and in germany everything is mandated. we like our laws. 1/3 of all rules in the world are written in german.
<SiFuh> lavaball: research
<SiFuh> And friendships
<SiFuh> Not fucking hard to make friends
<SiFuh> lavaball: I actually left the west because I can't trust them anymore.
<remiliascarlet> zorz: At first I misread as "this is why my favorite island is Greece", and I thought "whaaaaaaaat?".
<lavaball> not with your fat hands i imagine. you find new people daily hiding inbetween your fingers.
<SiFuh> The slanty eyes you hate so much are still enjoying fresh on the side secretly
<lavaball> i don't hate them.
<lavaball> i just don't want my babies looking like they have a neurological disease.
<SiFuh> My hands are muscluar not fat. Not my fault you got lady fingers
<zorz> remiliascarlet: hehe
<SiFuh> [00 49 21] [lavaball> i just don't want my babies looking like they have a neurological disease. <-- ME TOO!
<SiFuh> Some of my closests long term friends breed animals. They refuse to follow the goverments orders
<zorz> yes lavaball is selftaught, previous experience, about neurological disease.
<SiFuh> They pay money to the agriculture department under the table to approve them
<SiFuh> zorz: remiliascarlet: You know lavaball is actually correct about this?
<zorz> SiFuh: you know I bullshit as usual?
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: https://www.statista.com/topics/6014/meat-industry-in-japan/ "However, a change in dietary preferences can be observed in the growing consumption volume of meat in recent years. Many iconic fish-based dishes in Japanese cuisine are nowadays available as a meat-based version, like meat sushi, sashimi, and teriyaki dishes, whereas the term “Japanese cattle” (wagyu) evokes the image of
<remiliascarlet> high-quality meat in the global market."
<SiFuh> zorz: I think everything you say is bullshit.
<zorz> SiFuh: and the things I am going to say... dont forget!
<remiliascarlet> I can confirm that beef sushi is a real thing, you can get it as many yaki niku restaurants. Literally raw beef on rice.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I always test the fat as I taught you before I ever touch the meat
<zorz> remiliascarlet: sorry i ll pass, i am not fond of shushi
<SiFuh> zorz: Me too. Sushi is gross
<zorz> i dont know, people like it. but myself i do not take it as real food.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: If you follow ppetrov^'s example of evolution humans eat cooked meat to allow their brains to work more than waist time digesting. I don't agree but I ain't eating anything raw.
<SiFuh> This is even a law in survival.
<SiFuh> Bush survival teaches us that raw is deadly
<zorz> real food is, take a steak, or fish cook it and it it.
<SiFuh> You need your horse pills
<remiliascarlet> What should also be mentioned is that Okinawans traditionally eat lots of pork, and every single dish includes pork, has been the case throughout history except between the end of WWII and the erection of a new Japanese constitution, since most of the pig population has been killed by the Americans during war.
<SiFuh> Erection. hahahahaha
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Waist time?
<SiFuh> Yes.
<remiliascarlet> Don't you mean waste time?
<SiFuh> Your body spending too much time digesting doesn't give your brain enough time to grow.
<SiFuh> Who cares.
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<remiliascarlet> Waist is part of your body.
<SiFuh> Yeah waste is the word.
<lavaball> you know, sometimes i think you might be right about the jew thing: https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1721839637679747.jpg
<SiFuh> So is waste.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: So you live in ex-Hitlerland, and you still didn't know about the Jews?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: lavaball: zorz: ppetrov^: I like how we have different opinions that converge on similar paths
<SiFuh> Love to see a debate where we can silence eachother and a time limit is given to each person
<zorz> yes gayland is the best :)
<ppetrov^> mhm
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I think it would be constructive
<SiFuh> 5 or 10 mintues each. 4 hours or more.
<SiFuh> Hear everyone's point of view
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: We can give zorz a little handicap by having the Fox News moderator debate for him.
<ppetrov^> i won't participate, but you guys have fun
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: No, just let it be and happen.
<zorz> remiliascarlet: brilliant :)
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: But I enjoy and respect your ideas.
<SiFuh> I think it will be a nice thing to try
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: It's a reference to the 2020 selection (stolen election) when Trump was debating the Fox News moderator instead of Biden.
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, they are not "ideas"
<SiFuh> I can devoice everyone and then give you all 5 minutes to review and then 10 minutes to discuss your point.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: There are almost no facts in the world. All theories
<zorz> in CRUX they have no connection with tor ?
<zorz> fuck... need to build again
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, k
<SiFuh> Even evolution itself is unproven and a theory just taught in schools to pretend it is fact
<remiliascarlet> zorz: No, different organization.
<SiFuh> I still prefer the boxing match
<remiliascarlet> CRUX is not conspiring with the Tor project.
<lavaball> remi, you have no idea. i came to the nazi stuff very late.
<lavaball> i had no idea about any of it.
<lavaball> nobody told me.
<SiFuh> But I can't join. I can only referee
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, I have worked on molecular evolution and I still do on a few side projects. I won't go into such useless "debate"
<lavaball> and since there aren't any jews left here, i didn't know about them at all.
<zorz> why, torsocks, torlauncher.... where is farkuhar.... i need to complain!
<lavaball> i even thought we invented the jew hate.
<zorz> hahahaha
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: But no debate is useless
<lavaball> to then find out in a realistic disney video that the jews have always been hated.
<ppetrov^> oh, trust me, there are ones
<lavaball> the lies, i tell you.
<SiFuh> It's how humans discuss things untill the media was created
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Don't blame yourself, we all had to learn by ourselves at some point.
<zorz> lavaball: blame yourself! its the only waay!
<lavaball> i'm not. i didn't have all the information. there was no internets back then.
<SiFuh> Do any of us have all the information?
<remiliascarlet> zorz: "where is farkuhar...." At SiFuh's place.
<SiFuh> Isn't that why we debate
<lavaball> still, i don't follow the all jews are evil doctrine.
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, take a textbook about the classification of invertebrates. you start with the simple eukaryotic organisms, these are unicellular animals. You end up with insects. Seeing how gradyually organisms change makes it so obvious and illustrates evolution very nicely
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: He's in US now.
<remiliascarlet> Oh, that was a short visit then.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I can give you an opinion on what I think but I can't prove shit.
<zorz> remiliascarlet: I am sarcastic. the other day i complained that openbsd has only yarn and no npm.... and later they introduce yarn in crux.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Even Hitler didn't. He even got treated by a Jewish doctor which he respected.
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, i am not interested to debate these things
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I beleive humans were created by God and evolution was guided buy God. But every Christian I know will tell me I am full of shit.
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, that's a possibility
<ppetrov^> or like in that one episode of Futurama
<lavaball> hitler was inconsistent, and his observations were based on a logical fallacy. correlation isn't causation.
<SiFuh> I can tell the story of how I feel it is guided but every evolutionist will insult me for putting God into what humans think was random.
<lavaball> like today, klaus schwab isn't jewish.
<ppetrov^> i do not argue with such ideas, because i really dont care
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Futurama. hahaha
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, it is "guided" by natural selection
<ppetrov^> and mutations happen by chance
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: You are probably right but if you care zero, then where are your thoughts going?
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I doubt mutations happen by chance. The word mutation in its self is negative.
<ppetrov^> "the beginning of life" if domething that intrigued me in my 20s, not anymore
<SiFuh> Evolution is positive
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Most Christians believe that humans just randomly spawned out of nowhere, fucked like rats, and all of the sudden there was society.
<ppetrov^> heh
<ppetrov^> want a lecture on evolutionary selection?
<SiFuh> These are debatable things
<ppetrov^> the predominant one is negative selection, where mutations that are unfavorable get eliminated
<ppetrov^> also known as purofying
<SiFuh> No, been there done that. But a debate on your perspective will be appreciated
<ppetrov^> the much more rare, positive or Darwinian selection, favours mutations that have been beneficial
<SiFuh> Tell me how a male and female of a single species evolves at the same time?
<ppetrov^> there's sth in between, called genetic drift
<SiFuh> Tell me how they can develop sensors for things that are unknown and external?
<SiFuh> I didn't grow a satellite dish on my head to pick up cable TV. Now can I? I don't know it exists
<ppetrov^> i dont know when we became males and females, but we all start our embryonic development as females
<lavaball> i wish i could fuck like rats.
<ppetrov^> that's why you have nipples
<lavaball> where are those bitches?!
<SiFuh> But even Newton figured that was illogical.
<remiliascarlet> Like I said, at a pet shop.
<ppetrov^> emm, we'll continue some other time
<remiliascarlet> Plenty of bitches looking for a new owner there.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Maybe lavaball shouldn't be in the debate
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<ppetrov^> i told you i have worked on molecular evolution, that is adaptation of individual genes and the proteins they code
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, he is not in this debate
<ppetrov^> later
<lavaball> what debate? i haven't even said anything about anything you are talking about.
<lavaball> yeah.
<ppetrov^> yeah
<SiFuh> Care zero what you worked on. Care more about your position and reasoning.
<lavaball> i'm with the immunologist.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: The debate of evolution vs creation.
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, i don't care.
<lavaball> thanks though.
<ppetrov^> evolution vs creation <- believe whatever you like, these are not mutually exclusive and i really do not care either
<SiFuh> My point exactly
<SiFuh> Hence a nice debate
<lavaball> fi your god exists he loves me more than you.
<lavaball> that's how this works.
<lavaball> except for him not supplying me with
<lavaball> bitches!
<SiFuh> My God loves everyone
<SiFuh> Even you
<remiliascarlet> I think creation can only exist if there's also destruction. Before life, there's death. Somebody has to die for you to live.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: This is true
<lavaball> remi, time! bed!
<lavaball> now.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: I'm not your slave!
<lavaball> never said you were.
<SiFuh> lavaball: When she comes here. I am buying her the biggest blade ever. When you say bed to her. She will be read to lop off your head lavaball
<lavaball> if you do what i tell you is totally up to you.
<lavaball> you've mentioned that you shouldn't be up this long.
<remiliascarlet> A blade so big, you can see it from the moon.
<lavaball> i'm reminding yuo.
<lavaball> what you do with this information lies outside of my jurisdiction.
<SiFuh> farkuhar and I were looking at the perfect remiliascarlet blade
<SiFuh> I said "I think so"
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: The way you word it is not like some kind of alarm clock, but as a dictate.
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: You leaving?
<lavaball> sure, why not threaten those looking out for your best interests with violence.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Exactly how I talk to the wife's dog
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, and i don't mean dogs either when i say bitches.
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: As I said, "bitch" means "female dog".
<lavaball> you can now either get tangled up in what i said, or go to bed and get enough sleep.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT PAW IN MY HOUSE" Dog leaves
<remiliascarlet> So I don't care if you mean "female human", that's just the definition.
<lavaball> that was my point exactly.
<SiFuh> Night ppetrov^ Thanks again. Enjoyed the talk. Still think a nice debate will good
<lavaball> i say bitches, you think dog. i say bed now, you think slave.
<lavaball> the only thing that comes to mind if i look at that is ... gay.
<lavaball> so stop being gay and go to bed.
<SiFuh> lavaball: Last time a Thai man told me to go to bed. I stood up and looked him in the eyes and asked "Arai (What)" He backed down. I ain't his fucking child.
<remiliascarlet> There's a difference between "isn't it time to go to bed?" and "go to bed, or I'll kill you!".
<lavaball> where is the "kill you" coming from?
<lavaball> you're the one buying knives.
<remiliascarlet> Metaphorically.
<lavaball> ohhhh
<lavaball> now we are doing metaphoricals.
<SiFuh> I think she is a warrior
<lavaball> but bitches means dogs, and now means slave.
<SiFuh> Your bitches mean female humans. It;s very obvious
<remiliascarlet> "now means slave." Maybe in your plant-based head...
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, see? even breakfast kid here understands me.
<lavaball> you brought up the slavery, i just said, time! bed! now.
<lavaball> so you made the conclusion. not me.
<SiFuh> I still don't understand this "brakfast" thing. I am guessing an insult of course
<lavaball> yes. of course.
<lavaball> what else would it be?
<SiFuh> No point insulting a person when they don't know what you fucking mean dude
<remiliascarlet> As I already said, not the word "now" means "slave", but the way you say it comes over as if you were talking to a slave.
<lavaball> song of endearment?
<lavaball> and when i talk about bitches, it comes across to you like i'm looking for dogs.
<lavaball> so this buys you nothing.
<lavaball> i'm not responsible for your interpretations.
<SiFuh> lavaball: I said NO! to the injections. remiliascarlet Did the same and so did you. We are not fucking slaves
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Maybe he thinks that only people who eat 7MAD (7 menu's a day) eat breakfast.
<SiFuh> HAHA
<SiFuh> I got that one
<SiFuh> We are the people who told the government to stand down and every single peer pressuring person to fuck off.
<SiFuh> We are not slave. We will never be slaves. Death before bowing
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, here for you as well then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T25LfHJT_y0
<SiFuh> Is that that retarded guy video again?
<lavaball> breakfast, yes.
<SiFuh> You still need to explain that
<SiFuh> No point using it
<SiFuh> Same as you Q thing
<SiFuh> No idea what you are on about
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Yeah, because I should totally listen to nutritional advice to some overweight guy who looks older than his age probably...
<SiFuh> Q in Aussie means queer
<SiFuh> Queer = homosexual
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, hm ... i think you might want to watch at least a minute of it.
<lavaball> maybe then you'll realize this has nothing to do with eating habits or nutrition.
<lavaball> seriously, how far up your ass are you?
<SiFuh> Not far. I can't reach
<SiFuh> I doubt she can either
<lavaball> those asian girls are bendy.
<SiFuh> lavaball: This is true. I like how they can flex. Aussie women are like robots that have a certain angle and then cry when you push too much
<remiliascarlet> I can't really speak about how old he exactly is, since I can't see his birth date anywhere, but if according to his own website he still had black hair in 2013, and now he's grey, I might assume he's either old, or ages too quickly.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Most western people age fast. I am attributing it to hot showers and bad food.
<lavaball> i too have a gray ring now. i'm 40 though.
<SiFuh> But with that said. Asians age overnight. You can go to bed with a beautiful woman and wake up near a prune. Chewed up and spat out and gray hair.
<SiFuh> lavaball: I have white hair around my ears since I was a kid. But I don't have gray hair
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: Yeah, and then put others on their diets too. I understood from Anthony Chaffy (an American who works for an Aussie hospital) that when he moved to Australia, he was immediately told that if an Aboriginal person came into the hospital, then whatever the age on their karte is, he has to just add 20 years to it.
<SiFuh> Hmm I don't know this story
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: You should train with serpente
<SiFuh> He can teach you everything to do with using knives and swords
<remiliascarlet> Basically, any illness that would normally occur to a 60 year old, it can already occur at age 40 in an Aboriginal, as he put it himself.
<SiFuh> He did mention the other to create a short training video for you
<SiFuh> He's a lethal weapon.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Oh yeah that is true
<SiFuh> They are not designed for Western culture or Western diet
<remiliascarlet> But then again, before the Europeans came to Australia, Aboriginals lived off of kangaroo meat.
<SiFuh> Not really but yes
<remiliascarlet> So far shorter time to adopt to the western diet.
<remiliascarlet> s/adopt/adapt
<SiFuh> Les hiddens from the Australian defence force spent years living with them to learn what they eat
<SiFuh> Les Hiddens is incredible. I even met him when I was kid because I admired his skills. "The Bush Tucker Man"
<lavaball> bitches!
<lavaball> i want them.
<lavaball> now!
<SiFuh> lavaball: None here for you. So go else where. Calling them here ain't going to bring them
<lavaball> you'll see.
<lavaball> you'lllll seeeeeeeeee!
<SiFuh> I see nothing!
<lavaball> have you played neverwinter nights?
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: He's about to ejecuate.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Gross
<lavaball> ejaculate.
<lavaball> and how could i? with the meager offering of bitches here?
<SiFuh> There are not bitches here if you don't include zorz
<lavaball> no bitches.
<remiliascarlet> Wet dreams perhaps? You must have plenty of them with all that brain fog the carbs are giving you.
<lavaball> what's his deal anyway?
<lavaball> remiliascarlet, what carbs?
<lavaball> what do you think i eat?
<SiFuh> Nothing. He just talks alot
<SiFuh> lavaball: Weeds?
<remiliascarlet> lavaball: Plants all have carbs.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: and I live where there are none
<SiFuh> You won't live long here
<lavaball> everything has carbs. even meat.
<lavaball> and i don't eat weeds.
<remiliascarlet> Meat has 0 carbs. Same with eggs.
<lavaball> lentils is as carby as it get for me.
<SiFuh> None here dude
<lavaball> are you sure about that?
<remiliascarlet> That's why I can only control myself on a meat-based diet.
<remiliascarlet> Yes.
<SiFuh> You can eat concrete?
<lavaball> i guess you are right. no carbs in meat.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I do point out the plants you can eat to my wife in case of an emergency in the jungle.
<remiliascarlet> If you find carbs in meat, that's ultraprocessed junk nobody should be eating anyway.
<lavaball> waht do you mean control yourself?
<lavaball> you suffering some medical condition?
<remiliascarlet> Like what I said 2 or so hours ago.
<SiFuh> Meat tastes better than plants
<remiliascarlet> If I eat carbs, I keep on eating nonstop.
<lavaball> so just stop?
<SiFuh> Control yourself
<lavaball> i mean you are in control of your extremities, right?
<remiliascarlet> Hard to do if you're constantly hungry.
<remiliascarlet> I barely get hungry on meat.
<lavaball> bitches, right?
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: When I ate vegetarian I also ate once a day.
<lavaball> i still only eat once a day and i'm vegan.
<SiFuh> But I am, and was always hungry.
<lavaball> and every month i don't eat for three consecutive days.
<remiliascarlet> And if I do get hungry, I have some steak and eggs, and can go on again for a whole day without eating.
<SiFuh> I find I am still hungery on meat though. But as you all know I eat once a day
<SiFuh> I did eat one egg though with every vegie dish
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh | lavaball: (About being able to eat once a day on plants) Could be, but that doesn't apply to me.
<SiFuh> I never did a 100% vegie diet once per day
<SiFuh> That sounded dumb to me
<SiFuh> I always said. You eat more than a meal a day. You eat too much or not enough
<SiFuh> You need a 4 hour window where you can everything and anything. Is what I learned
<remiliascarlet> I ate a salad, a whole bag of nuts, multiple fruits, a chicken filet, and some cheese, and get hungry again 1 hour later.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Oh, this i learned decades earlier. The more you eat, the hungrier you become.
<remiliascarlet> Then grab on to even more stuff, I really don't want to go back to that.
<SiFuh> Stick to the plan and stay with it.
<lavaball> i have this thing called self control. though from what i've heard it's not known to women.
<SiFuh> Your body will become more efficent and not waste it by shitting it out
<remiliascarlet> Not sure about that. Every time I eat a slice of cheese, I soon cut more and more, and before you know it, the entire block of cheese is done.
<SiFuh> Your body absorbs what you need. You make sure you get it. Funny that I am going to say this to a Japanese lady. But the Japanese diet is the best. Eat until 80% full and never touch another meal again until you reach the next 4 hour window.
<remiliascarlet> Because yes, cheese does have carbs.
<remiliascarlet> Diary in general has some carbs.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I love cheese. HAHAHA I can do that too
<SiFuh> Use the 4 hour window to eat what you want. stay 80% full and live the rest of the day with nothing.
<SiFuh> Your body will adapt and switch into survival mode. It will absorb everything you ate and you will not be deficient
<remiliascarlet> I know the 80% full thing, but keep in mind that I'm s school dropout, so all the bits of indoctrination has already been undone.
<SiFuh> They taught that in school?
<remiliascarlet> Not saying that the concept is bad, but it is taught in school.
<SiFuh> If you eat 3 or more meals a day you will waste most of what you eat. Body only takes what it needs
<remiliascarlet> By parents, in school, on TV...
<SiFuh> You eat more, you will grow hungrier as the days pass by because your body will want a full stomach.
<SiFuh> Human body is very efficent. It needs nothing like what the west teaches
<SiFuh> I have eaten a single meal a day since the 90's and I am not dead and I quite strong.
<SiFuh> My wife's dog is on two meals a day but mostly I push her to a single meal because the multiple meals helps her to grow but she doesn't need that when an adult. Only her growing body needs 2 to 4 meals
<remiliascarlet> Hell, there are even real life events for children that teach/indoctrinate you about food.
<SiFuh> If I had children they are going to eat meat. 4 times a day in small amounts.
<SiFuh> But by the time they pass puberty they are going to be weaned off to the single meal diet
<SiFuh> 4 hour window. Eat what you want
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<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Talks about evolution. If it is true. Humans are hunter gatherers. There main meal is during the night before hunting and sleeping
<SiFuh> They are allowed snacking at first but eventually moved to the hunter gather stage
<SiFuh> Wait. After hunting and before sleeping*
<SiFuh> Modern human just thinks and sits around on phones. Then we wonder why these lazy fucks are so fat
<SiFuh> Not to mention the shit food in the US
<remiliascarlet> I would just put different food items in front of them, and let them choose for themselves what to eat. And apparently, little children intuitively gravitate to animal products most of the time.
<SiFuh> European food is way superior to US food
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I would say you are wrong. But, I also gravitate to the animal products.
<remiliascarlet> But before that, there'll be breast feeding. So no formulas.
<SiFuh> Rewind that remiliascarlet
<SiFuh> Breast fed children are constantly being fed when they want it
<SiFuh> You never deny that
<SiFuh> You give it to them. Like the puppy of my wife.
<SiFuh> After puberty I said
<SiFuh> You start to move them away from everything
<remiliascarlet> "I would say you are wrong." There was at one point a study that showed that when givin the choice, they would almost always pick animal products, sometimes they'd pick cereal, but other than that, just animal products.
<SiFuh> "I would say" <--- means I don't deny it
<SiFuh> I would rather eat the meat of a cold turkey in the refrigerator than eat any junk food or anything else
<SiFuh> In fact, I stopped eating any form of junk food because it was just gross
<SiFuh> meat was heaps better
<SiFuh> I also ate raw mushrooms though
<SiFuh> And chilli
<SiFuh> And cold tomatoes
<lavaball> remi? sleepy time? how about it?
<SiFuh> But you get my point.
<SiFuh> hahaa
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: By the way. farkuhar actually spelled out the URL I post for images to him brother-in-law in Penang?
<SiFuh> Even I was like taken a-back.
<SiFuh> him/his
<SiFuh> Brother-in-law "You can post the photo online" farkuhar "It isn't me that posts photos. It is SiFuh with the URL s3.amazonaws.com" and everyone was like "WHAT?" paraphrasing a little.
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: https://invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=h4ORs9hJfiw The first half of this video talks about what I just said.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: better be good
<SiFuh> Oh I know this black and white video
<SiFuh> He;s wrong
<SiFuh> It isn't your body that demands the food you need
<SiFuh> It's the flora and fauna inside your gut that chooses it.
<SiFuh> Cravings are caused not by you but what is hungry inside of you.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I eat pure amino acids in my beer. I mix the powder into a glass every morning.
<SiFuh> You guys drink coffee. I rarely drink coffee. I drink a glass of beer mized with amino acids
<SiFuh> It's what makes my fat hands scary for lavaball
<lavaball> the stinky and sweatiness of them?
<SiFuh> None
<SiFuh> But I can lock break a nut or bolt that is seizure tightened over 200 nm
<SiFuh> lavaball: as I said yesterday. These are the hands can work on your car if broken down.
<lavaball> i'll keep that in mind.
<SiFuh> I have a heavy amino acid intake
<SiFuh> It is the best if you are doing intense exercise
<remiliascarlet> SiFuh: https://foodstruct.com/compare/egg-white-vs-yolk Apparently, egg yolks contain 169.8% more other than egg whites.
<SiFuh> Protein is food for me. But amino acids is what I use to maintain healing an insane strenght
<SiFuh> strength*
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I am a raw egg lover
<SiFuh> I wash my eggs though before cracking them open
<remiliascarlet> I too have been drinking coffee less and less.
<SiFuh> Hence the seriousness of what I said to you the other day
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I got awesome coffee but as much as I do like it. I ain't interested in it
<remiliascarlet> Today I ordered coffee at Starbucks just so I can sit down and work, and that coffee went to the trash (yes, we actually have a special tray for liquids).
<SiFuh> Fuck!
<SiFuh> Starbucks doesn't sell coffee
<SiFuh> That shit is actually shit.
<remiliascarlet> I only go there so I can work without all the distractions at home.
<SiFuh> I won't touch a starbucks. I will buy a fucking beer and go there and drink it with my friends.
<remiliascarlet> And without the cat complaining every few hours that I don't give him attention while trying to fix a bug.
<SiFuh> I drink beer at starbucks. My friends laugh. No one at starbucks has the balls or testosterone to tell me to fuck off.
<SiFuh> You come here. You can join me with a beer
<SiFuh> Watch them they will avoid us
<SiFuh> I get my Km A and E from beef
<SiFuh> D I get from sitting in the sun every afternoon with a beer
<SiFuh> I think you and I have a lot in common but we do shit differently
<remiliascarlet> Funny thing, the Starbucks I frequently go to has a supermarket right next to it (it's in the same mall), so I get myself some beef, eggs, and water there, and eat (or drink in the case of water) that at Starbucks instead.
<remiliascarlet> Now that I have a knife, I can cut the beef in smaller pieces.
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: I won't drink even the water from starbucks
<SiFuh> That shit they serve is filth
<remiliascarlet> I mean water from the supermarket.
<SiFuh> I don't do that either
<remiliascarlet> I drink it while having a seat.
<SiFuh> My water is from home, filtered or in beer
<SiFuh> I drink and eat nothing from starbucks
<remiliascarlet> Supermarket itself has nothing to do with Starbucks, they're just each other's neighbours.
<SiFuh> Fluoride?
<zorz> tap water is good
<SiFuh> Supermarket water has a lot of Fluoride
<SiFuh> Even if not written on labels
<remiliascarlet> I can taste the difference. Tap water has fluoride, some of the bottled ones don't.
<SiFuh> I must admit though. I did buy a bottle of water when I met farkuhar because I hadn't drank non-beer water for 4 days
<SiFuh> I had to spit in my mouth during the night to pretend I was drinking to survive the night and have a good sleep
<remiliascarlet> If there's fluoride, I'd taste it immediately.
<SiFuh> You won't though
<remiliascarlet> I do.
<SiFuh> You won't though
<remiliascarlet> I do.
<SiFuh> You won't though
<remiliascarlet> I do.
<SiFuh> I can go all day
<SiFuh> You won't because there are percentages and Thai and Malay are good at reducing it to unnoticable amounts
<SiFuh> Hence my own saliva was better
<remiliascarlet> Whatever, I can taste the difference, regardless of what you claim.
<SiFuh> The water I did drink before farkuhar had it for sure nothing written. Can't taste it
<SiFuh> But it was corporate meaning it is there
<remiliascarlet> You said you can't taste anything, right?
<SiFuh> Fortunately one bottle ain't going to do much
<SiFuh> Yes. Don't play that card. HAHA
<remiliascarlet> You said it yourself though.
<SiFuh> If it is corporate it has it for sure
<SiFuh> Even your coffee
<remiliascarlet> Anyway, I should go, I'm finally starting to feel tired, and the sun is going up in a half hour.
<SiFuh> Only liquid beverages that don't have it are beer and spirits
<SiFuh> Yeast doesn't like fluoride
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: But zorzy is here
<SiFuh> Hahaha
<SiFuh> I think in 4 years I have drunk only 2 bottles of water that are corporate and unflitered
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: You come here, we are drinking 15 litres of water doubled filtered and you may even taste it. Although I think they don't use it because expensive
<SiFuh> And the Sunday before we go jungle. I go to the street markets to by fresh raw dead bovines
<SiFuh> by/buy
<SiFuh> I usually buy from the leg muscles
<SiFuh> remiliascarlet: Camping trip is about middle of August. Not off-road. End of August is heavy off-road if it rains. I don't want the kids for that trip. You are welcome to join. No need to exit the vehicle unless we roll it.
<SiFuh> I will give you a huge knife for the trip you carry at all times.
<SiFuh> I'd like farkuhar to join but he'd back in the states.
<SiFuh> The law is simple. I give you a knife to carry. That is you baby. You never leave it, you never lose it.
<ppetrov^> SiFuh, about evolution: i don't care how it started, I do not know when animals became male and female, but I can assure you there's information about that. When i talked about molecular evolution: there are programs that can tell you how a gene was adapting through time. I find that very interesting. I have background in biochemistry from my MSc and I like proteins
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: I have a cool one for you. Maybe you know it.
<SiFuh> No life can spawn from no life
<ppetrov^> so, that's sth i have been doing: pick a gene, identify orthologues in different specie, run through the software, get your results, point amino acids under different kinds of evol selection
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: But a Japanese scientist actually figured it out.
<ppetrov^> No life can spawn from no life <- heh...
<ppetrov^> ok, what i remember is: RNA
<ppetrov^> it can BOTH contain info and have catalytic functions
<ppetrov^> so you have a molecule that stores information and can get a job done
<SiFuh> He discovered if you put the 3 amino acids into liquid and played the frequency 7.83HZ they bind together and start to become life.
<ppetrov^> maybe it started from there, who knows?
<SiFuh> You know this one? It supports the evolution theory
<ppetrov^> hmm... you will get a peptide of 2 aa-s
<ppetrov^> 3 aa-s
<ppetrov^> maybe i have heard it, no sure. And a peptide, that's not 'life'
<ppetrov^> even viruses are not "alive"
<ppetrov^> they are kinda on the border
<SiFuh> I would agree
<ppetrov^> gee, thanks... you'll hear this in every high school biology class
<SiFuh> But they said it was the beginning of elvolution which we are still unsure of
<SiFuh> But still really cool
<ppetrov^> of course we are unsure
<ppetrov^> how are we supposed to know
<SiFuh> Of course. As I said. It's all theory
<ppetrov^> that's why it does not interest me too much :)
<SiFuh> But schools teach it as fact
<ppetrov^> wait a minute, the BEGINNING we don't know
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: My favorite subject is Physics
<ppetrov^> evolution per se is very much a fact
<SiFuh> I never studied it after high school. My teachers asked me why. I said you "You clowns studied if for over 400 years and still only have theories and no facts. I got better things to do"
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Prove it is a fact
<SiFuh> They still don't even call it a fact
<SiFuh> The Theory of Evolution <==
<ppetrov^> yes i know how it is called
<SiFuh> I lost interest
<SiFuh> Same as you I guess
<SiFuh> Just let it be
<SiFuh> Maybe one day it will actually be proven
<ppetrov^> evolution happens all the time around you
<ppetrov^> viruses evolve
<SiFuh> I am not against it as you saw above. I think it was guided. But my Christian brother who thinks Earth is flat says is a lie that evolution is real
<ppetrov^> microorganisms evolve
<ppetrov^> it's the time scale that's difficult for us to comprehend
<SiFuh> I don't think Virus' do evolve. I think they are machine and created
<ppetrov^> heh
<SiFuh> It makes no sense to kill a host you never fully eat
<SiFuh> It even defies evoltution
<ppetrov^> you know, many things do no make sense in nature
<SiFuh> Yes
<ppetrov^> to us, i mean
<SiFuh> As a Bush Survivalist. I am 100% aware
<ppetrov^> and they do evolve, but natural selection is by itself is not a drected process
<SiFuh> But I still can't figure out how virus' can exist and if they do, what is the purpose, they are destructive and don't fit in with natural law.
<ppetrov^> *directed
<ppetrov^> nope
<ppetrov^> there's the theory
<ppetrov^> that they are a runaway nucleic acid
<SiFuh> Theory
<ppetrov^> runaway DNA or RNA
<SiFuh> There is that word again
<SiFuh> You and I can speculate but we have no facts
<ppetrov^> look, in science you use that theory all the time
<SiFuh> We can debate it though
<SiFuh> Which is what humans do
<ppetrov^> you speculate based on facts and your findings
<SiFuh> And I would love to hear your opinions on it
<ppetrov^> so, the point is: viruses probably appeared after the first unicellular organisms
<SiFuh> Maybe you and I can discuss it in private one day?
<SiFuh> I would love to listen
<ppetrov^> they need a host to replicate
<SiFuh> By destroying the host?
<ppetrov^> they cant do it themselves, that's why they are not exactly 'life'
<SiFuh> Here is one for you
<ppetrov^> eventually yes, they can do that
<SiFuh> Australia has parasitic ticks
<SiFuh> They kill the host
<SiFuh> Why?
<SiFuh> It makes no sense
<ppetrov^> because a fraction of them still lives on so they can continue doing that
<SiFuh> If I get what I need why kill you?
<ppetrov^> because they are not 'designed'
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: One tick can kill a dog or a cat or a human.
<SiFuh> Nothing else living. Just a blood sucker poisons you
<ppetrov^> because by the time they kill the host, they would procreate so they attack other hosts
<SiFuh> No logic
<SiFuh> Remembr Matrix? He says humans are a virus?
<ppetrov^> i dont agree with that
<SiFuh> Smith even says it isn't logical
<SiFuh> Well Virus' and parasitic ticks are not.
<ppetrov^> Maybe you and I can discuss it in private one day? <- sure, we can even have a Zoom or a Teams meeting
<SiFuh> We are suppose to live within equlibrium
<SiFuh> I don't zoom but I do Telegram and IRC
<ppetrov^> about what Smith said as well: "Every mammal achieves instinctively an equilibrium"
<ppetrov^> that's NOT true
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Yes it isn't
<ppetrov^> leave mice to breed and you will see a plague
<SiFuh> And then they die
<SiFuh> And have gay mice
<ppetrov^> so, it may sound nice, but it's just plain wrong
<SiFuh> You ever watched that famous experiment?
<ppetrov^> yep
<SiFuh> Yeah that was scary
<ppetrov^> no, but i know about the rats and unlimited supply of food
<ppetrov^> btw, have you seen Das Experiment
<ppetrov^> german movie
<ppetrov^> based on true story
<ppetrov^> very good
<SiFuh> ppetrov^: Same experemint they did with mice then moved to rats
<SiFuh> Sounds familiar
<ppetrov^> there
<ppetrov^> it's really something
<SiFuh> Yeah I have
<ppetrov^> yep
<SiFuh> I should download to refresh though
<ppetrov^> ok, i have to go, but we can continue other time
<SiFuh> Sure. Thanks again
<SiFuh> So everyone is asleep now?
<lavaball> i'm here.
<SiFuh> I think I'll just drink beer
<SiFuh> I have already verbally abused a person today.
<SiFuh> I don't want to do it again
<SiFuh> I blew up like a bomb when the wife's cousin told me to not worry about feed the wife's dog a squeegee that was covered in dog shit and worm eggs.
<SiFuh> It's all above. But I hate definance that is against what is right
<SiFuh> 60 MYR for a pill and she is feeding the dog the same shit she shat out.
<SiFuh> 60 MYR is a lot of money here. I can buy a dog house for that orice
<SiFuh> price
<SiFuh> Made of wood with plant pots and a mess hall and a bedroom and insulated
<SiFuh> When you have daughter. I am going to shove a use toilet brush down her mouth and when you say not to I will reply "Never mind" and still do it. FUCK!
<SiFuh> These Chinese piss me off
<SiFuh> They think they can do what ever they want and my wife's mutt is their toy.
<lavaball> bitches?
<SiFuh> You want?
<lavaball> yes!
<SiFuh> Take them both
<lavaball> hahaha
<lavaball> nah.
<lavaball> i don't want yours.
<lavaball> i want my own.
<SiFuh> I am giving them to you for free
<SiFuh> I will pay you take them
<SiFuh> Fucking idiots
<SiFuh> They are white skinned
<SiFuh> No slanty eyes
<SiFuh> Skinny too
<SiFuh> Two for one free gift
<SiFuh> No tatoos
<SiFuh> I wrote a fucking page to tell them how to treat the dog because they are intefering with my training
<lavaball> who are we talking here exactly?
<SiFuh> Dog now bites and draws blood because they never learn
<SiFuh> Dog can learn faster
<SiFuh> Cousins
<lavaball> how old?
<SiFuh> In their 20's maybe a little older
<lavaball> nice.
<lavaball> vaxxed?
<SiFuh> You need to break them in
<SiFuh> Oh...
<SiFuh> Yeah they are idiots.
<lavaball> that's what i do. didn't you listen earlier? i broke a dominant even.
<SiFuh> I think bury them in jungle
<lavaball> well, then i'm out.
<SiFuh> Fuck
<SiFuh> I need to bury them
<SiFuh> I was so angry even the dog hiding when I told her off
<SiFuh> And the dog loves me
<SiFuh> Fucking vaccinated morons
<SiFuh> Why so many?
<lavaball> it's horrible, right?
<SiFuh> Yes.
<lavaball> anyway, i'm gonna go sit in front of the piano and reflect on my current situation.
<lavaball> laters.
<SiFuh> My wife says "Will you ever cheat on me?" I said "Fuck off. I don't play with the injected"
<SiFuh> lavaball: I am banned from the piano
<SiFuh> They banned me 4 years ago
<SiFuh> I only havea harmonica now :-(
<SiFuh> So now they have a piano sitting with no one pressing the keys.
<SiFuh> I tried talking them into moving it into my house
<SiFuh> They refused
<SiFuh> Now the keys are stale. Out of tune
<SiFuh> Such a shame
<SiFuh> I would play it daily if I could
<SiFuh> I love the sound of piano keys hammering strings and the harmonica
<SiFuh> I doubt my fat fingers cant move like they use too.
<SiFuh> I think the last songs i ever played was Moon Light Sonata and Fur Elise.
<SiFuh> 4 years ago. Chinese New Year. One note was out of tune.
<SiFuh> And when I let off a Blues Riff they all went crazy and banned me
<SiFuh> It was only CFG which is standard
<SiFuh> Funny because when I tried to pull of a Benny G on clarinet I was banned too
<SiFuh> I did attempt it once after on a saxophone and was laughed out of the room
<SiFuh> Not my fault the reed was broken.
<SiFuh> Even told them it can't be done.
<SiFuh> lavaball: You can play guitar?
<SiFuh> This is something I always wanted to be able to do but never could
<SiFuh> dlcusa: ^^
<SiFuh> So now I chug the harmonica to make my music.
<SiFuh> I've a Marine Band Hohner in the note of C. So I need to do some note bending to get it to work on certain tunes.
<SiFuh> I usually hum on it in the morning. The wife's dog loves it
<SiFuh> I don't blame her. Harmonica's sound is so awesome to my ears
<lavaball> kinda?
<SiFuh> Kinda
<lavaball> my father had fatter hands that you, and he could do it.
<lavaball> you should be fine.
<SiFuh> Can you though?
<SiFuh> I tried many times and I just suck at it
<SiFuh> Can you?
<lavaball> start with those too.
<SiFuh> Can you?
<lavaball> define "can".
<SiFuh> Can you play guitar?
<lavaball> define "can".
<SiFuh> Like WIlly Nelson
<lavaball> haha. no.
<lavaball> i'm not even sure what he does, but i'm pretty sure he can play it better than me.
<SiFuh> Then it is a sad thing for both of us
<lavaball> it's not that hard though. as i said, start with full chords.
<lavaball> it's pretty easy.
<lavaball> then you can expand from that.
<SiFuh> I'd love to hear you play next to a campfire in the jungle
<lavaball> rest is just practice, as everything else.
<SiFuh> But I find it difficult for myself to get my fingers around it
<lavaball> you already did.
<lavaball> the guitar in my movie was me.
<SiFuh> Hmmm That whining noise?
<SiFuh> Fuck
<SiFuh> That is heaps better than I expected
<SiFuh> Still shit but awesome
<SiFuh> I respect that
<lavaball> we live and learn.
<SiFuh> I wish I can
<SiFuh> lavaball: dlcusa can play
<SiFuh> You come camping you playing around the fire with us
<lavaball> my last song really needed an interlude.
<lavaball> two of them, in the verses.
<lavaball> well, next time i know better.
<SiFuh> I liked it
<lavaball> the second half is much more entertaining.
<SiFuh> It was perfect for camping and jungle
<lavaball> which one?
<lavaball> the german one?
<SiFuh> These uncultured guys have no music when they join us
<SiFuh> The link was in German
<lavaball> because my last one was the exdoctrination song.
<SiFuh> Just play dude
<lavaball> yeah, the german one is pretty tight.
<lavaball> text is pretty gay though.
<SiFuh> Care zero
<lavaball> the bitches like it.
<SiFuh> I just think that here they need culture
<SiFuh> It wouldn't even matter if German or English or Malay
<SiFuh> Just a camp fire and kids sitting around roasting marshmellows
<SiFuh> All the kids hang out at my campsite anyway
<SiFuh> The adults are eating chicken and smoking tobacco in their zones
<SiFuh> Funny that
<SiFuh> KKM is the Health Department.
<SiFuh> Yet they are chuffing fags like Santa is coming
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<SiFuh> Fucking zorz
<SiFuh> lavaball: It's a family environment. All Muslims though.
<SiFuh> But they always invite me
<SiFuh> I also always make a campfire and the kids hang out with the wife and I
<SiFuh> Although they do annoy her so she sleeps earlier sometimes
<SiFuh> They bring the sticks and marshmellows to roast on my fire and always talking. But music is always missing
<SiFuh> I tell them stories sometimes but the music I think is the most important when camping.
<lavaball> music is harram.
<lavaball> i'm not gonna go near muslims.
<SiFuh> No
<SiFuh> Music is not haram
<lavaball> unless of course it's singing for allah.
<SiFuh> They love it but most don't know how to play and sing
<SiFuh> lavaball: Wrong country
<SiFuh> Here they want happy kids
<SiFuh> Why else do they call me?
<SiFuh> They know their kids learn a shit load of knowledge
<SiFuh> lavaball: Yeah, no... that isn't how it works.
<SiFuh> Mulsims love music
<lavaball> hypocrites you mean.
<lavaball> apostates.
<SiFuh> Heh. They love it here and hate dogs
<SiFuh> You said they hate non muslims
<SiFuh> But always call my wife and I join because their kids love me and they know they are safe
<SiFuh> So hypocrites could be a thing but I don't think so.
<SiFuh> They call a family from immigration and everyone else works at KKM and they call me the white guy.
<SiFuh> They call no one else from our off-road group
<SiFuh> The leader of the KKM group is also the guy who offroads in my group. He always calls me
<SiFuh> He calls no one else in our group. Just my wife and I to join the KKM camping group
<SiFuh> The Muslims here are not the same as the Muslims there
<SiFuh> This is a fact. These guys a fucking awesome. British black humour
<SiFuh> I know the Muslims there because I went to live in Central Asia and they are fucked up dude.
<SiFuh> Imagine how fucked they are in Germany compared to Central Asia
<SiFuh> Only country I ever been in where someone or some group tried to rob me and treat me like shit.
<SiFuh> First doesn't count because they were drunk Russians
<SiFuh> The other two groups were Muslim.
<SiFuh> And a Police man.
<SiFuh> One story is kind of cute. I was walking out of the shop with my ingredients for my dinner and some beer. We buy it in 3 litre PET bottles. These two Muslims pushed (Not slammed) me against a wall and started talking shit about shit that I had no idea what they were saying. When one started grabbing my pockets. I went full on warrior mode. I used the weight of the bags to knock them both away. Red sea
<SiFuh> parting. As I stepped away. Two Muslim kids saw what was going on. They live in the same apartment block as me. They ran to my side and walked with me. Like big fucking mafia bosses. I was curious but figured it. They were there to protect me.
<SiFuh> It was pretty cool.
<SiFuh> I'll never forget those two kids as useless as they were lavaball but they were fucking cool to do that.
<lavaball> i'll allow it.
<SiFuh> I did
<SiFuh> It was awesome. I enjoyed their bodyguarding. HAHAHA
<SiFuh> Sometimes, unexpected help comes from the unexpected ones. Even, if you don't need it.
<SiFuh> They have my respect
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<SiFuh> And they are Muslim
<SiFuh> lavaball: You can't class Muslims under a single umbrella
<SiFuh> There are Muslims that live by laws that their culture has where they will protect you from your enemies if they hate you
<SiFuh> One of the most famous are the Pashtunwali
<SiFuh> I think they saved US special forces
<SiFuh> Because their culture by laws and rules MUST protect guests
<SiFuh> You may not like the agressive rules and ways but there are passive ways that are superior to the West.
<lavaball> i go by what's written in the manual.
<lavaball> i don't care about the larping everybody else does.
<SiFuh> lavaball: I will trust a Malaysian Muslim with my back over any Western person dude
<SiFuh> Live action role-playing game
<SiFuh> Oh fuck offf
<SiFuh> Speaking English
<SiFuh> Why you twats need to invent new words?
<SiFuh> English doesn't have enough for you retards?
<SiFuh> English is like the most comprehensive language on the planet and it isn't enough for you?
<SiFuh> Fucking acronyms speakers. Go join beerman
<SiFuh> zorz I'd still give lavaball a knife even though I shouldn't
<SiFuh> He wouldn't last long in a South East Asia jungle with out me so it'd be a fucking stupid move
<SiFuh> But if he was here, he's getting a blade
<SiFuh> So I guess I could be the stupid one.
<SiFuh> I guess this is when respect takes presidence
<lavaball> i already have a balisong.
<lavaball> which is forbidden here.
<zorz> SiFuh: give him a knife... its okay
<zorz> he is not stupid... he acts like a stupid.
<lavaball> oh no.
<lavaball> it's past 11.
<lavaball> i'm diong a remi.
<lavaball> i should go.
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