00:00 <whitequark[cis]> send them in a Wasm whitebox crypto container that only gives you the bitstream after a mandatory five second preroll ad rendered with libcaca in the terminal?

00:02 <Wanda[cis]> can also just inject them into the UART stream

00:02 <Wanda[cis]> oh, it broke something because it got interpretted as shell commands? too bad

00:04 <whitequark[cis]> nominative determinism strikes hard

02:03 <sigstoat[m]> call it "glasgow cloud edition" and charge more for it

02:03 <sigstoat[m]> you'd have a hit

02:08 <whitequark[m]> glasgow enterprise

02:08 <whitequark[m]> $1000/year/seat

02:09 <whitequark[m]> no, that's too cheap, would be seen as unserious. $5000/year/seat

02:09 <whitequark[m]> 24 hour support (i hire someone in India and give them WebEx)

02:30 <josHua[m]> this is sort of only half serious. just like outright price discrimination with nothing backing it often works on companies

02:30 <josHua[m]> s/serious/joking/

02:31 <josHua[m]> like if you give them 'oh, it's the same thing, but with an extra ounce of cow shit on each board, and it's the onyl way we'll pretend to support you with Priority GitHub Tickets (twice as fast SLA as Community GitHub Tickets)' or whatever, they will sometimes pay

04:16 <_whitenotifier-3> [glasgow] whitequark synchronize pull request #586: [WIP] An applet for controlling a quad-SPI (QSPI/QPI) bus - https://github.com/GlasgowEmbedded/glasgow/pull/586

21:56 <icb[m]> It's often logistically easier for a company to "donate" to an open source project by buying a support contract than it is for them to just give money

22:26 <_whitenotifier-3> [glasgow] collinmay opened pull request #623: program.avr: add command line options for choosing read output format - https://github.com/GlasgowEmbedded/glasgow/pull/623