<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "Also, I don't think Korean food is spicy at all" Europeans with their carby tongues just can't hangle even the least spicy things.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: If you think so.
<SiFuh>
I have a lot of Western friends that love spice and many can eat spicer than any Asian.
<remiliascarlet>
I was joking.
<SiFuh>
In fact, I found more Asians can't handle spice than Westerners
<SiFuh>
The first time I saw an allergic reaction to chilli was from a Khazakstan guy. I put in 1/4 of a teaspoon. Dudes face turned into a red balloon
<SiFuh>
I usually use an entire teaspoon in the sauce!
<remiliascarlet>
Actually, most people on the planet are carby as fuck. Perhaps some of the African tribes that have never been in contact with the "civilized world" are an exception.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Often asked in Thailand "Foreigner (That is me by the way. Fucking rude pricks) can eat spicy?" I always reply "Question is, CAN YOU EAT SPICY?"
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: What you refer to as civilized, I'd say you are clutching at straws.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Remember, everything is backwards.
<remiliascarlet>
The "civilized" smartphone zombies.
<remiliascarlet>
Which is why I put it in quotation marks.
<SiFuh>
Ohh, I didn't notice that
<SiFuh>
Thanks :-)
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I made the top sheet for the bedroll today. Wife says I look funny
<remiliascarlet>
I actually expected you to have more muscles.
<SiFuh>
Hahahahaha that would be cool
<SiFuh>
lavaball has bigger muscles than me
<lavaball>
you are a bit of a scrawny kid, i gotta give you that.
<remiliascarlet>
But his head looks like it would come from The Muppet Show.
<SiFuh>
I am just strong. I don't want to be too big in size
<lavaball>
yet you have the wife.
<lavaball>
and what do i have?!
<lavaball>
WHAT DO I HAVE?!
<lavaball>
contaminated half blood muslim jew girl!
<lavaball>
muppet show though? my head is furry. i can't even grow a beard.
<SiFuh>
I exercise usually once a week. Around 400 pushups but I do a version of Mike Menzter style. I modified it for strength and not muscle formations.
<lavaball>
smooth like homosexual.
<lavaball>
you've mentioned.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: No beard?
<SiFuh>
You should see mine. After all my accidents mine is blotchy
<SiFuh>
Hence the goatee most of the time.
<lavaball>
is giving blowjobs that dangerous these days?
<SiFuh>
You can't blow job a Honda at 90 KPH with your face on a step-through bro
<SiFuh>
Or a tree at 140 KPH and a 40 metre road slide
<lavaball>
i'm not into asians, so i have no idea.
<lavaball>
i do put a lot of nature into my mouth though.
<lavaball>
you should definitely eat slower.
<SiFuh>
Or sucking the gear stick of a LADA from riding a BMX up hill into the back of a parked on and landing between the front seats with a gear stick in your face.
<lavaball>
i mean all jokes aside, that does sound a bit gay.
<SiFuh>
I had to pay 400 AUD to replace their rear window
<lavaball>
hahah
<lavaball>
i was hoping convertable.
<lavaball>
nice though.
<lavaball>
as gay as that is, i respect the rear window penetration.
<SiFuh>
My mother said "I'd have fought it but they clearly need money" I was very angry with my mother. Fight for what reason? I hit their car and it was parked! My fault!
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Fat friend was on roller blades. Wanted to use my stunt pegs so that I can pull him up the hill. I refused and started hammering up the hill. I looked up and saw a red car coming down the hill. Put my head back down and SMASH. Into a white LADA.
<lavaball>
that can't be healthy.
<SiFuh>
I road straight into the back of a parked car going uphill and landed on between the front seats. I use to be a BMX racer so I was able to get some speed.
<SiFuh>
Crawled out of the car. Took my jacket off. Wrapped it around my bleeding face. And stupid me. Lay down with my head downhill.
<SiFuh>
Ambulance said it was actually good because most of the glass was pushed out of my face and mouth because of the blood and gravity.
<lavaball>
...
<SiFuh>
32 stitches inside my mouth
<lavaball>
this sounds fun, but i think i'm just too old for that kind of adventure.
<lavaball>
you enjoy though.
<SiFuh>
My two friends from Japan came to visit. And my father was calling me Quasimodo. And they started calling me that too
<lavaball>
why, was your back not okay?
<lavaball>
i would have gone with quato at least.
<SiFuh>
My father hated me
<SiFuh>
He always insulted me
<lavaball>
or edward scissor hands.
<lavaball>
or jiggsaw.
<lavaball>
hm, that's all i got right now.
<lavaball>
you sure he wasn't just an insecure bitch?
<SiFuh>
There was a 14 year old girl who wanted to fuck me kept saying I reminded her of Edward scissor hands, because of my lack of a hair cut.
<lavaball>
my mother has that issue.
<lavaball>
it's not her fault. she's just retarded.
<lavaball>
nice.
<lavaball>
i wish i had the young bitches.
<SiFuh>
As much as I love my parents. They are pretty fucked up when it comes to some things.
<lavaball>
well, not really. probably would have had 3 children by now.
<SiFuh>
I didn't touch her
<lavaball>
why not?
<lavaball>
weren't you ... how old were you?
<SiFuh>
Too young
<SiFuh>
And I ain't Muslim
<lavaball>
or german.
<lavaball>
14 is legal here.
<lavaball>
among some other european countries.
<SiFuh>
16 in AU
<lavaball>
either way, weren't you a kid then as well?
<SiFuh>
No
<lavaball>
how old then?
<SiFuh>
I was 21 which creates that border by law
<lavaball>
ha, i had a 10 year old after me at that age.
<lavaball>
actualy, no i was even older. i think i was 22.
<SiFuh>
And you don't want to go to prison in Australia for that type of crime because wardens and prison guards will use it to bribe you by saying that they will tell the others you are a paedophile. That's a death sentence in an Australian prison
<lavaball>
i don't think anyone here really cares. that's if you get convicted even.
<lavaball>
we are a very pedo friendly country.
<lavaball>
i guess that's why we let all those muslims in.