<remiliascarlet>
"I'm a meat eater." (while pouring wine in a glass) Well, to be fair, that video was probably recorded far before anyone has even heard of a carnivore lifestyle.
<lavaball>
i wouldn't know.
<remiliascarlet>
In Japan you can buy dogs and cats at a pet shop like if they were any other type of product at a mall, but according to that brainwashed Euro-friend, in Europe you really have to go through a breeder for one.
<remiliascarlet>
You can go through a breeder in Japan too, they are generally way cheeper, but the tradeoff is that they will make up all sorts of bullshit requirements like can only be sold to couples, both people must have a full time job, no kids allowed, no foreigners allowed, no (animal species here) allowed, must be able to visit the animal at least once a month, must feed this specific brand of kibble,
<remiliascarlet>
and so on.
<lavaball>
okay. weird.
<remiliascarlet>
So I bought my cat at a mall at a discount even.
<remiliascarlet>
The only requirement was that I would buy a cage, which I then have re-purposed as a server rack, and ended up just throwing it away.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: "Here puss puss puss. There is a hammer under the sink. And not a word about this to Wendy"
<lavaball>
i have a strict no critters in the house policy.
<lavaball>
you do you though.
<lavaball>
someone has to keep the single cat lady meme alive.
<SiFuh>
So you stay outside then lavaball?
<lavaball>
i'm not a hippopotamus like you. i only lift and fuck like an animal.
<remiliascarlet>
"Where are your servers?" "In that cat cage." "And how about your cat?" "Roaming freely around my house."
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Heh, literally the second you said that. A cat walks by the guy being interviewed.
<SiFuh>
I smashed her car. I cannot sleep because her car is outside. I hear many noises around her car. So I go outside and park her car inside. Then I smashed her car into my truck. I was going to tell her same day but I decided not to say anything when I saw the Malay and Chinese try to figure out what happened. She then asks me "They say motorcycle and the others say truck. Which do you think?" I said
<SiFuh>
"Truck". But actually it is a VIOS reversing into a Land Cruiser. I planned on changing the tail lights a long time ago. So I am not angry at myself just annoyed I missed the corner so tight. They are still discussing it and so I haven't said a word. It's kind of funny. I already have the replacement part anyway.
<SiFuh>
But it is so funny
<zorz>
okay.... not camping outside the house
<zorz>
heh
<zorz>
how you manage it
<SiFuh>
Wife is angry with me
<SiFuh>
Hahahahahaha
<SiFuh>
I don't know why. She gets a new tail light that I planned on replacing anyway
<SiFuh>
Her words "It's funny"
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, what did you do? or the trickier question: what you did NOT do, but were supposed to
<SiFuh>
I told her. "I am not laughing at you. I am laughing at your colleagues"
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I smashed her car
<SiFuh>
It is all above if you want to read ppetrov^
<SiFuh>
Photo as well
<SiFuh>
I planned to tell her day one then she messages me. "I think someone hit my car" and set that photo at work.
<SiFuh>
Her office started a dispute motorcycle or truck.
<SiFuh>
I had to sit back and watch and laugh. Because it was very funny to see
<SiFuh>
Nothing to do with my wife. Just it was entertaining to see what is happening outside of our family.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: On the way home on Sunday she points to a truck and says "I bet this guy hit me" I looked at her weirdly.
<zorz>
ppetrov^: drink and park
<SiFuh>
zorz: I was avoiding the wife's dog
<zorz>
he is drink and park and those are the cons.
<zorz>
hahaha
<SiFuh>
Look at it zorz. That is instant stop!
<zorz>
can you imagine harming the dog.... oooo
<zorz>
big trouble in the horizon
<SiFuh>
Dinner dude
<SiFuh>
I have two shovels and my own truck.... but I'd probably consider eating it
<SiFuh>
Chances are I will not eat it. Because so young and almost no muscles
<SiFuh>
My neighbours dog is gone. They said "Blacky ran away"
<SiFuh>
No he did not.
<SiFuh>
He was abducted by their freshly converted Islamic son and sent away.
<zorz>
people are strange
<SiFuh>
Yeah, I've met a few Greeks
<SiFuh>
They are really strange people
<zorz>
Indeed!
<SiFuh>
zorz: Thailand, I met a Greek man. "Hey, do you know where this place is?" "No!" "Oh, okay thanks" "Thanks for what?" "Fuck off!"
<SiFuh>
That's how it went
<SiFuh>
If you are that fucking stupid you can't understand why I am thanking you, then seriously... fuck off.
<zorz>
hahaha
<zorz>
but he was correct.... he did not help you, why you thank him ?
<zorz>
hahaha
<SiFuh>
He did
<SiFuh>
By speaking and saying he did not know. Hence he helped me
<SiFuh>
zorz: So you Greeks think that helping is always suppose to be positive?
<farkuhar>
Why should helpfulness (or lack thereof) be a factor when expressing thanks for the courtesy of a reply? The guy could just as easily have ignored you, and *that* would be the occasion for not thanking him.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Exactly
<SiFuh>
If I ask someone a question and they reply even if they can't help, I naturally thank them. Even if I think they are an idiot. But that is another story.
<farkuhar>
fuck you zorzy! (since you apparently are "that fucking stupid you can't understand why" SiFuh would be thanking the stranger in this context)
<SiFuh>
But this Greek fuck was just weird. "Thanks" "For what?"
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: :-P
<SiFuh>
zorz: Come here. Invite everyone from Greece. I have shovels ;-)
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: The crocodile is still conversation here.
<SiFuh>
I won't be surprised if I have to do a polygraph test
<farkuhar>
It's hard to say which invitation is creepier, SiFuh asking zorz to bring all the Greeks to a land with shovels, or lavaball asking remiliascarlet to come over and watch while he naps (bringing her own blade).
<SiFuh>
Oh lavaball is just fucking creepy, that is serial killer shit there
<SiFuh>
I may not be able to order it, but I am sure Thomas Tools can import it for me
<farkuhar>
zorz: stop using that dpaste site 0x0.st with such a short expiry time. Some days I leave IRC unattended for so many hours, the link is dead by the time I check back in to see what's been posted. Why not use a site that keeps links alive for at least 24 hours?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I also see this expiration. It is like it has been set for 30 minutes
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<zorz>
farkuhar: i can set the expiration
<zorz>
farkuhar: how many hours you prefer ser? 6h, 12h 24h caurrently set to 1h
<zorz>
farkuhar: 12h is set.
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<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: When watching for a way to play Conkers Bad Fur Day on my N64 (since that game has never released in Japan, so I have to get the US version), I wanted to know how to bypass the region lock. Since I'm used to the region lock on newer consoles, I saw this video, and thought "wait, that's all?": https://invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=78h3pRhcsDo
<remiliascarlet>
Basically, region locking on an N64 is simply in the cartridge design, which is really dumb.
<remiliascarlet>
Can as well just get the cheapest possible cartridge at HARD-OFF, and replace the back cover.
<lavaball>
that won't work for you.
<lavaball>
i cut out the plastic and it didn't.
<lavaball>
you need a special adapter for like 20 bucks called a ntsc-us n64 console.
<lavaball>
an
<lavaball>
why you no emulate though.
<lavaball>
?
<lavaball>
well, okay, there are some graphic glitches. though i think they were only in the very beginning.
<lavaball>
why is there no xfce4-timer-plugin on openbsd? doesn't compile either it seems.
<ppetrov^>
sorry i am not reading the history in the channel
<zorz>
ppetrov^: call the ambulance for SiFuh
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Tarsometatarsal join. Right side, right foot
<farkuhar>
zorz: Thanks for setting the 12h expiration.
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<SiFuh>
zorz: Even my wife don't know how to call ambulance here. The other day she says "How am I to get you in the car if you collapse?" I said "Call the ambulance" She says "I don't know what number"
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<ppetrov^>
what is the number there?
<SiFuh>
I don't know
<ppetrov^>
0118 999 881 999 119 725
<SiFuh>
DIAL 999 or 991 TO CALL AN AMBULANCE IN MALAYSIA:
<ppetrov^>
3
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I know that number
<SiFuh>
IT Crowd
<SiFuh>
I actually know it off by heart. HAHAHA
<ppetrov^>
yes, you were telling me how you moemorized it
<SiFuh>
I didn't memorize it. I just remembered it
<SiFuh>
The tune was so catchy
<SiFuh>
Although I hate when people say "o" instead of "zero"
<SiFuh>
But the tune will die if you say zero 118 999 881 999 119 725 ..... 3
<SiFuh>
Malaysia 999 From mobile phones – 112
<SiFuh>
I knew 112
<SiFuh>
It's used in many countries
<SiFuh>
I think the world needs to follow Australia
<SiFuh>
000 <--
<SiFuh>
Tarsometatarsal joint 4 ppetrov^
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I was asleep and then woke up and stood up and fell to my right. Judo saved my body but my freaking right foot smashed the ground so hard, I am limping.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: The muscles around Ossa Tarsi is also fucked.
<ppetrov^>
pretty bad
<SiFuh>
Can walk, with a limp but I am resting it mostly
<SiFuh>
Just annoyed my wife doesn't care because facebook on her phone is her god.
<SiFuh>
If she falls tomorrow will be funny. I come hopping down to see her to make sure she is okay. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
Join my club ;-)
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: It's actually pretty painful but worse was the last week. I even had to go home early from camping because of what happened.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I had a poo blocking my anus for 6 days. Everything above it was rotting. So lots of diarrhoea and black blood stick paste.
<SiFuh>
Medicine was useless.
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I solved my issue with this recipe and trust me. It was so aweful, you should never ever eat it. I took lentil beans, 1 Tbsp of Cayenne, coriander, ginger, nutmeg, cardamon seeds, anise, licorice root, cinnamon, black pepper, garlic, chilli. 2 Tbsp of olive oil, turmeric. Some apple cider vinegar and fish sauce. No diarrhoea, but it unclogged the plumbing. ;-)
<remiliascarlet>
lavaball: "why you no emulate though." I tried, but I just prefer the authentic thing.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Why bother talking to him. Dude is fucking fried in the head
<ppetrov^>
you know SiFuh there are things i just didn't need to know... :)
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I thought you studied biology
<ppetrov^>
yes, thid doesn't mean I am fascinated by nasty stuff
<ppetrov^>
:)
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The Boken is awesome for a walking stick. ;-
<ppetrov^>
what you described is more of a medical thing
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I was a plumber back in 2006
<SiFuh>
Doesn't mean I like sticking a gloved hand into someone's toilet
<SiFuh>
Although I have a funny story about that.
<ppetrov^>
please, do tell
<SiFuh>
Got a call. School. Clogged toilet.
<SiFuh>
Turned up and there was a poo so large the tip blocked the hole causing the toilet to overflow.
<ppetrov^>
lovely
<SiFuh>
Worse, it was Junior girls toilet.
<ppetrov^>
like a heroin poo
<SiFuh>
In Australia we have junior and senior so children who are young use junior and the higher ages use senior
<ppetrov^>
you say "clogged"... years ago I was in Scotland and had a clogged toilet. Went to the shop and tried to explain what the problem was and that I needed something for the plumbing. They did not understand me when I said "clogged", instead they used "blocked"
<SiFuh>
Phil (My boss) was looking at it this massive stool in a baby toilet and he looked at me and said "I need to get my tool"
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: Because I know he's the only one here apart from myself who plays video games, so I didn't tag anyone else for this subject.
<ppetrov^>
may be it was my thic accent
<ppetrov^>
remiliascarlet, I also play videogames
<SiFuh>
He ran outside, came back in with a stick! Then smashed the shit out of the shit with the stick. Then said "Job is done" I was a teenager but I laughed so much.
<ppetrov^>
well, Fallout and Skyrim
<ppetrov^>
StarCraft back in the day
<remiliascarlet>
Ah.
<ppetrov^>
i am too old and busy to learn a new game, so I just play tale of two wastelands Fallout 3 + NV mod
<ppetrov^>
ah and I have the Frontier, as well
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: I still play dos games. Who you calling old?
<ppetrov^>
smashed the shit out of the shi
<ppetrov^>
heh
<ppetrov^>
SiFuh, I still have Digger
<SiFuh>
The tool part was funny.
<ppetrov^>
and in 89 I played Frog or Frogger
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: "I had a poo blocking my anus for 6 days. Everything above it was rotting. So lots of diarrhoea and black blood stick paste." Kind of sounds like you went out of ketosis for a while, and tried to get into ketosis again.
<SiFuh>
In Gone in 60 Seconds. He says he needs his tool and grabs a brick. Reminded me so much of my boss when I was a plumber
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I don't eat sugar
<ppetrov^>
well, the conversation kinda split
<SiFuh>
ppetrov^: Yeah. Fuck you remiliascarlet!
<remiliascarlet>
Most plants will take out out of ketosis too, since carbohydrates get turned into sugar in the body.
<ppetrov^>
no, i did that by replying about games
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Actually I know what it was
<SiFuh>
Wife cooked rubber meat
<remiliascarlet>
Literally rubber?
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: You zorzing me?
<remiliascarlet>
Or do you mean things like "beyond meat", which isn't meat at all, but a chemical mess.
<SiFuh>
Yes, you could make a rubber ball out of it because she failed at cooking
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I don't eat fake meat
<SiFuh>
I cut my meat off the animal
<remiliascarlet>
How do you fuck it up? Literally all I do myself is put the steak on a grill or frying pan with tallow, add fat in case of lean cuts, and just wait.
<SiFuh>
Sunday, I go back
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: My wife can fuck everything up dudette
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Did you see my remedy? Not a single piece of meat in it.
<SiFuh>
Then I thought of you
<SiFuh>
And then faggotballs
<SiFuh>
And I have one answer for you
<SiFuh>
Why do carnivores eat plants and grass?
<remiliascarlet>
Not sure if it's the same as in your case, because whenever my cat eats grass, he just vomits it out a little while later.
<SiFuh>
Yes and it is the same
<SiFuh>
The fiber is used to clean the system
<SiFuh>
Not food just scrub it clean
<remiliascarlet>
Took him to a park in a different city the other day, ate some grass, and then he vomitted at the train station.
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
I don't think it bacterial. I think it cleansing
<SiFuh>
But don't trust me, it's just my thinking
<SiFuh>
I ate the shit above to clean my system. Horrible. Don't recommend to anyone but it did the job
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: And no. Don't zorz me. I know ketosis and I know all the sugars.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: What do you think about MSG?
<SiFuh>
I know when I have eaten a meal with MSG because I will dream of eating and wake up hungry.
<remiliascarlet>
What is an MSG?
<lavaball>
taste inhancer i think.
<lavaball>
also, remi, look at the time!
<lavaball>
you should go to bed.
<remiliascarlet>
Same goes for SiFuh, yet you're only telling me that.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: because paedoballs is a creepy stalker
<SiFuh>
"[remiliascarlet> What is an MSG?" Ajinomoto?
<lavaball>
remiliascarlet, sifuh is old an has fat hands. you might still be pretty. you need your beauty sleep.
<lavaball>
and what you do with that information is ultimately up to you.
<lavaball>
but you can't tell me that i didn't remind you once you have a prune face.
<SiFuh>
Gay
<lavaball>
see? and that's the main reason why i don't tell sifuh that. he might get ideas and then he can't sleep all night anyway.
<SiFuh>
Gay
<lavaball>
yeah, that's what i was hinting at.
<SiFuh>
I think everyone knows how gay you are
<SiFuh>
Creepy slimy stalker
<lavaball>
that is correct. everybody knows the amount of gay i am is zero.
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