<lavaball>
my rich friends said, let's not always play so seriously. let's play for fun. like with funny names ... like lavaball.
<SiFuh>
I've never heard that before.
<SiFuh>
It's quite shocking
<lavaball>
i could use some bitches.
<SiFuh>
You can't have my bitch. She's about to start teething
<SiFuh>
Second stage
<lavaball>
amazon. we sent three packages for stuff that would have fit into one.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Three?
<SiFuh>
Two must have been backordered then
<lavaball>
three.
<SiFuh>
So you got your three bitch lights now?
<lavaball>
they are more like child lights.
<SiFuh>
Damn
<lavaball>
like extend your fingers. look at your hand. that's the size of one.
<SiFuh>
Next video you make with them show us
<lavaball>
well, okay, that would be stadium lights in your case.
<lavaball>
i was talking my hand. so imagine a normal man hand.
<SiFuh>
My fingers are pure muscle dude
<lavaball>
i show you any video i make anyway ... since i upload them all in the same place.
<SiFuh>
They can make you cry if around your muppet neck
<lavaball>
yeah, because their stink brings tears to my eyes.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet is gone
<lavaball>
indeed she is.
<SiFuh>
Stink?
<lavaball>
what happened?
<SiFuh>
Holiday season.
<SiFuh>
I am guessing
<lavaball>
and she didn't even ask for permission.
<lavaball>
how am i supposed to allow things if i don't know about them?
<SiFuh>
But there is a huge holiday season in August
<SiFuh>
It is why we are booked for Japan in January
<SiFuh>
I hope to meet her.
rlittl has joined #crux-social
<SiFuh>
Like I met farkuhar
<SiFuh>
rlittl: Welcome
<rlittl>
thanks!
<lavaball>
gay.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Are you?
<SiFuh>
That's gross
<SiFuh>
Better you find your bitches
<lavaball>
stop with the self hate.
<rlittl>
👁️
<lavaball>
next thing before we know it you start cutting your fat hands.
<SiFuh>
My hands are not fat
<SiFuh>
They are muscle
<lavaball>
let the new kid decide.
<SiFuh>
Something you wouldn't know about smashing keys on keyboards
<lavaball>
he is unbiased still.
<SiFuh>
I actually remove nuts and bolts and use tools
<rlittl>
🍻
<lavaball>
why can i see the mental handicap indicators?!
<SiFuh>
lavaball: bet you never used a welder or an angle grinder
<lavaball>
fuck.
<SiFuh>
Bet you never sawed wood with a saw
<lavaball>
of course not. i'm an artist. i have delecate girl pleasing fingers.
<SiFuh>
Bet you never lit a fire with a stick
<SiFuh>
bet you never climbed a tree
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
<lavaball>
a girl once said her eyes were burning after i used my stick.
<lavaball>
does that count?
<SiFuh>
bet you never lifted a car with three other guys to get out of a ditch
<SiFuh>
No it doesn't
<SiFuh>
Gay fingers are not acceptable for a man
<lavaball>
you realize that if you talk about gays, it's usually means men.
<lavaball>
so what are they supposed to do?
<SiFuh>
Use your fucking hands dude
<lavaball>
do i look like a wage slave?
<SiFuh>
Your deadly treadly doesn't cut it
<SiFuh>
I want to see scars on your knuckles
<SiFuh>
Man shit dude
<lavaball>
haha, i have those.
<lavaball>
i accidentaly punched a rock while doing the rock woods scene.
<SiFuh>
Do you even know how to change a tyre (tire American English)?
<lavaball>
why would i? i never owned a car.
<lavaball>
and from the looks of it i never will.
<SiFuh>
I learned how to change a tire/tyre in the 80's
<SiFuh>
I can't even lift one then
<SiFuh>
I am putting 37 inch wheels on the truck using 80's knowledge and the mechanics here are wondering how the fuck I do it alone.
<SiFuh>
Yes I am strong, but I ain't lifting that shit. Fuck that dude.
<lavaball>
no. they are wondering why you don't use advanced technology.
<SiFuh>
There is a friend of mine who works at a wheel alignment section even he is shocked. I taught him how to do it.
<lavaball>
it's like in that one movie i saw where they travel trhough a river, just to see that there was a modern bridge like 500m further.
<SiFuh>
He says he has never seen this method before.
<SiFuh>
He loves it. Says he never needs to pick up a tire again.
<SiFuh>
Actually I have his nunchuku on the table that I made. I need to remind him to come get them.
<lavaball>
well, i'll get back to you if i have a car.
<SiFuh>
I bet when you are stuck and need to remove a wheel you will be glad to have a friend with muscular hands
<SiFuh>
SiFuh I love you. Not gay or shit. But fucking your hands are the best. HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
That sounds gay
<lavaball>
you know i live in a fairly developed country, right?
<lavaball>
there are all kinds of services ready to pick people up.
<lavaball>
fix their cars. toes them.
<SiFuh>
My home has concrete chairs. I am even sitting on one. Usually takes two to lift. I can lift up one end with a single finger. If she sits on it. I need gloves because it fucking hurts and I can lift up the end and her with a single finger
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I bet they have muscular hands
<lavaball>
i'm not sure if you know how anatomy works, but the muscle for the hands are in the forearms.
<lavaball>
you only have simple spreading finger muscles on your hand.
<SiFuh>
I said one finger
<SiFuh>
And yes forearms the key
<lavaball>
i guess you don't know that fingers are part of a hand.
<SiFuh>
I focus on forearms more than biceps
<lavaball>
i thought you were married?
<SiFuh>
I think if you have huge biceps and skinny forearms you ain't never gunna beat me in a fight
<lavaball>
fight you? i don't want to touch you at all.
<lavaball>
what is it with you and this gay shit all the time?
<SiFuh>
I was talking about bicep guys not you
<SiFuh>
I've taken guys with huge muscles in their biceps down in seconds. They think there stupid biceps makes them warriors
<SiFuh>
It's not. The key is the forearms as you mentioned
<SiFuh>
Your forearms must equal your biceps or larger like a gorilla
<SiFuh>
it is why we train to climb and not lift stupid weights
<SiFuh>
Do you have 10 KG dumbell at your home?
<SiFuh>
If so try this. Lay on your back. Extend your arm out and pick up the 10KG weight.
<SiFuh>
Most people can't do it without bending their arm
<SiFuh>
Once you do it. Your body accepts it and your body adapts
<lavaball>
you know i train rings, right?
<SiFuh>
Gay
<lavaball>
that's actually one of the things i wouldn't call gay at all.
<SiFuh>
HAHAHA
<SiFuh>
You try the 10KG lift on your back extended arm