<remiliascarlet>
This is not actually Liver King, he's just impersonating him.
<remiliascarlet>
So more like a prank video.
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<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: He doesn't look anything like Liver King
<remiliascarlet>
And yet some people fell for it.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I'd have punched him in the face if he came at me like that with a bit of raw meat.
<SiFuh>
And I didn't like the fact he was tresspassing
<SiFuh>
That's insanely disrespectful
<SiFuh>
The dude in the dentist office said to stop filming and he didn't. Now his face is on the internet. I'd sure the fuck out of him.
<SiFuh>
London has over a thousand cameras per square mile. 70 cameras per person.
<remiliascarlet>
I would have taken the raw meat, and then punch him.
<remiliascarlet>
At supermarkets I used to make use of unmanned registers since they're quicker, but now every store installed a camera on these things, so I went right back to using manned registers instead.
<remiliascarlet>
"But muh security!" Fuck you! You're supposed to abide to the strict privacy laws, so no camera in my fucking face!
<lavaball>
some guy thought he was smart, but now he has given me plausible deniability.
<lavaball>
what an amazing scene for my series.
<lavaball>
anwyay. gotta do back rings.
<lavaball>
laters.
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<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: My wife's street dog is the real liver king!
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<farkuhar>
According to https://github.com/FFmpeg/FFmpeg/blob/master/libavcodec/avcodec.h#L433 a major version bump may be accompanied by "Removal, reordering and changes to existing fields" in the AVCodecContext struct. In FFmpeg 6 this struct used to have a member "channels", but now it doesn't. I'm surprised there aren't more patches in our ports tree to handle the breaking changes in this API.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I went to 99 Speed Mart to buy 2 cartons of beer. The big boy asks me "Bro, where do you come from?" I said "My mother" and I have never heard three people laugh so much over that one reply before.
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<SiFuh>
Waldorf!
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Did Stx ever reply?
<zorz>
SiFuh: i just compiled mesa without clang
<zorz>
it seems that clang is needed for nouveau, with rustc etc
<SiFuh>
Dude nouveau sucks
<zorz>
long time to use nouveau but as ive seen nouveau/rusticl specific: rustc, rustfmt bindgen, cbindgen only needed to build mesa for nouveau
<SiFuh>
zorz: I smoked two cigars last night. First time in over 6 years
<zorz>
oooooooooooooooooooo
<zorz>
but usually cigars you do not inhale
<SiFuh>
So relaxed and calm and had the best sleep ever
<SiFuh>
I didn't
<zorz>
ok
<SiFuh>
They tried to sell me cigarettes and I said "No!"
<zorz>
Good Boy!
<SiFuh>
I said "I want cigars" so they gave me the girly shit.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: no reply from Stx. It's been more than two days. Maybe I should try another staff member?
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I think so
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: /who libera/staff/*
<SiFuh>
That'll list them
<farkuhar>
One downside of the IRC client I'm using is that it doesn't recognize the /stats or /who commands. I have to log in from a different client just to see which staff are available.
<SiFuh>
I sent in PM
<lavaball>
bitches. where?
<SiFuh>
zorz: https://s3.amazonaws.com/i.snag.gy/au5GI2.jpg Blurry photo but this is all to be packed in the truck tomorrow. The green container is not fuel it is 25 litres of water.
<SiFuh>
The grey pipe is my custom homemade eel trap.
<SiFuh>
The explosives container beside standing up (Green) is the rescue kit
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Going to order some more cool stuff from Thomas Tools.
<SiFuh>
Wife wants more light. I told her to ask God, and she said it isn't funny. HAHAHA
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: sounds like your wife needs a lesson in humour from three people at the 99 Speed Mart.
<SiFuh>
Hahaha farkuhar did I mention they asked me if I have a wife and I said "That one" and pointed to the back of the shop then after 10 minutes she still hasn't returned and I said she must have found MH370.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I like the 99 Speed Mart even though it is 11 KM away from home. I can reverse the truck right to the front door and the staff carry my beer for me.
<SiFuh>
Better than TF where you have to scan shit, get a receipt, then pay with computer, then take a second receipt, then get a guy to check the TV screen like an airport to stamp it.
<zorz>
then get a gay guy to....
<zorz>
hahahaha
<SiFuh>
TF is like 5 minutes walking from my home. I can literally throw a rock on the roof.
<farkuhar>
SiFuh: was your wife actually at the back of the shop, or did you point them in that direction knowing that she wasn't there (so that you could use the MH370 punchline when they didn't find her after 10 minutes)?
<zorz>
farkuhar: 'lo
<SiFuh>
She was at the back wandering through the isles. No one could see her.
<farkuhar>
zorz: I think you should be the one to answer lavaball's latest inquiry regarding the location of the bitches.
<zorz>
farkuhar: easy one, locaction is....
<SiFuh>
I have a bitch at my home. But she is only a puppy. Not old enough
<zorz>
location is..... #crux
<zorz>
hahahaha
<zorz>
farkuhar: so we sent lavaball to /join #crux
<zorz>
guys yesterday i was wanting to create btc addresses, cause i know electrum i had to install pyqt5, although not needed for cli, electrum does not build otherwise. Look what it installed in order to get qt5- pyqt5 working. https://0x0.st/XtDG.txt
<zorz>
fucking madness.
<SiFuh>
zorz: You are the king of madness
<SiFuh>
zorz: I let her out to go to the toilet. 20 minutes later I hear barking and screaming and yelping. So I run downstairs to find her. She got her stuck between the tyre and the wheel well of the cousins car. I cannot stop laughing. I came to her and said "Stop, I am here now" then she stopped, I then lifter her upwards so her head can come out.
<SiFuh>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I can't stop laughing. How fuckign dumb is that.
<SiFuh>
I thought she was being attacked by cats or something. HAHAHAHAH
<lavaball>
SiFuh,
<lavaball>
no retreat, no surrender, you with me?
<SiFuh>
Statler
<SiFuh>
That is how I live yes
<lavaball>
the movie. dementia boy.
<lavaball>
the moive!
<SiFuh>
Is moive French?
<lavaball>
never mind.
<lavaball>
keep being gay.
<SiFuh>
Van Damn
<SiFuh>
Didn't his owner body guards beat the shit out of him one time?
<SiFuh>
owner/own
<lavaball>
you are the homosexual here. lusting after action stars is your thing. i wouldn't know.
<SiFuh>
I don't really like any action stars
<SiFuh>
They are all pussies
<SiFuh>
I think only Jackie Chan who I dislike and Tom Cruise who I also dislike are the only worthy action stars to be liked since they do their own stunts
<SiFuh>
And I am probably the only person here that ever met Jackie Chan, shook his hand, and walked away without a conversation because I was busy with more important things.
<lavaball>
sounds gay.
<lavaball>
especially since you already told that story.
<lavaball>
the surrender movie is well structured and everything. straight to the point. nothing boring. only the acting is bad.
<lavaball>
i even like the product placement.
<SiFuh>
I recommend Planes, Trains and Automobiles for a well structured movie with good acting.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Many years ago a friend of mine who owns a Taxi hit a Kangaroo. The Insurance company refused pay for the damages saying it wasn't a Kangaroo. (Like they were there.....) About 2 years later he was driving through the forest and a Kangaroo jumped from the bank and it's toes hit the drivers side window and dented the side and the roof and landed on the bonnet (Hood) of the car and smashed it
<SiFuh>
and the windscreen. He put in an insurance claim and they again refused saying there was no way a Kangaroo could do that. So he opened the boot (Trunk) and showed them the dead kangaroo.
<SiFuh>
He said after this, the insurance company called the vet to pick up the dead Kangaroo. He asked me "Why would they do that? It is dead. Do they creamate it or something?" I replied "Nope, the vet will sell it. It will become pet food"
<lavaball>
i'll allow it.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: There was a guy who use to book the Taxi to go from one pub to the other. Distance 50 metres. Took more time driving from the rank to the pub than it did driving him to the second pub. Around $2.90 was the price. He'd always pull out a crisp clean beautiful $100 dollar note. No one would even bother to change that for such a shit fare. One day my friend got the job and I said "Give it to me"
<SiFuh>
So he did. I took the guy 50 metres to the next pub and he said "I am sorry, I only have a hundred dollar note" I snatched it from it and said "No worries" And handed him $97 of worth of coins. He was so mad. He slammed the door shouting he will never take a taxi again. The other Taxi drivers laughed and said "Good riddance" He'd been carrying that 100 dollar note for more than a year.
<lavaball>
someone's good fucking lord.
<lavaball>
no more taxi stories.
<SiFuh>
I got 17 years of them
<SiFuh>
lavaball: A man is waiting after the sermon has finished. The priest walks up and says the sermon is finished. The man says it is raining and I need to walk home. The priest says, "I can give you a lift, but it is a short walk to my car even though it is raining" They both agree. So on the way to the car the man asks the priest is it okay if he smokes and the priest informed him that it was okay,
<SiFuh>
because he smokes too. He went to take the cigarettes out of his pocket and a packet of condoms fell on the ground. The priest asks what it is. The man says "My condoms..... I put them over my cigarette when it rains" The priest thinking this is a brilliant idea asked where do you get them and the man replies "The pharmacy". On the way home the priest sees a pharmacy and goes in and asks "I'd like to
<SiFuh>
buy some condoms". The man behind the counter asks "What size would you like?" The priest says "One to fit a Camel.
<SiFuh>
zorz: You don't have Telegram?
<lavaball>
not funny.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: A Jewish man walking down the streat bumps into an old friend. They start talking. He then asks how his son is the man replies "Funny you ask that. My son went to Jerusleum and came back a Christian" The man said "Yeah, it is funny you say that because my son went to Jeruselum and came back a Christian." So they both go to see the Rabbi and the Rabbi asks what is wrong. They said "Both out
<SiFuh>
sons went to Jeruselum and came back Christians. The Rabbi says "Funny you say that. My son also" So they pray to God and God asks "What is the problem?" and they said to God "Our sons went to Jeruslem and came back Christians" And God says "Funny that you say that"
<farkuhar>
Is it today that SiFuh is forcing himself to stay awake, because he's meeting Aiman at 5am? I don't usually see him active on IRC at this hour. And now he's resorting to old jokes.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: YES
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Best joke was the dog getting her head stuck in a wheel well
<SiFuh>
I laughed for over 30 minutes
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Forcing myself to stay awake untill around 12:00 PM
<SiFuh>
That way I can sleep early Thursday night for the Aiman problem
<SiFuh>
All the Malays are abusing him.
<SiFuh>
Malay time is 8 am we meet. They all arrive a 10 am
<lavaball>
that one was a little better.
<SiFuh>
Second last trip was 9 am and every met at 12
<lavaball>
even if not accurate. jesus wasn't a christian. he didn't come for anyone but the jews. not that any of it matters.
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Moses was getting the ten commandments from God. God asks Moses "You read them and understand?" Moses says "Hold on, let me get the straight. The Arabs get all the oil and we must cut what off?"
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Wrong
<SiFuh>
Jesus was not a Jew
<SiFuh>
Jews didn't exist
<lavaball>
okay. i don't fucking care.
<SiFuh>
He was a Nazarian, A galliealian and a from the tribe of Judea.
<SiFuh>
He was never a Christian either
<SiFuh>
His teachers were referred to as "The Way"
<SiFuh>
Teachings*
<SiFuh>
Jews were invented in the King James Bible and so were Gentiles
<SiFuh>
Gentiles are those who follow the state. As in government and politics.
<farkuhar>
Here's another story that might earn a laugh ... after trying out dozens of modprobe softdep options to get the laptop's internal soundcard working with *longterm* kernel 6.6.x, I finally went back to a *stable* kernel 6.9.7 that I compiled on June 27, and lo-and-behold, the card worked again! I can't believe I've been wasting all these months messing with modprobe.conf settings and sof-bin firmware, instead of switching to the stable kernel branch.
<SiFuh>
I am not laughing farkuhar
<SiFuh>
But it is interesting
<SiFuh>
What changed?
<SiFuh>
SOF?
<SiFuh>
That is actually in the kernel under Intel if I recall correctly
<SiFuh>
But I might have dementia as lavaball says
<lavaball>
can't you get checked out?
<SiFuh>
Dementia is a side effect from vaccines
<SiFuh>
I had a shit load until 2001
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I was talking to the doctor about vaccines for Thailand. One was Japanese Encephalitis. 1 in 9 people die from the vaccine. However, 1 in 300,000 people get Japanese Encephalitis. And 1 out of 30,000 who catch it, die from it.
<SiFuh>
The doctor said "That can't be right" and I said "I would rather catch Japanese Encephalitis. The odds are better"
<SiFuh>
I never took that one and I have never taken one since
<SiFuh>
lavaball: I was on Malaria pills when I went to Thailand. My friends avoided me every morning. I asked why and they said I was too agressive. When I came back to Australia there was a news report on TV about a Malaria pill that the US soldiers took in Afghanistan. They'd come back to the US, kill their entire family and then themselves. I went to find my slip that told me what I was taking and it was
<SiFuh>
the same. Funny is my mother kept demanding I take it. I said, I have no friends in the morning and I am sure this is the reason. Now she is glad I stopped it.
<SiFuh>
Those two incidents is the reason I turned away from pharmaceuticals
<SiFuh>
I use to be the guy that would turn up to hospital "You had a Tetnus shot within 7 years?" and I'd say no. I've probably had more than any normal being. Thought is was good. Never touched one since
<SiFuh>
lavaball: Now the vet wants to inject the dog. I am preparing to make a fake certificate for her. She ain't getting shit from these cunts
<SiFuh>
My brother picked up a dog and it was injected by the vet. Now the dog shivers all the time.
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: I am also constantly massaging my foot because I don't want gangrene
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: had a not so serious injury that is now becoming serious
<lavaball>
i don't think signify does what i want it to do.
<lavaball>
i don't want to sign a file. just create two keys and compare if they match.
<SiFuh>
I am going to watch my foot rot
<SiFuh>
Maybe name a dog after me Murry Ball.
<SiFuh>
Van Damme wheres tight jeans like zorz
<SiFuh>
wheres/wears*
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<farkuhar>
SiFuh: yes, SOF is in the kernel, but to fully initialize the device you have to obtain firmware. I tried two snapshots from https://github.com/thesofproject/sof/releases (2024.03 and 2024.06), and for a while one of them was working fine with longterm kernel 6.6.x, but then it suddenly stopped, prompting me to try the newer snapshot. Funny that a kernel I compiled *before* the newer firmware snapshot is the one that actually works.
<farkuhar>
Heh, got the soundcard to work just in time for a Zoom meeting, but only tested playback. I didn't test the microphone because I didn't have anything to say in the meeting. But even if I had wanted to test the mic, I would have had to relearn the syntax for amixer(1) because the laptop's built-in keyboard doesn't have F1-F12 keys which are needed in alsamixer(1) to toggle the view between Playback/Capture/All.
<farkuhar>
There are some keys where F1-F12 would normally be, but I haven't had time to play with xmodmap(1) or xev(1) to remap them. Heh, I think I got a segfault the last time I tried to run xev(1) to discover what keycodes they're currently mapped to.
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