Maja changed the topic of ##bash-crimes to: we bash back | club of folks preoccupied in whether they could, not whether they should | logs https://libera.irclog.whitequark.org/~h~bash-crimes
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<Maja_> isabella: i'm a few days late to the party because my quassel shat the bed, but this is absolutely wonderful
<isabella> Glad you liked it lol
<Maja_> isabella: hm, can you actually call a function called function without special characters, though?
<isabella> You need to quote the word function
<isabella> "f"unction
<isabella> funct\ion
<isabella> function''
<isabella> Or you need to find a way to make it not a keyword
<isabella> Like a=b function
<isabella> I'm not sure if it's doable without special characters
<Maja_> in other news I've discovered oil shell
<Maja_> they claim to have a dialect compatible with bash et al
<Maja_> it's... pretty compatible
<Maja_> runs my impl of AES and x25519 correctly
<Maja_> but sha2 breaks with unexplained wrong outputs
<regis> Seems like a proper crowd to ask so please excuse off-topic question. On scale 1-10, how cheesy would be UNIX-y fork bomb tattoo? It's been popping in my mind for years now, recently I visualized it using IBM EGA 8x14 font and now I want it even more... https://sysartist.com/tmp/ce28a8da248ab5d0864cac32585e27dc660f347d2fe37811bb8828ca0c7bc5be.png
<Maja_> regis: can't speak of the taste issue, but as written this won't run, iirc you need a space after the { and &
<Maja_> definitely would be cheesy if you ended up making such a mistake ;3
<Maja_> ah, only the one after { is mandatory, but you might as well go for symmetry
<Maja_> shout out to tio.run for being the easiest sandbox to use for testing this https://tio.run/##S0oszvj/30pDs9qqxkqt1trq/38A
<regis> Maja_: Thanks. ZSH on FreeBSD works with no spaces but /bin/sh (non-GNU, not-bash stuff) indeed requires a space after "{"!
<regis> /bin/sh actually doesn't even allow me to overwrite built-in ":" function
<regis> but I can `alias :=false;:;echo $?` and get 1, lol
<Maja_> gah, those fuckers are trying to nerdsnipe me
<Maja_> hm, actually, why does read -u $fd exist when you can do read <&$fd
<Maja_> probably the latter didn't exist when they introduced it
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